Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
I'm doing this early because it's date night, which turned into double date night and we're going to the Leafs-Lightning hockey game. How romantic!
Anyway it's the final RAW of 2014. I don't know if these are special or not, I don't remember any of them. So use the board to bitch about Roman Reigns' push and how much he sucks and you hate him, etc. etc.
I want to do something leading up to the Rumble but we went through all the previous Rumbles last year. So any suggestions would be appreciated.
As for TV tonight beyond RAW
Three Bowl Games (Liberty Bowl should be over by the time this is posted but the Clemson-Oklahoma and Arkansas-Texas game sound like fun, non-offensive matchups)
Six NBA Games (Houston-Washington looks like the best)
A shit-ton of NHL Games, I think 11 (Go Lightning!)
As for some non-sports those of you that like old, classic movies might want to check out Houseboat on Turner Classic tonight. The plot is worthless but it's Sophia Loren in the late 50s and she was very beautiful.
I'm doing this early because it's date night, which turned into double date night and we're going to the Leafs-Lightning hockey game. How romantic!
Anyway it's the final RAW of 2014. I don't know if these are special or not, I don't remember any of them. So use the board to bitch about Roman Reigns' push and how much he sucks and you hate him, etc. etc.
I want to do something leading up to the Rumble but we went through all the previous Rumbles last year. So any suggestions would be appreciated.
As for TV tonight beyond RAW
Three Bowl Games (Liberty Bowl should be over by the time this is posted but the Clemson-Oklahoma and Arkansas-Texas game sound like fun, non-offensive matchups)
Six NBA Games (Houston-Washington looks like the best)
A shit-ton of NHL Games, I think 11 (Go Lightning!)
As for some non-sports those of you that like old, classic movies might want to check out Houseboat on Turner Classic tonight. The plot is worthless but it's Sophia Loren in the late 50s and she was very beautiful.
Odds of Bone Thugz N Harmony showing up to perform 'Crossroads' on Raw tonight:
ReplyDelete4/10
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ReplyDeleteThey're back on tour so ya never know!
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan to make a "big announcement" tonight.
ReplyDeletea) Entering the Rumble
or
b) Retiring due to injury
Place your bets now!
Odds of me going find that song on YouTube in the next five minutes: 100%
ReplyDeleteNot watched for quite some time, really can't take DB emotionally retiring nooooo
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM
ReplyDeleteAnd done.
I had a gig shooting for them earlier this year in NYC. Was never really a fan of their music, but they gave a great show.
ReplyDeleteOdds that Bryan is just confronting Brie about her actions recently?
ReplyDeleteI dug that song. I put it on a mix tape.
ReplyDeleteI really Nashed my way through work today.
ReplyDeleteHaven't watched much Raw this year, but if Bryan were to retire I'd happily not watch any of the main shows for a good while. Can't help feel it would have a consequence with the live crowds too.
ReplyDeleteBryan announcing he's ready for the Rumble! AMAZING!!' Roman who?
ReplyDeleteMan named Jack Daniels names son Jim Beam
ReplyDeletehttp://mashable.com/2014/12/29/jack-daniels-jim-beam-baby-name/
You beat your kid through work?
ReplyDeleteThe one tiny silver lining (sort of) is that there's a natural replacement for him just waiting in NXT for the call to head to the main roster.
ReplyDeleteIn the same way Punk's meltdown resulted in a good spot for Bryan, Bryan retiring could open a door for Sami Zayn.
That said, I would love to see the two of them in the main event in a couple of years time! ;)
What did you tear?
ReplyDeleteSo Bryan is retiring huh?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to take a moment to give a shout out to my single parent co-worker who rather than take a vacation day because school was out brought her (10ish year old) kid to work and made her help her out. Achievement Unlocked: Parenting You Are Doing It Right
ReplyDeleteDBry finally admits that it was he who blew up Vince's limo in 2007.
ReplyDeletei always loved "Bring your child to work day" My mom worked in a Casino and my dad worked in a Liquor Store. So it was always fun.
ReplyDeleteWasn't that Paul London?
ReplyDeleteYou ascended to an executive position and helped tank the company?
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't be saying that if the kid ran through the server rack and knocked over all the servers, SANs, FWs, switches, etc.
