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Indy Wrap-Up Of Doom
Greetings and welcome to the first installment of the Indy Wrap Up (Of Dooooom!)  If this goes well, each week I'll bring you news, notes, results and upcoming event information for some of the more popular indy promotions including Ring Of Honor, PWG, CZW, and Chikara as well as introduce you to promotions you should become familiar with. i'll try to be as objective as possible but some things, i just can't help myself.
Fair warning: This column will tend to run on the lengthy side but it should be fairly easy to browse through and pick and choose things relevant to your interests. There is not a lot in the way of the self-congratulatory one-man reach-around type material that I know you all love so much. You're welcome.
So..let's do the damn thing.

 


Ring Of Honor
As you probably know, ROH is making their first foray into the Pay Per View arena on June 22nd with "Best In The World" in Nashville, TN. The scheduled card is:
6 Man Mayhem (read: "spot fest") - Winner Gets A Future TV Title Match
ACH v Takaaki Wantanabe v Caprice Coleman v Tadarius Thomas v BJ Whitmer v Tommaso Ciampa
Submission Match
Roderick *yawn* Strong vs Cedric Alexander
Matt Hardy and Michael Bennett (w/Maria) vs The Briscoe Brothers
Kevin Steen v "The Last Real Man" Silas Young
ROH TV Championship
Matt Taven v Jay Lethal (w/Truth Martini) (c)
ROH Tag Team Championship
Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian vs ReDragon (Kyle ORLY? O'Reilly and Bobby Fish) (c)
ROH Championship
Michael Elgin (RIP mullet) v Adam Cole (c)
The PPV will be available on most satellite and cable systems in the US and Canada for $24.95 (SD) / $34.95 (HD).  If watching online is your thing, the show will also be available in glorious HD on UStream at www.UStream.Com/RingOfhonor
This is a huge show for ROH that will likely have a significant impact on the promotion moving forward.  I have on pretty good authority that their break-even point is in the vicinity of 10,000 buys and, honestly, I'm not sure if they'll get that with their limited TV penetration but here's hoping they do.  Marketing for the show was pretty shoddy up until the past couple of weeks where they've put things in to high gear so we'll see if the late charge is enough to put them over the top.  The card is great, I guess it just comes down to how many casual fans will decide to give something new a shot and how many assholes stream the show illegally instead of paying for it because, apparently, they are somehow entitled to do so.
This week's ROH TV is already up on YouTube and is a Best In The World preview special.  You can check it out for the low. low price of zero dollars at - Youtube.com/User/RingOfHonor.
Last week's ROH TV featured two matches from the Toronto Global Wars show - Roderick (please die in a fire) Strong v Cedric Alexander and a very good match for the ROH title with Kevin Steen challenging Adam Cole.  That show is available for free (registration required) atwww.ROHWrestling.Com
Combat Zone Wrestling
Fodder for many Botchamanias and the promotion everybody loves to hate but really don't know much about, CZW held their annualTournament Of Death last weekend on DJ Hyde's parents' farm (yes, really) in Delaware.  Reported attendance was somewhere in the 1,000 range which is an excellent turn out for CZW.
I'm sure the vast majority of you couldn't give two shits about the round by round breakdown so I'll just cut to the chase. The winner was Big Japan/FREEDOMS' Jun Kasai who beat MASADA in a brutal no rope, barbed wire match which saw light tubes-a-plenty, some sick ladder spots, MASADA's famous wood skewers and a scaffold. After getting a two count off a top rope splash, Kasai ascended to the top of the scaffold, let out his trademark "SHIIII!" battle cry and nailed another splash to put MASADA down for the three and win the "super awesome" TOD trophy that DJ Hyde probably takes back afterwards.
These guys were obviously worn out as each had competed in 2 grueling matches prior but they still went balls to the wall.  An admirable performance by both, for sure and likely Kasai's last US appearance as he is rumored to be hanging it up in the not-too-distant future. All in all, there wasn't really a "bad" match on the card (except for Joe Gacy who is automatically the worst) and everyone worked extremely hard to put on a good show. I was disappointed to see the other two BJW talents eliminated in the first round, especially Jaki Numazawa, but it is what it is.
CZW's next show at their home base, Flyers Skate Zone in Voorhees (ki ki ki, ma ma ma) New Jersey, is titled "New Heights" and takes place on July 12th. This is a double header with women's promotion WSU.
WSU kicks off at 4:00p and will feature a slug-fest between "The Walking Episode Of Cops" (That is really the motto she picked) Mickie Knuckles and LuFisto for the WSU title, an open challenge from Jenny Rose and CZW Academy graduate Brittany Blake will take on OI4K's Nevaeh and more to be announced.
CZW starts at 7:30p CZW time (8:30-9:00p normal people time) and will feature Juicy Product defending their tag titles against the Beaver Boys, Team Tremendous and OI4K (Jake & Dave Crist). In addition, BLK Jeez will square off with the returning Jon Gresham.  We're sure to see a CZW world title defense by the awesome Biff Busick and I'm assuming the main event will pit MASADA against Matt Tremont in some kind of deathmatch as Tremont attacked MASADA and claimed they had "unfinished business" at the end of the TOD show last weekend.  Drew Gulak is also scheduled to make some sort of "State Of CZW" address which, if it is anything like his past "addresses", will whip the blood-thirsty CZW crowd into a frenzy.  Drew Gulak is for "A Better Combat Zone" (ie - not "ultraviolent") and is all around fun as well as an excellent wrestler.  There are some other flippy guys on the card that will probably open the show and blow most of their spots, so they really aren't worth mentioning unless your name is Maffew.
Tickets are $20 per show for general admission.  The shows will also be broadcast live on iPPV at VOD.CZWrestling.Com.  CZW has developed an impressive track record with their iPPVs.  I've yet to see or hear about one that had transmission issues, lag/buffering problems, etc.  Their iPPVs are produced by RFVideo, so it's probably a good idea to take a shower afterwards if you purchase one. You can find a large back catalog of CZW events, including this year's TOD, at the aforementioned site as well.
CZW has also started doing bi-weekly $5 "Dojo Wars" shows at their training academy in New Jersey that feature CZW trainees taking on talent from the CZW roster.  Most reports I've read indicate that these have actually been pretty decent shows and for five bucks, you can't really go wrong.
For more info on all of these events and everything else CZW, visit www.CZWrestling.com
Chikara
Chikara has a full slate this weekend with two shows in Chicago on June 21st and one show in Detroit on the 22nd.
The afternoon show in Chicago on 6/21, "Quantum Of Solace", starts at 1pm and includes Ultramantis Black, Hallowicked and Frightmare v Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive and Oleg The Usurper (I swear I did not make any of those names up), Worker Ant v DeviANT, Arik Cannon and Darin Corbin taking on Jigsaw and The Shard, Ophidian v JAKA and more.
General admission tickets are still available and will be sold at the door.
The evening show, "Diamonds Are Forever", kicks off at 7pm and will feature Archibald Peck, Shane Matthews and Scott Parker vs Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (say that 3 times fast), The Batari v The Odditorium, Eddie Kingston will take on Jimmy Jacobs in what should be a fun match, The Colony will battle Colony: Xtreme Force and more.  This show is officially sold out.
Taking place between the two shows is a Chikara "Expansion Pack" which is, as it sounds, related to some silly interactive game that Mike Quackenbush has developed in his infinite wisdom between telling whoever will listen that pro wrestling is like ice cream.  I understand that things may be a little rough for ol' Quack after the former Mrs. Quackenbush took her magical Chikara money tree with her so I suppose whatever he has to do to stay afloat (and actually pay people decently) is fine. It seems stupid to me though.  This event is sold out, by the way, but apparently it's only limited to a hundred or so attendees. That should prove to be good people watching.
The following day in Detroit, Chikara presents "Goldfinger" at 3PM which will feature The Colony and Batiri v The Flood, Jervis Cottonbelly v Chuck Taylor, Shynron goes up against Eddie Kingston in a match that should steal in the show, and more.  General admission tickets for this show are still available and will be sold at the door.

