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Monday Night Open Mic

By Corey
Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

On the thread about the best Wrestlemania builds, I put in my vote for Wrestlemania III and mentioned Hogan and Piper having a "go home" promo where they sort of buried their own personal hatchet. As a promo it was nothing groundbreaking but it was very symbolic and as a young mark seeing the two mortal enemies bury the hatchet without some bullshit hug fest was great. Someone asked for the link to that promo and I found it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21tink_wwf-superstars-1987-piper-s-pit-with-hulk-hogan_sport

BTW, Piper and Hogan did a bunch of coked-out market-based promos for tag matches in 1992 that are hilarious if you want to look those up.

And tonight's TV schedule:

RAW

No Monday night Football so the NBA has 11 games with Houston-Chicago, Oklahoma City-Golden State and Washington-New Orleans leading the bunch.

One NHL Game: San Jose vs. Winnipeg (you idiot!)

Breaking Bad Mini Marathon on AMC!

New Episode of Gotham

Whatever else you want to watch!

My Rumble choice for tonight is...1998, Fairly run of the mill stuff but Rock does his best to hold things together until Austin enters and Marc Mero is funny in his Marvelous gimmick. Far too many members of Gang Warz though.

Comments

  1. Art VandelayJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    Right, Gotham tonight. Pretty excited actually. Be nice to catch up with ol Bullock.

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  2. Mr.SnrubJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:37 PM

    >World Junior Hockey Championship Gold Medal Game - Canada vs Russia


    Raw can go fuck right off.

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  3. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:41 PM

    Raw better have a good one tonight because next one is Oregon v THE ohio state university for the national title

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  4. Adam MooreJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:44 PM

    Eh, I don't think Raw being good or bad this week will make a big difference, honestly. That game next week is doing ahuge number, regardless.

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  5. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that tonight's Raw will be the worse episode of the year so far..

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  6. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:50 PM

    I will bet that the ambulance match will result in a shitty finish

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  7. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 4:51 PM

    Ambrose gets run over by the ambulance.

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  8. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:52 PM

    He has to change the ambulance's flat tire

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  9. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 4:52 PM

    Calling it now, his next feud will be with Kane.

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  10. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    The January NBA schedule reminds me of those 1994 Monday Night Raws

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  11. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    If they can't be compelled to give a shit until playoffs, neither can I.

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  12. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    Laird tunderin jeazus it's cold out there.

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  13. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    And windy too...My dog usually farts around when I put him out. Not today, 1 minute he's back on the porch barking to get back in.

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  14. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    I don't watch any nba until april

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  15. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    It was 6 today in Rochester.


    6.

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  16. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    It was 65 here yesterday but 50 today

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  17. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Feels like -23 here with the windchill. I'm not sure what that is in American.

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  18. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    -9F... not bad.

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  19. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    In the south it's cause for concern. Be safe

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  20. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    77 where I am

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  21. JasonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I remember seeing one of those Hogan/Piper tag matches back early '92 here in Pittsburgh. They teamed against Flair and Sid at what I think was only my second live event that I ever attended.

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  22. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Florida?

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  23. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Southern drivers plus one plow per city = trouble.

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  24. DavidJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Los angeles

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  25. Andy PGJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Well, folks, the news isn't good.

    The "medical emergency" I had a week ago was acute pancreatitis I've been given a prescription of stuff to keep it under control, but for now it means I'm missing another week of Raw. I'm sorry to be letting you down like this, guys. Hopefully I'll be back in the saddle soon.

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  26. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    I could have went to KOTR 98...but my friends were/are dipshits.

    Went to ECW in Erie once, my one friend got tossed for hitting Steve Corino with half a lemon.

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  27. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Who the fuck brings half a lemon to a wrestling show?

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  28. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Even better

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  29. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    No one, it was in the lemonades.

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  30. Pete LabozettaJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    I just finished watching NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9. I don't get all the appeal. I think I'm getting too old.

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  31. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Get better man

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  32. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    ...please tell me CNN's shown the Ebert documentary a few times already and I just missed it each time. I swear every time I have it on, they're promoting it for like 3 days from now but then I forget or it just never happens. Is Roger Ebert a sign of my dementia?

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  33. JasonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    I was at KOTR '98. My grandparents were awesome and surprised me with floor seats about 12 rows behind the commentary table.

    I still vividly remember the Foley/Taker match and many of us thought Foley was dead after that first dive.

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  34. JasonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    It debuted last night at 9pm eastern. You can find it online fairly easily as well.

