Hello Scott, I have been thinking about this, discussing it with people, and I
have a crazy idea how WWE can turn around their declining business. I know it
sounds unusual, and probably not the kind of thing the Creative Team would do,
but just hear me out.
Instead of pushing HHH's and Stephanie's friends, or guys that are related to
The Rock, WWE should watch and see who the WWE Universe(what we old-timers
used to call "the fans") are reacting to. Push the people the WWE Universe
want to see, rather than the guys who HHH is frotting.
Another bizarre idea is this: if some young Action Soap Opera Pure
Entertainment Superstar starts getting a good reaction from the WWE Universe,
DON'T cut the legs out from under him, and have him go on a lengthy losing
streak. No, if the guy is getting a strong reaction, take that as something
positive, and try and build something, and potentially money-making, out of
that genuine reaction.
Do you think this could work?
have a crazy idea how WWE can turn around their declining business. I know it
sounds unusual, and probably not the kind of thing the Creative Team would do,
but just hear me out.
Instead of pushing HHH's and Stephanie's friends, or guys that are related to
The Rock, WWE should watch and see who the WWE Universe(what we old-timers
used to call "the fans") are reacting to. Push the people the WWE Universe
want to see, rather than the guys who HHH is frotting.
Another bizarre idea is this: if some young Action Soap Opera Pure
Entertainment Superstar starts getting a good reaction from the WWE Universe,
DON'T cut the legs out from under him, and have him go on a lengthy losing
streak. No, if the guy is getting a strong reaction, take that as something
positive, and try and build something, and potentially money-making, out of
that genuine reaction.
Do you think this could work?
Only if the writers are allowed to do a wrestling wedding or two in there somewhere to keep them occupied.
Could've done without the sarcastic explanation of fans.
ReplyDeleteSomething else they've never tried:
ReplyDeleteAn African American with the top title in the WWE.
The rampant sarcasm has become a real issue in emails lately.
ReplyDeleteThat'll put butts in the seats.
ReplyDeleteWe've gone from critiquing every small aspect of the product, to critiquing every small aspect of the criticism of the product. Where do we go from here?
ReplyDeletePointlessly Critiquing Avatars. Yours has too much green in the middle of it. Makes me ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't hate on a wrestling wedding, honestly. They're usually pretty fun.
ReplyDeleteHere's a fun fact! The green is the grounds of Harvard University, as part of my honeymoon across America! That's American Green!
ReplyDeleteThis plan is clearly not what's best for business. What's best for business is to take the top title away from someone who can't defend it, and give it to someone who can but rarely does.
ReplyDeleteI think more crew cuts and black trunks would help. No wrestling in t shirts. Whatever happened to the days of the jacked mid carder like Warlord? Just because steroids went out of style for a bit doesn't mean that the kids aren't clamoring for chiseled physiques.
ReplyDeleteThat's just stupid talk.
ReplyDeleteHave a DX reunion. HHH as champ, X-pac as joint US/IC title holder and New Age Outlaws as tag champs. That'd get them jumpstarted!
I sense much snark and sarcasm and bitterness in that e-mail.
ReplyDeleteThe smark is strong in that one.
ReplyDeleteDwayne doesn't count?
ReplyDeleteNow I'm hearing the musical episode of Buffy in my head.
ReplyDeleteActually, on the Canadian show Off the Record in 1999, he said he prefers to be known as "The first WWF champion of color". Because "African American" would devalue his samoan heritage.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! A fine thing to have happen.
ReplyDeleteSo...he doesn't count, by his own statement.
ReplyDeleteGee, what an original solution! It must have taken the OP FOREVER to come up with this plan!
ReplyDeleteI shall call him BLUE CHIPPER and he'll like it!
ReplyDeleteThat would be correct, sir!
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure Lashley was on the fast track , before he decided to "Pull a Lesnar".
Best thing to come out of the Blog all week!
ReplyDeleteJust wait till his follow up e-mail. TURN CENA HEEL!!
ReplyDeleteNeeded more written out gasps.
ReplyDeleteAfter that, I expect he'll try and rebook the Invasion, before we get into a critical discussion about the merits of the Montreal Screwjob.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan, is he A+?
ReplyDeleteIf I could get 15 mins alone with Vkm, I would say something like this.
ReplyDeleteFor about a minute.
I'd spend the rest of the time asking him about his biggest regrets.
The answer is more Bellas.
ReplyDeleteAt this point, do we then start talking about whether Randy Savage deflowered Stephanie, or is that the point where we start making more Bret Hart "Tear in My Eye" jokes? I always get confused at that point in the batting order.
ReplyDeleteSettle down, Spud.
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