None of these shows will be broadcast as live iPPVs but I'm sure they'll be available through SmartMark within a week or so and on Chikara's site, probably at an inflated price because they do shit like that.

You can check out a preview for these shows via the mildly annoying Chikara Event Center here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRF8NXMcioY
For more info on the wacky world of Chikara, visit ChikaraPro.Com
PWG has a couple of huge shows coming up at their usual stomping grounds - The American Legion in Reseda, CA. First up is "ELEVEN" onJuly 26th featuring Joey Ryan and Candice LeRae v The Young Bucks, Chris Hero goes up against PWG champion Kyle O'Reilly, Adam Cole, Roderick (god damnit) Strong and Johnny Gargano will compete in a Number One Contender match, Trevor Lee takes on Kevin Steen, Cedric Alexander and ACH will unleash their usual array of high flying shenanigans on one another, Frankie Kazarian makes his PWG return against everyone's favorite stoner, Brian Kendrick and more. Tickets for this show do not appear to be on sale at this time.
PWG's annual Battle Of Los Angeles will take place August 29th-31st.  The show will feature 24 participants in all and will undoubtedly be stacked.  The only name announced thus far is the freshly released Matt Sydal (Evan Bourne) who I'm sure is happy that he can now smoke as much synthetic marijuana as he pleases despite it being more dangerous and expensive than actual marijuana.
PWG also recently released the DVD for their May show, "Sold Our Soul For Rock And Roll" featuring Kevin Steen and The Young Bucks vs  Cedric Alexander, Johnny Gargano andTrevor Lee, Ricochet vs ACH (which is undoubtedly awesome), a Rich Swann vs AR Fox flippity spot fest, Kyle O'Reilly vs Adam Cole and more. It's a bargain at $14.99 plus shipping and can be purchased via Highspots or directly from PWG here - http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/
For more info  - www.ProWrestlingGuerrilla.Com
Other Upcoming Shows

Rhode Island's upstart promotion, Beyond Wrestling returns to Fete Music in Providence, RI on 6/22 at 4pm with "Uncomfortable".  The card is stacked and features Chris Hero v JT Dunn, Curt Hawkins v AR Fox, Biff Busick v Matt Tremont in a Fans Bring The Weapons match, Sugar Dunkerton and Pinkie Sanchez take on Nicholas Kaye and Myke Quest and more.
General admission tickets are $15 and can be purchased at the door or via Beyond's website (see below). A $30 "super ticket" is also available and grants admittance to "Uncomfortable" as well as a show the previous night, XWA "Aftermath" in nearby Warwick, RI. The XWA show looks solid as well and includes Chris Hero v Brian Fury, Brian Cage v Tommaso Ciampa, Bobby Fish v JT Dunn, Colt Cabana and more.
More info can be found at Beyond Wrestling's website - LookMaNoFans.Com.  Their YouTube channel is also worth checking out atYoutube.Com/User/BeyondWrestling.  The channel has over 800 videos, many free to view, and features a veritable who's who collection of independent talent.
The excellent AIW promotion presents their premier event of the year, 'Absolution 9'  on June 29th at Turners Hall in Ohio's armpit, Cleveland.  Bell time is 6:00p.  As usual, AIW has put together a great card including: Chris Sabin v Kevin Steen, AIW Champion, Michael Elgin will defend his belt against Tim Donst, the lovely Veda Scott and Gregory Iron will continue their bloody and unsettling war, Josh Prohibition will take on MDOGG Matt Cross, Eddie Kingston will do battle with Ricky Shane Page and more.

All tickets are first-come-first-seated general admission and are $15 in advance via the AIW website/$20 at the door.

AIW also recently released the DVD for their JT Lightning Invitational Tournament and it is easily among the top 3 independent wrestling DVDs issued thus far in 2014.  The two day tournament features Josh Prohibition, Tim Donst, Matt Cross, Buff Bagwell (yep. and he pulls off a move you will never see coming), Sonjay Dutt, Heidi Lovelace, Michael Elgin, Chris Sabin v Johnny Gargano and a literal shit ton (an actual standardized unit of measurement) more.

