Tonight on the WWE Network: Main Event live at 7:00 EST, followed by the Vickie Guerrero special, Cougar Countdown at 8 EST and then WWE Countdown at 9 EST featuring the top ten "celebrity twists".
A's-Tigers game of the night in MLB.
Happy Canada Day to the Canadian BoDers. Enjoy your second rate fireworks and maple syrup coated hot dogs.
A's-Tigers game of the night in MLB.
Happy Canada Day to the Canadian BoDers. Enjoy your second rate fireworks and maple syrup coated hot dogs.
NBA free agency too
ReplyDelete"Second-rate fireworks", eh? Well you enjoy your constant gun battles and third-world healthcare outcomes.
ReplyDeleteI'm Canadian also, but live in the US. I get the best/worst of both worlds.
ReplyDeleteTRAITOR
ReplyDeleteWith a little work, this is how I turn one gun into five guns.....
ReplyDeletePATRICKisLEGEND's Cougar Countdown
ReplyDelete10: Karen Fisher
9: Julia Ann
8: Sienna West
7: Phoenix Marie
6: Diamond Foxx
5: Holly Halston
4: Brandi Love
3: Kendra Lust
2: Sara Jay
1: Lisa Ann
#1 is a great pick. I hate #2 though
ReplyDeleteI approve this list but I'll change some spots.
ReplyDeleteIt's all interchangeable depending on your mood, really.
ReplyDelete#2 would probably make my #1 spot, depending on the day. I enjoy the way she's built.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna finish up wm17. I left off last night right after TLC 3, but I just got home and Dr. No is on. I'm gonna have to watch a little of this.
ReplyDeletewm17? What's that?
ReplyDeleteI would put like this
ReplyDelete5-Lisa Ann
4-Phoenix
3-Diamond Fox
2-Julia
1-Sienna.
Womb movers 17. Its a porn I enjoy
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest... they're all #1... until they're #1... then they usually drop down to #7 or so and slowly work their way up.
ReplyDeleteI watched that soccer game. Tough loss. Great game, though. By watching it, I now understand and appreciate the game of soccer.
ReplyDeleteYeah,it can always change.
ReplyDeleteI saw the final minutes of Argelia vs Germany,it was good game from what I saw.
ReplyDeleteWhat an ugly shirt on big e
ReplyDeleteI kinda like this Main Event segment. It's like the midcarders are pretending to be main eventers with a long opening promo segment.
ReplyDeleteI like Rybaxel now. What a pair of goobers, channeling the Destruction Crew and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens first: Rybaxel wins the tag team titles, or Roman Reigns wins the WWE title?
ReplyDeleteNice burn by rvd
ReplyDeleteI would totally eat a maple syrup coated hotdog. Like, instead of the usual frank, could it be breakfast sausage? Maybe a fried egg on top?... Hm...
ReplyDeleteI hoped they were just having Big E play Bishop Eddie Long for the Rusev feud, but it looks like they're sticking with this. I think he actually said "I shall overcome" just now.
ReplyDeleteI always think it looks like a life jacket.
ReplyDeleteTLC 2*
ReplyDelete- That Guy
In honour of my proud Maritime heritage, I'm going to drink a sack of homo milk and eat some dulse.
ReplyDeleteHas Ziggler-Cesaro happened yet? If so, was it good?
ReplyDeleteI wish they would play up the past more; it was right there with big e/Ziggler and rybaxel
ReplyDeleteHow could it be? This is the 3rd one
ReplyDeleteNever happened
ReplyDeleteWM 2000 was not officially a TLC match. It was just considered a tag team ladder match. Summerslam 2000 was the first TLC match.
ReplyDeleteDrinking Screech as well?
ReplyDeleteReigns
ReplyDeleteWatching Family Guy for the first time in a year, one of the newer episodes, makes me remember why I stopped.
ReplyDeleteThat show fell off the rocker by like season 3.
ReplyDeleteSo when it got canceled for its first or second time.
ReplyDeleteYeah but there were tables and chairs in the match at wm2000, not to mention all 3 of the same teams in all 3 matches.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing that makes a Canadian prouder than watching Dominicans playing American's game. Go Jays, eh!
