Now that our very own Scott Keith is also a Shinsuke Nakamura convert, you may be wondering what all the hullaboo is about.
Fortunately, this guy has done all the grunt work and distilled all the basics of Swagamania into a single webpage:
http://wrestlingonearth.com/all-aboard-the-ss-strong-style-what-to-do-now-that-youre-ready-to-accept-shinsuke-nakamura-as-your-pro-wrestling-lord-and-savior/
Go forth and enlighten thyself.
YEAOH!!!
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ReplyDeleteThe Ibushi match from WK9 was my first time watching him. The guy is just on another level. Can't wait to see him live in June.
ReplyDeleteYeaOh~!
ReplyDeleteYEAOH~! Copy Nakamura's mannerism's, trying to walk like him while out in public is a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteA true fan gets his hair styled like him.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Diamond Dallas page and a Michael Jackson impersonator had a kid, and the kid was born Japanese.
ReplyDeleteAND HE IS BADASS.
Hey....this post has nothing to do with jack Swaggar!
ReplyDeleteBOMA YE~!
ReplyDeleteNeed...replica...IWGP....belt....NOW!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's a fun game: How would Vince and the WWE destroy his character if he were ever signed?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is they put him on a 10 speed with a basket and make him a Chinese food delivery guy.
Thanks JR.
ReplyDeleteHe'd be destroyed by the commentators alone.
ReplyDelete:does his backwards bridge, melt to the floor thing:
Cole:" What's he doing John?"
:laughs:
JBL:"He's having fun Maggle! Ha ha! I love it!"
King: " Go call you local exorcist!"
Slim Tim Mak. Comically horny exchange student, who's only real talent is math (except when it's revealed that he cant count in English).
ReplyDeleteWhen he gets over, Vince punishes him by putting him in matches with Bryan, Ziggler, Ambrose and then the debuting NXT guys like Balor, Owens, Zayn and Neville.
Vince's head explodes when he's forced to put him in the main event at WrestleMania with Big Show and Kane despite working with all those nobodies beforehand.
Perfect world: Nakemura vs. Daniel Bryan (IC champion vs. IC champion rematch from Wrestlekingdom) Match hits 5 stars, MotY candidate.
ReplyDeleteVince's world: Vince makes Nakemura an Asian comedy character after seeing "Police Academy" or "Better Off Dead" for the first time. Does worthless backstage skit at Wrestlemania.
DBry is off the Wrestlemania card.
Overrated japanese vanilla midget
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago I saw a match on YouTube between Shinsuke and Kurt Angle from like 2007. Shinsuke had no hair and no swag and looked really bloated. It was WEIRD.
ReplyDeleteGreen mist.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's like night and day. Okada in TNA is another case where nobody could have predicted THAT outcome.
ReplyDeleteNo, JR would say: a cross between Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury!
ReplyDeleteIbushi is also god level. I've seen both wrestle live once and still can't believe my luck in both occassions.
ReplyDeleteLol, you gotta try harder then that Dougie.
ReplyDeleteCalling a 6'2 wrestler who's all about his gimmick and wacky character mannerisms a "vanilla midget" is probably the most agregious use of the term I've ever seen.
I'd love to see Ibushi live, he's quickly become one of my favourites. Really hoping that he wins the NJ Cup and goes after Styles.
ReplyDeleteLol. I like your gimmick kid. Keep it up.
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