WWE.com RAW Preview
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-03-16/five-point-preview-27189287
New WWE Tag Team Developing?
Tyler Breeze and Bo Dallas have been teaming up at house shows recently and have started to go by the name of "BoBreeze."
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0315/591382/new-name-for-bo-dallas-and-tyler-breeze/
AAA Rey de Reyes Show Postponed
The show, which was supposed to be held yesterday, was postponed due to heavy rain. The show was going to be held in an outdoor venue and will now happen tonight in a new indoor venue. This show is also the return to Mexico for Rey Mysterio.
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/41647-rey-de-reyes-postponed-due-to-storm
Also, check out the "Great WrestleMania Re-Book Series" over at Place to be Nation as they re-book WrestleMania XIX. Click on the link below and give that a view.
http://placetobenation.com/the-great-wrestlemania-re-book-wrestlemania-xix/
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-03-16/five-point-preview-27189287
New WWE Tag Team Developing?
Tyler Breeze and Bo Dallas have been teaming up at house shows recently and have started to go by the name of "BoBreeze."
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0315/591382/new-name-for-bo-dallas-and-tyler-breeze/
AAA Rey de Reyes Show Postponed
The show, which was supposed to be held yesterday, was postponed due to heavy rain. The show was going to be held in an outdoor venue and will now happen tonight in a new indoor venue. This show is also the return to Mexico for Rey Mysterio.
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/41647-rey-de-reyes-postponed-due-to-storm
Also, check out the "Great WrestleMania Re-Book Series" over at Place to be Nation as they re-book WrestleMania XIX. Click on the link below and give that a view.
http://placetobenation.com/the-great-wrestlemania-re-book-wrestlemania-xix/
BoBreeze? How many heads got together to come up with that?
ReplyDeleteWhy not team up Fandango and Breeze and call it FaBreeze?
ReplyDeleteCan we give them masks and be BoBreeze 1 and 2?
ReplyDeleteWhy not Dallas Breeze?
ReplyDeleteWho is writing this fucking copy? From the Raw preview:
ReplyDelete"Defending the United States from yet another verbal thrashing from
Rusev, a fired-up John Cena went after The Super Athlete with everything
he had Monday night, locking The Hero of the Russian Federation in the STF and refusing to release the hold."
"The Super Athlete was furious with The Ravishing Russian later that night, and she hasn’t been seen by the WWE Universe since.
Tom Phillips tried to get an answer from Rusev regarding Lana’s whereabouts
and the true nature of her relationship with Rusev Thursday night on the WWE App, but The Super Athlete refused to comment. Is there a rift between Lana and the United States Champion? If so, what effect will it have on Cena and Rusev’s clash at WrestleMania?"
The Super Athlete? The Ravishing Russian? What are the qualifications for being a WWE copy writer?
They're going to have her be "missing" like how Putin is "missing" right now.
ReplyDeleteBobby Lashley and Lash Leroux should form a tag team of disgruntled jazz drummers who try to channel their frustrations in the squared circle.
ReplyDeleteThey could be called Whiplash!!!
My guess is she's in Cleveland...with amnesia.
ReplyDeleteBecause they stink
ReplyDelete2.
ReplyDeleteVince hasn't gotten behind it yet to claim it as his own "genius"
I look at Rusev and the first thing I think of is how he's such a Super Athlete.
ReplyDeleteJohn Madden is upset saying that Will Ferrell's stunt with spring training was disrespectful.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ...it's a fun little thing that made people laugh during games that don't really matter. Lighten the fuck up.
People will bitch about everything nowadays.
ReplyDeleteFerrell also raised over $1 million for Stand Up to Cancer, so Madden can eat shit.
ReplyDeleteMadden talks about how it's a lack of respect for the game. That's the thing, you crusty old video game mascot...it's a GAME.
ReplyDeleteTheir finisher can be a Doomsday Device and they can call it "A Strong Breeze"
ReplyDeleteI thought it was quite clever. And for a great cause. Fuck madden.
