What they really meant: "Please verify your email address so we can send you a shit load of emails about the WWE Network. P.S We don't even have an IPad to give out."
Comments: I *DID*, but you ran CM Punk out of the company and made me feel like an idiot for rooting for Daniel Bryan with your awful booking, so, you know, fuck your company.
3) How many ppvs in 2013?
3-5
Royal Rumble, WrestleMania 29, Summerslam, TLC
4) How often do you watch WWE programming?
Occassionally
I watch NXT. And I watch of a TON of old Network programming from when your company wasn't the drizzling shits. I have Hulu which I used to use for Raw and Smackdown, which I sometimes watch if I'm having trouble sleeping.
5) Are you a WWE Network subscriber?
Yes, currently.
"As long as there is NXT, and the archive continues to get deeper with old good stuff, I'm will remain a network customer. I mean, it would be nice if you could figure out a schedule for updating programming, communicate to subscribers and then STICK WITH IT."
7) Have you cancelled or rejoined?
" No, but I've goddamn thought about it. I heard of people getting WWE merchandise cards for subscribing. I've been a DAY ONE SUBSCRIBER. Where's my reward?"
9) Are free promotions effective?
DAY ONE SUBSCRIBER RIGHT HERE. Again, where's my free month? Or something.
10) Fair price? $10.00/month
11) If WWE charged extra for popular ppv months, what would you do? "Would not pay for those months."
that's kinda what my survey said. I liked how they didn't give you a choice to select that you only watch archives, you had to have a combo of new/archived product. I guess if you count stuff like Rivalries and MNW I guess I do watch "new" content other than NXT, but I didn't watch Fastlane, don't watch superstars, main event, any of the pre or post game shows, etc.
"Please verify your address for an iPad raffle."
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
No.
I want that iPad baby!
ReplyDeleteHey yo.....
ReplyDeleteHA...why don't they just ask for your ATM card number, PIN and SSN while they're at it?
ReplyDeleteThey had me up until the blatant email grab.. #fuckouttahere
ReplyDeleteI'd have felt that way if it wasn't Harrington.
ReplyDeleteFuck them, I'm lying and saying $10 is a fair price because I don't want to admit I'd pay over $15 for it.
ReplyDeleteI just answered "I Don't Want...Tobe@involvedinthis.com" and it went through.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like you never give money to a product you actively despise
ReplyDeleteNo, I've given money to your Mom.
ReplyDeleteu mad bro ?
ReplyDelete"Do you consider yourself a fan of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)?"
ReplyDeleteIs this a trick question?
Plus he doesn't ask for the full address yet, so I didn't provide my apartment number. I'll take the risk for an iPad.
ReplyDeleteWhat they really meant: "Please verify your email address so we can send you a shit load of emails about the WWE Network. P.S We don't even have an IPad to give out."
ReplyDeleteI did a survey!
ReplyDeleteGive him credit, he said something besides lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's his second go-to.
ReplyDeleteTera Patrick
ReplyDeleteFirst survey I've filled out online in years.
ReplyDeleteI like how question 6 has an option for other but if you type in something it won't let you move on without picking one of the radio buttons
ReplyDelete....and never got the point of multiple page surveys either, throw the shit on one page or fuck it...(Quit after page 2)
ReplyDeleteIt's like he only read the first page of "Trolling for Dummies", then stopped there and threw the book in the trash.
ReplyDeleteMolly Holly is a whore
ReplyDeleteNJPW World put the WWE network to shame
ReplyDelete"Would you like to take a survey?"
ReplyDelete"No; would you like to take a hike?"
"Do you eat beans? Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt?" (Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets this.)
ReplyDeleteSo here are my answers:
ReplyDelete1) What country?
USA! USA! USA!
2) Do you consider yourself a fan of WWE?
NO.
Comments: I *DID*, but you ran CM Punk out of the company and made me feel like an idiot for rooting for Daniel Bryan with your awful booking, so, you know, fuck your company.
3) How many ppvs in 2013?
3-5
Royal Rumble, WrestleMania 29, Summerslam, TLC
4) How often do you watch WWE programming?
Occassionally
I watch NXT. And I watch of a TON of old Network programming from when your company wasn't the drizzling shits. I have Hulu which I used to use for Raw and Smackdown, which I sometimes watch if I'm having trouble sleeping.
5) Are you a WWE Network subscriber?
Yes, currently.
"As long as there is NXT, and the archive continues to get deeper with old good stuff, I'm will remain a network customer. I mean, it would be nice if you could figure out a schedule for updating programming, communicate to subscribers and then STICK WITH IT."
7) Have you cancelled or rejoined?
" No, but I've goddamn thought about it. I heard of people getting WWE merchandise cards for subscribing. I've been a DAY ONE SUBSCRIBER. Where's my reward?"
9) Are free promotions effective?
DAY ONE SUBSCRIBER RIGHT HERE. Again, where's my free month? Or something.
10) Fair price?
$10.00/month
11) If WWE charged extra for popular ppv months, what would you do?
"Would not pay for those months."
12) When do you plan to cancel?
NEVER.
I'd be perfectly okay with $10 for just the archives and NXT.
ReplyDeleteI don't need the fucking pay-per-views at this point. WrestleMania 31? They should be paying me to watch that shit.
LIKE HE COULD READ A BOOK.
ReplyDeleteMatt are we in the 3rd grade man?
ReplyDeleteOpens book, lol and you mad bro it is!
ReplyDeleteNah. We just like pickin' on Dougie.
ReplyDeleteI don't see what the big problem is. just create a throwaway email account.
ReplyDelete"Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?" Animaniacs "Survey Ladies" for those who don't know.
ReplyDeletethat's kinda what my survey said. I liked how they didn't give you a choice to select that you only watch archives, you had to have a combo of new/archived product. I guess if you count stuff like Rivalries and MNW I guess I do watch "new" content other than NXT, but I didn't watch Fastlane, don't watch superstars, main event, any of the pre or post game shows, etc.
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