Kick off show starts at 7/6c. It's schedule to have Mizdow TV with Miz as a guest.
Here's the card going into the show:
Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser becomes the Winner's personal assistant
AJ Lee vs. Paige - WWE Divas Championship
Jimmy & Jey Uso vs. Gold & StarDust - WWE Tag Team Championship
Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro - 2 out of 3 Falls Match - WWE Intercontinental Championship
Sheamus vs. The Miz - WWE United States Championship
The Big Show vs. Rusev
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Hell in a Cell Match - Winner gets a future WWE World Heavyweight Championship title shot.
Here's the card going into the show:
Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser becomes the Winner's personal assistant
AJ Lee vs. Paige - WWE Divas Championship
Jimmy & Jey Uso vs. Gold & StarDust - WWE Tag Team Championship
Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro - 2 out of 3 Falls Match - WWE Intercontinental Championship
Sheamus vs. The Miz - WWE United States Championship
The Big Show vs. Rusev
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Hell in a Cell Match - Winner gets a future WWE World Heavyweight Championship title shot.
Watching Sandow get this over is just a joy.
ReplyDeleteVince is still deciding whether to make the fans happy and have Ambrose and rollins main event or get off by trolling us with Cena/Orton part 143
ReplyDeletePreshow kicked off at 7. Buncha slackers.
ReplyDeleteIs a "not again" chant during Cena v. Orton out of the question? After the "this is stupid" chant in Brooklyn, I feel like anything's possible. I hope the Dallas crowd delivers.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Everyone, to Regular Match With Obstructed View 2014!
ReplyDeletePreshow started off at 7... Bayless would have known that.
ReplyDeleteUpdate: Brian Bayless has just sent back his margarita because there was too much salt on the rim.
ReplyDeleteStranger is no Bayless.
ReplyDeleteI am of course most looking forward to...
ReplyDeleteBRIE MODE BITCHES!!!
Bringing tears to my eyes half an hour before the show even starts.
ReplyDeleteBrie mode = the two shots it takes to get an 90 pound untalented wrestler lit up
ReplyDeleteThey need to come up with the most ridiculous 3 man gimmick they can think of and create a team with Sandow, Cody, and Heath Slater just to see if they could get it over.
ReplyDeleteI FIXED IT!!
ReplyDeleteWHATEVER!
ReplyDelete:: Talk to the hand motion ::
#BrieMode
WE STILL KNOW!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be watching you, Stranger!
ReplyDeleteSince when has it been one whole hour before the show anyway?
ReplyDeleteI prey HHH is not reading this
ReplyDeleteThis is at least the second time.
ReplyDeleteEvery breath he takes, every move he makes?
ReplyDeleteMan being a stalked sounds EXHAUSTING
*takes his shirt off*
ReplyDeleteThat match will suck. I never told anyone. Except you.
ReplyDeleteI'm just getting ready to play as Sting in the new WWE2K15 game.
ReplyDelete...
What's that? Not the singer?
...
Never mind!
It's too bad WWE doesn't do Playboy anymore because I'm sure Nikki would've posed.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting there are a few of the Divas who would have gotten naked.
ReplyDeleteBooker having a shucky ducky quack quack graphic legitimately made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHeyman should've brought a cardboard cutout of Brock with him.
ReplyDeleteThey probably would, they have succeeded in every gimmick they've done.
ReplyDeleteBrie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser becomes the Winner's personal assistant
ReplyDeleteDoes this involve anything sex related?
How many times have AJ and Paige fought on PPV this year?
ReplyDeleteOk, I will actually watch this. And I am making a bold statement. IF Ambrose/Rollins is not the main event... I will post tomorrow "WWE SUCKS", and I will not post all week long. IT IS IN WRITING!!!! #ConflictedFeelingsForTheSmarks
ReplyDeleteAgreed. We have missed out on several quality spreads... see what I did there?
ReplyDeleteMore than a few.
ReplyDeleteMilton twins > Bella Twins.
ReplyDelete3 times.
ReplyDeleteHas to be at least four?
ReplyDeleteSo this will be four. Ooof.
ReplyDeleteBUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT SONG...
ReplyDeletewhat comes after trilogy? quadogy? This is that
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was pondering what your intake on this matter was.
ReplyDeleteOutside of Ambrose/Rollins.
ReplyDeleteThe divas had the longest feuds.
Paige and AJ don't have chemistry. Will tonight be any different?