ReplyDeleteRule No. 1 in terms of taking John Madden seriously: Don't.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, who gives a shit about being respectful of early spring training games. It's not like he did it during the World Series.
More importantly, it raised a lot of money for charity.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is she's filming a shitty WWE movie right now.
ReplyDeleteOh guess what? She is! And of course, it's during the biggest angle in her career to date. Smart move, WWE.
It's probably an unwritten rule of baseball that you can't have something funny in a Spring training game that is used to raise money for a good cause. Baseball players, on the whole, need to get over themselves.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good thing to get upset about -- ruining the integrity of Cactus League games. Fuck Madden.
ReplyDeleteThat movie is going to gross somewhere between $3 and $5...you have to take her off TV in the lead up to a Wrestlemania program with the biggest star in the company for that...
ReplyDeleteIf you insist on these stupid ass nicknames, then use them once and be done with it. Don't keep doing it over and over again, it just seems forced and amateurish.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, more #branding from the professionals at Stamford: "After weeks of labyrinthine diatribes and bold proclamations, Bray Wyatt finally got his response from The Undertaker, who accepted The
ReplyDeleteNew Face of Fear’s WrestleMania challenge on last week’s Raw by setting
Wyatt’s signature rocking chair ablaze in an eerie, supernatural
display. The Eater of Worlds seemed pleased with himself as he surveyed
the fiery destruction, having successfully drawn The Deadman from the shadows..."
Happy 3/16 JACKASSES
ReplyDeleteAnd that's the bottom line!
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouth of a more talented man, this might not sound too bad, but I can only read this shit in Michael Cole's voice and it's dreadful
ReplyDeleteCall Breeze and Dallas "TyBo" and have Xavier Woods ditch the New Day gimmick, wear a head-set, and act as a Billy Blanks-like Tae Bo instructor. As awful as it sounds it is still an improvement over the New Day or anything else those guys would be doing on the main roster.
ReplyDeleteTelling how there is zero news less than two weeks before Mania
ReplyDeleteI can't stand using multiple nicknames in a single paragraph. As Bobby said, it's forced and amateur.
ReplyDeleteIt's insane that in one year they can go from one of the most anticipated manias ever to this.
ReplyDeleteThis update does get me nostalgic for my favourite tag teams from my childhood: TitoMartel, ArnBlanchard and RickSteiner.
ReplyDeleteI amazed at myself for coming up with that Febreeze joke on no caffeine this morning.
ReplyDeleteAye, your one below too where Rusev is described as "Rusev", "The Hero of The RussiaN Federation" AND "The Super Athlete" in one article is horrendous.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Will Ferrell do?
ReplyDeleteBoBreeze? ... That's not even a thing, is it? I think the idea of sticking two names together is to be somewhat funny with it. But... That's isn't anything.
ReplyDeleteBoBreeze? Am I saying it wrong?
Their product is really shitty. I mean there is no other way to view it as anything else.
ReplyDeleteJust like when they took Ambrose off TV during his hot angle with Rollins and Orton off TV when "RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!" was hot.
ReplyDeleteCan you do any impressions? If so, who?
ReplyDeleteMine is the Nerdy Teenager from The Simpsons. I used to be able to do a good Hank Hill, too.
I've got a hell of a Morgan Freeman but only when saying "Mr. Wayne"
ReplyDeleteHoward Finkel, Marv Albert, The Rock (When he is yelling), Tom Brokaw,
ReplyDeleteMore shitty gimmick ideas:
ReplyDeleteSeeing how Brad Maddox returned to house show action this weekend and is void of talent, make him the Catchphrase Guy. He can just spout off a bunch of random catchphrases during interviews and backstage.
BoD Fantasy Hockey and Basketball playoffs starting today.
ReplyDeleteIt's genius!!! Bo...Breeze! LOL. Amazing! It's just so...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't get it, either. Would've been better off with Ty-Bo.
I can do a great impression of myself.
ReplyDeletePlayoffs? Are you kidd- playoffs? You wanna talk about playoffs?