ReplyDeleteI can see how it would be... this lady works in the benefits department of an office and had the kid filing and shit.
ReplyDeleteNo, no I wouldn't. Further proof she is doing it right.
ReplyDeleteMy dad was Marine Corps, my first take your kid to work day he had me watch guys throw grenades, I never wanted to go back to school.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks! My dad and I would play catch with paper towel rolls in the wine section....it's how you build grace under pressure.
ReplyDeleteNope, but I don't rule out using controlled force against him if he ever gets drunk and disorderly with me as an adult.
ReplyDeleteMy shoulder is a bit sore.
ReplyDeletePsh, I wish!
ReplyDeleteSon, you want to watch shit blow up or learn about isosceles triangles?
ReplyDeletehow's your hair?
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I wasn't really paying attention at the time.
ReplyDeleteIt needs a cut.
ReplyDeletemaybe bryan is the new permament gm
ReplyDeleteI thought you worked at a strip club..
ReplyDeleteHow was Episode 3?
ReplyDeleteYour friend at work tased an upcoming sales person, and you took credit for the sale?
ReplyDeleteStripping wires to better connect them to servers club!
ReplyDeleteyou are starring in magic mike 2?
ReplyDeleteUh no... you must think I'm Jerome... I'm Jamal.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there... though I am well past the point of my career where I have to wire stuff.
ReplyDeleteTrue story our director of corporate networks doesn't know the color sequence for terminating a CAT5 cable.
Bryan: "I'm going to UFC!!"
ReplyDeleteWhat a faggot!
ReplyDeleteEdgy
ReplyDeleteCrap, fairly cryptic tweet and they usually don't start Rumble builds til 1st Raw of new year.
ReplyDeleteNeither do I. Just look it up and print it out if there's a need.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE will buy him a drink and make a joke about his name when he grows up.. ensuring his son will become an alcoholic.
ReplyDeleteI'll show you edgy when I repeatedly get you close to cumming and then back off. Ha. Got you so good.
ReplyDeleteGod I hope not. His last turn at bat was mind numbingly boring.
ReplyDeleteI don't like happy Marv as much as pre-engagement cynical Marv.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bit disgusting yeah.
ReplyDeleteLike you have to ask. You of all people know how episode 3 was!
ReplyDeleteYou're in an interesting mood.
ReplyDeleteOne more person asks me "So when are you guys getting pregnant?" and I'll throw a Fitta/Caliber/Meekin/Worst/Gunther/Elvy/Chan level meltdown.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously, what the fuck we haven't even gotten married yet, baby talk ALREADY?!
4/10
ReplyDeleteSo how is the nursery coming along?
ReplyDelete...yeah? That's how it goes.
ReplyDeleteSo when do you think it'll happen? A year? 2? 3?
Predictions if Daniel Bryan retires tonight:
ReplyDelete1) Nikki Bella (whichever one is his wife) will turn face
2) Roman Reigns will be one of the main people in the ring to greet him.
3) HHH will be the last person to say goodbye and get all the attention :ahem: I mean honor Bryan. (See Edge's Raw goodbye)
4) Bryan will also endorse Christian to be a main eventer (continuing the tradition of superstars futilely pushing Christian when they leave).
Getting high and looking forward to a night with all my most cherished posters in what will surely be a great Raw thread!
ReplyDeleteWho's with me?
Eh, while they were doing a "let's be solemn and pretend Vince is really dead" whole roster thing, London was standing with a goofy grin on his face, was pretty much signing his firing papers with it
ReplyDeleteI doubt Bryan will retire fully, he is far too over not to be made into some kind of on screen character if he can't wrestle.
ReplyDeleteAs he ever tried announcing?
You should have added "and NAME OF POSTER" after "most favorite posters" that joke never gets old.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine waiting 2 years for THAT cliffhanger?
ReplyDeleteSome of the the stuff they do in S3:E1 was taken directly from real life with the conspiracy theories and stuff, you'll see what I mean when you get there.
5) Cena will be present to leech some heat.
ReplyDeletechange christian to his tag team buddy kane
ReplyDeleteI am DYING to watch the next episode but my brother fell asleep watching this one so we have to rewatch the whole thing. Normally I wouldn't mind because it's an amazing episode but God I want to see what happens! I don't understand any of it!