The aforementioned DVD, tickets and additional info can all be found at  AIWrestling.Com.
Everyone's favorite dirtbag, Ian Rotten, has somehow found a building that will work with him and is back to running weekly $10 a pop IWA Mid South shows at Jammerz in Clarksville, IN.  Most of the cards feature newer talent from the area as well as IWA MS regulars, with one show out of the month usually featuring more established talent such as Chris Hero and Davey Richards.  From what I've heard, the shows have been drawing decent crowds and the wrestling is not half bad which is about as much as you can ask for out of a weekly no-budget show, I guess.  As much as everyone (including me...a lot) dislikes Ian, he does have a good eye for talent when it comes to non-deathmatch wrestlers.
After being cancelled last year because LOLIanRotten, IWA Mid South is bringing back their popular King and Queen Of The Deathmatches tournaments on June 28th. Both events will be held at The Rustic Frog Gentlemen's Club (pure class.) in New Albany, IN. All-day floor tickets are $35 and all-day general admission tickets are $25.  The show is 18+ and anybody with half a brain should purchase their tickets at the door.  Paying for an IWA MS show in advance is always a risky proposition.
QOTDM participants include Mickie Knuckles, Kiki Rose, Heidi Lovelace (which should be interesting), Thunderkitty, Randi West and more. KOTDM participants include Mitch Page (ugh), MASADA, Freakshow (ugh), Josh Crane (ugh), John Wayne Murdock (ugh), Matt Tremont, Devon Moore, Ron Mathis(!) and more. Join me in rooting for Ron Mathis, won't you? Aside from MASADA (who, surprisingly, can go like a mofo), Mathis is easily the most talented wrestler in the tournament.  As with all of Ian's shows, card/participants are subject to change and probably will.  The first round match ups and gimmicks have been announced and all of them are absolutely and completely insane so if watching people suffer potentially serious injuries is your thing, you'll certainly get your fill here.
IWA MS's website is utterly useless but if you'd like to take a look at the first round match-ups and gimmicks, they're worth a chuckle and can be found here - http://prowrestlingsmarktalk.blogspot.com/2014/06/iwa-mid-south-kingqueen-of-deathmatches.html  You can also follow IWA Mid South on Twitter at Twitter.Com/IWAMidSouth which seems to be updated somewhat regularly. Apparently Ian uses Facebook primarily but I am not on Facebook and may get Hepatitis C were I to "like" the IWA MS page so we'll leave that alone.

Things are somewhat quiet in Gabe Sapolsky land as Dragon Gate USA and EVOLVE have nothing scheduled through the end of the month.  Hopefully Gabe remembers how to book a wrestling show that doesn't involve Teddy Hart and his moonsaulting cats before either promotion returns. 

Sapolsky affiliate and all around swell guy, Dave Prazak brings his SHINE women's promotion to Ybor City, FL for SHINE 21 on June 27th at 9p. The event features an all star cast of women's talent including Ivelisse, Serena Deeb, 14 Year Old Dave's favorite download, April Hunter, Jessicka Havok, Allysin Kay, Leah Von Dutch, Amber O'Neal, Mia Yim, Cherry Bomb, Kimber Lee and more.  If you are looking for quality women's wrestling, it doesn't get much better than this. More event info and iPPV ordering options can be found here.

That's -shew- most everything noteworthy on tap for this month.  I'll have results for these shows (and probably more) next week or in a future installment as the case may be.

i was going to add a "Indy Wrestler Of The Week" and a 'Worst Indy Wrestler Of The Week" but this is already long enough so we'll call it a day. Hopefully you found this column enjoyable or at least informative.  Any and all criticism is welcome (and I'm sure you all will put it to me). Hopefully this is a success and I can make it a weekly thing.  There's a whole wide world of outstanding independent talent and promotions out there that I personally believe present higher quality WRESTLING than what we often reluctantly sit through on Monday orThursday night.
Thanks again for reading. Until next time!

Comments

  1. For something called a "wrap up" that was unbearably long. Constructive criticism -- you may want to cut it down some.

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  2. Great pick. Never saw it at the time as this was during the few years I'd quit watching. Found it after reading about it in Jericho's book and was dying watching it.

    "This Is Your Life" would have to be on the Mount Rushmore of sports entertainment-y segments, for sure.

    Welcome aboard. I look forward to you becoming an arrogant blowhard, all of us calling you on it and you having a virulent meltdown sometime in December or so.

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  3. So, who are you?

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  4. Our next victim.

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  5. Always enjoyed Sting making the save for Flair vs Funk and Muta.

    ...and as an aside, I'm not sure how many agree with me, but shouldn't the point of QotD be a really brief, thought provoking question that lots of people can jump into leading to debate in the comments?

    Take a page out of Dark Knight and write short enough to stay the hero, not drone on and on and on long enough to turn yourself into a villain because you said soooo much in your QotD that there's 50 different things people find to shit on instead of talking about the actual question.

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  6. Both this guy and the indie guy didn't actually say who they were. It's like that puro guy who randomly showed up

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  7. If its more wrestling-centric, then im all for it.


    Welcome to the BoD, hope you survive the experience...

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  8. We'll see if my tryout ever sees the light of day...

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  9. We're all gonna die, Fuj.

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  10. When the Kat showed her boobies.

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  11. I just saw that on WWE.com when i was looking at stuff for this Smackdown. I hope they don't say that.

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  12. So Meekin has been future endeavored?

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  13. I think he got sent back to developmental to work on his gimmick.

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  14. The Raw after Austin won was my favorite moment. From the fans being super happy to see Austin, to Vince being annoyed with the whole thing, to Vince getting a stunner.

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  15. Developmental hell with any luck.

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  16. Awful, just awful...would love to see you tell roderick strong "yawn" to his face.

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  17. Not even educated on the topic as he refers to SHINE as a dave prazak company (its not) and a gabe sapolsky affiliate (it also is not). You are thinking of SHIMMER and gabe sapolsky has nothing to do with either of the promotions. And calling Beyond an upstart (its not, been around for well over five years) and rhode island based (its not, roots in the midwest). No more from this clown, Scott, please.