ReplyDeleteThe show had some decent episodes when it came back, but it fell quickly after that and wow, did it fall hard.
ReplyDeleteIf they got all the black wrestlers together, they could form a new job squad
ReplyDeleteWhenever it came a bunch of random scenes, a million of flashbacks, a ton of pop culture references that nobody understood, and them constantly trying to top the previous joke.
ReplyDeleteJust saying, that's not how it was. WM2000 was technically billed as a ladder match. Tables and chairs were involved but they didn't figure out the TLC thing until SummerSlam.
ReplyDeleteNOD 2.0
ReplyDeleteThey didn't call it a TLC match until the SummerSlam. They even called it TLC2 at WM17.
ReplyDeleteThe first season they had back in 2005 after being cancelled was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I've been saying! Having Kofi win MITB might've made up for it, but it's really noticeable now. The only Black wrestler being booked kinda strong right now is Naomi.
ReplyDeleteEvery season from 2005 to 10 were my favorites.
ReplyDeleteDig the new Harper/Rowan theme (I wish it would progress a little bit more, but I like the feel of it). I have no idea where Harper's ceiling is, but I'm guessing it's somewhere extremely high. He could just be a tag team mainstay or could progress to as high as main event status (depending on what phase 2 of his gimmick is like).
ReplyDeleteI call it a TLC match though. It had tables and ladders and chairs. Plus the same teams were in all 3 matches. Wouldn't it be kind of retarded to not call the wrestlemania 17 match part 2 when its obviously part 3?
ReplyDeleteTitus/Big E tag team. Make them the new Doom.
ReplyDeleteStop.
ReplyDeletePlease?
ReplyDeleteI really haven't watched much since that 2005 season. Not even because of the "oh it's shit now!" But I just always fall behind on TV shows. I have no idea the quality of recent seasons but I'll probably marathon it on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteIts not really part 2. The wwe says Steve Williams real name is Steve Austin. Doesn't make it so.
ReplyDeleteThey had Big E and Mark Henry tag up a couple times a while back. It didn't stick because Big E was just starting to get his singles push, but I think that could be a good tag team today since they've got no real plans for Big E.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I feel the reason Family Guy gets hate is because people who formerly liked it got older and changed their sense of comedic style. IT was similar with the Simpsons except there was a more distinct change in tone after Behind the Laughter.
ReplyDeleteWho are the funkadactyls cheerleading for?
ReplyDeleteNo Heat for Gortat! Was happy about that
ReplyDeleteThe WWE Universe!
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 25 was the 25th anniversary of wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteJust stop.
ReplyDeleteWhy Nikki look all suspicious of Alicia Fox? She racist?
ReplyDelete"I don't remember, so neither should you" - Vince
ReplyDeleteIt would be fantastic if Teddy Long came back and put these guys underneath masks and pretended that they were completely new guys?
ReplyDeleteFreedom!
ReplyDeleteEarly 4th of July celebration.
It IS his real name, though. He had it legally changed about a decade ago. -That Guy strikes again
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Brian coming back should've killed the series. Like, they killed him off, and it didn't even pop a rating compared to last year. Brutal.
ReplyDeleteKane and Undertaker aren't brothers
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a black divas champ?
ReplyDeleteI didn't bring it up.
ReplyDeleteNever was a huge fan of the Simpsons either. It was okay, but it was not in my top tier list.
ReplyDeleteJerry Lawler, not actual royalty. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteYou're doing that chick thing where you've obviously lost an argument, so you start another one.
ReplyDeleteHe has such a better show in American Dad, FG is just sticking around for the Simpsons crossover at this point.
ReplyDeleteWe're from NB, so it'll be Moosehead and Alpine.
ReplyDeleteAlicia Fox.
ReplyDeleteJackie
ReplyDeleteTitus should be a arrogant heel; The Narcissist 2K15. Give him ridiculous "fashion-forward" clothes similar to Dwyane Wade and Russell Westbrook, and give him a valet (Eva Marie) who carries his bag of colognes and beauty products at all times.
ReplyDeleteNorman Smiley.
ReplyDeleteKharma?
ReplyDeleteWatching Dr. No makes me want to go to Jamaica
ReplyDeleteSouth Park rules over all of them.
