by Logan Scisco
-Highlights of Steve Austin regaining the WWF
championship from Kane on last week’s Raw are shown.
-Jim Ross and Jerry
“the King” Lawler are our commentators tonight and they are taped from State
College, Pennsylvania.
-The Undertaker
comes out, with more pyro blasts that usual, and demands a title shot from
Steve Austin. Michael Cole goes looking
for Austin backstage, but Austin just blows him off and walks out to the ring. Vince McMahon angrily interrupts the
conversation and chides the Undertaker for claiming that he is the number one
contender and Austin for thinking he defends the title on his schedule. McMahon says that Austin and the Undertaker
can be in the ring together at Fully Loaded, the next pay-per-view, but they
will not be facing each other in a singles match. Instead, they will face Kane and Mankind in a
tag match. McMahon also promises to name
the number one contender for the WWF title tonight. A great, logical segment to open tonight’s
show. As an added bonus, McMahon
“salutes” Austin at the end of the segment, which devolves into him flipping
off the WWF champion. 1 for 1
-Opening Brawl for
All First Round Contest: Savio Vega
beats Brakus via decision:
Brakus was a German wrestler that was supposed to come to
the WWF the previous year. He even got a
series of vignettes to hype his arrival in 1997. However, he was so green that he was sent to
ECW and USWA after wrestling on a few house shows and dark matches in late
1996. Aside from a match on Shotgun
Saturday Night and appearances on a few European shows, this was Brakus’s big
moment in the WWF and he does not acquit himself well as Savio staggers him
with some hard shots throughout the bout.
In a later shoot interview, Savio claimed that Brakus thought the Brawl
for All was a worked tournament instead of a shoot, which helped him win this
bout. 2 for 2
-Ken Shamrock defeats
“Double J” Jeff Jarrett (w/Tennessee Lee) via disqualification when King Mabel
interferes at 4:22:
This is a special challenge match as Jarrett wants
revenge for losing to Shamrock in the King of the Ring semi-finals. This is basically a repeat of that King of
the Ring match, including many of the same spots, but this time there is a run-in
by King Mabel, who comes out of the crowd and lays out Shamrock. You see, Shamrock beat two King of the Rings
last week, but he did not beat the great King Mabel! Rating: ** (3 for 3)
-Michael Cole
interviews Shamrock after the commercial break and Shamrock challenges Mabel to
a match later on in the show.
-Vader wrestles
Bradshaw to a no-contest after Kane and Mankind interfere at 2:05:
In this face-versus-face encounter both men are in
desperate need of some direction as Bradshaw has been spending 1998 feuding
with the NWA and Kaientai and Vader has been losing to new attractions like the
Rock and Kane. After some stiff shots
back and forth, Kane and Mankind crash the match. So basically, Vader and Bradshaw still do not
have any momentum!
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-The Disciples of
Apocalypse (w/Paul Ellering) beat The Headbangers when 8-Ball pins Mosh after a
side suplex-neckbreaker combination at 3:41:
The Headbangers pour hot candle wax on their arms on
their way to the ring, which I do not remember being a big cultural thing in
1998, but I was not part of that crowd so who knows. Ellering is being hyped as a stock market
wizard and he says that he came back to the WWF to write the final chapter of
the Legion of Doom. I think the New Age
Outlaws beat Ellering to that task. In
other news, Mabel has accepted Shamrock’s challenge for later tonight! In terms of the match, the DOA wrestle with a
little more energy than usual, but the match is nothing to write home about. Rating: *½ (3 for 4)
-Steve Austin
giving Stone Cold Stunners to Kane and the Undertaker at the close of last
week’s show is the Skittles Slam of the Week.
-D-Lo Brown (w/The
Godfather) beats Terry Funk with the Lo Down at 3:46:
This is Brown’s first match back from his “pectoral
injury” and he is using his chest protector.
Funk pulls out another crazy Asai moonsault, which I really wish he
would not do since it causes his knee to slam into the guardrail. Funk appears to have the match in hand, but
the Godfather nails Funk in the back of the head with a gold chain and D-Lo
picks up the first of a series of victories that will put him on the map as a
singles star in the company. It’s sad to
see Funk reduced to the level of enhancement talent, but to his credit he has
really made D-Lo Brown and Mark Henry look good over the last month. A true professional. Rating: **¼ (4 for 5)
-After the match,
the Undertaker comes to the ring and chokeslams D-Lo Brown and the
Godfather. Terry Funk thinks the
Undertaker has come to save him, but the Undertaker chokeslams him as
well. Ross’s calls during this segment
are great as he screams “Who’s your daddy?!?!?” as D-Lo gets chokeslamed and
screams “WHY!?! WHY?!” when he attacks
Funk.
