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Emma Arrested For Theft Before Raw

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Over a freaking iPod case.

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  1. You know, kleptomaniac would be a solid wrestling gimmick for a mid-carder. Sort of like Repo Man.

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  2. Wal-Mart, not Target. Emma was wise enough to at least TRY to keep it out the wrestling eye...

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  3. CruelConnectionNumber2July 1, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    It took 3 seconds to click the video and see the match was in Texas. Just like Mascaras at the '97 Rumble and Clash X, which were in Texas. The old no-talent bastard was there to sell tickets.

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  4. I hate to say it, but Zeb was right about immigrants sneaking into our country and stealing everything.

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  5. WE THE PEOPLE! WE THE PEOPLE! WE THE PEOPLE!

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  6. I'm pretty sure this was a Special "Super-Card", too. Terry Funk worked the same show.

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  7. This is no surprise as everyone knows that Australia is populated entirely by criminals.

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  8. CruelConnectionNumber2July 1, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    That is actually completely true.

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  9. It was the Paul Boesch retirement show, that is why a lot of non-WWF talents were booked on the card

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  10. We need to see a mug shot... I want to see if this is the only time she will be attractive like it was for Kaitlyn

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  11. I'm still reeling over an entire crowd of people chanting Let's Go Swagger.

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  12. Pretty sure there are a lot of wrestling eyes at Wal Mart

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  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8YFTK-dGIo

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  14. Wouldn't it be hilarious if this angle somehow turned Swagger into the next Hulk Hogan.

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  15. I've actually seen that movie. Heavy handed message but great soundtrack.

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  16. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 1, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Zeb was right(?)

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  17. Hopefully this is the end of the road for her.

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  18. Which one is Emma?

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  19. The blonde who dances like an idiot and has all of her moves with her name in it.

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  20. I don't care how heavy handed the message is, Turkey Shoot is fucking awesome.

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  21. Ah, can we just refer to them with these kinds of descriptions instead of giving them names? Kind of like smurfs.

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  22. Cryme Tyme carries on.......

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  23. I can't disagree with that.

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  24. Imagine the heat they'd get in the South if they brought Cryme Tyme back and put Emma with them as their manager.

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  25. that's what I came in to say. The Duggan match is notable for him blowing his hamstring, but grinding through it because he wanted to impress Vince. According to Duggan's book, he hobbled past Vince, and someone (Strongbow I believe) basically said, "Ah, c'mon Vince, he gutted it out for ya!" and days later, Hacksaw got the call to return.

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  26. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJuly 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM

    i wonder if she's played knifey-spoony before

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  27. That works for me.

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  28. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJuly 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    "real name Tenille Dashwood"

    i wonder if captain mike bailed her out

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  29. Wow, that's pretty stupid, oh well at least now I know she lives about 15 minutes from me :P

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  30. Did the cops also discover Iocane powder on her? Clearly, I can't choose the wine in front of her.

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  31. Aiming a little too high, maybe Jim Duggan?

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  32. What's really bad is Total Divas uses real names when applicable. I know who Trinity and Ariane are, but not who's Cameron or Naomi.

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  33. Stalk her or gtfo!

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  34. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJuly 1, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    Can they braid her hair, put her in baggy jeans and a wife beater?

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  35. Porn Peddlin' Jef VinsonJuly 1, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    Dancing like a retard Smurf.

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  36. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 1, 2014 at 10:52 AM

    *pops a 40 and checks my Rolie*

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  37. Next week on Raw, Emma literally steals the Diva's championship from AJ, causing the champion to team up with Paige to try and get it back.


    Triple Threat at Battleground, baby!

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  38. Man, that confused the hell out of me for the longest. I don't even want to learn their gimmick names and then they go and use real names on the show. F that.

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  39. Which in her defense is not at all her fault. Being stuck with Santino is like the kiss of heat-death.

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  40. What is she, a kleptEmmaniac?

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