ReplyDeleteAlicia Fox was a champ, but not sure if it was Women's or Divas champ, though. She did cut the classic promo where she declared herself, "The undefined women's champion."
ReplyDeleteTna
ReplyDeleteWas that Daniel Bryan therapeutic doctor?
ReplyDeleteLong live Kenny!
ReplyDeleteExtrant, there's just no arguing with a chick sometimes, you know?
ReplyDeleteWasn't that women's champ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was the Divas champ.
ReplyDeleteIs it that bad, or does it just have the "Mainstream found out about it so it's not as cool to like it" vibe going?
ReplyDeleteWait, check that, I relooked at the ratings and it did pop a short rating, but it didn't last beyond that. Season finale did ~25% fewer on the ratings than last season.
ReplyDeleteBreaking bad made me want to go Belize
ReplyDeleteThe first Bond is cool because is more of a detective story until he gets to No's Island.
ReplyDeleteCause he can't die.
ReplyDeleteLayla, too.
ReplyDeleteNo, it just takes itself too seriously now.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
ReplyDeleteI felt that show was great the first few seasons then pretty much fell apart after, kind of like Seth's movie career.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' broads.
ReplyDeleteTitus is a good talker. I heard Big E was a good talker before they made them suck, Right now just having them toss around some jobbers like rag dolls might be pretty fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteBreaking Bad made me want to buy a Dodge car and several other products also. Them I realized it was full of product placement.
ReplyDeleteI feel like it makes more sense for Rusev to liberate the US title from Sheamus and have Swagger chase it.
ReplyDeleteIt's been "that bad" for about 7-8 years, long enough to cycle through two or three phases of where it was considered cool by young'uns
ReplyDeleteBecause of morocco?
ReplyDeleteNot sure Phoenix is old enough (at least based on appearance), which makes her falling to 7 doubly shocking.
ReplyDeleteTop to bottom (not the best choice of phrase) of the names I recognize: Phoenix, Sienna, Brandi, Lisa...(huge drop off)...Sara.
See, the right time to do that was YEARS ago. Now, its just desperate. Is FOX shitting the bed as a network now too? Cause I remember this block being a huge fucking deal to them.
ReplyDeleteLong day at the BoD. That fantasy booking thread took all the internet life out of me. Young love and wrestling boards just don't mix.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to relaxing with left over pizza and an inspirational Vickie Guerrero special. What a knight!
Big copied the King Kong Bundy gimmick of the 5 count.He was cocky badass.
ReplyDeleteCan't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
ReplyDeleteWell if I'm going to kill a guy, Pontiac Aztec or a turtle bomb is a good idea
ReplyDeleteThere was a fantasy booking thread?
ReplyDeleteThe thread got that bad?
ReplyDeletePeace and good evening, ladies and gentlemen...and whatever the fuck Scherer is.
ReplyDeleteBy Matt Parri's girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteAway from his dog?
ReplyDeleteYep. Me and Mears spent like 30 minutes trying to explain to this Matt Perri guy that a heel is supposed to be booed. He didn't quite understand this, and kept saying Bo Dallas get booed was the fans showing that he sucks. It was very tiring.
ReplyDeleteBut that half just started.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the Milf list back down.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Bo's entire gimmick stem from him getting X-Pac Heat though?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are you talking about? The three matches are the same. 1,2, and 3. You made some asinine remak about it being TLC and 1)I don't care what the wwe called it 2)only a retarded person couldn't grasp the similarities in the matches 3) your being the girl by going on and on about nothing for no reason.
ReplyDelete32, so I guess it's borderline. But no love for Sara Jay? To each their own, but I think she's great at what she does.
ReplyDeleteWell you don't need to get hot about it.
ReplyDeleteCall Zeb.
ReplyDeleteIt fits because when I see the shape of her body I think her gender is undefined.
ReplyDeleteSee, I'm avoiding Perri and Stoleman (sp?) for a while. I'm afraid they might be a little overconfident and might get eaten up by some of the commenters.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the shorter argument I had with Dougie this morning... except he was failing to understand that a lot of us don't want to SEE the Miz.
