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  1. This should be fun.

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  2. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    Can anyone tell me the appeal of the "Tammy" movie? What's the draw?

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  3. Fatty make a funny.

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  4. This is the NYC show right?

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  5. Still can't believe they brought in Snitsky and Zeke Jackson. All the lulz. TNAwful.

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  6. No. Not for awhile.

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  7. Really? It wasn't his fault?

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  8. Stranger in the AlpsJune 26, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    Ummm...no.

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  9. Crap, really liked that setup.

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  10. What? This thread is going on.

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  11. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Lashley in the McMahon powder blue tonight!

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  12. Fun fact: Abyss went to the same High School I went to.

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  13. I was just thinking Vince would be proud of that one.

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  14. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    What are these shenanigans? Opening with a match!?

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  15. It all comes full circle.

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  16. Show starting off great.

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  17. For PWG fans,2014 BOLA is stacked.AJ Styles,Evan Bourne,ACH,Gargano,Trent Baretta,Rich Swann...

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  18. Yeah, where my 20+ minute promo?

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  19. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    Is it just me or does Terrel's theme rip off that horrendous "Porn Star Dancing" song?

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  20. Are you still playing no mercy?

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  21. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    I'm lost without the authority figure exposition.

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  22. Velvet's implants are officially wider than her chest.

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  23. WWE still has that 90 day non compete clause in their contracts right?

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  24. Not if the contracts expired.

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  25. Yes,I'm trying to beat Cactus Jack in the Hardcore title Storyline.

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  26. Good, I'd like to see Drew come into the company sooner or later.

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  27. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    Will the Knockout calendar vote get as much attention as the opening match retweet for

    Slammiversary?

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  28. I bet Jef would buy all of those Brooke posters.

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  29. Tune into Nitro to find out!

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  30. I'd tape it to my celiing and hope for it to fall.

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  31. I thought TNA had gone back to 6 sides?

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  32. I'm pro-implant but hers are kind of scary.

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  33. At the taping, they still have some episodes left.

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  34. Pro-natural here.

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  35. A few taped shows to get through first

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  36. Taped show. The 6 sided ring runs in to save Young in the main event.

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  37. Well I prefer natural, but implants don't bother me.

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  38. Has anyone here played Dead Space?If I get my Xbox 360 this year I think I'm gonna buy this one.

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  39. Drew should come in and have all of the Knockouts fight his former wife for him.

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  40. I like some implants too,just not go too much.

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  41. She killed his career.

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  42. Before my Internet got hooked up today (thanks for the 4 day delay Time Warner!) at my new place, I finished playing COD: Black Ops 2 campaign mode. Fun story, but I killed the wrong people and the bad guys still ended up shutting down the world.

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  43. Can we talk about NXT here too, because the hype Alex Riley is giving Bull Dempsy is hilarious!

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  44. What?! No special back stage cameras?!

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  45. There's no sad end like in Yakuza.

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  46. Alex Riley is still around? Interestingly enough, when I went to a house show 2 years ago he was still pretty over.

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  47. If it'll catch us up to the NBA thread, sure.

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  48. Whatever happened to Riley,he was getting over when broke up with Miz

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  49. Still playing that? I heard Orange Ops is the new Black Ops.

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  50. It's all in his theme, that song would get anybody over.

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  51. That theme was great.

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  52. I'd played a ton of the multiplayer when I got years ago, but never got into the campaign mode. Haven't done the same for Ghosts either. I played Ghosts for like a week, got pissed at the multiplayer, and haven't picked it up since.

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  53. Wasn't that good in the ring, creative had nothing, all leading to him being a commentator.

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  54. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Transformers...


    LOL

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  55. SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!

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  56. I've never gotten into Transformers. I didn't in the late 80's/early 90's and I'm still not.

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  57. I'm here to make monkeyshines at a wrestling show.

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  58. Let's see if Dirk Diggler can save that film.

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  59. For a second I thought this was Dolph Ziggler's TNA name.

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  60. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    He has to play it like he did in The Happening... gold Jerry, gold!

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  61. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    ...and your NEW TNA champion...

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  62. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh BULL!

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  63. Is TNA popular in Japan? Because I wouldn't be shocked if they haven't looked into that yet.

