On tap for tonight:
MLB Action
College Football
RoH All Star Extravaganza
Showtime Boxing with Adrian Broner vs. Emanuel Taylor
The Kevin Kelly shoot won the poll by two votes and will be recapped Thursday
MLB Action
College Football
RoH All Star Extravaganza
Showtime Boxing with Adrian Broner vs. Emanuel Taylor
The Kevin Kelly shoot won the poll by two votes and will be recapped Thursday
Wow, the MSU pass was, uh, not good. Easy pickings.
ReplyDeleteWho will Abeyance try to suck up to tonight?
ReplyDeletePlease do not judge Cincinnati based on Adrian Broner. None of us like him either (except for black people).
ReplyDeleteThat's what I used to tell people about my hometown when Fernando Vargas was fighting.
ReplyDeleteOn paper All Star Extravanza looks great.
ReplyDeleteNOTHING MEANS NOTHING!
ReplyDeleteI see we are getting vaguely racist right off the bat. I LIKE IT.
ReplyDeleteBayless, you have to give me The Edit Express as a gimmick on BoD Raw.
ReplyDeleteNice work on the forum.
ReplyDeleteSo, is it fair to assume that people who posted today are not being moved to the forum?
ReplyDeleteOpen for debate in tournament form ....The best dead wrestlers...in one bracket. VS The best live wrestlers...in the other bracket. It would never happen, (obviously) but lets play fantasy....brackets, seeding....it would be eipc right?
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHH....S-SUSSUDIO!!!
ReplyDeleteYou may criticise me, but I think you're a decent dude.
ReplyDeleteTopanga circa BMW Season 1 or Maya?
ReplyDeleteWhy is yahoo corrupting my chrome omnibox?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a perfect idea for this place: http://rspwfaq.boards.net/
ReplyDeleteI won't be watching the Pac 12 network tonight, but make sure to make Memphis look good
ReplyDeleteWent to Georgia Southern/Savannah State game...left after we went up 34-0 with 11 minutes left in the half.
ReplyDeleteI edited this obviously.
ReplyDeleteDid you know various vegan, health, and yoga sites are competing for Meekin services!
ReplyDeleteI really didn't mean it like that it's just..man..it's a thing here in town. Broner is a hood savior and also a gargantuan idiot and kids here try to pattern themselves after him.
ReplyDeleteDon't give a fuck.
ReplyDeleteSaw it cult..boringboringboring. What else you got?
ReplyDeleteI like Broner and I'm white!
ReplyDeleteHopefully me because it will work.
ReplyDeleteAnd disqus is fucking up for me...
ReplyDeleteThe forum is working just fine.
ReplyDeleteYay for you. Guy is still a toolshed. Puts up YouTube videos shouting gang slogans (A-1, Avondale, it's an area of Cincy) and flushing money down the toilet. That's cool but it gives these kids in that neighborhood a poor person to look up to.
ReplyDeleteI hope Stanford plays like they did today on November 1st.
ReplyDeleteTopenga...obviously...the answer is always Topenga, (or Winnie Cooper...nice call back by the way)
ReplyDeleteThats kinda hard considering it's Memphis football; Brett Hundley is a beast.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say the Kim jong Jr avatar was the funniest thing I saw today but then someone changed the L in your name to a N. Classic!
ReplyDeleteAw c'mon, all the classic meltdown posts are right there for your entertainment!
ReplyDeleteAlways Topanga even when she put on a little extra weight towards the end.
ReplyDeleteI don't get how you don't love that? He's the (can) man!
ReplyDeleteTopanga.
ReplyDeleteIt was the most clever thing I've seen in weeks.
ReplyDeleteThis is our year. We have a really good D, so fingers crossed. I was gonna go to BWW to watch the game, but if they fall behind early, I'm stuck with a plate of food I don't want and an angry 25 min drive home.
ReplyDeleteThis is really starting to wear thin.
ReplyDeleteI like how he tried to spin it as if he turned them down... like he would ever turn anything down that got him that kind of attention.