ReplyDeleteMany heads, very few brain cells.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Bo Breeze Cleaning Service in Tampa. I hope they sue WWE for billions and put them out of business.
ReplyDelete411 ranked WrestleMania 18 higher than 22, 7, 8, 28, 13, and 25.
ReplyDeleteI'm on a warpath people.
I can do an impression of a functioning human being. But not often. I need my meds and a glass of wine or two.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I don't get who approves this shit.
ReplyDeletethey're using a goddamn random number generator
ReplyDeleteAw, Bayless beat me with the TyBo name. We totally should be writing this stuff. It's a travesty and tragedy that WWE hasn't hired you yet.
ReplyDeleteFor BoD Mania, I propose a triple threat match for the tag team championship. Whoever the champions are by that time vs. kbjone vs. Petuka. I will be the tag team champions. It's a triple threat, double handicap match between two ex-teammates. I think it's appropriately convoluted.
Is it really good "marketing" and "branding" to try and get over about a hundred dumb names and catchphrases at once?
ReplyDeleteEven a random number generator would be more logical than this, don't slag 'em off.
ReplyDeletefuck those RNGs and their chaos
ReplyDeleteThere were a lot of good vibes after that show. I'll put it above 22, 13, and maybe in a dead heat with 25.
ReplyDelete22 is underrated. That was the first 'Mania I had watched since 17 and I stood up and yelled when Triple H tapped. There was a lot of crap, but I loved Edge-Foley, MITB, and the Triple Threat.
ReplyDeleteI liked Brad Maddox.
ReplyDeleteAnother shitty gimmick idea:
ReplyDeleteCall up Bull Dempsey to the main roster, make him shave his body hair and give him a costume and half-mask and call him the Egg Man. Imagine him in a white Repo Man-like mask running around throwing eggs at people with those morons on commentary and their forced laughter?
Or if he refuses to shave, give him the gimmick of an unsanitary line cook and have JBL yell "That's gross, MAGGLE!" everytime Cole mentions his food.
13 has one of the best matches ever and a really good street fight. 25 has a greatest match ever contender and several other matches in the *** area.
ReplyDelete22 is an insanely fun show. I just watched it the other day and loved ALL of that shit.
18 has one big match in Rock/Hogan that I've honestly never cared for, a solid main, the best match is Taker/Flair and then just a bunch of Raw matches.
Since 2000 18 is probably only ahead of 29 for my least favorite Mania.
BoD Mania II is already planned out. An extra-long edition of BoD RAW will be posted tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat makes one of us I guess.
ReplyDeleteI watched 18 again the other day. Was bored for the vast majority of the show.
ReplyDeleteThey refuse to start the match until the crowd claps JUST LIKE THIS.
ReplyDeleteI liked the way Punk said his name.
ReplyDeleteIf he pauses for effect and maybe even mumbles "pause for effect" after each catchphrase attempt, he'd probably get over. I could see the dumbest catchphrase he can think of actually get over because wrestling fans are a cynical bunch.
ReplyDeleteIt's 411 though..
ReplyDeleteLet me have this.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Fine. *mopes* But at least put the triple threat, double handicap match in your back pocket for future plans.
ReplyDeleteI can do a goid enough Hank Hill/Tom Anderson and a solid Mr Burns.
ReplyDeleteBo Ty
ReplyDeleteI don't drink coffee, and that Febreeze joke was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw the tag name.
ReplyDeletePeter Griffin, Patrick Warburton, Bill Cosby, Ron Swanson... and Walken... but everybody has a Walken.
ReplyDeleteI just up and watched all of Season 1 of Arrested Development last night.
ReplyDeleteGoo Goo Ga Joob
ReplyDeleteThey should also make Summer Rae the valet for BoBreeze and retcon her as Tyler's sister. Then she can be Summer Breeze. That would make me feel fine.
ReplyDeleteSee, I feel like 13 and 25 are one match shows in many ways as perfect/great as those matches were.
