On tap for tonight:
There are 5 games in the NBA tonight, with two of them on TNT. At 8pm EST the Houston Rockets face the Phoenix Suns while at 10:30pm EST the Denver Nuggets go up against the Los Angeles Lakers.
In the NHL there are 9 games on the schedule with the New York Rangers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs at 7:30pm EST on the NHL Network.
College Basketball has several Nationally televised games with #1 Kentucky vs. LSU currently underway on ESPN.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
There are 5 games in the NBA tonight, with two of them on TNT. At 8pm EST the Houston Rockets face the Phoenix Suns while at 10:30pm EST the Denver Nuggets go up against the Los Angeles Lakers.
In the NHL there are 9 games on the schedule with the New York Rangers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs at 7:30pm EST on the NHL Network.
College Basketball has several Nationally televised games with #1 Kentucky vs. LSU currently underway on ESPN.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
Good evening. I've been playing SR3 non-stop, that thing is GTA on acid.
ReplyDeleteVictory lap for Jon Stewart, he's leaving at the end of the year. End of an era.
ReplyDeleteDamnit Bayless, I had just gotten discussion going about Stewart leaving in the other thread.
ReplyDeleteBill Carter's book about all of this is going to be awesome
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda sad. He was an institution.
ReplyDeleteWonder who his replacement will be.
IYH:RotT! Feel free to join in! A
ReplyDeleteHaving spent a good portion of the day watching college women's gymnastics, two things do not get old:
ReplyDeleteA) Floor exercise (read: 20 year olds in one pieces writhing on the ground)
B) botching landings and landing on their asses. Every time that happens, I pretend Flair and Bulldog are just off-camera
"Oh God! Oh God!"
"Fell on his arse! Fell right on his fucking arse!"
I had to cover high school gymnastics once and it was uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteWas Austin ever on time for a show? No wonder Patterson is pissed.
ReplyDeleteHe's a rebel!!!
ReplyDeleteFloor exercise is cool, but uneven bars is where it's at.
ReplyDeleteRare is the video that features an unsung part of that segment, during the outro - Jesse Ventura twisting the knife even deeper by laughing his ass off while saying "what a shocking debut by The Shockmaster."
ReplyDeleteJR: "I'm surprised you can't put a sentence together sometimes"
ReplyDeleteVince: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
What's gonna happen to Rollins after the nude pic fiasco?
ReplyDeleteProbably nothing. He's Triple H's boy.
ReplyDeleteNothing. He's in the clear
ReplyDeleteDoesn't seem like anything will. WWE is taking his side with the he got hacked story.
ReplyDeleteHe's got good connects, he's fine.
ReplyDeleteThinking about starting a game of TEW set in 1991 and set it up like WWE bought WCW back then and did a brand split. Just to see what it would look like.
ReplyDeleteDifferent fantasy booking idea...
ReplyDelete"Big Show! Kane! I need you to step up while Rollins does his penance."
ReplyDelete- Vince
But his girlfriend posted nude pictures of him, and it's not his fault. He was hacked.
ReplyDeleteI will not disagree
ReplyDeleteBetween Rollins' dick and Bryan and Brie practicing the pullout method, it's just been a Hell of a week.
ReplyDeleteYeah whole bullpen is bummed right now
ReplyDeleteWhat in the Blue Hell did I miss this past weekend?!
ReplyDeleteRotT: So that was a particularly dumb Dusty pin.
ReplyDeleteWait, what? (Regarding the second thing)
ReplyDeleteGood ole Total Divas!
ReplyDeleteTotal Divas. I hope it was a bullshit fake reality TV show angle, because that's gross. lol
ReplyDeleteI suspect Vince chuckled about it so everything is okay.
ReplyDeleteHe's lucky it didn't happen today after that RAW rating dropped.
I'm going to miss having dumb news clips and then cut to Stewart's face and him cursing repeat 200 times.
ReplyDeleteYeah but it still doesn't look good on a family-friendly show. If Rollins made the error himself, someone has to take the bullet.
ReplyDeleteAAAAGGHH
ReplyDeletehttp://media.giphy.com/media/owbp1CzIuv8Ig/giphy.gif
RotT: Lucky watchers! We get two shitty finishes in one LoD match!
ReplyDeleteThis match is not so good. In guessing it's because of LOD.
ReplyDeleteYou're guessing correctly.
ReplyDeleteUnless HBO is forking out serious money I would assume John Oliver would get the nod. I enjoyed him as the fill-in while Stewart was directing Rosewater
ReplyDeleteSomeone lower down the ladder woulda got straight-up fired. But everyone seems to be laughing this off. Well, except for Rollins...