ReplyDeleteBryan pulls off a mask and reveals himself to be CM Punk all along.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I aren't even engaged yet and we're already hearing it.
ReplyDeleteSure, I'm in. You're totally in my top 3 posters.. Except that I don't really do that.
ReplyDeleteBrie is with Bryan, Nikki with Cena.
ReplyDeleteLol Chokelahoma is getting destroyed
ReplyDeleteBut then they'd think I didn't like them or something, I don't want that. I want this to be a welcoming safe environment.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be as successful as Punk!
ReplyDeletewhen I was with my ex-wife, we started hearing about it as soon as we got back from the honeymoon
ReplyDelete...who are you?
ReplyDeleteBryan announces his retirement but Tyson Kidd jumps in front of him to take all his applause
ReplyDeleteIs Nikki still with Cena? I thought they broke up.
ReplyDeleteI just want you to finish so I can bore you with one of my 2,800 word monologues about what I really think is going on in the series.
ReplyDeleteChokelahoma... I see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteDid Bone Thugs n Harmony have any hits other than Crossroads?
ReplyDeleteI was always reasonably into rap during that time frame, but I don't know thing one about them.
I can't wait because I have about 2,800 words worth of questions!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think endorsing Christian when they leave is in every WWE contract.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised oklahoma hasn't gotten rid of stoops yet. They haven't won a national title like in a decade.
ReplyDeleteNotorious Thugs featuring Biggie is pretty sweet
ReplyDeleteOr did you...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U
I was thinking about that... not knocking up your GF something else... are there any other grandkids on either side? Is that why there is so much pressure?
ReplyDeleteDid Bryan ever end up getting TJ surgery? Can't remember now and he didn't look like he was recovering from surgery when he was guest gm'ing
ReplyDeleteWasn't the last one when they beat FSU in 2001?
ReplyDeleteDude think about it, always being negative isn't really going to make anything better. If we kept a sunny disposition maybe things would pick up!
ReplyDeleteyeah i think 13-2 if i remember correctly on the score
ReplyDeleteYou know who should get TJ surgery? Jobber. That boy be TJ'ing all day.
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse is they are always out by early November.
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't dramatic chimpunk or whatever I am going to bang your wife
ReplyDelete..what?
ReplyDelete...I don't think I can be here anymore...
ReplyDeleteActually, we don't get any questions about it from our parents. Her sister has three kids of her own and a stepdaughter. And my sister has two kids, too. It's mostly aunts, uncles and cousins.
ReplyDeleteClemson could still collapse in the second half.
ReplyDelete- Delusional OU fan
When people tell you "Happy New Year" tell them, "How about just Happy? Because that's what every day should be!"
ReplyDeleteChipmunk, squirrel, (shrug). Close enough for government work.
ReplyDeleteThey should have RVD come out yelling "I'm going to KFC" before Punk's first fight
ReplyDeleteDid Marv get repackaged into Brand New Marv or something?
ReplyDeleteExactly... they are all just glorified rats.
ReplyDeleteFirst of Tha Month, Foe Da Love of $
ReplyDeleteIn other words you're Bruce Wayne and they keep chanting "THIS IS AWESOME, AWESOME. THIS IS AWESOME, AWESOME." hoping you join them in the pit for eternity.
ReplyDelete1st of the month was huge here, I think I heard that one before Crossroads but don't remember. Look into my eyes was big also and Notorious also.
ReplyDeleteReally? Nothing for this? Tough thread.
ReplyDeleteA guy isn't allowed to be pleasant here? This is what I'm talking about. Negativity feeds on itself you see.
ReplyDeleteHey I do government work lol
ReplyDeleteIs it better than being trapped in the Pit of Despair? I wouldn't want a machine sucking years off of my life...
ReplyDeleteReally? Why do you hate freedom? Commie!
ReplyDeleteI'll be missing Raw tonight so the spoiler doesn't bother me. Is Bryan really retiring or is this an angle?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't get it.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, he was wearing a long sleeve shirt...
I almost want Bryan to retire for reals, only for Bad News Barrett to come out and give him some bad news.
ReplyDeleteThen followed by Bo Dallas telling Bryan to BOLIEVE!