ReplyDeleteThe Punisher is on TV right, I like that movie even being a flawed one.
ReplyDeleteNothing impresses this you
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke dude. Chill out.
ReplyDeleteHey I buy it. They told him not to use any of that wrestling humor he's so well known for around here.
ReplyDeleteNice to see the Tigers declining same time as usual.
ReplyDeleteWhen you deal with 45 Adrian Broners every day, it's not so fun.
ReplyDeleteCult just curious...do you have a life outside the blog? I mean do you hit the gym or go to coffee houses or drink or anything? Or is it your lifelong goal to have a meltdown on the blog?....I'm just saying!!
ReplyDeleteWhich version. I know of 3 different ones, and they all suck.
ReplyDeleteI understand. I just think this is where some of the push back is coming from.
ReplyDeleteThomas Jane one.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, see I've never lived among them
ReplyDeleteThere are the, and you are right they all suck. The most recent one (2008ish) is the least worst.
ReplyDeleteThat the one with Rebecca Stamos as some loser?
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteI am surrounded by them. Everyone is a pugilist, everybody's that dude not to fuck with. Everybody's that guy makin moves while staying completely stationary. It get old quick,
ReplyDeleteThe forum is a thing that exists now, talk about it is going to pop up here from time to time. I don't get the big deal.
ReplyDeleteSee I loved the punisher as a kid so I was so excited for that Dolph Lundgren one back in like 1990 or whatever. Talk about a let down, even as a grade school kid I knew that movie was horrible.
ReplyDeleteYeah that's probably the best one. Still kind sucks though
ReplyDeleteIt barely had anything to do with the Punisher for fucks sake.
ReplyDeleteKevin Nash's presence made that the highest grossing movie of 2004. I know this because he has shown the graphs that prove it.
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck can Hollywood not make a good punisher movie? Is because it has to be pg-13?
ReplyDeleteIt needs to NC-17, Castle is one mean motherfucker. It also needs to explore his psychopathic behavior like Garth Ennis did in the comics.
ReplyDeleteI'm a functioning alcoholic, I hate coffee, excercise is meh.
ReplyDeleteJust curious, what the fuck do you do?
The 2008 one was Rated R.
ReplyDeleteI am personally a fan of the 2004 movie but it was flawed. I hope Marvel's Netflix Daredevil series succeeds so we can hopefully get a punisher one.
You constantly telling people to go there, even if it is in jest a lot of the time is why people think you are trying to take things away from here. I could care less for the most part (although I think talking about old threads from here on there is pretty stupid) but it is rubbing a lot of people the wrong way.
ReplyDeleteOne of those votes were mine.
ReplyDeleteEven cunt status knows the forums are a joke!
ReplyDeleteBecause there is nothing special about the Punisher that a thousand movies haven't covered already.
ReplyDeleteEvery vote counts here at the BoD
ReplyDeleteEvening!
ReplyDeleteStill he's specific brand of violence many of us 90's kids have fond memories of. Just make a good movie of him killing people.
ReplyDelete2004 one was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy for the Royals!
ReplyDeleteWar Zone was shit too.
ReplyDeleteMeltdown!
ReplyDeleteFuck Punisher, I want my Deadpool movie.
ReplyDeleteSince we're talking punisher, and I actually read all those comics as a kid and bought them again as an adult (then never actually read them at all lol) can I just say jigsaw >>>>>>>> kingpin
ReplyDeletePretty much, vigilantism is well-covered in the movies.
ReplyDeleteHe's all for racism and against homophobia. What a guy
ReplyDeleteRead Garth Ennis run, he made Frank a 3-dimensional character.
ReplyDeleteI plug it only 2, 3 times a day. It's 3 days old, have to get the word out if it is to have a chance. As for you other point...
ReplyDeleteDERE GUN DAKE ARR JERRRBS!
Screw Deadpool.
ReplyDeletePunisher>Deadpool.