-Vince McMahon walks
out to announce the number one contender to the WWF title. Mankind, Kane, and the Undertaker are called
to the ring. McMahon lauds Mankind’s
sacrifice at Hell in a Cell, calls Kane stupid for giving Steve Austin a title
shot last week, and hilariously changes his tone of voice when he gets to the
Undertaker and calls him an “evil, diabolical excuse for a human being” for
setting his brother on fire in an Inferno match and nearly killing
Mankind. McMahon refuses to name a
number one contender himself and says that a triple threat match will determine
the issue later tonight. 5 for 6
-Brawl for All
First Round: Hawk and Darren Drozdov
fight to a draw:
The crowd is a more receptive to this week’s Brawl for
All bouts than last week. The bout starts
okay, but both men are gassed by the third round and things end as more of a
whimper than bang. The contest ends as a
draw and since we have no bracket established for this tournament, we have no
idea what that means for future rounds.
And seriously, why would you establish a tournament like this and not
have a tiebreaker established? 5 for 7
-Marc Mero and
Jacqueline come out and Jacqueline implies that Mero lost the Brawl for All
last week because she took all the energy out of him since it was their two
month anniversary before the bout.
Jacqueline runs down Sable’s inability to meet Mero’s needs and
unsurprisingly, this brings Sable out.
Sable implies that Mero needs Viagra and she and Jacqueline debate over
who is more of a woman. Jacqueline
challenges Sable to a bikini contest at Fully Loaded and Sable accepts. Color me silly, but I found the exchange of
insults here hilarious, probably because Mero’s facial expressions during the
exchange were great. 6 for 8
-The Undertaker
chokeslamming Mankind through the Hell in a Cell is the JVC Kaboom! of the
Week.
-Val Venis defeats
Dustin Runnels via disqualification when Kaientai interfere at 2:35:
Runnels and Venis go back and forth in this lower midcard
match until Kainetai run in to get revenge on Venis for Venis dancing in front
of Yamiguchi-San’s wife on last week’s show.
However, Yamiguchi-San’s wife is not happy at the beating or her husband
mocking Venis’s dance in the ring.
-D-Generation X
comes out dressed as the Nation in one of the more famous skits of the
era. There is no way this segment would
fly today as X-Pac is in blackface as “Mizark Henry” and the Road Dogg and
Billy Gunn have bad spray tans for their impressions of the Godfather and D-Lo
Brown. Road Dogg steals the segment by
repeating Triple H’s (playing “The Crock”) lines and climbing the ropes at
random intervals to do D-Lo’s head bob. Jason
Sensation is playing Owen Hart and sounds exactly like him. The forced laughter from Lawler nearly ruins
the segment, though. 7 for 9
-Ken Shamrock
defeats King Mabel via submission to the ankle lock at 2:09:
Mabel finds his old king tights for this match, which is
his first televised match in the company in more than two years. Shamrock’s path through older kings continues
with this match as he weathers Mabel’s power offense, counters a second rope
dive, and forces him to submit to the ankle lock. After the bell, Shamrock refuses to release
the hold. The old existing king left in
the WWF is Steve Austin, which would have set up an interesting WWF title
match, but that never happened.
-Vince McMahon
walks out to do commentary duties for the triple threat main event and Steve
Austin comes out to join him.
-Triple Threat
Match to Determine the Number One Contender to the WWF Championship: The Undertaker defeats Kane & Mankind by pinning
Mankind after a chair shot at 1:58:
The Undertaker does not arrive when his entrance music
plays, so McMahon has Tony Chimmel announce that the Undertaker is
“chickenshit” and books a no holds barred, falls count anywhere match between
Kane and Mankind instead. Mankind
refuses to fight his friend, but Kane takes a chair and gives Mankind a sick
shot against the steps to win the bout.
However, when the regular lights come on, Kane unmasks to reveal the
Undertaker and Steve Austin looks on in disbelief as we are played out.
Tune in next week
to see the New Age Outlaws defend the tag team titles against Kane &
Mankind!
The Final Report Card: The closing segment to this show was great
and as someone commented in the King of the Ring review, the double long
sleeved Kane outfit fit this angle well due to the fact that it covered the
Undertaker’s tattoos. It furthers the
Kane-Undertaker-Austin triangle because one is left wondering how the
Undertaker got Kane’s ring attire and how he was able to replace him in the bout. This was a great RAW, but it lost in the
ratings because WCW panicked and ran Bill Goldberg’s victory over Hulk Hogan in
the Georgia Dome against it. Still, that
would end up being a pyrrhic victory for WCW and it did not derail the WWF in
the long-term.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.0 (vs. 4.8 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
The Nation parody is great, but I actually think the Corporation Parody a few months later was better! X-Pac's Shamrock impression was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in wrestling, and Jason Sensation's HBK impression is even more frighteningly accurate than Owen.