ReplyDelete"Since 2000 18 is probably only ahead of 29 for my least favorite Mania."
That's only because of your irrational love of 27.
If only there was a I at the beginning of Dallas. The team could have then been called TyDi.
ReplyDeleteThat first idea is genius!
ReplyDeleteWWE really needs to take 4 jobbers and form a wacky stable based on The A-Team.
ReplyDeleteRey de Reyes postponed? Rock Star Gary's reviews aren't! Check out RSG's review of WCW Clash of the Champions XXXI either on Scott's board:
ReplyDeletehttp://rspwfaq.boards.net/thread/234/rock-star-reflects-clash-champions
or Danimal's blog:
http://www.danimalcrossing.com/?p=450
Enjoy!
The J-Team?
ReplyDeleteWhen I have a cold that has subsided, I can do an amazing Morgan Freeman.
ReplyDeleteBring back Hall of Famer Mr. T!
ReplyDeleteThen again, don't.
Every other sentence would be about his Mama.
ReplyDeleteWho would be the Walrus? (No, not John.)
ReplyDeleteI am continuing with the "asked and get booked initiative" Though.
ReplyDeleteMark or John?
ReplyDeleteThea Vidale probably is available...
ReplyDeleteMy love of 27 isn't irrational! It makes perfect sense to us. And we're happy. And \_0___/
ReplyDeleteShelton Benjamin and Mr. T related? I've seen worse.
ReplyDelete...Both
ReplyDeleteYeah, guys like R-Truth, Eric Rowan, Curtis Axel, and Zack Ryder aren't doing anything. We shall call them "TruthAxel Ro-Ryder"
ReplyDeleteOr just let him play Dr. Egg Maeruh I mean Robotnik.
ReplyDeleteBoBreeze: The fresh scent that smells like jobbers.
ReplyDeleteThe greatest song in the history of ever.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/RO6JiFztJdg
Wow, John Oliver WRECKED the NCAA this week.
ReplyDeleteI think you mean to say that it's "eggcellent"
ReplyDeleteI think there are few organizations that deserve it more than the NCAA does.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a scandal in college football/basketball every month. You'd think that would mean that someone would actually do something to prevent them, but the consequences are slaps on the wrist compared to the benefits
Zach Wheeler with a torn UCL for the Mets. Will get Tommy John.
ReplyDeleteThey're a bunch of greedy motherfuckers.
ReplyDeleteMan, I've never seen such a rash of pitchers getting torn up as much as I have in the past few years. Teams are not managing their players well.
ReplyDeleteLast year I had to deal with Harvey and now Wheeler.
ReplyDeleteThe Face of Fear? Run Bray, Meng is gonna be PISSED!
ReplyDeleteRight. A nine game suspension for a guy like Jim Boeheim is nothing, and Syracuse fans and supporters will just shrug their shoulders and justify his actions. By this time next year nobody will even remember it happened.
ReplyDeleteWhen hardly anything was done to address college football issues when Penn State was found to be COVERING-UP THE MOLESTATION OF CHILDREN, it was clear that nothing will change with the NCAA.
Jeez! They're dropping like flies already. I'd normally expect this news to emerge in, you know, early May!
ReplyDeletewell mega-posting to the BOD is stressful after all.
ReplyDeleteMy status as mega-poster is noted and appreciated.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it's not TEAM BoBreeze?
ReplyDeleteI do a pretty mean Harry Caray.
ReplyDelete"Hey everybody! 12 of my best friends just stopped by the booth...and they're all named Budweiser!"
Oy vey... Tyler Breeze/Miz makes so much more sense. Gah, he's probably screwed either way.
ReplyDeleteBut dude, like Joe Pa or something. He's a legend.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure their strategy of wailing on their shoulders and elbows with hammers all year is really a sound one, no.
ReplyDelete"The show, which was supposed to be held yesterday, was postponed due to heavy rain."
ReplyDeleteGood idea. That would be just asking for Rey to tear a patella. Never give the lil' guy an excuse.