Esp. after the test footage leak. I'd see that in a heartbeat, but I think DP is too niche for the studio to throw any substantial money at it.
ReplyDeleteBroner is the man imo
ReplyDeleteA+ screenname.
ReplyDeletePunisher really doesn't lend himself to recurring villains because his brand of Justice emphasizes finality through murder.
ReplyDeleteI secretly wanted Prichard. :(
ReplyDeleteI like it too, Jane killed it IMO.
ReplyDeleteYou plug it a hell of a lot more than that
ReplyDeleteAs a kid I thought jigsaw was the shit
ReplyDeleteDavid Price has been lit up like a main street Christmas tree since he's come over. Probably because he's not used to pitching in open air in front of an actual crowd.
ReplyDeleteDolph Lundgren kills Asian people. The Punisher. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
ReplyDeletepass it on.
Talk about it? Probably. Making plug posts about it? I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteI've read a good deal of Punisher comics but I actually haven't read many Jigsaw stories so I can't comment.
ReplyDeleteI love Kingpin from Daredevil comics though so I gotta side with him.
Fair enough...I work hard at my job during the week. I hit the gym hard 6 days a week, (and yes, Caliber and I are tight) and on saturdays when I don't have to get up the next day I hit the bottle. In fact I feel good right now...I's that enough...?
ReplyDeleteA black guy is a slave for twelve years. Gravity.
ReplyDelete...wait.
Then you should probably leave the thinking to more qualified people.
ReplyDeleteSo are we done measuring dicks?
ReplyDeleteHe was just some freak with a slashed up face who hate the punisher
ReplyDeleteSick burn bro.
ReplyDeleteRobin Williams stalks his children and ex wife in Mrs. Doubtfire #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
ReplyDeleteGo talk about it on the forum.
ReplyDeleteGod fails to understand sarcasm, helps an undeserving team cheat to the pennant. #AngelsInTheOutfield
ReplyDeleteI've been patiently waiting for you to get to the Nitro I was at in Fargo the next week that had the great DDP - Sting match
ReplyDeleteI never brought out the ruler but lets just have respect from now on. I enjoy wrestling when I get home from work on Monday's...I wish everyone would do the same
ReplyDelete3 white guys and a black dude get covered in tons of white goop. #ghostbusters
ReplyDeleteCollege Football is all well and good but I am so excited for NFL Sunday tomorrow. It's been too long.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to wear red and blue glasses?
ReplyDeleteUsed to spend all day watching college football. Haven't done so in years. Just became completely disinterested.
ReplyDeleteAngel becomes mortal just to fuck Meg Ryan. It ends badly. City of Angels.
ReplyDeleteRED ZONE, RED ZONE, RED ZONE
ReplyDeleteAlien fingers boy - ET
ReplyDeleteI can't get into it until about halfway through the season or later to be honest.
ReplyDeleteA woman, lost in a strange land, murders the first person she encounters. Together with three strangers, she plots to murder again.
ReplyDeleteWizard of Oz
I don't have Red Zone unfortunately. But my grandpa is moving away pretty soon so I will probably go to his house and watch some football. He's got Sunday Ticket or whatever.
ReplyDeleteI would but it would cause the comments section here to disintegrate.
ReplyDeleteAhh booo. The Lundgren one, while having very little to do with Frank Castle's story, is the most Punisher of Punisher movies,
ReplyDeleteWe must remind him of a strip club, cause every time we come around, it's like (what) he just gotta get his dick sucked.
ReplyDeleteA man agrees to help transport a tanker of gasoline, in exchange for gasoline. The tanker is empty.
ReplyDeleteThe Road Warrior
I think it is worth the risk. Go set the example and spend 100% of your time posting there.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen gets a haircut and some glasses and remembers how to pitch again.
ReplyDeleteMajor League 2
Kids hire hooker to see tits, film presented as light-hearted coming-of-age story.
ReplyDeleteMilk Money
ReplyDeleteFour midgets, a blond, an old guy, and a brooding man go on a walk to return some los jewelry. The Lord of the Rings #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
ReplyDeleteCan we move this fight to the forums. Perhaps create a Girls Gone Wild sub on the new forums. I volunteer as mod.