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  18. Biggest issues I saw:


    Formatting: Ouch. It was not good. Just needs a lot of cleaning up... part of it might be the program you used to create it.
    Content: A little too much smark for a "news" article... it does also link to formatting, with your mix of the two. Tell the story, MAYBE add in a little "opinion" at the end, then move on.
    Overall: D+. Feel free to try again next week, but you have quite a bit of fixing to do. The idea is okay, but the execution was poor, for this first time.

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  19. He got sent to OVW to lose some weight.

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  20. It certainly felt like an indy.

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  21. Legends live forever.

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  22. What's with all the new posters? Cants we just have Scott + Bayliss + a couple of recap guys. So much content to scroll past before getting a post worth reading recently.

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  23. I think he is on the same planet Poochie is on

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  24. Anything Positively Kanyon-related.

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  25. Nothing to do with the column, but on the subject of indy wrestling, Pro Wrestling Bushido in Northern California is holding their Warrior's Way tournament in Stockton on June 29th. Chris Hero, Roderick Strong, Brian Cage, Joey Ryan and others will be there. I've only been to one pwb show but it was a blast. I'm going to this one and I'm excited to see Hero. Any Nor Cal readers should consider going.

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  26. Agreed on all fronts. I'd actually really like an indy column since I never follow indy stuff and would like to get into it but this missed the mark.

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  27. Meekin's better than this blog and he doesn't need us. As he said, he's involved in the film industry and has been on the set of a lot of great movies. He even got to be the stand-in for Orca.

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  28. 1) The heel Austin/Angle segments where they were trying to outdo each other for Vince's affection.

    2) when Vince had to join the kiss my ass club. Even though he couldn't say a word, he was extremely entertaining just through his expressions. Favs were when JR and then Trish came out

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  29. WCW Slamboree 98-Malenko comes back as masked dude and defeats Jericho.

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  30. XWA has a pretty strong lineup in RI tonight but don't think I can make it over there sadly. Hanson vs. Cabana...want to see Hanson chuck him around.

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  31. Prazak owns both SHIMMER and SHINE. Sapolsky promotes the Hell out of SHINE, so it's safe to call it a Sapolsky affiliate.

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  32. Slamboree, not Nitro.

    But the point is valid regardless. Jericho/Malenko was a terrific angle. And I agree, there's too much self-fulfilling prophecy in wrestling history about what constitutes a guy being over. He's small and can't cut super-dynamic promos so we assume the fans don't think he's over, so he's mostly put in situations where he doesn't get as over as he could, all the while ignoring the fact that he's, y'know...really over.

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  33. A lot of Austin's antics, especially in 2001, are up there, and of course you could go on for hours about the stuff The Rock's done.

    One personal favorite was when DX "hijacked" Raw on the fourth of July in 2006. The DX reunion was actually funny for the first 2 months or so, with HHH being the crass jock and HBK being the goofy old huckster.

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  34. Agreed. I loved the 2006 DX reunion. What made it work was they weren't dominating the top storylines or "burying" anyone, really. They were battling the Spirit Squad and the McMahons, so who gives a fuck? Edge/Cena was the top storyline when those guys were still mostly fresh and HHH/Shawn mostly stayed out of the way of that.

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  35. when i typed nitro, i meant WCW... i dont know why that came out.

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  36. Turning on a syndicated WWF show on a random Saturday morning in October 1992 and finding out that Bret Hart won the WWF title.


    When Hogan went back to the Yellow and Red in 2002 was another one. Nostalgia ran high that year.


    On a completely unrelated note, welcome to the QotD. May you fare better than your predecessors. And for God's sake, given the history, WHY would you want to take this on?

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  37. In any case, you're correct. That's one of the biggest pops in ANY organization.

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  38. Nevermind, I know why I said Nitro cuz in my head I was mentally gauging Goldbergs two big pops and the Sting pops and folded Malenko's into there

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  39. Sal Hamaoui owns SHINE, not Dave Prazak. Gabe Sapolsky does not promote SHINE. And I am sure he has said things to promote SHINE shows, and commented on them before. But that makes him no more the promoter of the promotion than I am.

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  40. I have that same Dude Lebowski shirt. Now I can never wear it again without thinking of Meekin. Fuck.

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  41. Because he hates the internet and is forcing himself away from it slowly over the next few months. It's immersion therapy.

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  42. I love the indie scene, so I enjoyed your article more than most would. Please don't say disparaging things about the wrestlers. You're not helping indie wrestling, you're hurting it by doing this. Most people already think indie wrestlers are a bunch of tiny, bland guys doing flips on trampolines. Calling Roderick Strong "*yawn*" just makes the whole scene look worse. If you can't even stay awake during your entire column, why would anyone else?

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  43. Not very easy on the eyes. Cut it down and break things up more.

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  44. Eddy Guerrero winning the wwe title.

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  45. I do like that there's an indy writer again, though. Hope he sticks. Won't make me actually seek any of it out to watch those geeks, but much like college basketball recruiting I like keeping up with it.

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  46. I can't wait until the network puts up some of the g level shows. I'd love to randomly watch Wcw Prime or Wwf All American Wrestling hosted by Gorilla Monsoon and Johnny Polo.

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  47. Very concise, but I'd add more words.

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  48. You have to wear XXXXXXL shirts?

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  49. Also, the Vince/Shane match at Mania X-7. Everything from when Linda kicks Vince low to mom and Shsne hugging at the end is just perfection.

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  50. Anyone mention when Jake's snake bit Savage? Man that was brutal to watch as a youngster.

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  51. Okay, time for some constructive criticism, Chris. Excuse me if I'm curt.

    I'm used to the QOTD not being wrestling related. At first you should try to come off as engaging and slick, fail miserably, and then segue into a deep question, such as 'what piece of pop music makes you stop and go "fuuuuck dude, that's heavy"?'.

    Also, refer to us as a group of some sort of cute, toothy animal, and keep doing it over and over despite everyone telling you not to do so.