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  64. I really want to see how BFG is going to play out.

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  65. Well, it's just in the Muta partnership.

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  66. They're doing BFG on NJPW's C- venue.

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  67. TNA seems more popular overseas than they are in the U.S.

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  68. Korakeun might be small, but it is very prestigious.

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  69. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    HERE'S the opening 20 minute promo... TNA screwed up the run sheet.

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  70. Time for a Bullet Club run in.

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  71. They're bound to be disappointed.

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  72. Never said it wasn't

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  73. Cant, they are NJPW :(

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  74. Bullet Club is too cool for TNA.

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  75. It's amazing that nearly 20 YEARS after that format started that it has continued to be a staple of wrestling TV. Long promos + authority figures need to go.

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  76. Honestly, pretty good commentary voice. He and Rene Young work well together.

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  77. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    ";cause soon as yall get some dough/ya wanna put a white bitch on ya elbow..."

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  78. Still, AJ and the Bullet Club making war on TNA....

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  79. I still say that poor dog.

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  80. I enjoy long promos and authority figures are ok if used correctly and moderately.

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  81. Lashley is not so good at colour coordination

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  82. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    His dog is blond.

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  83. Yeah, he fits the mold quite well.

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  84. I wouldn't disagree, but I just hate how they have become staples of EVERY broadcast.

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  85. They look like a church group.

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  86. He does look like McMahon in that suit.

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  87. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    What church do YOU go to where the women dress like THAT?!?!

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  88. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Reverend D'Von needs to join. He can take big Dave with him.

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  89. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    If he wears the salmon suit next week, he raided Vince's closet.

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  90. "That's a real saying! This is a real wrestling show! I'm a real wrestler! Really!"

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  91. Not everyone dresses that nice.

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  92. I know a few.

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  93. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Face wrestlers sure are stupid.

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  94. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    What did EY expect running in 3 on 1? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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  95. Wouldn't be Mark Henry's closet?

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  96. Roode in his Canadian suit there

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  97. He thinks he's Cena,too many concussions cause this.

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  98. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Bobby Roode run in from the (former) Aces and Eights hideout?

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  99. Sad how they book it that way.

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  100. Maybe he thought being booked to take out 3 guys wouldn't be any more ridiculous than being booked to be TNA Champion?

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  101. That was a nice duck from MVP.

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  102. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    My bad, I guess Vinny's was more pink when HHH relieved him of his duties.

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  103. Question:


    A movie that you wanna see a remake?

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  104. None of them. Make new films.

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  105. The Room, but it's already in the works.

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  106. Relaxed rules there.

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  107. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Got damn these anti-smoking ads are horrible.

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  108. These smoking commercials are so graphic.

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  109. I hate them, just like those texting commercials.

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  110. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    .aaaaaaaaaaaaand mire talking


    Roode is blown up from talking?

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  111. Team Canada reunion?

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  112. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    From the bottom up?!?!

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  113. Not really something to be bragging about there, Bobby.

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  114. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Started from the bottom now we're here?

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  115. Bobby Roode,TNA 2nd best world champion.

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  116. Thanks for that song again......

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  117. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    Seven weeks ago?! Who remembers that!

    He said a swear... he's real dammit!!!

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  118. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    Have they ever LEFT the bottom?

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  119. Roode's cutting a "I helped build this company, I love wrestling" promo. Did Tommy Dreamer forget to take it with him when he left last week?

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  120. TNA couldn't give any better material.

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  121. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    ....and THAT'S a SHOOT brotha!!

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  122. AJ in his First TNA title reign.

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  123. You mean a botch.

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  124. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    Wrestling is the only profession where a suspended/fired wrestler follow his boss around on a regular basis.

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  125. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    Bobby Roode: Your new pandering babyface.

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  126. Yeah, that is some EPIC pandering.

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  127. Remember when Sting was determined to get TNA back from Hogan for the sake of the boys in the back and the fans and stuff because he just cared about TNA so much?

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  128. It was all in the voice.

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  129. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    When are we gonna start botch-shoots? Or is that the Scherer threads?

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  130. I know Jef loves TNA.

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  131. There was something funny about Sting screaming "I...LOVE...TNA!"

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  132. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Roode with the Bully Ray haircut now.

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  133. This segment is taking forever.

