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Is Anything Going On Today?

No.  Nothing is going on today.

Source:  Some guy.

Man, these things are tough when you're not stealing all your material.  

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  1. Legit laughed out loud at this. Yes!

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  2. I noticed Netflix has added a bunch of WWE content, including the Ultimate Warrior DVD, Best of Raw and Smackdown 2013, the Mr. WrestleMania HBK set and the first PPV event added to the Netflix roster, TLC 2013.


    That's a lot of content that's not on the Network (discounting the TLC 2013 show). Watching the 2014 Royal Rumble on the Network right now, but soon as that's done, I think I'll switch over to Netflix and watch the Warrior set. Good background noise while cleaning the kitchen.

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  3. This was so funny.

    Also do we think the TNA injury spoilers are legit or just an angle? I think it sounds like a work.

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  4. From which night? Wednesday, Thursday or Friday?

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  5. http://i.imgur.com/VcKxLVJ.jpg


    I just realized something. The Fake Dave is actually a Vogon.

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  6. Table spot injury

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  7. Let's watch a PPV tonight BODers, any takers? Any suggestions on shows?

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  8. Stranger in the AlpsJune 28, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    There haven't even been any noteworthy additions to the Network library in a week. They fast-tracked RAW to 1995 and then stopped. I'm telling you, the business is trying to put the Blog of Doom down.

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  9. Dude, where's my downvote?June 28, 2014 at 3:01 PM

    These words have been stolen from the dictionary. Please don't tell anyone.

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  10. Angle, I'd put money on it being a work.

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  11. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    Following up on my TJ from yesterday...during the GMW premier when you realize "oh right...they aren't focusing this show on Cory, Topenga, and Feeny." Didn't you suddenly feel 100 years old?

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  12. Dude, where's my downvote?June 28, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    What is the difference between legit laughing and not legit laughing?

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  13. BREAKING NEWS
    Just spoke to my source at the pizzeria and they saw my pizza will be arriving between 20-25 minutes.
    Credit Pini's Pizzeria, Brighton, MA

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  14. I'll cover the TNA news because I like laughing at TNA:

    "The week after returning to a 1.0 rating level, TNA Impact fell back one-tenth of a rating.

    Impact
    on Thursday, June 26 scored a 0.9 rating and averaged 1.138 million
    viewers, down 15 percent from last week's audience of 1.330 million
    viewers."

    Source: pwtorch

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  15. I fucked up the Daily Update feature for everyone.

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  16. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    Pini's might sue you for that...or fuck your dog...or break down during a movie review or video game review...or die in an accident...I'm not sure which story is which anymore let alone which ones are real and which ones are shoots.

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  17. In all seriousness, I am going to make an effort to concentrate more on the wrestling side. I am going to type up a Money in the Bank Preview for tomorrow.

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  18. Eh, did many people even use it for the news? Was just a catch all for TJ'ing mostly. Can just do a daily shoot the shit thread.

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  19. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    The problem is Brian is that you and Scott acknowledged Dave whatever his last name is. You should have just gone with the ultimate put down..."who...in the blue hell...are you?" (followed naturally by the response should Dave however you spell his last name is responded)

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  20. Anyone down to watch 2012 Extreme Rules?

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  21. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    And in all seriousness Brian...you are really fucking good at it.

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  22. Matt Sydal (Evan Bourne) and Drew Galloway (McIntyre) are scheduled on upcoming Evolve shows. We've seen Sydal in this environment before but I'm curious about how Drew will fair in the indie circuit. I'd actually be interested in seeing him show up in ROH and feud with Roderick Strong, given The Decade's mission.

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  23. Time for you welcome back beatdown Sydal.

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  24. Thank you. I really do appreciate that

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  25. IYH2: The Michaels/Jarrett one.

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  26. Here's a news item for tomorrow:


    Kbjone's Sunday Night Plans


    "Noted poster kbjone has no intention of watching WWE Money In The Bank, and will instead be spending the time doing more interesting things. Possible activities include jacking off, choking the chicken, jerkin' the gherkin, and draining the dragon. Oh, and don't forget watching grass grow."


    Source: kbjone

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  27. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    No prob...just so you know my only two friends on this blog, (I don't have friends on this blog for obvious name related reasons) died and quit, twice. So you know...keep it together.

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  28. I'd usually comment on the actual news topics... then TJ if something interesting popped up.

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  29. The difference is between just typing 'lol' and actually lol'ing in real life

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  30. WrestleZone seems to be putting out all of the Elite news

    http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/487881-latest-on-the-undertakers-health

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  31. I am pretty level-headed most of the time.
    I can guarantee no breakdowns.

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  32. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJune 28, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    Fair enough.