    These two pieces of advice will be the water and flour that will line Scott's pockets with that slow, steady dough.

    Sincerely yours,

    Mr. Satan.

    PS: Also, we don't respect the opinions of people under 400 lbs, so, you know, knock back a coke float every once in a while.

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  52. F'N Body Slams - Dan SelbyJune 21, 2014 at 9:35 AM

    I didn't read every word because i'm not a huge indy guy, but formatting will definitely help here.


    I'd like simply see a ROH section, CZW section, Chikara, and PWG, then perhaps a Misc.


    That way, fans of ROH can track down the bit they need, fans of CZW can find the stuff they need, all quite quickly.


    --


    On a sidenote, let's keep it all constructive on the criticism front, guys. It does take time and effort to write something up, and you're always keen to see people like your work.


    Obviously in the real world, not everyone agrees with you and not everyone enjoys your work, but let's not be too personal about shit.


    I'm becoming increasingly grateful for the feedback I received for any of the stuff i've done in the past - I think I got lucky!


    I get them impression that whomever wrote this was a little bit of a timing victim, as there's been a lot of new stuff recently.

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  53. Today it does because of how awesome it was, but when I was young man I had no idea if it was fake or real.

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  54. Is anyone here ordering the ROH show?

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  55. Watching a stream. eh?

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  56. *looks to the left,looks to the right*


    Yes.


    About the show,If Elglin loses,it's over for him in ROH.

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  57. Agreed. I think they've booked themselves into a corner with him. Problem is, what do you do with Cole once he loses the belt? Steen's last match is tomorrow too. ROH is in for a hurtin' over the summer.

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  58. I have to go with Hercules rising up to refuse becoming Million Dollar Man's slave. I remember watching that on Superstars when I was ten years old. When he started whipping that chain around to chase everyone off, I had tears of joy streaming down my face. I immediately ran out to the backyard to tell my mother the good news but, not being familiar with the characters, I don't think she understood what I was talking about.

    Also, my preference for QOTD is wrestling-related questions with little to no exposition. If I need to click on something to continue reading the QOTD post, then it's too long.

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  59. Time to build a new contender,but who?

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  60. Is Blackfish about Paul Meekin?

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  61. This is the very definition of TL;DR.

    Also, while your cutting it down, try finding the enter key.

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  62. Macho and Liz WM VII

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  63. Crazy as fuck that it was real. The snake died afterwards.

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  64. What the hell is a Truth Martini???

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  65. With enough of them in your system, every martini becomes a Truth Martini.

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  66. It seems that way.

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  67. to be fair it wasn't just Malenko. all of Jerichos feuds during the first months of 1998 got a crazy reaction (in relation to their placement on the card).

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  68. Elgin vs. Styles at Final Battle would be my best guess.

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  69. back when it happened I smiled when Diesel and Michaels made up their differences with their high-five.

    also, somewhat related: Michaels throwing the intercontinental championship belt to the side after the ending of the SummerSlam match against Ramon is one of the few times where I didn't mind the belt being perceived as "not that important".

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  70. Hogan joining the nWo, the Mega Powers joining forces, lots of Horsemen beat downs of their opponents, Flair going to WWE, and The White Castle of Fear.

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  71. Was the Quacken-family thing ever confirmed? Far as I knew, Mike was pretty tight lipped about anything having to do with any real world reasons for the shut down.

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  72. not meant as some stupid elitist crap, but in cases like this (remake of a movie that isn't really that old): ALWAYS watch the original instead (or: at least at first)!

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  73. one of the few times where a US remake of a European/Asian/... film is (almost) as good as the original.

    althought there is an obvious reason for this: the remake was done by the same director (another example would be "The Grudge"/"Ju-on").

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  74. Is Ambrose gonna fall for the distraction every single time?

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  75. Isn't it also a literal shot for shot remake?

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  76. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJune 21, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    "Michael Elgin (RIP mullet)"

    noooooooooooooooooooooo

    i'm still catching up on tv before the ppv (currently on the ep with the 3 way for the tv title) and it's there in all its glory. when did this happen?!


    they also just made their "fear the mullet" dbry ripoff shirts pointless

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  77. It looked fine when I typed out the email, I'm not sure what happened when it got c/p'ed into Blogger.

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  78. I thought the exact same thing. From the first shot at Roderick it was off-putting. If you're promoting the indies, don't tear down indie wrestlers in your report. Save your opinions for an editorial piece where you can express your criticisms in an appropriate forum.

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  79. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    The WORST COMMENTATOR EVER!

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  80. Roderick Strong is a good hand.

    Bland, probably, but consistantly puts out perfectly exceptable *** wrestling.

    He can get to **** with the right opponent but that's his ceiling.

    There are far wose indiriffic guys even in ROH then Strong

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  81. I never copied into blogger. You gotta type it in blogger.

    Otherwise your formating gets fucked

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  82. He is so very, very bad.

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  83. They've teased that on the site--and AJ is the only wrestler to pin Elgin this year so it makes sense

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  84. So many moments to pick one. Some that stand out were Heyman getting up from commentary booth and joining the Invasion, the Stone Cold/Angle stuff was all awesome and the stuff with Taker/Hogan in 02 with the motorcycle dragging Hogan and stalling out him was great...

    Also Goldberg not getting his car to run was quite funny...

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  85. I am buying it.

    Looks like a real good card--and Chris Dabiels is one of my favourite wrestlers ever so i am really jazzed for this

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  86. Aside from the Macho Man/Liz reunion, my favorite moment was when the ECW faction turned on Jericho and Kane at the beginning of the Invasion.. just a perfect WTF moment, complete with Heyman getting up from the booth.


    *Honorary Mention for Ric Flair confronting Hogan on the Funeral Parlor.

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  87. This too.

    I ripped on guys in my roh reveiws, but was generaly positive on the company (save for a few god awful shows. Zuzou maddoux can suck it)

    In a news peice of summary of events I'd like something a little more unbiased.

    But maybe that's just me.