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  35. JasonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    Get well soon!

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  36. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    Thanks, will just dl it then. The commercial they just aired for "this Friday" made it sound new again

    ReplyDelete
  37. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Around here it's law that you can't get on the road under certain conditions

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  38. MyronBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    I just finished watching TLC(S) 2014 and the matches were either overbooked or boring. The stairs match was the most pointless match I ever seen. The main event was well worked but that ending was plain awful. The thing that sticks out is that the announcing is just plain atrocious. Could somebody just call the action and analyze what's going on inside the ring instead of wasting time explaining backstories and motivations without any relation to what's going on inside the ring. They seem more concerned trying to sell a match that we are already watching than in calling the action. The announcers are awful, obnoxious, and unbearable. Even people like Sean Mooney and Lord Alfred Hayes at least attempted to call a wrestling match.

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  39. NightJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    What didn't you like about it?

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  40. JasonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    If it's like Blackfish, I'm sure they'll show it a lot. Showing these fairly recent documentaries is a lot better for their ratings than random news shows on what would otherwise be slow nights and they still fit fairly well within the CNN brand.

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  41. NightJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Tape it up and wrestle, dammit!

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  42. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    The worst thing about the whole PPV was... that it was just coming off the awesome NXT R-Evolution show and everyone backstage was said to be pumped and really motivated to out perform the developmental team.


    They came no-where close.

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  43. NightJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:25 PM

    That was hilarious. Like guys like Ryback, Kane, Rowan and Big Show could come anywhere near the workrate of some of the best guys in the world.

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  44. jobber123January 5, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    WOW! I'm watching the square on Netflix right now. They have footage of the protesters in Egypt being run over by tanks, and pictures of people flattened out by tanks but still alive, its horrifying. And then they have footage of inside the hospital with the secret police there trying to tell families they can't get an autopsy done and the hospital throwing out the police and trying to convince the families to do it because it was obvious they were run over by tanks and there needed to be a record. This shit is crazy.

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  45. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    They booked Ryback to go nearly 15 I think...WTF

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  46. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    Best wishes.

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  47. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    Anyone else has Stuart Scott burnout? I feel like such a jerk b/c I'm tired of hearing about him, but there has been no escape for the last 36 hours.

    ReplyDelete
  48. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    I'm thinking your health takes priority here, hoss. Not like this is a paying gig.

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  49. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    It will also be THE BEST!

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  50. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    Ambulance Match: Because WWE just doesn't get it.

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  51. jobber123January 5, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    I feel like Marv Cresto would love this movie because it basically shows some #occupy peeps getting a little early success and then getting horrifically beaten and killed into a dose of reality.

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  52. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    I missed the PPV.. and until I saw your post I had totally forgotten about it. Couldn't care less at this point.

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  53. jobber123January 5, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    Yup, I loved the guy, but I've heard enough.

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  54. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    How cold is it?

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  55. Art VandelayJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    I think that's a natural, very honest response. I watched one five-minute video on Sportscenter and I've stayed away from ESPN since. I don't blame them but my response when a death happens in the media is to acknowledge, celebrate and then move forward.

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  56. jobber123January 5, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Take care of your health condition and do exactly what your doctor tells you to.

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  57. MyronBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    I actually enjoyed the Ryback-Kane chairs match better than most but they could have taken time from that and the stairs match (really horrible match) and added it to the Swagger-Russev match, which had the outline of a good match but they were only given less than five minutes to do it in.

    The main event would have been better if Ambrose either missed his final leap from the ladder or if Wyatt blocked Ambrose's leap (probably safer) then pinned Ambrose. It would have told the story of how the babyface's desire to inflict punishment on his opponent cost him the match.

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  58. MyronBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    The show was up for free on some site so I decided to watch.

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  59. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Can someone please explain to me why White guys wear summer shorts with a winter coat when it's cold outside? I don't know about you but when my legs are cold, my whole body is cold..

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  60. Pete LabozettaJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    I don't think I really like the "NJPW style". It felt as though a lot of the matches (the opener especially, but I also felt it about the main event) were just guys performing risky moves because they look cool as opposed to fitting them into a story.


    It's not the first time I've watched recent NJPW and I had similar feelings in the past. I did like Ibushi/Nakamura as I felt everything they did had purpose, meaning and made sense. I also liked the match between the heavyweights just hitting the hell out of each other.

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  61. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    LOLZ

    Taken from NEWZ site:

    "The Paper Cutz comic producers have been informed by WWE that CM Punk must be removed from all future re-prints of the graphic novels that they have released with WWE Superstars and storylines.