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  134. Just put him in some sweatpants and call him Bobby Dreamer.

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  135. MVP just asked the question we were wondering.

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  136. Between the fauxhawk and the talking, I don't know what's worse.

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  137. MORE AUTHORITY FIGURES!

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  138. It's McGuyver.

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  139. Remember when [several wrestlers] were determined to get TNA back from Jeff Jarrett for the
    sake of the boys in the back and the fans and stuff because they just
    cared about TNA so much?

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  140. But he just started.

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  141. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    I love how all these "authority figures" happen to come out at EXACTLY the right time. Impeccable timing.

    Deus ex TNAchina.

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  142. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    "Wretched and utter mess..."

    I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments.

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  143. What does that Machina phrase mean? Never got it.

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  144. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    That mohawk ain't a good look, Roode.

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  145. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Stop with the closeup of the CLOWN and put in on the chick in the short shorts.

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  146. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Earl Solomon Armstrong? Why are these names so shitty? Did they steal the NXT name generator.

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  147. I'm starting to enjoy Knox's group

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  148. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    If you need cash now, call JT Wentworth...877 cash NOW!!!

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  149. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    "We need cash and we need it fast."


    Then in kayfabe you wrestle and win... ahhhhh.

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  150. Like how, Robbie is nowhere to be found, nice subtle touch.

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  151. So they just let people see Manik/Suicide's face.

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  152. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    He's in a tent in a foreign country with Tessmacher.

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  153. Because.....TNA!!!

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  154. They did last year many times.

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  155. Over on NXT, Neville vs Van Dam is shaping up to be awesome.

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  156. Didn't they unmask him? Or show him without a mask? Or say who he really was? That sounds familiar to me.

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  157. Man,I was really into the character in his first run.

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  158. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Didn't they show it before when Aries stole the costume and won the X-Division title? "TJ Perkins has always been Suicide... brother."

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  159. Kaz/Daniels you mean?

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  160. Van Dam sometimes shows that "spark" he had.

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  161. Yeah,he was in my favorite KOTM match.

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  162. Maybe, I wasn't following as close at that point.

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  163. I liked that PPV with the two KOTM matches.

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  164. For sure, it's like he's pretending Neville is Lynn.

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  165. Well this is on the Network so I'm sure he'll be compensated with an unknown amount of money in an unknown amount of time.

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  166. I was watching some old TNA matches,Joe was so over.I feel bad from what they did to him.

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  167. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    That board of directors dude can point like no other man can!

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  168. He's a pro at it.

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  169. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    WWE should have done that a long time ago.

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  170. Saint Seiya!

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  171. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    I just grabbed 3 Hogan weight belts off there last week for about $8 a pop. Great collectible for a few friends of mine and a cheap, easy xmas gift.

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  172. Is the Sananda going to be the first guy to lose his WHC title match at Destination X?

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  173. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    "You... Jackass."

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  174. I miss Yoshi Tatsu.

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  175. I spelled his name wrong didn't I?

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  176. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    That was Taka on Cornette way back in the day.

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  177. Good match so far.

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  178. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    They have: http://shop.wwe.com/Daniel-Bryan-Official-Costume-Beard/W05874,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05874_color=No%20Color&start=47&cgid=superstar-current-danielbryan

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  179. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    I miss Yoshi's awesome theme.

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  180. Yeah, it was a catchy one.

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  181. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    It was quirky and unique, unlike the 25+ other generic rock themes.

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  182. One of the best production themes around.

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  183. Yeah, very entertaining.

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  184. Does Wrestle-1 has any titles?

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  185. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    Man I wish Tenay and Taz could have sold Senada's win a little bigger than a casual observance comment.

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  186. Replay in baseball is terrible. The game's are long enough without having to ensure John Gibbons waddling his way out onto the field to talk to the umpire to buy time to find out whether he should review a base hit in a 6-0 game.

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  187. Suicide's mouth just moved, never seen that with the mask ever.

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  188. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJune 26, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    No. That is why They should have taken TNA's TV title.

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  189. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 26, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    THAT guy would not have THAT girl in that E-Harmony ad.

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  190. And they upheld the call. That's a fine use of 5 minutes.

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  191. Change it to TNA International Title.

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  192. Do also a Tag title.

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