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  88. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:06 AM

    Wasn't AJ's match against Strong just a one time thing?

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  89. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    I always copied into Blogger, but only with MS Word. Anything else and the formatting gets fucked.

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  90. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:09 AM

    Eh, I see his point. Good hand, sure, but I can't think of any time I've thought to myself "Roddy is up next? Sweet!". Then again, his match with Elgin last year was my 2013 MOTY.

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  91. No? AJ wrestled Elgin, Strong, and Hero off the top of my head. He was on both NJPW+ROH shows and is booked on several shows in the future.

    he already has three more dates (including Toronto in September that I'm aware of with more to be annonced. They did an article sayi g AJ will be watching the maim event closely to see who the ROH champion will be.

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  92. He's not a great manager either, but I actually really dug his run with Taven as a pair of sexual deviants.

    I mias that character and could care less about Blandy McBland facw that he is now

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  93. kbwrestlingreviewsJune 21, 2014 at 11:13 AM

    Indeed I do. Edited.


    Shield had a three way match in FCW which worked well enough, even though Reigns wasn't part of the feud at the time. It would main event almost any show now.

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  94. It depends on the consistency of the voice too. It's the distinction between reviewing and reporting. Reporting portends to an element of objectivity. If you're reporting in a neutral tone and then you suddenly tag a guy with the homemade nickname "Sir Yawnsalot" it's going to come across as fairly jarring. If from the gate, you make it clear that you have an attitude and you want to let us know how you feel about each story, then we're prepared for your interjections. Like how JR or Russo (as Vic Venom) used to report news and rumors (the latter of which would be more of a gossip column format).

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  95. I also don't yawn and flip the chanel when he is coming.

    After BJ broke his neck the crowd was dead in Toronto. Roderick had to go on next against Taven and by good by the end they had somehow brought the crowd back. Gained respect for both guys that night.

    Strong is kind of like EOH's Christian in always around, rarely wins feuds, but gets a nice pop from the audience.

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  96. Right. I don't think this writer quite knows whay his voice is yet

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  97. He's now managing Lethal,he's still sexual deviant.

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  98. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:24 AM

    I swear that Scott puts these people on just to see the inevitable meltdown that will happen at some point.


    Anyway, I enjoyed this, it's nice to see CZW get a little pub. Not my thing, but you have to give them props, they draw better crowds than TNA. Gotta clean up the formatting though, and slimming it down a bit wouldn't hurt either.

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  99. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Yeah, that's a pretty accurate description of Strong, very definition of a solid upper midcard guy. And Taven is a really good worker, why they paired him with Martini blows my mind. Hey, let's a take a guy that's a great natural heel and a good worker, then ruin all his matches because of that asshat at ringside, that makes sense...

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  100. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    I hated his run with Taven, see above. He needs to be with a guy that sucks, him and QT Marshall (Is he even in ROH anymore?) would be a perfect fit.

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  101. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieJune 21, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    I'm not a Meekin-hater or anything, but your writing is pleasant to read and very...unpretentious, you have the approval of Western Australia

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  102. That might be my favorite match involving non-wrestlers. I know it's cheating, since both guys had quite a few matches each, but holy hell was that a lot of fun.

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  103. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:32 AM

    No shit? I remember watching the AJ/Roddy match at work, and all my co-workers saying "Holy SHIT, how is he not dead?" on the botched Styles Clash. I haven't really been keeping up with ROH lately. Someone needs to start reviewing it again.

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  104. I remember Hogan coming out in the Yellow and Red in WCW in 1999. That was one of the last "really cool" moments they ever had.

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  105. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    Zizou Madddoux is TERRIBLE. Fuck, me and you could put on a better match. After all, we are the tag team champions.

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  106. Yeah, that was just awesome. Owen was tremendous in that segment, too. That was one hell of an angle.

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  107. Is he? The Hoopla hotties shtick seemed to die with their aligience.

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  108. I gave no shots abput Taven till he started Honkey Tonking with Martini.

    Just different strokes for different folks I guess

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  109. That's incorrect. Malenko isn't 6'8'', so obviously the crowd wasn't into him. Kevin Nash told me so, and he wouldn't lie.

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  110. Also, as an aside. The Decade is a great gimmick idea--and their playing it vaguely racist has only made it better.

    My friends and I had been saying there was like this slight racist vibe to their interactions with Coleman...and then they got a black towel boy the treat like a slave in TD Thomas.

    They are such douches

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  111. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    To be fair though, we never really saw Taven until he hooked up with Martini, at least not in ROH. He won the Top Prospect tourney and joined the HoT in the title shot match he earned by winning the tournament. He reminds me of Edge, he plays the dickhead heel so well that I want to cheer for him.

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  112. I find it interesting that Austin didn't have the pull to audible out of the heel turn. You would think if anyone would, it would have been him.


    But, yeah, his heel run was just him being awesome.

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  113. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    Oh, Decade is great. They somehow made BJ Whitmer interesting, and that's impressive, usually I have to go get a hoodie because he draws such little heat that I want to go make some Swiss Miss.

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  114. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    I would totally dick down Scarlet Bordeaux.

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  115. Double enter between paragraphs. Then paste into blogger. The key to all success.

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  116. Nice job, the moment that made me smile was all of the Raws where people hijacked the shows.
    Welcome to the BoD writing team.

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  117. I did double space where needed (between paragraphs, in the ROH card part, etc). Maybe it's because I use a different font, maybe, fuck... I don't know. I'm a WordPress guy.

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  118. He's starting to look like Hoss.

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  119. Yeah, it did drag.

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  120. Most of the buildup for HHH/Eugene was terrific: from their first meeting on the Highlight Reel ("On three, say Pedigree!") to a backstage segment with Eugene and Evolution on a bouncy castle, to HHH and Regal having an awesome brawl on RAW (following an all-time great Regal promo) which ended with Trips tipping a bloodied, stretcher-bound Regal onto the ramp.

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  121. kbwrestlingreviewsJune 21, 2014 at 12:09 PM

    He works for WWE so of course.