ReplyDeleteAJ seems like she doesn't have chemistry with anyone besides Kaitlyn.
ReplyDeleteSorry Rene, calling the IC title "very prestigious" does not make it so
ReplyDeleteSee you next week.
ReplyDeleteTBF, those divas are far from polished.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I need a Kickstart for some reason.
ReplyDeleteHard to develop chemistry when their matches go an average of 4 minutes.
ReplyDeleteShe had some with Daniel Bryan.
ReplyDeletePaige is really good in the ring. I am looking forward to the eventual AJ vs. Charlotte match.
ReplyDeleteDo they really? They seem WAY LONGER than that.
ReplyDeleteBless her heart, she's trying at least.
ReplyDeleteThe other dude that's not Heyman or Booker just called it "arguably the most prestigious title in the WWE" and I just almost hurled my laptop at the TV
ReplyDeleteYou're talking about sex, right?
ReplyDeleteok, fuck homework for the rest of the night.
ReplyDeleteI would like the Steelers/Colts game to be concluded before HIAC starts, please.
Alex Riley knows nothing about titles.
ReplyDeleteOr being a wrestler anymore for that matter.
The Hitchhiker's Trilogy was, like, five books.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to this show... Cesaro/Ziggler, Rollins/Ambrose, Uso's/Dusts, Cena/Orton, and even Big Show/Rusev could be fun matches and of course... BRIE MODE!
ReplyDeleteWhy yes Devin that's right. Good job!
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S who that is?? Haha
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing this show should be worth the $9.99 I paid for the Network this month alone.
ReplyDeleteThat game is essentially over. 3 possessions with 3 mins left. Goodnight.
ReplyDeleteIt would end if either team decided to D up just a little
ReplyDeletethey would - and still those "in charge" wouldn't be convinced.
ReplyDeleteyessssssssss
ReplyDeleteIs this the first match up between the Usos and the Dusts?
ReplyDeleteFrom a workrate+social experiment standpoint, absolutely.
ReplyDeleteCesaro/Ziggler and Ambrose/Rollins will have good matches virtually guaranteed. And Show/Rusev and Cena/Orton should be fascinating studies in crowd response. If Cena/Orton really goes on last and the crowd is in a bad mood, something special could happen tonight.
and...int.
ReplyDeleteJust turned the preshow on the PS3 and it froze within a minute. It's gonna be one of those nights.
ReplyDelete...no
ReplyDeleteI always thought this should be named Hell in THE cell. Cause hell can't be in any ol cell, it has to be in THE cell
ReplyDeleteBooker's kickstarter can is color coordinated to his shirt, baller.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping for something like a "not again" chant. But that's just me.
ReplyDeleteWeird. My PS4 just did the same.
ReplyDeleteI was being silly.
ReplyDeleteHungover with nothing at all to do the rest of the evening. Was 50/50 on watching, but just heard a friend will be there in a spot where he's sure to get on camera, so I'll at least have it on in the background while I clip my toenails or color or something
ReplyDeleteDid Booker just call Rusev a giant heel?
ReplyDeleteAnd two freezes.
ReplyDeleteI don't have the network. Is firstrow the best place to watch a stream?
ReplyDeleteFeed on my game consoles is always terrible. Feed on the PC is always clean. They're plugged into the same router, I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't this be a good spot for an NXT match?
ReplyDeleteNot that anyone here condones that...
ReplyDeleteYes.
I just don't understand the point of a preshow.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was Hell in THE Cell. What's this Hell in a Cell crap? I also hate when the refer to the structure itself as the Hell in the/a Cell. Its the Cell. Hell is what takes place inside.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't Mountain Dew Game Fuel sponsoring this show? You'd think it would be more fitting with the WWE 2K15 tie-in.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was that for a long time, actually. I still wanna default to that name on occasion because yeah, it sounds better.
ReplyDeleteBill Kazmeier reference from JBL?
ReplyDeleteI found out that heel was a common term back in the early days. My source is Looney Tunes cartoons but still, they used it.
ReplyDeleteI am legitimately stoked for one match (Ambrose/Rollins) and passively interested in another (Cesaro/Ziggler). Yet I am legitimately peeved with Cena/Orton Part 700 and anything Bella related. I may watch Once Upon a Time with the missus and some World Series or SNF before I flip on.
ReplyDeleteBo Dallas with the first ebola joke of the night. I approve.
ReplyDeletevipbox. Streaming is stealing.