    The issues with Punk in them are currently out of print but would still be available at some stores across the country. WWE told Paper Cutz that Punk must be edited out of the stories that he's in for any future re-prints.

    WWE does not have the rights to use Punk's name and image but having him edited out of a story seems like a big move, similar to having him edited off an old pay-per-view DVD. No word yet on which Superstar will be replacing Punk in the Paper Cutz comics."


    /thievery


    The second storyline had CM Punk ALL OVER IT, which was weird, since it was printed LONG after CM Punk left. That should be fun.

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  62. jobber123January 5, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Holy shit the cops gassed a hospital, wow lol

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  63. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    I don't give a shit! Clap! Clap! Clap, Clap, Clap! I don't give a shit! Clap! Clap! Clap, Clap, Clap!

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  64. Rorschach1980January 5, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    Might have to give that a watch. Netflix has been on fire with the documentaries lately, They uploaded quite a few episodes of Frontline, and as I'd never watched the show before, I was struck by how damn good, and indeed, how horrific, some of their documentaries were. The Ebola/Boko Haram episode in particular was hard to watch, but very well done.

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  65. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    So odds are 1-1000000000000000000000000000000000000 that RAW opens with a 20 minute Authority promo

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  66. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    I will usually seek PPVs out using completely legal alternatives, but this time I didn't even bother.

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  67. Thomas GreeneJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    Get well soon- there's some Z-Packs waiting for you.

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  68. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN_uK-11CJk

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  69. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Not familiar with the comics so who knows if he's already in, but they should replace him with Ryback...even better if Ryback's already in it and just have two Rybacks

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  70. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Nope. I'm betting it will be THIRTY minutes long. They have to rub in in our faces, and they will seek revenge on guys like Ziggler and bring them out one at a time.

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  71. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    -40 with the wind chill over here.

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  72. Rorschach1980January 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Hoping the Ducks take it. Enough with Ohio State,

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  73. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    A little low...

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  74. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    I cannot speak for my people on this one... but me personally, my legs don't get that cold. I'll wear shorts and sandals in the wintertime to play volleyball, but have a fleece coat on.


    Now how come black guys are such fast runners, but the slowest fucking walkers?

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  75. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Zigger is going to have to get his jobbing boots on tonight

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  76. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    We want Grumpy Cat! We want Grumpy Cat!

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  77. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Does he ever take them off?

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  78. MyronBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Good call. The only matches really worth watching is the opener Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Harper, and the main event, Ambrose vs. Wyatt, which was really good until that groan-inducing ending.

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  79. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Touche

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  80. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    I know Ryback was used in the first arc, can't remember if he made an appearance in the big Punk-centric second arc, though.

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  81. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Odds on a handicap match: 3-1

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  82. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    You'd run fast too if the cops were chasing you..

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  83. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    Sorry, I'm sitting tonight out. As bad as shit is, I don't need to watch something that will upset me, and I'd rather watch Love Boat reruns than a Triple H promo.

    ReplyDelete
  84. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    What about Love Boat reruns starring Tugboat?

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  85. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    Yeah you're right:


    Cena - Handicap match with Seth Rollins, Joey Mercury, Jamie Noble IN THIS VERY RING


    Ziggler - The DEMON KANE!!!


    Rowan - THE BIG SHOW! NO HOLDS BARRED!


    Daniel Bryan - You're still a B+ player! You're entering the Royal Rumble #1!


    And don't think we forgot about you, THE VIGILANTE STING!

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  86. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    I just got a tingle in my special place...

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  87. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    Because guys who wear shorts are douchenozzles?


    #PastyWhiteThighs4Ever

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  88. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Don't worry everyone! RAW is saved! Booker T is doing commentary!!

    Shucky ducky, indeed.

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  89. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Quack, quack, mother fucker!

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  90. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    *Gunshot*

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  91. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    Why do I have such an ominous shitty feeling heading into Raw?

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  92. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Muscle memory.

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  93. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    "What da hell?"

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  94. WWF1987January 5, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Waiters traded to Thunder. Cavs acquire JR Smith. Reggie Jackson possibly to Knicks.

    ReplyDelete
  95. WWF1987January 5, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Shumpert to Cavs as well.

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  96. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    The end of last week's episode does not bode well for this week or next. The only saving grace is we're building to the Rumble and D-Bry is back.

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  97. NightJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    It's scary how realistic your predictions are.