ReplyDeleteI loved Ted but the latest didn't even last a month. We will see I guess.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking a dance troupe.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you've never seen the matches. Maybe you don't know what a table is? Maybe you don't know what a ladder is, I don't know?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Big E. and Mark Henry.
ReplyDeleteLol, how convenient that Meekin has a game review up now.
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna drop it for a long time-
ReplyDeleteThat guy
Stop.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm watching Raw on Hulu, and I'm at the opening promo where Cena gets all thug in his speech and HHH trolls him on it. That was great, just great.
ReplyDeleteI would pay to listen to heyman just talk about anything
ReplyDeleteHenry is too injury prone at this stage. Titus needs the opportunity.
ReplyDeleteFunnies part was when Cena said he's not a stooge,oh the irony.
ReplyDeleteNo, he was a babyface that got booed for being a cheesy babyface. Kind of like Sheamus or John Cena. But the brilliant part is once he turned heel, they didn't change the character at all. And so the fans still hated him in a "I want to see this guy get his ass kicked" sort of way.
ReplyDeleteMilf list?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should rewatch the 3 matches on the network and come back and elaborate on how one is different from 2 and 3?
ReplyDeleteThe show had to make money somehow... ratings were terrible at first, weren't they? And most folks didn't watch it until it was on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteI did, and it was glorious!
Maybe you're just being an ass because you don't know how to be anything different. We pointed out our side and you want on a bitch fit about how you don't want to admit that you're wrong.
ReplyDeleteAre the matches similar? Yes. Did WWF call the WM17 match TLC2? Yes. Keep it up all you want, you're not only wrong, but you're an idiot, too.
The only bad thing about it is WWW hasn't put that opening up on YouTube yet.
ReplyDeleteShe was a Divas champ.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jacquelyn was the first Women's champ.
Check look at the beginning of the thread.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to say that even though I watch random porn, my girlfriend watches random tentacle porn, and we watch porn together...that I have no idea who any of those women are. I assume they're pornstars with names like "Lust" and "Love"
ReplyDeleteOh, I heard he started out as a heel and then got to the pandering to try and become a face, but Full Sail just saw right through it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Dallas seems like way more of a dick than Cena or Sheamus, which means hes a weaselly-type heel.
I liked Bond because he didn't discriminate. He banged all types of exotic chicks. THe only one that was worse than him was Captain Kirk.
ReplyDeleteSee Extrant above... it's nothing to get hot about.
ReplyDeleteOnly if they put them in masks first and make sure the announcers act like they have no idea who they are.
ReplyDeletePretty much.
ReplyDeleteThat is why he needs to be in a tag team. Quick squashes with Big E doing all the work.
ReplyDeleteHenry should be putting everyone over.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it convenient?
ReplyDeleteSo why bring it up in the first place
ReplyDeleteMY CLIENT SOIL EROSION........CONQUERED.......THE BEACH!
ReplyDelete10^6 Ways to Die in the West was fantastic.
ReplyDeleteTHey can cycle out black wrestlers. Next week it will be R. Truth and Henry
ReplyDeleteWeek After. Henry and Big E.
You're an idiot if you think I can't refer to the match at wm16 as a TLC match. Also you're argument is so strong that your already resorting to personal name calling. Please call me more names based on how I refer to a wrestling match. It really shows me how awesome you are!
ReplyDeleteSee, I didn't dig it that much. I mean...wasn't it funnier when Christian and Kurt Angle were doing that 9-10 years ago?
ReplyDeleteSteph's dancing was killing me.
ReplyDeleteNo, he's just an annoying heel that thinks he's a babyface. He's just really happy-go-lucky to a point where it's sicken to people. I'm sure you've met a person in your life that's way too happy to the point where you think they have to faking it. That's basically him.
ReplyDeleteI was just correcting you about wrestling on a wrestling blog... just kind of a jab.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say, jobber.
ReplyDeleteYay they brought up they used to be heyman guys
ReplyDeleteIs Fox shitting the bed? I don't know, they have have a fine comedy block on Tuesdays and the FOLLOWING is musty see for me and of course American Idol.
ReplyDeleteI mean, they are no CBS but they're also not as bad off as NBC.