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  122. Aric Johnson, Ambrose FanaticJune 21, 2014 at 12:11 PM

    As long as he knows a botch from a shoot, I'm find with him.

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  123. I do wish they wouldn't have rushed the HHH/Regal portion... it should have been two matches, or one double-DQ match and one ambush the next week.

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  124. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 21, 2014 at 12:14 PM

    "I’m 32-years old, and a wrestling fan since my youth. I’ve been a part of the “Internet” community since the Attitude era,"


    Me too! We should have a beer sometime...


    Anyway, I have to go with the main of the first ONS PPV. I love when Beulah shows up, DDTs one of the Dudleys, and hugs Tommy, who is at about .9 Muta. She gets a ton of blood in her hair, and I thought that was a great moment. Especially when they're married in real life, just the fact that she's hugging her real life husband makes it even better.

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  125. Oh, I absolutely agree about the thick hide. I learned that a long time ago. You do something poorly, you come in and figure out how to improve.

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  126. I think they should've had a full-blown feud back then. They had an on-and-off feud in 2007/2008 before Regal's suspension, but it wasn't the same since Trips is a much better heel than he is a babyface.

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  127. Pretty sure Jake is still alive today...

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  128. Awesome segment man and I was in the same boat as you.

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  129. The Megapowers exploding made 5 year old me cry, which proves how masterful it was.

    Jericho's fluke WWF title win on Raw in 2000.

    I was a teenager and obviously old enough to know better, but after it happened I jumped up and down and ran to tell my parents that my favorite wrestler, my paragon of virtue, won the world championship. They did not care one bit.

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  130. And it's a crime against humanity the Network censors this wonderful moment.

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  131. To be perfectly honest, I actually didn't mind that the QOTD wasn't always wrestling related. Not even all of Scott's work or posts are wrestling related, as he's talked about comics, Star Trek, movies, etc.

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  132. This was good. A lot of mine are taken, but something I've always enjoyed time and time again is The King and JR bantering on commentary during backlash 2000's main events and other things involving McMahon.

    "Some say he's the devil himself?". "WHAT?". "I said SOME say it."

    "He heard you King, your raise has been noted."

    "Oh see, JR? It does say here in the fine print of the program."

    (Mocking voice) "Is Mr. McMahon alright?"

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  133. Needs more Meekin. #teammeeks

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  134. QOTD needs to be taken out back and shot in the head.

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  135. Goddamn it. Where's the kitten fucking the pumpkin? That was totally my new fetish.


    But, to answer the question, I always loved seeing The Kat's rack.

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  136. Hm. Made me think of the most recent Royal Rumble and the crowed crapping on all that was not Daniel Bryan. Then, they started to get behind Reigns, so Batista tossed him to win. The crowd reaction pretty much settled what we got at the subsequent WM, methinks. And of course DBry lost clean on the Rumble card. Go figure.

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  137. but...even Hoss is under 400 lbs...


    :: sigh ::

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  138. The animal had clearly been defanged. Otherwise, there would have been much more blood and serious punctures. The cuts we did see were just from the snake's jawbone, or whatever.

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  139. I have the DX DVD they released in 2006 after their reunion. I hated the year 2006 but I enjoyed the stuff DX did that year. It was all so silly but it worked because they knew it.

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  140. That whole angle was good...I got a lot of amusement from Jericho running dead daddy smack at Malenko; specifically, that being what really drove Dean bonkers. And of course, Jericho's list of holds was brilliant.

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  141. I'm gonna go the opposite route and list the most recent examples of stuff that made me feel like this.

    Bryan attacking Bray in the cage, the Evolution/Shield face off the night after WrestleMania, the Mark Henry retirement, and the Cena/Cesaro Raw match.

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  142. Always loved heel Lawler and JR's banter. I thought they had much more chemistry as a duo than Heyman and JR (although that might be because I couldn't stand Heyman as an announcer).

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  143. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJune 21, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    this is a general statement and not aimed at the new writer, but rather the concept that qotd needs to be wrestling-related

    we already have plenty of wrestling-related talk on here, b/w scott's reviews, his random observations, random questions people send into scott, the various other recappers we have, daily and network updates...

    the qotd as it had been was good b/c it always sparked other discussion that didn't randomly break out somewhere in the middle of a 500-post thread and was easy to miss. this isn't to say that the qotd posts didn't follow the same pattern of becoming random, but at least you knew that you there would be self-contained interesting discussion about some other area

    besides, i think it's obvious that scott's blog has more a multi-media focus now. at the very least, he allows it even if it's not what he designed the original blog to be. it was nice that the qotd tapped into that

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  144. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJune 21, 2014 at 4:45 PM

    "Made me think of the most recent Royal Rumble and the crowed crapping on
    all that was not Daniel Bryan. Then, they started to get behind
    Reigns, so Batista tossed him to win. The crowd reaction pretty much settled what we got at the subsequent WM, methinks."

    you're welcome!

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  145. Flair's strutting behind Stacy, followed by pushing her out of the way is the greatest thing in the history of ever. Such a classic Flair move.

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  146. Two Fish in the cans is ruling my summer. You should try Palate Wrecker from Green Flash.

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  147. At least it's not the theme music kind.

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  148. FWIW when he first started the blog it was like 75 percent DVD reviews with a little soupcon of wrestling.

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  149. I actually had Palate Wrecker not that long ago, it was really good.

    I don't branch out as much as I used to. Sierra Torpedo is always 7.99 at the grocery store down the street from me. As much as I like, say, Racer 5, Stone IPA, Founder's Centennial, etc, I don't like it 2-3 bucks more than Torpedo.

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  150. It needed DDP yoga :/

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  151. I'll just stick to otter for now.

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  152. Let's not be that drastic.

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  153. Hear from me? Rather have meekin. You're way too wordy for someone I don't care about

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  154. And please leave

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  155. Did Meekin get dumped? Haven't really been around much today

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  156. I'm going to no-sell the self-indulgent "why are you guys dicks to me?" or whatever post, and come to this comment section instead.