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  98. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    I'm with you, brother. This story that they've been leaking about a "big angle" the first Monday of January is totally going to end up being HHH vs. Sting, staring at each other(!!!) and I'm really not feeling that.

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  99. daveschletJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Mr. October to the Knicks?! He might be able to save them.

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  100. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Grab a Z-Pak and walk it off.

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  101. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Get ready to restart Daniel Bryan vs. The Authority!

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  102. JohnPetukaJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    WAT DA HAYELL is up with your spelling of that phrase?

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  103. Rorschach1980January 5, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Are they gonna give him an on-screen girlfriend? Paige perhaps? So that he can truly be emasculated when Kane beats the shit out of him and Cena has to save his 'lil buddy', and promptly runs off with his girl.

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  104. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Same.

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  105. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Larry Sanders does not want to play basketball anymore.

    ReplyDelete
  106. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Sure to be lots of D-Bry losing to Kane and Show via shenanigans!

    ReplyDelete
  107. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    Because the WWE is a fountain of suck?

    ReplyDelete
  108. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    He was a pretty good talk show host. He should go back to doing that.

    ReplyDelete
  109. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    Hey now!

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  110. Rorschach1980January 5, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    Sure to be lots of Stephanie McMahon towering over Bryan, breathing like a horse through her nostrils. FUN.

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  111. Art VandelayJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    I haven't seen the show but I've felt a bit the same way. I watched some of the recent G-1 climax shows and I liked individual matches here and there but in small doses. Watching entire shows I don't enjoy as much.

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  112. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    Apparently, the Rosebuds don't understand the word "pose."

    Kitten girl has one helluva rack though.

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  113. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    JR Smith to the Cavs is hilarious

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  114. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    I don't want to watch wrestling anymore.

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  115. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    Happy about that. Not so much JR

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  116. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    I read that earlier.


    He'll be changing his tune once he uses up a million or so in a month.

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  117. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    Glass half full kind of guy?

    ReplyDelete
  118. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    Well, off to write BoD RAW. Will be popping in periodically.

    ReplyDelete
  119. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    Hate my fucking job. This was one of those days where I was fighting the urge to quit just about every moment I was there.


    #BillsToPay

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  120. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    I really wanted to make this joke.

    ReplyDelete
  121. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    #HOSSAPPROVED
    #POSTEROFTHEYEAR

    ReplyDelete
  122. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    Biff. New Title. Hookers. Make. It. Happen.

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  123. WWF1987January 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    One head case for another.

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  124. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    The glass is there. It has some stuff in it.


    Honestly, I typed that before I remembered that Trips and Stephanie were back, and as soon as I remembered that, I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.


    I'll agree with your earlier assessment.

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  125. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    BoD Hookers and Blow Championship?

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  126. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    LeBron shooting him death stares is going to be hilarious

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  127. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Please let Laughing Sting know I'm not interested.

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  128. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    They actually got worse by trading Waiters. Remarkable

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  129. foeaminuteJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Erry day, homie. Chase your dreams.

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  130. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Last word by Dean tonight will be "CLEAR!"

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  131. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    They act like a team that's tanking

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  132. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    I heard he has a plan but I don't know what will happen next.


    HINT HINT

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  133. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Or, "oops".

    ReplyDelete
  134. Rorschach1980January 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Yuuuuuuup.

    ReplyDelete
  135. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Will somebody PLEASE stop "Man in the Mirror" from playing??

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  136. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Ambulance will explode Vince's limo style.

    ReplyDelete
  137. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Who in their right mind trades for JR Smith to get better?

    ReplyDelete
  138. Jackson SmithJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Then. Now. Undoing Two Months Because Fuck You, That's Why.

    ReplyDelete
  139. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    I'm looking for that man

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  140. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    He's asking me to change my ways.

    ReplyDelete
  141. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Man, it's gonna happen.


    Opening promo is being setup...

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  142. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    I really have an itch to change things up, but not exactly in the mood to go back to school and already pretty degreed short of a phd hunt.

    ReplyDelete
  143. Jackson SmithJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    LULZ reminder of Cena saying "nobody wanted him to get to the top" last week

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  144. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    It's really hard to get invested in anything when you know they're just going to do that.

    ReplyDelete
  145. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    The ultimate burial.

    ReplyDelete
  146. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    Man. I had a horrible fucking nightmare last week. I dreams we got THE AUTHORITY back in a really forced, abrupt way.


    :: watching Raw intro ::


    fuck.

    ReplyDelete
  147. JamesJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    Over/Under on the opening promo: 25.5 minutes

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  148. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    Fucker keeps trying to take my ice cream.