DAMMIT! I MISSED IT.
ReplyDeletePeople like Bo deserve a hug in the neck,with a rope.
ReplyDeleteI pervert like you will enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteIt's hit or miss, I think. Not really rewatchable.
ReplyDeleteNot so fun fact: I've never seen the episode where Brian "died" becuase my cousin died the same day and I couldn't really bring myself to watch it when I found out what happened.
Must have spelled it wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I call the tag title match at wm 2000 a TLC match without being called an idiot? Does it not have tables, or chairs, or ladders?
ReplyDeleteI would have used visual aids...primarily gifs.
ReplyDeletePlease leave me alone. I'm done with this now.
ReplyDeleteBecause it originally started out as a ladder match, then other elements got involved.
ReplyDeleteSo tell me how they're aren't tables in the match? Or ladders? Please!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think Phoenix was that old, and cougar doesn't seem to have a clearly defined age bracket.
ReplyDeleteSara is good at what she does (even if all of what she does isn't my cup of tea) but just isn't that attractive to me.
Sort of reminded me of Triple H's putdowns before WrestleMania 22. I loved his line back then of "Why would I be intimidated by a guy who gets excited by pumping up his Reeboks" or something of that sort.
ReplyDeleteI hope WWE goes all out with this Rollins Ambrose feud, like having Dean attack Seth doing just regular everyday things.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks. I'll keep it going for awhile
ReplyDeleteHe has an extremely punchable face.
ReplyDeleteWe're not saying that. We're just saying that the match isn't "TLC 3" it's "TLC 2." That's all we've been saying... this... entire... time.
ReplyDeleteMan, people were pulling out novels in that Fantasy Booking thread.
ReplyDeleteThat right there is the entire problem with Trips as a heel. Trips works best when he is full of shit. Hes not like Heyman, who gets heat from honesty and makes the crowd want to see him get proven wrong, because Heyman at least puts people over more than once or twice a year and is real entertaining.
ReplyDeleteAnd he knows it.
ReplyDeleteI seriously hate the phrase "x-pac" heat. Most people who use the word personally hate a heel who's getting heat. So, to them, that must automatically mean that people are booing him because they want him to go away. They would never even consider the possibility that they are being worked themselves.
ReplyDeleteI liked the idea of Big E teaming with Mark Henry. I'd call them "Power Squared" or something like that. They could just use Henry's theme. Both of those dudes look like they could legit kick someone's ass, so it works.
ReplyDeleteHe jumps him while taking out the garbage and the conveniently placed camera crew catches it.
ReplyDeleteHe'll attack him in the moments Seth will never imagine,like Malvo said to Chris.
ReplyDeleteNo technically those were just long posts. A novel is fiction book that goes on for some length. We now must refer to all things by there exact proper names.
ReplyDeleteThis is a thing. Listen to Jim Cornette's interview on the Gangstas. Its not that they sucked, its that they misjudged the idea and the way it would be received by the audience. Likewise, X-Pac in a terrible stable half-assing his matches did not want to make people see him get beat, it made people want him to leave and never come back.
ReplyDeleteSeth is at the movies watching a flick and Ambrose pops up next to him.
ReplyDelete"Good film, too bad I know how it ends....with a beat down!"
Or he jumps him at Dave and Buster's.
ReplyDeleteTaking things quite literal tonight I see.
ReplyDeleteActually some of those girls might not be mothers so you should probably rename that to something else.
ReplyDeleteI loved it when HHH was attacking Randy Orton at his home.
ReplyDeleteWWE sort of doesn't get how silly it looks that black dudes don't do a lot of prominent things. Black guys dominate other physical sports like football and basketball. It's downright silly to have "sports entertainment" lack good black talent, especially since lots of black guys love WWE. I was watching a streetball documentary on Netflix last night and several guys clowned this other black dude for wearing "John Cena shorts." Point being that they knew who Cena was, so they are familiar with the product.
ReplyDeleteThen again, a friend of mine says UFC and boxing are struggling because non-white fighters are becoming more prominent and its turning off the white audience. I can get elements of that because people do like to see people who look like them do well at something, BUT the WWE should have more black guys in the upper midcard.
*facepalm*
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