ReplyDeleteLooking over the threads today and it seems like everyone is full of piss and vinegar today. Relax people! Football is nigh.
ReplyDeleteLiam Neeson prevents the holocaust.....well, some of it.
ReplyDeleteSchindler's List
Mysterious candy maker lures five children to factory, disfigures four of them.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you would take the risk and deprive people of bathing in the glow of your sick burns and world healing wit.
ReplyDeleteTwitter doesn't have many decent trending hashtags, this is one tho, for sure.
ReplyDeleteSorry, not allowed to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteA guy gets bored and punches himself in the face for months. It ends up destroying Wilmington, Delaware.
ReplyDeleteFight Club
It's just one angry troll talking shit. Everything else has been normal around here.
ReplyDeleteRetard fucks girl with aids, buries her in his yard. #forrestgump
ReplyDeleteIts worth it. Besides making yourself a forum exclusive is bound to make it get more traffic.
ReplyDeleteBruce Wayne date-rapes on the first date, watches a lot of Jack Nicholson on TV.
ReplyDeleteCuban immigrant is gunned down in his own home in pursuit of the American dream
ReplyDeleteScarface.
There does seem to be some anger brewing, usually goes away quick,
ReplyDeleteLeonardo DiCaprio and his friends enter people while they are sleeping.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably already there labelled parallax meltdown thread.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am a huge draw.
ReplyDeleteLeonardo DiCaprio can't spin a dreidel.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Put your money where your mouth is and go REALLY help the forum take off!
ReplyDeleteWatch out enjoying raw around here gets you ridiculed. -.-
ReplyDeleteCreature kidnaps old man, daughter offers to take his place, gets Stockholm Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteFor fucking sure. Jigsaw is a BOSS. The Final Days storyline, aside from the weird South America shit a dozen or so issues earlier...Final Days was awesome.
ReplyDeleteCome on you know it would be labeled "Parallax Meltdown MEGA Thread"
ReplyDeleteSometimes I just wonder if that guy is bi-polar.
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I already have two threads about me and it's not even 72 hours old yet! Neither of them are mega though :(
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes tries to play a tough DA, everyone wishes she was Maggie Gyllenhaal already.
ReplyDeleteReally? Like there are seriously threads about you there? I thought you were joking when you said that earlier.
ReplyDeleteA mentally challenged man attempts to end his internal suffering caused by witnessing the murder of his mother.
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th Part 2
Dana Carvey tries to ignite his career in a Happy Madison production.
ReplyDeleteParallax or that one dude doing that thing on here that's not posting in threads?
ReplyDeleteThis talk is boring. Someone needs to throw a bomb...Lets say that WCW in late 99 or so realized that they were never going to beat the WWF in the ratings. So they shifted Nitro to say, Tuesday nights and went back to the gritty Southern TV show that we all remembered, (I am a New Jersey Guy, when I was younger all I learned about the South came from NWA/WCW TV) Flair and Sting could have been the faces of the company and Goldberg could have been the superstar. ...It could have worked right? I mean they never would have beaten the the WWF, (that's not a typo) but it would been as good as we all remembered/
ReplyDeleteAbused orphan learns he's a wizard, suffers through seven years of pain and losses, was probably better off living under the stairs.
ReplyDeleteIs page a face or heel at this point? What hell is wcw doing with his character at this point? He seems to be changing from face to heel weekly
ReplyDeleteWatch the Dolph one. Ridiculous automatic weapon violence, Uzi's and Frank's fave, the Mac-10 with endless clips.
ReplyDeleteCinemax is free this weekend. Watching Austin Powers right now. Grilled some steaks now enjoying a big bowl if cookie dough ice cream. Best of luck to the rest of you.
ReplyDeleteNo, sadly I'm not joking. He made a meltdown thread the first day I mocked him, and then used some insult I threw at him to title a second thread. He's really not put together all that well.