    ReplyDelete
  149. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    WWE, we only remember storylines when it apples to people we like.

    ReplyDelete
  150. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    I hope Ziggles and their entire SS team pounds the dogfuck out of Cena...but the odds of that are less than no 20 minute Authority promo.

    ReplyDelete
  151. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    I thought you were going to say that you got locked in the Ice Cream Deprivation Chamber with nothing but Yanni music and unflavored low-fat frozen yogurt.

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  152. X-ManJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    Predictions for tonight??


    30 Minute Promo from the Authority.
    The Authority booking revenge matches.
    Backstage segments with the Authority getting their asses kissed.

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  153. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    OMG full intro!

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  154. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    ..random but if THIS is how they turn Cena heel, are we placated or repulsed because it's done to keep HHH and friends front and center?

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  155. Fear 2 StopJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    See, if I was Cena, I'd be all like 'Psyche', pull Edge out, and run like fuck.

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  156. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    First time in a year we get the intro?

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  157. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Shit.


    I'd tear out my own throat with my thumbnail.

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  158. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    And pyro?

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  159. WiffleBatJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Is that "wrestlers shouting" intro a new thing? I don't remember seeing it before.

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  160. Jackson SmithJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Ziggler really could be a great Ventura "He's Right, You Know" Heel out of Cena the backbone-less puss.

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  161. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Oh wow, this is the first time I've seen the RAW intro in forever... when did it change to this Tonight's the Night crap?

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  162. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    -23.

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  163. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    This is why you're here and not there.

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  164. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    That's hell I just described.

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  165. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Seriously, they're ALWAYS in Corpus Christy, TX.

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  166. WiffleBatJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Darren Young!

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  167. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    New Day sighting.

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  168. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Interesting...you're going to be able to stream ESPN for $20 a month.

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  169. Jackson SmithJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    LOL, all the faces are going to officially let Cena off the hook in public so don't you dare blame him, fans.

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  170. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    *facepalm*


    Cena leading anything is just bad story telling.

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  171. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    fucccccccccck

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  172. PATRICKisLEGENDJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Darren Young looks different... way less gay.

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  173. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Winnipeg?

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  174. Brian_BaylessJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Yet they never have RAW in Boston anymore.

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  175. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Raw 1000.

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  176. FestqJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Yeah they are... It's not that great a crowd if I remember...

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  177. Fear 2 StopJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    That, and I don't own anything yellow

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  178. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Seems legit.

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  179. WWF1987January 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Why didn't these guys do this last year?

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  180. MickJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    holy crap what is this crap?

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  181. Devin HarrisJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    So, are the cable people ok with this? Isn't this why people were pissed at Vince?

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  182. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Over.

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  183. Curtis WilliamsJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    They cheer for anything WWE wants them to?

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  184. MickJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    and why would the heels care? This is terrible hot garbage.

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  185. Koko B. FlairJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    What up Darren Young!

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  186. Fuji ViceJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    I like Sin Cara front and center getting maximum face time

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  187. ProjectBlueJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    "But then I did it, ain't I great? Wait, what was I talking about? LINE"

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  188. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Goddammit, John. You didn't hav-


    oh, fuck it. Never mind. Babble on, CenaMan.

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  189. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    He's slowly looking like Justin Gabriel.

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  190. WiffleBatJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Adam Rose earnestly and solemnly sucking his lollipop there.

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  191. Jackson SmithJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Haha, that's a good explanation for "why didn't Cena just kick these dorks' asses like he's done over and over and over?"

    Not.

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  192. Mister_E_MahnJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Behold the king!

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  193. Fear 2 StopJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    So....why doesn't everybody in the ring attack HHH at once, and put him out once and for all.

    Oh, logic and all that

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  194. Koko B. FlairJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    I like the idea that not every heel is pro-Authority

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  195. Bruce ChungJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    He might get injured from that.

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  196. MrJustinBJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Ontario. About 8 hours away from Winnipeg.

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  197. MickJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    And how the hell did Sin Cara get a spot behind Cena?

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  198. BonesJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    I guess only Dish will offer it..

    http://gizmodo.com/you-can-now-stream-espn-on-the-web-for-20-a-month-1677531245/+kylenw

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  199. Koko B. FlairJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    Adam Rose sucking a lollipop in the background like he doesn't care was funny.

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  200. Mug O'HossJanuary 5, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    Or a desire to be forbidden from using an ice pack.

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