Not every team name needs to be a portmanteau. I know Haminal and O'Learn were huge in the 80s, but come on.
ReplyDeleteMy wife has friends who went to Penn State that still insist the school did nothing wrong. Apparently even covering up child rape is excusable if it means you'll win more football games.
ReplyDeleteClassic WWE team names modernized: Janichaels, the Axe Smashers, Blancherson, The Valentine Cakes, The Dynamite Boys, NeidHart
ReplyDelete"Valentine Cakes" sounds like a great name for a burlesque theater
ReplyDeleteCome on! Don't you remember when Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart teamed up to form NEIDHART?
ReplyDeleteWait. What?
But..but he's got "Beef Mode" written on his tights!
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty good at getting punched in the face in OVW. I think he's alright.
Brunz Air, SiKamala, RoWers
ReplyDeleteYeah, and with Jimmy Hart they were JIM NEIDHART.
ReplyDeleteYeesh.
That said, the Beautiful Loverboys would not have been an awful name, just not nearly as good as Midnight Express.
I just made this joke, jerk!
ReplyDeleteI can't stay mad at a man with a lovely beard. We're good.
I think the biggest problem is that more often than not, the people who wind up getting punished aren't the people involved. When a scandal emerges, whether game oriented ala the USC deal a few years ago or more serious stuff like Penn State, the people who get popped are the present players who had nothing to do with the scandal via losing bowl eligibility and the reduction of scholarships.
ReplyDeleteComparatively coaches and the schools are hardly ever phased.
Or a Little Debbie treat.
ReplyDeleteDogg Ass
ReplyDeleteportmanteau? Million dollar words on a Monday morning?
ReplyDeleteNah, just thinking about watching some matches with Alex The Pug
ReplyDeleteI'm about halfway through this show and it's been damn good. The main has awesome written all over it. Styles vs Mundo 2/3 falls.
ReplyDeletehttp://store.rfvideonow.com/downloads/fwe-xix-hennigan-vs-styles-31115-brooklyn-ny/
Who else loves Mondays?!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for vacation next week.
The portmanteaus almost definitely seem like a Stephanie McMahon idea. Because that's what tabloids do with famous couples, you see!
ReplyDeleteEither that, or trying to recapture the lightning of JeriShow in the bottle because something as base as the name will surely do that on its own, amirite?
Bleauke, Martana, Big Amore...
ReplyDeleteWe just had a Five Guys open up in our city today! I just tweeted a complaint about their atrocious vegetarian options (literally: vegetable toppings with no burger on a bun / cheese sandwich)!
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of fitting how "Steve Austin Day" comes right before St. Patrick's Day lol
ReplyDeleteTyler Breeze is going to be called up? Leave the memories alone; it was fun while it lasted.
ReplyDeleteJeriShow's legend lives on, much like the Brothers of Destruction. By this I mean they are legends in Vince's mind only.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair coming up with teams who work together and have a hook is hard and smashing words together is easy.
Great point. But these coaches are untouchable for a variety of reasons, especially long-term ones who a cult of personality has been build around.
ReplyDeleteNot that Syracuse would, but imagine if the school decided to fire Boeheim. First, they would owe him a shitload of money. Second, fans and alum would go apeshit. Third, 90% of the media coverage would be "how could Syracuse do this?" as opposed to "Syracuse sets an example by getting rid of a cheater." Fourth, another school would snap him up in a heartbeat once the scandal blew over, or a TV network would hire him as an analyst.
Look at Tim Welsh -- former head coach of Providence, gets hired to coach Hofstra. One month later he's arrested for a DUI (he was found sleeping behind the wheel at a green traffic light) and resigned before he even coached a game. Not even a year later was an analyst for ESPNU (and his ESPN.com bio mysteriously ignores his Hofstra tenure). And he wasn't even a remarkable coach.
In my humble opinion, Five Guys is a tad overrated. I prefer In-N-Out Burger. I like the free peanuts though.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good way to finish off your Coors or Miller before St. Pat's.
