I was pulling for Meng, who was locked into quite a battle with the surprisingly powerful Terry Funk. But, in the end, the Blog of Doom said that even these titans were no match for the most fearsome gladiator of all.
Congratulations to Norman Smiley, the greatest WCW Hardcore Warrior of all time!
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/02/19/meng-stories-of-the-scariest-man-in-the-history-of-wrestling/
ReplyDeleteLongest thighs in the world
ReplyDeleteFinal results:
ReplyDelete1. 308 Norman Smiley
2. 191 Meng
3. 134 Terry Funk
4. 72 Bam Bam Bigelow
5. 52 Lance Storm
6. 35 Eric Bischoff
7. 27 Crowbar
8. 11 Carl Ouellet
9. 6 Big Vito
9. 6 Brian Knobbs
11. 4 Shane Helms
11. 4 Johnny the Bull
11. 4 Reno
14. 2 Shannon Moore
15. 1 Even Karagias
I'm surprised more bookers didn't use Meng to their advantage. If I was booker I'd make Meng my #2 guy.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck are the 4 people that voted for Reno? Jesus Christ...
ReplyDeleteMe I voted for Funk but I can live with Smiley taking the win. I can't believe how lopsided the voting was though.
Norman?
ReplyDeleteI think he would have been a huge star in the territory days a la Abdullah. Come in and be a monster for 3 or 4-months then move on to another place.
ReplyDeleteForget Adam Bomb...Meng looked like an actual atomic bomb!
ReplyDeleteNot Meng? The guy tore Mike Barr's eye out of the socket and then popped it back in. You can't get more bad-ass than that.
ReplyDeleteMeng helped smarten me up as a young fan, because he doesn't look like anyone should be able to beat him in an actual fight, which meant he had to be letting guys pin him, which meant it had to be a worked sport.
ReplyDeleteYou can call it the Norman Conquest.
ReplyDelete*Does the Big Wiggle at work to celebrate.*
ReplyDelete*Gets e-mail from HR.*
I still say Reno had one of THE WORST finishers ever. It looked like he should have knocked himself out not his opponent every time.
ReplyDeleteSweet! I voted for Mister Norman SmiLay!
ReplyDeleteI demand a recount!
ReplyDeleteIt's cool to see that Evan Karagias is a reader of the BOD, though!
ReplyDeleteI mean, I assume that's who voted for him.
Was he looking for a sharingan?
ReplyDeleteHere you go:
ReplyDelete1. 308 Norman Smiley
2. 191 Meng
3. 134 Terry Funk
4. 72 Bam Bam Bigelow
5. 52 Lance Storm
6. 35 Eric Bischoff
7. 27 Crowbar
8. 11 Carl Ouellet
9. 6 Big Vito
9. 6 Brian Knobbs
11. 4 Shane Helms
11. 4 Johnny the Bull
11. 4 Reno
14. 2 Shannon Moore
15. 1 Even Karagias
I liked it.
ReplyDeleteMore Stacy.
ReplyDeleteNEVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE!
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