ReplyDeleteOMG it's the Owen/Davey bathroom PPV!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat was the deal with P.S. and the ridiculous bolo ties?
ReplyDeleteWhat? He's under contract to HBO
ReplyDeleteNo way is Oliver going from HBO to Comedy Central. That's a demotion.
ReplyDeleteI would pay ALL OF THE MONEY to find out what Pillman whispered to Sunny.
ReplyDeleteWolfie D looks like he smoked ALL the crack tonight.
ReplyDeleteNothing. I'm sure either Vince or Steph or HHH or all 3 gave him a colossal bitching out, but that will be the end of it. It's just a dick shot.
ReplyDeleteI think Oliver is staying. He's building a following, there's a TV-MA level of freedom, and his show's format without ads or daily guests means he can do more in-depth longform segments on specific issues that need attention (like the Qatar WC labor issue). He's got a nice gig they're not gonna pull him from
ReplyDeleteYeah, "looks like"...
ReplyDeleteYea, John Oliver can't just be like: Guys, I want to go back to Comedy Central. Good day!
ReplyDeleteAnd man is Last Week Tonight beyond insufferable based on my facebook feed.
Considering Stewart was banking $25 million/annually...I seriously doubt it's a demotion.
ReplyDeleteHey can one of UK BoD buddies tell me what a rizzle (think I spelled it right) is?
ReplyDeleteWeird to see Rock NOT tearing into Kelly and calling him a hermaphrodite.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like they would give Oliver that much money to come over.
ReplyDeleteHe can't just leave HBO when he's under contract.
ReplyDeleteARMDRAG!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat world do you guys live in? He can leave. It's called a buyout.
ReplyDeleteHBO would never give him 20% of that.
ReplyDeleteIn case I spelled it wrong the context was I was talking about going over to someones house and they said "Just bring some rizzlers"? Da fuq are rizzlers?
ReplyDeleteNot the delusional world that you seem to live in.
ReplyDeleteThis is stupid since John Oliver's not leaving.
ReplyDeleteRotT: Savio did a cool heel kick in the corner and flipping out of the ring and landing on his feet. Why didn't he do that as a face?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know? He's probably making some good coin at HBO. They don't cheap out on their programming.
ReplyDeleteI would have asked but it's the hot chick that works on the floor above me so I didn't want to let on I didn't know what they were. I'm just assuming its a UK thing because she has an english accent. Anyone know what that shit is?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of one time I was watching Nitro and my mom was in the room (she hates wrestling) and Goldberg showed up at about 9:30 in a Corvette to a huge pop. She's like "I wish people would react like that if showed up late for work unannounced, I'd probably get fired". She had a point.
ReplyDelete"Drop the zero and get with the hero."
ReplyDeleteDammit TimeandtheRani spend more on time on this blog so you can answer my non specific questions that may or may not be about your country.
ReplyDeleteCondoms exist for a reason Brie & Bryan.
ReplyDeleteWorked for Vanilla Ice
ReplyDeleteIf only someone invented a search engine that tells you everything.
ReplyDeleteThey also suck.
ReplyDeleteRizlers are Fag (Cigarette) skins
ReplyDeleteGoing to watch the Blue Meanie & Jasmin St. Clair shoot for my recap this Thursday. I might drop a preview or two. Hopefully there is some gold in this shoot.
ReplyDeleteFuck those things. Do they even use them in Brazil?
ReplyDeleteRotT: The crowd does not give a shit at all about either Rocky or Savio.
ReplyDeleteJohn makes $2 million for his show at HBO. For one episode a week when his show is in season.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't want Jon Stewart's hours for The Daily Show. Feels like it could be a bit of a grind.
That jumping roundhouse kick was SWEET
ReplyDeletecigarette skins?
ReplyDeleteWhat's gross about pulling out, exactly?
ReplyDeleteThe one where he lands outside the ring?
ReplyDelete"NUPTIALS TURN TO NAPALM!"
ReplyDeleteI miss Vince opening the PPVs screaming.
When you roll your own
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing rolling papers.
ReplyDeleteI already tired googling them, I got too many answers, and urban dictionary was no help either.
ReplyDeleteThe one he just busted out in the middle of the ring. The corner one also ruled.
ReplyDeleteYep
ReplyDeleteOf course people use it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wrestlezone.com/news/551057-wwe-reaction-seth-rollins-nude-photos
ReplyDeleteOh this is just BEGGING to be made into part of the storyline.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...gotcha
ReplyDeleteIt's like why was he not doing this shit as a face?
ReplyDeleteThanks dude
ReplyDeleteIn the real world of entertainment contracts are bought out all the time.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was that patch of skin between your balls and your asshole.