    I can't believe the "you're not a real critic if you haven't seen Apocalypse Now" comments are a real thing. Especially when they come right after you just said you've now seen Apocalypse Now. I remember watching it when I was 17 and attempting to watch the "classics," and I was just bored by it. Okay, so they're going up a river for 3 hours, and it's inspired by Heart of Darkness, great. I just watched it this past year at the age of 30, on a big, loud TV, and I was completely blown away by it. Definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Later that same day I watched the Redux version, and the same thing happened. I daresay it's even better than the original. Actually, if you're unsure what to do next, I'd recommend watching the Redux. If that's the one you watched, watch the original.



    Oh, and I brought up the part about watching it when I was 17 to just make the point that, even though I did indeed watch it a long time ago, I wasn't really "ready" for it until recently. Who gives a shit if you never saw it until now, film critic or not? Maybe you weren't ready for it until now. I rather like the idea that there are always great movies out there that I haven't seen -- there's always something to look forward to.

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  157. It wasn't obvious at all if you saw it in 2003. I'm massive face-palming at the idea of comparing Old Boy to that Red State trash, but if you've only seen the American version, I suppose I can give you a pass.



    Mulholland Drive was the one that completely blew me away -- Lost Highway might have done it if that was the first Lynch I saw. Blue Velvet mostly had me rolling my eyes the entire time after watching those 2 movies and Twin Peaks.


    If I'm not mistaken, I remember seeing Mulholland Drive, Magnolia, and American Beauty all around the same time ('99-ish?), and they all just completely floored me.

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  158. Damn, I love Spike Lee, and the original Old Boy, and was looking forward to the remake. Is there a 140-minute Spike cut? I think I would only watch the movie now if I could watch that.

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  159. Apparently I need to watch the original, since I'm getting so much flak over it.



    Mulholland Drive was good - not Lost Highway\Blue Velvet\Twin Peaks quality, but still very very good. And if you haven't seen the youtube 'David Lynch's a Goofy Movie', do so now. I'll wait.

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  160. Inland Empire is really good as well.

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  161. Yeah! It is. That's right up there with Mulholland Drive for me. I'll have to track down that goofy movie thing.

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  162. oops. was on my troll handle lol

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  163. Yeah, I have no sound on this computer, and I suspect I'll need sound to really get the full effect. Goddammit, I forgot to buy super glue once again today, so I can get the broken off headphone jack out of my computer and have sound.

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  164. Yes, sound is required.

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  165. Hell, take mine. I have New Slang stuck in my head and thus on repeat on youtube.

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  166. I know someone in Hong Kong who claims they saw the 140 min cut and it wasn't that good but I don't know how believable that is. I haven't heard anything about it. The cut they released is definitely not a Spike cut.


    I still don't know if Spike really was the best person to do Oldboy, but I think they never had a chance.

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  167. Tough MF'ing business.

    Yeah, I'm going to stay far away from that movie unless Spike's cut sees the light of day.

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  168. Oddly enough, I always loved Crash Holly's 24/7 Hardcore title run. Part of the weird genius that was the Chris Kreski era, it 1.) helped someone we had no real reason to care about get over, 2.) elevated a title that had become a joke by 3.) making it into an even bigger joke, and 4.) served to get a shitload of midcarders well-deserved screen time.


    Plus, Mike Lockwood (God rest his soul) was so good at being earnest old Crash that it was hard not to root for the kid to somehow make a getaway with the belt.

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  169. If anything, new Oldboy is worth seeing just to see a movie where you know occurs can still be fucked up

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  170. Mister_E_LogdriverJune 21, 2014 at 10:17 PM

    Bret reuniting the family was probably one of my favourite moments ever.


    Welcome. I think the gimmick is dead myself, but if you think you can run with it then have at it.

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  171. Not really. Maybe his focus is on like Indian cinema or something, and he spends all day studying Indian film history. Probably not, but the point is, there are a lot of movies out there and a finite amount of time, and people come from different movie-watching backgrounds, and I think that makes it interesting when someone finally discovers a classic. Hell, I majored in film studies, with some of the most awesome, knowledgeable people teaching me everything I know about movies, and it was sometimes shocking some of the stuff they admitted to having never seen.


    Goddam coconut rum, I think it's time for me to get off of internet comment sections now. Oh, but I will just make one final point: everyone is talking about how outrageous it is for a film critic to have not seen Apocalypse Now, when his whole post is literally him saying that he's now seen Apocalypse Now.

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  172. Even if she was a movie buff/ graduate student in film studies, I just can't imagine sitting down with my girlfriend for 3 hours to watch Apocalypse Now.

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  173. If he's BFFs with Ebert, it was probably Roger that warned him to stay away from that one, so Meekin gets a pass.

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  174. Two Words: Milk Truck

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  175. I saw a recorded tape of Schindler's List the day after they showed it on network TV, unedited, with no commercial breaks (maybe there was a Ford commercial during the intermission between 2 parts, as I think Ford was the one sponsoring the presentation). It was the first and only time my ultra-conservative Christian dad let me see a movie he knew had naked breasts and rated-R language. Just completely, undeniably powerful stuff.

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  176. I think some of it was a bit much, but Meekin invites the criticism with his attitude and how he likes to throw his Roger Ebert endorsed credentials in people's faces.

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  177. I loved that one segment where Triple H went full-on scumbag, scolding Regal for "manipulating" Eugene and saying "Man, anybody who would lie to a guy like Eugene to get what they want is JUST AWFUL."

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  178. I can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic, but to clarify - I thought my above post was absurd enough to not be taken seriously as a spoiler. When I watched BB, I couldn't get it out of my head that if Walter had sufficient life insurance he wouldn't be in this shit.

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  179. Starscream was the best name ever! But yeah, they did have some crappy names, especially later on in their initial run.

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  180. Open dammit...open!

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  181. I watched that film for the first time last week. Great movie, even if the ending was somewhat predictable (somewhat).

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  182. I hate it 's come to this point for you, Paul. It's like you are the Howard Finkel of the BoD. The butt of all the jokes, some funny, some not. Hang in there brother and hope things work out for the better for you. Positive energy, like DDP says.

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