Are these guys insane, or is this the greatest troll ever?
http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/10/a-pro-wrestling-company-based-on-fox-news-is-happening-and-needs-awful-awful-writers/
Who in their right mind would agree to write six months of storylines for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?
Isn't Fox News+wrestling already what WWE is?
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ReplyDeleteWE THE PURPLE *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
No.
ReplyDeleteHope that helped.
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ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would agree to write six months of storylines
for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?"
Insert TNA joke here.
...no, not Vince Russo.
It was rhetorical.
ReplyDeleteRochester Represent!
ReplyDelete"Who in their right mind would agree to write six months of storylines for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?"
ReplyDelete"Baker...paging Jesse Baker..."
Good to see Jesse Baker is trying to live his dream!
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I lost about seven IQ points just reading that.
ReplyDeleteIt took fifteen years, but we've finally topped Heroes of Wrestling.
ReplyDeleteReally hoping TNA survives. And that Jarrett's able to succeed with Global.
ReplyDeleteRD Reynolds has no doubt already written 90 percent of "The Life and Death of TNA" and is just eagerly awaiting to finish it for an early 2015 publication.
ReplyDeleteThe same kind of person that would write for The Huffington Post for free?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can get the donald/Rosie and Barack/Hillary rematches.
ReplyDelete.....it's wrong that I kinda want to see this, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThought I read Bakers name in the article as well.
ReplyDeleteThe WWE took a potential monster and turned him into the Funkasaurus. He teases a bad-ass heel turn in NXT...and then gets let go.
ReplyDelete...only to turn up in TNA as a comedy sidekick of a weaselly heel.
Shut your whore mouth. Farva was the doctor. Jessie is Joran van der Sloot using an alias from Peruvian prison.
ReplyDeleteYou?
ReplyDeleteIt's wrestling, you left decency at the door years ago......
ReplyDeleteWhich sadly means I kind of want to see this as well.
Seriously tho, "Bear wearing Suit"=money.
ReplyDeleteAll the perfectly sane people who fantasy book every day for free are laughing at the thought.
ReplyDeleteUproxx is anathema to my browser but someone said Rochester? That's good because it likely means a job for my buddy Supercop Dick Justice.
No he hasn't
ReplyDelete...fantasy bookers are sane?
ReplyDeleteHavok's boobs - A+
ReplyDeleteAs dumb as that all sounds, the gimmicks are still better than 90% of the stuff that WWE comes up with.
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