ReplyDeleteIt gets you interested in watching the show you already paid for.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Bo should carry that stupid globe.
ReplyDeleteBo Washington!
ReplyDeleteFor a second there, I thought your SN was Macarena.
ReplyDeleteLOL just checking
ReplyDeleteI always remember it being A but I could be wrong
ReplyDeleteI apologise Vince. I usually watch them with friends but the Saints game is on
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of this recent trend for wrestlers to be soaking wet all the time.
ReplyDeleteHype, sell the Network, provide more show content. I enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteThis company is so lost.
ReplyDeleteHe was the guy that teamed with Jushin Liger in Battle Bowl one year right? I remember as a kid thinking they would be a great team because they were so well balanced.
ReplyDeleteWell so much for that heel turn.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a thread about TNA
ReplyDeleteGotta protect Henry.
ReplyDeleteThey're fine.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the public pool, you have to take a short shower before you get in the ring because
ReplyDeleteIs the show available to anyone who doesn't already have the Network?
ReplyDeleteTheoretically it's supposed to be one final hard sell. UFC did great on those a few years ago. Talk about the upcoming fights, book a couple of guaranteed slobberknocker fights (Chris Leben or Chris Lytle or Matt Brown, step on up) and tell people "hey if you liked this, you gotta see more for just $49.99!!!"
ReplyDeleteWWE never was as good at that.
Guess they are trying to emulate the football pregame stuff, but they remove all the things that would make it interesting, like talking about how got arrested or got busted on a drug test
ReplyDeleteSince you've seen that message and learned your lesson, I'll delete it.
ReplyDeleteBo Dallas is super terrible lol
ReplyDeleteHe also teamed with Rick Steiner in a tag team when Scotty was injured. But yeah, his best match was probably that Battle Bowl.
ReplyDeletecramps?
ReplyDeleteI liked that.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. The live PPV's are the #1 selling point of the network IMO.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think it's free, on Youtube, WWE.com, etc.
ReplyDeleteNo I did too, but it was so bad it was good, Bo's great because he's awful
ReplyDeleteHI RENEE
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Bo...Ole Miss has started selling Bo-lieve t-shirts b/c of their quarterback. I think that's a lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteYou won't be saying that in 3 hours once Cena and Rollins win lol
ReplyDeleteI really REALLY wish RAW could be on the network also.
ReplyDeleteVince and Co. could use some extra scratch
ReplyDelete"The only woman to have previously stripped her..."
ReplyDeleteToo bad the sentence couldn't have honestly ended there.
Hey Coach is back!
ReplyDeleteHe was a great NXT champion but yeah he's been a bust on the main roster thus far.
ReplyDeleteThe Swirly Connexion
ReplyDeleteI already hate this ppv.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many people watch the show on YouTube/WWE.com and don't order the PPV/have The Network.
ReplyDeleteI think that's where WWE misses Sunday Night Heat. That was a legit good way at hyping a PPV.
Well I'm sold!
ReplyDeleteSo Vince Jordan says he will say WWE Sucks tomorrow and quit the blog for a week if Ambrose-Rollins does not go on last. Let's hear it? What's the main event tonight?
ReplyDeletePaige's darkest times are still more pale than anyone else's.
ReplyDeleteHeyman looks so embarrassed to be there, and its awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we have non-whore names for Divas?
ReplyDeleteGive me a... well, we had Molly Holly I guess. But why can't we have a 'Jane' or an 'Amy'?
Paige could've been three hundred times more interesting in 2001 or so.
ReplyDeleteHeh, Byron better stop making the goggly eyes at Kevin Dunn's woman.
ReplyDelete20 min HHH promo
ReplyDeleteYeah, when's the last time somebody's used baby oil? Whatever happened to that trend?
ReplyDeleteFinally getting around to Bound for Glory?
ReplyDeleteMan, last night was so glorious. I bet they were burning those shirts.
ReplyDeleteI miss the Emma Dance :\
ReplyDeleteThat first HITC is so damn good. I wish that show was about to start right now instead of what we're about to watch.
ReplyDeleteWhat other place is this airing that they're promoting the Network? Is this also on Youtube or some shit?
ReplyDeleteWasn't Bo Dallas over and like, a threat in NXT?
ReplyDeleteGlad that the WWE took care of that once he was called up to the main show.
WWE needs to hire Don West. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteYeah and on the app free of charge.