ReplyDeleteso McMahon has Tony Chimmel announce that the Undertaker is
ReplyDelete“chickenshit”
Haha, that's hilarious.
Next week should have the bit where Jason is on, does HBK with Michaels right by him and Michaels laughs "who is that, some mid-carder?"
ReplyDeleteThe DX/Nation bit was classic but also important, helping sell characters of the guys. Say what else about Russo but he does deserve credit for helping push the mid-card guys more with his work, allowing them to blossom out and that really paid off with Rock and HHH. I actually like Lawler's laugh there with Sensation ("That IS Owen Hart!") and he and JR talking about how the Nation has destroyed every item of furniture in their respective living rooms.
ReplyDelete"I am not a black heart! I'm a winner, dammit, a sole survivor, whoo! If anyone knows that the Rock is cooking, it's me! Look how big my damn nose is!"
ReplyDeleteThe corporation parody was gold. "I think you dropped the ball again shawn" as Jason sensation drops a basketball and it rolls down the entrance ramp.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Lawler wasn't legit laughing, that whole skit WAS pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah that's next week, but it was the impression of Bret Hart that led Michaels to ask if that was a midcarder.
ReplyDeleteYep, Bret had just finished a US title match against Booker T the previous night or week.
ReplyDeleteVince's salute was hilarious
ReplyDeleteProbably because this is right around when I was become a serious, hardcore fan, but it's funny to read these and have no recollection of things like Mabel returning. Probably because I had no frame of reference whatsoever as to who he was.
ReplyDeleteGreat job as usual, Logan. I love the format you use for your recaps.
Another underrated part of the skit was the crowd's reaction. When Jason Sensation first gets the mic, you can tell the crowd is wondering who this guy is...then the second he speaks, you can hear audible gasps of amazement from all of the fans at how spot-on his Owen imitation was.
ReplyDeleteNo World Cup thread or posts? Shocking level of support.
ReplyDeleteespecially considering the match is great so far.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jason Sensation make claims of being raped years later or something?
ReplyDeleteAs a young mark all I saw was unstoppable Undertaker vs unstoppable Austin and had absolutely no idea who was going to win at Summerslam...and I loved it.
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup: even Howard couldn't save that.
ReplyDeleteDamn the summer of 1998 is some of the best TV the WWF has ever done. Spring and Fall brought the goods too but you can't beat Austin/Taker and DX/Nation.
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup: oh my.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is some finish.
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup: I hope the American public realizes what an amazing effort the US team had put on during the whole tournament.
ReplyDeleteI thought UT was winning. The whole storyline pointed to him taking the title.
ReplyDeleteWas flipping back and forth. I'm not sure how things were timed out but I watched the ending of the main event and Hogan vs Goldberg. I'm guessing there was a runover.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but I meant within the context of the "King of the Ring" storyline they had here. After this, Shamrock branched off to feud with Owen for most of the summer.
ReplyDeleteApparently Howard's 16 saves were not only a record, but OBLITERATED the old record (9).
ReplyDeletehe really played the match of his life today. sadly he wasn't rewarded for it.
ReplyDeleteEven the little feud they had going then got aborted. Having them two face on the Sept. ppv would have been better that what we got.
ReplyDeleteAh, the one night return of Mabel. He wouldn't be seen again until the Rumble when he get abducted by the Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, reading these recaps and recently watching these episodes pisses me off so badly in how the WWE dropped the ball with the Undertaker when he came back as the Deadman in 2004. I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but why couldn't he just go back to THIS Undertaker, rather than revert all the way back to 1990 Undertaker.
I remember being SO disappointed at how they handled that as well. I thought we'd get a reprisal of this character and instead we got quasi-dead man, shoot fighting, cowboy Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteAnd even that didn't bother me so much as more that he didn't have a character anymore, and it forced every feud he had to be a one sided verbal feud that relied more on special effects trickery than anything.
ReplyDeleteAnd that fatal four way match where Taker basically no sold four frog splashes from Eddie Guerrero REALLY pissed me off.
Just another legendary episode of Raw from 1998. Curse you wwe network for not giving us all the Raws from 1998 square away.
ReplyDeleteThe DX mockery of The Nation might still be the funniest segment in wwe history.
"If anyone knows what the Rock is cooking, it's me. Look how big my damn nose is"