ReplyDeleteRon Simmons aged 10 years between 1997-2000.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this time, Sid Justice turns on Hulk and Power Bombs him to hell. I'll let you guys know in 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteKnock up the girl.
ReplyDeleteIs WWF UK Rampage 1991 or Battle Royal at Albert Hall 1991 on the Network?
ReplyDeleteTaint, the word you're looking for is taint. Or grundle
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you party with PG13.
ReplyDeleteI won't use one with a chick I'm even halfway seriously dating. One I'm MARRIED to? Fuck. That.
ReplyDeleteCondoms exist so you don't the clap from nasty skanks. And if that's an issue you probably shouldn't be fucking her in the first place.
Right?! That shit would've got him over. Spinny and jumpy stuff will always pop a crowd.
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteTime stamp?
ReplyDeleteHEART PUNCH~!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn. I can't find Rampage 1991 anywhere.
ReplyDeleteSuch bullshit because they would air both on WWE 24/7 all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd the way he landed outside the ring could so easy lead to fired up babyface!!
ReplyDeleteHe did. It's one of my few memories of him. He once did it on a RAW battle royal and accidentally eliminated himself.
ReplyDelete32:00 for me.
ReplyDeleteI always say "FILL ER UP"
ReplyDelete32:10 for me.
ReplyDeletePulling out is gross? You never gave a chick a facial?
ReplyDeleteI slowed down so I'm like five seconds behind.
ReplyDeleteSo was Ricky Steamboat in WWE 91 kinda like Samba Simba? They just refused to acknowledge his prior history?
ReplyDeleteThanks,
ReplyDeleteThe pill?
ReplyDeleteJust saying...
Yeah. He was THE DRAGON!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's gimmick infringement, Ahmed.
ReplyDeleteDidn't realize PG13 was still with these guy
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Ahmed's even using words.
ReplyDeleteSo weird.
ReplyDeleteSo HBO, who sunk a bunch of money to launch his show, which is successful and becoming very popular, especially among the demographic they want to court, is just going to let him walk to Comedy Central after John Oliver pays them an undetermined amount of money?
ReplyDeleteAlso, why would John Oliver even want to go back? HBO is flush with cash.
I marked out for those little wiggers for some reason.
ReplyDelete"What?"-- Me, to Ahmed
ReplyDeleteI heard "black ass" and that's about it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he met David Simon?
ReplyDeleteRock looks better and 43 than he did at 25.
ReplyDeleteShamrock looks stoned as shit on the comp.
ReplyDeleteOh my god greatest segment ever contender!
ReplyDeleteIf I could made my ears deaf to certain frequencies the music of Lilly Allen would definitely be the first one.
ReplyDeleteAgain, "looks like"...
ReplyDeleteWell I don't.
ReplyDeletelol, Ricky goes for a monkey flip on Warlord, and just throws and bumps himself off him. Steamboat is literally wrestling with himself.
ReplyDeleteRizlas are rolling papers for tobacco...come in different sizes with silver rizlers being the thinnest papers
ReplyDeleteI love the individual looks on Owen and Davey's faces as they leave the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteThe look on Owen's face was amazing. Like, Oscar-worthy.
ReplyDeleteAA said he pretty much stopped going to the gym at the tail end of his WCW run
ReplyDeleteDavey's was gold too.
ReplyDeleteI think she was talking about weed though but yeah, I had never known this so I guess you really do learn something new everyday.
ReplyDeleteWell, without this shit, we don't get the Outlaws
ReplyDeleteYou'd think the guy with the camera and Taker shirt was the one with Down syndrome, but it was actually the two broads singing along with Roadie.
ReplyDeleteRoad Dogg put a lot of effort into that entrance for absolutely NO reaction.
ReplyDeleteI could do without ESPN playing Nelly for their their NCAA ads. Or anyone anyone ever playing Nelly ever.
ReplyDeleteAnd would Gwen Stefani just fucking DIE already, please? Jesus fuck her "music" is annoying.
Gotta start somewhere
ReplyDeleteThere also known as sheets...silver is the common used around my area for smokers
ReplyDeleteROCKABILLY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy only real problem with Lilly Allen is that my gf plays that crap all the time but I legit hate no doubt. Fuck that band, fuck that singer, and frankly fuck those fans too. (Or at least the ones over 12)
ReplyDeleteRockabilly is even lamer than Roadie
ReplyDeleteThat's not a rockabilly look. Would it have killed Billy to watch a Stray Cats video or two?
ReplyDeleteHe put less effort into this than Greg Valentine did.