ReplyDeleteIf you're drinking Coors or Miller on St. Patrick's Day, you're doing it wrong.
I don't think "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" is a place vegetarians would venture for cuisine.
ReplyDeleteAxe Smasher would be a bitchin' name for a finishing move. And Blancherson just sounds funny as Hell.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone is having a case of the Mondays.
ReplyDeleteHad In-N-Out for the first time in my life in Vegas last September. Best fast food burger I ever had. Agreed that 5G is overrated. A little to greasy for my liking.
ReplyDeleteI went to red lobster over the weekend... Wtf was with all the shellfish???
ReplyDeleteHappy 3:16
ReplyDeleteHey, even McDonalds has vegetable patties and such! I might look into legal action.
ReplyDeleteI just sent a Friendster message to Pizza Hut because they didn't have the chicken cordon bleu I wanted!
ReplyDelete"BoBreeze" doesn't fucking fit. It makes no sense. For a company that randomly injects 15 stupid nicknames into each piece of #content they produce, you'd think they'd understand that name portmanteaus 1) usually suck and 2) need to have some semblance of being a real word.
ReplyDeleteThe original planned card for WrestleMania XIX was Angle vs. Lesnar for the WWE Title, Austin vs. Triple H for the World Title, Hogan vs. McMahon and Rock vs. Goldberg.
ReplyDeleteThat attitude is everything that's wrong with society. "Someone or some business did something I disagree with, let me show my disapproval by suing them"
ReplyDeleteI'm aware you're kidding.
We need more classic tag team names. This nonsense with "Team ______" / Portmanteaus or just having people be billed by their names is kind of depressing. Look at the classic teams: they either had badass handles (Warriors, Bulldogs, Demolition, Outlaws, etc.) or made more innovative uses of the 'team' concept (Connection, Express, Foundation, etc.) As far as I can recall, the last really classic team that just went by the names of the two people in it was Edge & Christian.
ReplyDeleteShit, not in any American ones I've been to. Plus, their fries have beef drippings for "colour."
ReplyDeleteAll this talk of British vegetarians and their takeover of food leaves me wanting a delicious lamb korma.
ReplyDeleteYeah... that would've made some bank...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe March is already half-over. It feels like we just started this damn month.
ReplyDeleteFirst day on site and I don't know exactly how I'm feeling about the job.
ReplyDeleteOlanderson
ReplyDeleteI assume you're pursuing legal action against McDonald's. That veg patty is about as tasty as the receipt my cat is currently enjoying.
ReplyDeleteTakeover of food! All I desire is one decent veggie burger. It's not like you can't get a veggie pizza at Pizza Hut, or a burger at McDonalds.
ReplyDeleteClearly you forget the greatness that was T & A.
ReplyDeleteAustin 3:16 says I just whipped your butt with a distraction roll up finish.
ReplyDeletegonna sue everybody, buy a GOLDEN BOAT
ReplyDeleteRight?! I'm not petitioning for everyone to go veg, but one option would be nice.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. The ultra-rare team that was so great, it spun out its MANAGER as a star.
ReplyDeleteThe original planned finish to WrestleMania XIV!
ReplyDeleteTyler Breeze is a great character with a good unique look, and he's really proven over the last year or so that he can work...so naturally they would bring him up as part of a lame tag team with a loser whose push they abandoned 8 months ago. Because DURRR WE MAKE MOVIEEZ.
ReplyDeleteHopefully it's just for the house shows, or it's just some way to introduce Breeze to Bizzaro RAW world...but I don't have my hopes up.
Carl's Jr here. Just don't go in and ask for a Hot Carl
ReplyDeleteAustin 3:16 says I just got my win back.
ReplyDeleteThat's very American of you.
ReplyDeleteIt astounds me that Creative is so bankrupt that they believe 'BoBreeze' (or even pairing him up with Bo Dallas in the first place) is a great idea. You're telling me that Tyler Breeze as the Miz's new underling/pupil in 'the A-Listers' was too damn hard to figure out?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to introduce a guy when every Monday the boss looks at your script for 5 seconds and goes "WHO THE FUCK IS TYLER BREEZE" before getting distracted by Big Show's frying pan hands.