ReplyDeleteHeroes and villains trapped on dinosaur island, heroes causes deaths of everyone. #TheLostWorld
ReplyDeleteI actually think that those "redneck nwa fans" were a total precursor to the smark fan base, not the north eastern big man/ethnic stereotype crowd. I sent Scott a huge email about this but he blew if off, still im rignt
ReplyDeleteWCW's problems ran a lot deeper than losing the ratings battle. Between overpriced contracts with creative control, throwing insane amounts of money at shit like Master P, Megadeath, Kiss, and DJ Ran (None of which moved the needle on the ratings, as far as I know), and the inmates running the asylum, WCW was going to die anyway.
ReplyDeleteWatching Walking Tall on AMC, it's a shame Rock didn't get this one out post Fast and Furious, harmless actioner and probably would have made a lot more with his bigger profile
ReplyDeleteInglorious Basterds is on.
ReplyDeleteMovie is not bad but I find it boring.
Schedule tomorrow:
ReplyDelete10AM THREE HOURS OF PREGAME!!! (Four is too much)
1PM OMG SO MANY GAMEZ TO CHOOZ FRUM!!
4PM ZOMG NINERS-COWBOYS! GO NINZERZ!!
830PM CARRIE UNDERWOOD SUX!!
It's lower-tier Rock, The Rundown would be the one that would do much better today, shows off a lot more of what he can do.
ReplyDeleteWhen the fuck did Dave Wandstat get in a studio show?
ReplyDeleteMe. I asked Danimal if he was bipolar recently.
ReplyDeleteHow much does dat guy weigh?
ReplyDeleteLove the Rundown. Fun, good action, and pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteJust wait until you get to late night programming.
ReplyDeleteOff a cliff amirite
ReplyDeletehey guys its been awhile, whats up?
ReplyDeleteAwesome movie. Warrants a sequel.
ReplyDeleteOk.
ReplyDeleteGet out Troll.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...Skinemax. It's all I had to go on as a 13 year old in the days before the internet.
ReplyDeleteArguably Walken's best performance of the last 20 years, not counting "Weapon of Choice."
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood does suck.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaaa!!!!
ReplyDeleteI really want some pizza
ReplyDeleteAs wonderful as the Tooth Fairy monologue is, I kinda wish they kept the original story of Winnie the Pooh. "I WANT THAT BEAR'S ASS OUTTA MAH WINDOW!"
ReplyDeleteRundown's good too, just have no use for sean william scott
ReplyDeleteHis Tooth Fairy speech has me in stitches every time.
ReplyDeleteAny chance the song is reworked into something better? It was best as done by Faith Hill being a damn near direct rip off of Joan Jett's Hate Myself for Loving You.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you.
ReplyDeletehey whats your problem asshole
ReplyDeleteYou're like Big Show - he's a dinosaur; his name's Barney. He eats pizza. You eatpizza? JBL stands for Just Beat a Lizard.
ReplyDeleteA g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost.... !!
ReplyDeletehttps://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0085/47/1406393017110.gif
It's an acknowledged rip-off. They pay royalties.
ReplyDeleteShannon Tweed baby!
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Irish!!
ReplyDeletehey jobber sup?
ReplyDeletePlease tell me it's you Loser in fooling us, it's the only way this can be redeemable.
ReplyDeleteI was at a wedding last Saturday so I didn't get to watch much college football. Today's been nothing but college football and I'm loving every second of it. Can't wait for tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'm off to the bar. I promise no plugs until I come home at 3 am drunk off my ass. By then it will seem like a really good idea to do 10 plug posts in 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteThat's me every meal of everyday and even when I'm not hungry.
ReplyDeleteYour Right Sox1981, (I can't believe I am agreeing with a Sox fan but my sister just married one so I guess I have to be tolerant) That was a total waste of money. My point is they should have gone back to what they did best...powerbombs on the floor and piledrivers on the table,....locking someone in a cage and breaking his leg just out of spite.
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