ReplyDeleteRemember when NXT had an awesome show at Takeover: R:Evolution and the backstage reports said that the main roster is going to start working harder and will try to outdo the NXT show with their PPV that weekend. That PPV was TLC! LOL.
ReplyDeleteRhythm and Blues Greg Valentine was hilarious.
ReplyDelete"YOU'RE A GOOF!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteGood luck to then with fast lane as tnrw card is stacked
ReplyDeleteI have now idea who Lilly Allen is. Don't post a link, I won't click on because I don't care.
ReplyDeleteNo Doubt was fucking awful, and she's even worse. She made me hate Bush on principle, and I really liked that band.
I have to imagine that morale is in the toilet now. Even the shoots from guys who have just left said the same thing and the pay scale for the Network is such shit from the WWE. They should have told them the day it happened.
ReplyDeleteI'll give the Dogg this: he put effort into every bit of showbiz bullshit. I wish he'd put half that effort into wrestling.
ReplyDelete...then again every single one of his brothers can wrestle circles around Brian to this day (including Brad) and Brian made more money than any of them. What a dumb industry.
Who guts up and sues, I wonder.
ReplyDeleteAwesome 3 star six man. This show is awesome.
ReplyDeleteShelton Benjamin.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I would hate to work for a company that can't answer me clearly how much I am being paid and says that I can be promoted if I work hard, but only promotes the boss' sons friends.
ReplyDeleteJust some girl singer, not even hot or anything. I guess her gimmick is that she's English and drops f bombs or something
ReplyDeleteStill better than a company that pays you in food stamps.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, every black wrestler gets a huge "shut up" check from Vince just to be safe.
ReplyDeleteOn the minus side, so does Michael Hayes :(
I finally watched last week's It's Always Sunny. Tremendous episode. I wondered what Charlie was doing with that chair the entire episode and the ending was perfect. A+ effort from Frank for trying to paint on shoes and a shirt, too.
ReplyDeleteBrian Williams got six months.
ReplyDeleteKing supports Bret! That had to be a pretty big deal in 97
ReplyDeleteAlso slutty, is part of the gimmick.
ReplyDeleteSo is today 9/11 for liberals who can't think for themselves?
ReplyDeleteHow much am I going to get paid this month
ReplyDeleteNo, see I don't give guarantees, just opportunities.
*quits on the spot*
Ah crap what did my people do now?
ReplyDeleteLost me at not even hot.
ReplyDeleteShould've gotten fired.
ReplyDeleteJon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show.
ReplyDeleteThis crowd is so dead...
ReplyDeleteLol TBH if she was hot you probably would have heard of her!
ReplyDeleteI love Brian Williams so I'm biased. Love that NBC picked now to announce it
ReplyDeleteI really have come to fucking hate the term "liberal".
ReplyDeleteOh. He's awful. I like John Oliver a lot. He's actually funny and he'll get in-depth.
ReplyDeleteWhat time are you guys on for revenge of the Taker?
ReplyDeletePeople use it too liberally.
ReplyDeleteIn prison? What for?
ReplyDeleteAlready in! 49:08
ReplyDeleteWell played.
ReplyDeleteSuspended
ReplyDeleteThen can we take the guys who made the bullshit Kerry Swift boat story to help Bush get more votes and tie them to a tree while ants eat their faces?
ReplyDeleteThanks. Love me some horrible jokes.
ReplyDeleteWhat the media calls hot and what I do are usually 2 totally different things.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think they should hire Jon Stewart to host the RAW after show on the network.
ReplyDeleteWe know. You're a TNA fan
ReplyDeleteAustin's righteous anger is fantastic here.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember this doofus interviewer.
ReplyDeleteWho is that and what's on his head?
ReplyDeleteThe NBC guy? For 6 months? Why? And why not just can him?
ReplyDeleteWho is Lance Wright?
ReplyDeleteSo here is how I'm gonna have the PPVs set for the brand split:
ReplyDeleteJan: WWF Royal Rumble
Feb: WCW SuperBrawl
March: WWF WrestleMania
April: WCW WrestleWar
May: WWF King of the Ring
June: WCW Great American Bash
July: WWF SummerSlam
August: WCW Bash at the Beach
Sept: WWF show
Oct: WCW Halloween Havoc
Nov: WWF Survivor Series
Dec: WCW Starrcade
I think the TV shows will end up being Raw and WCW Saturday Night. No idea who is going where yet.
Well in this case the media is correct for not making her out to be hot (although maybe they do in England).
ReplyDeleteAgain, well played.
ReplyDeleteI'd swap uncensored for Wrestlemania and Armageddon for Starrcade
ReplyDeleteYou would.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering that for a long time. Think he had something to do with ECW, but I don't remember him.
ReplyDelete