ReplyDeleteAmen, brother!
ReplyDeleteI cannot begin to describe my frustration over the treatment of NXT people on the main roster. I understand that technically the minor league/major league dichotomy still exists, but you have a chance to make money off of these guys coming up: fresh faces wrestling YOUR style. Why intentionally sabotage them out of ignorance (Vince) or spite (Dunn)?
ReplyDeleteThere was a distraction roll up finish in the Flintstones movie! The Undertaker (or whoever he played) got a roll-up victory on Barney after Betty distracted him.
ReplyDeleteSo the only way WWE knows how to "push" anyone anymore is through comedy gimmicks that just make fun of how shitty they and pro wrestling in general are, right? It really seems like all WWE cares about anymore is putting on a parody of their own terrible show.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, it's not like the main players themselves aren't also victims...hence Reigns getting pinned 2 weeks ago, everyone in the IC ladder match being a gigantic loser. and Big Show & Kane getting totally emasculated by Steph last week.
ReplyDeleteJuly 30 can't get here soon enough
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, Breeze is so small that he makes Neville look normal sized for a WWE guy.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fun game. Brim. Jannichaels. Chredge.
ReplyDeleteSweet baby Jesus, I think they're turning Bryan heel. This 'turd' bullshit from SmackDown might be sticking around moving forward; in the after-show, Bryan actually heeled up on the crowd over it. I'm one step closer to dropping the WWE main shows, I think.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, DB is actually a pretty fun heel and the fans will love him regardless.
ReplyDeleteI just realized that we had Friday the 13th, Pi Day, and the Ides of March.
ReplyDeleteToday is 3/16...Happy Steve Austin Day, people! And tomorrow is St. Patty's. It's just one big week-long party here.
I thought he played a great shit-eating cornball.
ReplyDeleteIf it goes somewhere cool, I'm all for it, they aren't going to let him progress as is so why not?
ReplyDeleteThe pain of great minds is their tendency to likely think.
ReplyDeleteMania XIX only did 550,000 buys, way down from 2002
ReplyDeleteBryan is a great heel, so it's not like he couldn't make it work. But is that really what the audience wants? Also, Alvarez made the comment that it looks like they were just trying to build contention within the ladder match with it more than anything else.
ReplyDeleteTeam him up with Kane and call them DevilEgg.
ReplyDeletePlayed my first pickup basketball game in about 3 months down at the local Y. I felt like I was playing with every stereotypical pickup game player of all time.
ReplyDeleteThe only way I see Taker-Wyatt or Wyaker working at Wrestlemania is if The Eater of Worlds(TM) bumps for The Phenom of Death Valley(TM) like Mrs Foley Baby(TM) did in 96-98 for The Deadman(TM). The Creatures of the Night(TM) will then surely get behind The Lord of Darkness(TM)
ReplyDeleteBreeze is just a midcard guy anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they've stopped giving what the audience wants a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteAnyone like Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Along Came Polly"?
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons Memorial obnoxious point guard?
ReplyDeleteBreeze always struck me as the single biggest beneficiary of NXT "smoke and mirrors."
ReplyDeleteIroncoli Sheikolf
ReplyDeleteMontel Vontaveous Porter, Dutch Mantell, and Jacques Rougeau.
ReplyDeleteThe execution of the turd insult on SmackDown was really funny stuff. Ambrose builds up to it like he's got this killer dirt on Bryan. "Everyone backstage knows about you Bryan. They know the truth" like he's going to reveal Bryan beats Brie or something. Then he takes a dramatic pause and unleashes the turd. Great delivery too. Then he walks away with the cockiest saunter imaginable.
ReplyDeleteThen of course Ziggler chimes in with a simple "you're a turd bro" and then that's it the show is over. I got a kick out of it.