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  33. kbwrestlingreviewsJune 28, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    I DEMAND A SOURCE THAT CONFIRMS YOUR NAME IS SCOTT KEITH!

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  34. MITB sounds like it could be awesome

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  35. Probably knows somebody who has access and they're passing him info. I'd love if every news site started trolling Dave by posting everything.

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  36. Thanks for the reminder. Off I go to watch it!

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  37. It is confirmed to be 20-25 minutes, unless there is extra traffic, which would make it 30-35 minutes. However, sources state that the roads are pretty clear, so it could actually be 15 minutes, unless it's not.

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  38. People who just use lol as shorthand for "that's funny."

    I hate lol and I'm not a fan of lolers. I'm in favor of typing Hahahahaha.

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  39. We doing a ppv tonight or what?

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  40. Did you actually send puppy lover a nice email, or did he make that up on twitter?

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  41. Yep, that's pretty much what I see it as. Around hour 2 of my shift, there's a thread to chat about stuff (and poke fun at people being too negative of course)

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  42. Someone ratted me out to him. That is evident.
    And for the record, I have no problem with them banning my account. I did violate the TOS and it is their site, not mine.

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  43. Someone suggested Extreme rules 2012.

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  44. Did not said the time.

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  45. I like this idea

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  46. Anyone up for GAB 1992?

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  47. I can't believe they didn't do those NYC shows live.

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  48. Scott and Brian, that's what you get for stealing credible information from a dog fucker. Decreased revenue from your site. That's what you get.














    Just kidding. I love ths place.

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  49. How?

    They can't have any legal grounds to owning the news.

    None.

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  50. I saw a thing on 411 about Taker and 31. I'm telling you, I wouldn't be shocked at all if Brock/Taker 2 happens.

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  51. I was just thinking, the decade needs something to do with Cedric moving on.

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  52. I'll be watching Money in the Bank 2014 with my two boys. Kbjone's plans spund better than mine.

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  53. so is lordsofpain

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  54. Any Elite Audio broadcast says that the content cannot be posted elsewhere.
    They have no grounds for a lawsuit but again, it is their rule and website and I did violate that.

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  55. IT WAS ME BAYLESS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

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  56. I feel like the ban was fine, even though 100 other sites post the same info. He went too far dropping your real name and acting like a big bitch on Twitter. Dude needs to go back to spooning with his dog and grooming his unironic mustache.

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  57. The Cedric feud is over,Roddy lost.Now I don't know who their gonna feud,ACH?

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  58. That would be so dumb on a lot of levels. Then again, I think having Lesnar end the streak was dumb too, so what do I know.

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  59. What other logical payoff would there be for those Heyman promos though? I agree it would dumb but it seems tailor made for a GONG! to go off right in the middle of his streak bit.

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  60. I'm not saying it isn't logical, but if the Undertaker beats Lesnar at 31, what the hell was the point of Lesnar beating him the first time? The WWE probably thinks "oh we'll make some money off this!" but it's really just 50/50 booking taken to its worst degree. This is why a part-timer shouldn't have ended the streak and/or the streak shouldn't have been ended to begin with.

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  61. Bizenspan wrote a good article in the F4W today, basically comparing TNA to the dying days of the AWA and how they only have 9 house shows coming up in he next three months and still no word from Spike on whether or not they will renew their contrat

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  62. I'm actually stoked for MITB, we agree on something.

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  63. I will admit, an Undertaker's Revenge storyline could be very cool but I don't think his body is up for the challenge.

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  64. Taker's "dazed dog" status was a work I tell you. A work! There's no way he shows up that out of shape and meh looking, puts on that shitty of a performance, and then LOSES without it being a part of some sort of plan.

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  65. When you have to resort to bringing in people like Snitsky and Zeke Jackson, it's time to close up shop.

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  66. Why am I not surprised you think it was a work?

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  67. Its like the 1989 equivalent of bringing in Tom Magee and Ted Arcidi

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  68. Stranger in the AlpsJune 28, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    So does having two ladder matches on the show this weekend make up for having two Divas matches?

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  69. Could you possibly give the cliffsnotes version?

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  70. I think Taker has two matches left in him. WM31 he goes out for revenge against Brock and loses, then he decides it's time to call it a career and has one more farewell match (which he wins) against somebody who's not Brock.

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  71. Still banged up from his 30 match, is working out but telling people 31 isn't likely.

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  72. The January "Undertaker will be working WM unless he doesn't" thing in June.

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  73. At least it's two Divas matches that have actual story lines and plots and stuff.

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  74. He got hurt during the match

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  75. Stranger in the AlpsJune 28, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    That's twice as many piss breaks.

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