No idea yet. He's just announced an announcement, could be an angle, retirement, return, anything.
ReplyDeleteI'd bet 90% of everything I own this becomes about the Bella's.
ReplyDeleteBryan can probably afford to retire because of the massive revenue brought in by #BRIEMODE merchandise.
ReplyDelete1st of tha month & Thuggish Ruggish BONE were the only ones that got a lot of airplay over here. They did that terrible tune with Phil Collins years later but I don't know if it was a hit or not (I think not).
ReplyDeleteApparently, Savage was the cream of the crop.
ReplyDeleteThe joke doesn't wok considering the huge amount of merch both he and Brie actually sell.
ReplyDeleteMaaaaarv!
ReplyDeleteHow did the proposal go, sir?
Who said it was a joke? #BRIEMODE 4 LIFE
ReplyDeleteMaybe Dustin can get his win back against El Torito tonight
ReplyDeleteI just played that, and it's not bad, but I don't recall it.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly it gets my 2 year old's seal of approval big time.
So we're all falling on the side of Bryan retiring? No secret Rumble entrance?
ReplyDeleteThat never happened.
ReplyDeleteShe said NOT IN MY HOUSE and spiked the ring on the carpet.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea, I just wanted to talk about #BRIEMODE
ReplyDeleteHe did rise to the top.
ReplyDeleteSo...not as well as hoped, then.
ReplyDeleteIt could be a Rumble return. or something completely different.
ReplyDeleteGentlemen... I am once again unable to do Raw. This time, I have come down with a medical emergency over the past weekend I'm still sleeping off. Enjoy your PG-free vacation.
ReplyDeleteI'll make up for it later this week if Scott allows me to. Got a Retro or two I can do.
Then don't get married! HEY-O!
ReplyDeleteas evidenced by that promo. Or, are we talking ascending to heaven?
ReplyDeleteNah everything went great other than the small heart murmur I developed between the words "will you" and "marry"
ReplyDeleteOutside of that it went perfectly.
If Daniel Bryan does retire tonight and leaves the company. Has he done enough to make the Hall Of fame?
ReplyDeleteHe'll never eat a pig because a pig is a cop
ReplyDeleteExcellent. Congratulations. :-)
ReplyDeleteIf Bryan is retiring, then in kayfabe, Kane ended his career. Which means that either Reigns or Cena will have to avenge him in a singles feud.
ReplyDeleteMawiage! Mawiage is what bwings us togehthah today!
ReplyDeleteBryan: "MY announcement is... you can sign up for the WWE Network for only $9.99!"
ReplyDeleteOf a fake sport chosen at the whims of a lunatic? Sure
ReplyDeleteIt happened but it was Christmas so we can safely ignore it. Like I'm ignoring Fandango beating Swagger
ReplyDeleteThanks man!
ReplyDeleteHoss, I understand when something like this happens we tend to black it out from our memories...
ReplyDeleteIf it was a real thing, no.
ReplyDeleteBut it's all a publicity/gimmick thing, so probably yes.
NEVER. HAPPENED.
ReplyDeleteNo "apparently" to it....at least in my mind. Savage was friggin' great at damn near every aspect of the business.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about? He was snapping into Slim Jims all the time. There's gotta be pork in there.
ReplyDeleteNo idea what you're on about.
I was referring to a promo that just aired on the network where he kept producing little containers of creamer.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's all Daniel this and Bryan that but you know what no one in this whole thread has mentioned? Their personal relationship with their lord and savior.
ReplyDeleteY'know sometimes we let the little things get in the way of the stuff that's really important.
That's a real pity.
Jump Around lyrics
ReplyDeleteA fired up Bobby Eaton should come out
ReplyDelete(if he ever got out of the hospital and it was 25 years ago)
I'm not sure there's any actual meat in Slim Jims.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were married? Cena did buy her that wonder set of tits, after all. And you really don't shell out for a gal to get a titjob if you're not in it for the long haul.
ReplyDeleteI think Eaton has to wheel an ECG machine around with him wherever he goes these days.
ReplyDeleteIgnoring what Marv just posted, if Bryan enters the Rumble, does Reigns get shit on for winning? I, personally, think a Bryan-Lesnar match is much more interesting than a Reigns-Lesnar match.
ReplyDeleteBullshit.
