Matches Already Planned For SummerSlam?
According to SEScoops, the following are currently on the books for SummerSlam:
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
Stephanie McMahon vs. Brie Bella
Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton
Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt
How Long Will Jericho's Run in the WWE Last?
Jericho is currently booked through the Night of the Champions show.
Cesaro Update
Cesaro injured his eye last night on RAW but will be able to work the Smackdown tapings by wearing an eye patch.
Down boy. Why don't you go in the corner and hump your partner's leg before someone takes you to the vet to have you neutered.
ReplyDeleteAs for you, kbjone. You and your partner better watch your backs, or else I'll ram his Petuka Bazooka somewhere the sun don't shine. Knowing you, you'll probably like it.
Looked past us at your own peril, son. Magoonie and I will make you look like the jabronis you actually are. Those belts are as good as ours.
That comment reminded me of my wood teacher in high school. People used to ask him if he was high. He would reply: Yeah, I'm high....I'm high on life. The goofy way he said it was awesome.
ReplyDelete(Bill Ray, Average Joe Everyman, and Rockstar Gary are in the parking lot, washing GM Bayless's car)
ReplyDeleteBill Ray: "Well, well. It seems that not only did the Midcard Mafia not accept our challenge, but our boss is punishing us with manual labor. No matter, because we have a new challenge- myself, Gary, and Joe, and thebrazillian kid against The Midcard Mafia and that sprinkle-loving s.o.b,, The Hoss. I'm not afraid of you, Hoss-I'm 6'5'' and 300 pounds of no muscle , AND I LIKE SPRINKLES TOO!"
They try to ship before the holidays.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really into fantasy booking, but keep trying, you may find an audience.
ReplyDeleteBring back the steroids!
ReplyDelete(You have Hoss and TBK mixed up...)
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteI dig it Danielle
ReplyDeleteThe "power couple" thing was started by Brian Bayless. I was adding to the joke.
ReplyDeleteDeal with it.
The answer's in the question. But it's cool.
ReplyDeleteWhy would I call you an otter? Otters are adorable.
ReplyDeleteIt DOES seem forced! I totally agree!
ReplyDeleteTeaming people up because they're brothers is lame and NEVER would work...
*COUGHRHODESBROTHERSCOUGH*
Sorry...must be coming down with something...
:D
ReplyDeleteYou're goddamn right, tonight I proved that even the strength of ten cracka ass crackas can't beat me down. Yeah, I might've slipped and left my back turned, but rest assured, when you put JAMES on the card, the only thing left in his path are broken bodies on the floor! Assalamu Alaikum!
ReplyDeleteOk, you might be an otter which has been slightly mangled by a basking shark.
ReplyDeleteIt's different to you. Bo Dallas isn't over. In fact, the audience reaction to Bryan rejecting him and calling him a name pretty much tells me how sick of Dallas everyone is. But it's cool, little otter. This will never happen and you can go back to yelling at other people on the internet.
ReplyDeleteOh! Forgot to add:
ReplyDelete:S or something.
*I'M* someone!
ReplyDeleteYou did. Thanks for adding that. I didn't believe it was you.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, tiny otter.
ReplyDeleteOh, Kid likes sprinkles? My bad.
ReplyDeleteWhy won't you ref me and Bret?
ReplyDeleteI'm your favorite otter! You can't get enough of me. You didn't even bother going after anyone else who said anything negative. You wub me. XD
ReplyDeleteYou rock, sir :)
Wa aliakum Salaam.
ReplyDeleteI do! You'll have a special little aquarium where you can watch Bo Dallas become a Wyatt and I'll say, "Look, lil' otter! Bo WyattLOL!"
ReplyDelete(No, Hoss is on the GMs side.)
ReplyDeleteThanks, kb. I fixed the promo.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is still him stumbling in LF as the Angels made a rally that eventually kept him from getting a ring.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the Total Divas review though.
ReplyDeleteProbably because up there it's winter for 10 months of the year.
ReplyDelete"Try writing something else at a later time."
ReplyDeleteWhat does that even mean?
If it doesn't get lost in the mail.
ReplyDeletelol, I'm definitely going to keep recapping those. I also haven't given up on writing nonrecap articles. I don't have any specific ideas for them yet (thanks RAW for killing one of my Diva ones last night by having AJ win), but I"ll write them.
ReplyDeleteNo idea what he means. Also he said if people don't like the second column move on, well they liked the Divas recap so does that mean if I get two bad ones in a row quit, but if they like it keep going?
ReplyDelete*Hits you in the back of the head with the MitB briefcase...takes your tag belt...AGAIN.*
ReplyDeleteGeez, man. You keep calling me out like this you're going to fail that physical from all the concussions you've been getting. As for the match...let me marinate on that for a few days and I'll get back to you.
"Hoss: GIVE ME MY TALKSHOW, NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteBut I didn't have ANYTHING to do with this show!
Depending on who is advertising with it and what the ratings are.
ReplyDeleteHe's gone on reccoed as being atheist. before si i imagine he doesn't get too hung up on the sanctity of life argument.
ReplyDeleteWe oughta meet up sometime and party. i haven't been to Buffalo in years.
ReplyDeleteBook me, Bayless! Or I'm gonna start showing up in the front row, getting drunk and pegging people with beer cans during matches, pissing in cups, yelling into a bullhorn. All the classics.
ReplyDeleteI think I spend too much time on here.
ReplyDeleteWait until you get booked two weeks in a row, it's awesome.
ReplyDeleteAccepted!
ReplyDeleteUntil then I'll just be jumping on my trampoline. You never know when you're going to get the call.
ReplyDeleteShit man, I work at a bar, we'll get hammered on the cheap.
ReplyDeleteContract negotiations held up my appearance on this week's RAW. It should not be duplicated in the near future.
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