ReplyDeleteThe 6-man HIAC doesn't get the props it deserves.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, a video package reminding us of other, better Hells in a Cell
ReplyDeleteThese By the Numbers videos make sense for the Royal Rumble. Do we need it for everything?
ReplyDeleteHe was also actually getting some heat during his winning streak before they jobbed him out.
ReplyDeleteOOOH! I think I'll watch that tomorrow at work.
ReplyDeleteWe watched that last night for kicks in the Saturday live thread. Yeah I would probably rather watch that than this, too.
ReplyDeleteSo, this is my first HIAC. What makes the, uh, "apparatus/structure" different than a regular cage? Is it just because it's not flush against the ropes?
ReplyDelete47...the number of times Abeyance says "yep" in a RAW thread.
ReplyDelete57483 - the number of profanities muttered under her breath by Beth Phoenix when wrestling the Bellas.
ReplyDeletewut
ReplyDeleteYeah it's got a roof and stuff
So there's going to be absolutely no blood tonight, right?
ReplyDeleteand a roof.
ReplyDeleteI love that match so much. So damn much!
ReplyDeleteEvening, gentlemen. (and any ladies in the room(
ReplyDeleteThat's so far under the actual number.
ReplyDeleteyup.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Wow.
ReplyDeleteProbably not. Non-violent, non-bloody cage matches suck.
ReplyDeleteI know. I really don't belong here.
ReplyDeleteThey gotta let Rollins or Ambrose tap one. Even if only "accidentally"
ReplyDeleteHe's in a program with Mark Henry and has beaten him multiple times, by fluke sure but it's not like he's being buried Adam Rose style.
ReplyDeleteThe six way Hell in a Cell match was fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteUnless a Diva has her period, I'm gonna say no.
ReplyDeleteThey're more overcast than anything/
ReplyDeleteY2J getting his own MWN episode? Running out of material?
ReplyDeleteHave they had a match go over 3 minutes yet?
ReplyDeleteJericho gets his own Monday Night War chapter? Have they done Sting yet?
ReplyDeleteSubmission hold would have helped that gimmick unbelievably.
ReplyDeleteHe has stopped recently. THe only person who says "yep" now is that tryhard weirdo DanimalCrossing.
ReplyDeleteOn the flip side, the makers of the horror movie "The Devil's Playground" could have a lawsuit on their hands if WWE keeps using that term to shill Hell In A Cell.
ReplyDeleteYou can stay, just turn your jaded snark factor up to 11, you'll fit in fine
ReplyDeleteHas Rock?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with being a newbie. I'm just surprised.
ReplyDeleteYeah I definitely downplayed it. There's 187 minutes in the average episode of RAW. It has to be at least 90.
ReplyDeleteEh, I just never shelled out for a PPV.
ReplyDeleteHas HHH?
ReplyDeleteSo when did FirstRow turn into absolute unwatchable shit? Ads everywhere and no stream to be found.
ReplyDeleteIt's on the floor and not the ring apron, plus it has a roof.
ReplyDeleteLol, these guys are fucking up their own self-fellating doc series. Tremendous.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched the product in a month, but here are my predictions:
ReplyDelete- Orton
- Ambrose
- AJ
- The Bad Bella
- Ziggler (they can't help job Cesaro).
- Sheamus (they shouldn't job him to Miz... they should job no one to Miz)
- Rhodes Brothers
- Rusev.
sport lemon dot tv
ReplyDeleteIt was Jericho watching the DX invasion on monitors in the back that turned the tides in the MNWs
ReplyDeleteHi! Daylight Savings has completely screwed up my ability to work out when this starts.
ReplyDeleteHas it started yet? Is it in an hour? A half hour? Thank-you on behalf of all British people and our shitty teeth.
NOW!
ReplyDeleteYou have one minute.
ReplyDeleteI'm ppv only now and I'm sure I haven't missed anything worth watching.
ReplyDeletehahahaha like ladies hang out here.
ReplyDeleteStarting...now.
ReplyDeleteWell, after I and some other people bitched at him for using the live thread like an AIM chat window, he knocked it off and started to change the way he posts.
ReplyDeleteI'm like Professor Zoom, trying to make the Flash a better hero.
Malware warning.
ReplyDeleteNope.
It has never been explained why they still won't use blood capsules. It's not like anyone's ever going to catch Hep. C from those.
ReplyDeleteOr the Network? Or watched a YouTube/Daily Motion video?
ReplyDelete