ReplyDeleteI am constantly thankful to the inventor of ice cream.
Cena and/or Huntor the Heat Vampire.
ReplyDeleteWell crap
ReplyDeleteI know Dude, I'm funnin' ya.
ReplyDeleteBut it hadn't been mentioned yet that's all.
ReplyDeleteThis blog could use some priority shuffling in a very real and positive way.
If this company lets Bryan wrestle in the Royal Rumble, they're fucking retarded. Unless the plan is to let Bryan win and challenge Brock at WrestleMania, at which point Hell freezes over. Thus, I fully expect Bryan to enter the Rumble and Reigns to win it still.
ReplyDeleteAlso, poor Neville; he's got no chance to succeed on the main roster. They reported earlier that his 'Mighty Mouse' character is akin to Crash Holly of sorts. He's already lost.
Maybe Bryan will admit he's been living a lie this whole time, and whip off his prosthetic mask to reveal....CM Punk! Who will then retire again.
ReplyDeletePretty sure my enthusiasm for ice cream is mentioned regularly.
ReplyDeleteTake your time, please.
ReplyDelete'Meat product' and 'cheese product' both have a special place reserved for them in Hell.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone other than Rollins mentioned Sting?
ReplyDelete*The Vigilante Sting
ReplyDeleteTake care of yourself, sir.
ReplyDeleteHow can you write off Neville's character all ready when we haven't even seen a viginette for it yet.
ReplyDeleteIf Bryan enters, he has to win.
ReplyDeleteHe easily passes the Koko B. Ware test, though. A U.S. title reign, a lengthy tag team championship reign, Money in the Bank winner, World Heavyweight Champion, 2x WWE Champion, WWE World Heavyweight Champion, clean wins over John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista? That's a Hall of Fame career, even in its relative brevity.
ReplyDeleteReigns is getting shit on regardless me thinks. They can't be stupid enough to think throwing Bryan into that mix would be a positive
ReplyDeleteOnce he meets JFK, Jr. he will no longer be a vigilante.
ReplyDeleteYou know who has aged really well? Aunt Becky from Full House.
ReplyDeleteI'll be the judge of that.
ReplyDeleteOfficial prediction for the hashtag they beat us over the head with:
ReplyDelete#HappyNewBeard
Are you talking about Jesus or weed?
ReplyDelete...goddammit...
ReplyDeleteWell being that all Canadians know each other you could just call Dave Coulier and have him set up a meeting.
ReplyDeleteOh shit...Big Show in diapers again...
ReplyDeleteLet is wash over you like a stone in a river...
ReplyDeleteIf this happens, I will blame you.
ReplyDeleteTwo words: Crash Holly.
ReplyDeleteThat woman is ridiculous and always has been.
ReplyDelete"I'm getting MY Bella big fake tits as well! And you can see the operation LIVE only on the WWE network!
ReplyDeleteHow else will we be able to talk about Daniel Bryan's return?
ReplyDeleteIf Bryan enters at 1-5 and gets eliminated after 30+minutes by a Heel the fans want to see him feud with, such as Rollins. Then the fans should still accept a different face winner.
ReplyDeleteThe main issue last year is everyone was waiting for Bryan to come out and when he didn't at 30, everyone in the ring was shit on .
We're the second largest country in the world with a low population. We don't actually intermingle all that much.
ReplyDeleteShe does look hot though, so you're right about something.
Yeah... other than a change in hair and fashion she looks basically the same as she did in "Rad"
ReplyDeleteSantino dropping the accent is kind of like seeing Kevin Smith actually speak outside the Silent Bob thing for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMaybe scott keith could set up the meeting
ReplyDeleteUm. Words?
ReplyDeleteDude....did you see the pic of Kevin without his beard?
ReplyDeleteSo fucking weird....and man does he look like every jersey shithead ever.
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/28/1028-kevin-smith-facebook-3.jpg
Get better Andy!
ReplyDeleteonline reports that someone was reminded on Crash Holly for part of his character, is hardly enough to write off a wrestler. You could argue that the small underdog who backs down from nobody was also the gimmick of Rey Mysterio.
ReplyDeleteHappyNewBeard is words!
ReplyDeleteDoes he know Aunt Becky?
ReplyDelete