Take part in the novelty food. I had dipping dots and this weird drink where they put dry ice in it so you had smoke billowing out of the lid, it was awesome. And chocolate filled churros
Just saw the Itami thing (Possibly out for 6-8 months with shoulder injury). So now what? I figured it was clear he was winning at Takeover, since Balor was probably moving up after he lost his title shot, and Zayn was the end game. Now what do they do? Zayn is out for possibly up to two months, according to the sheets, and Itami is down too. Keep Balor in NXT for Owens while Zayn rehabs, have Owens keep the belt (which I figured was the original plan anyway), or somewhere completely different (Baron Corbin comes to mind with a shudder)? Curious as to opinions.
Holy shit 30 Rock just made a joke I'm amazed they got away with. Pete said he made love to his wife that morning and she was still asleep so he didn't have to be gentile.
FIRST!!
ReplyDeleteDo I get a prize for that??
Methinks Tom Brady is in trouble...
ReplyDeleteYou get a boner.
ReplyDeleteThe job of industrial chimney sweeper day!
ReplyDelete25 minutes into the Lanny Poffo YouShoot. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteToday was a blast, off to the stadium to make it better, enjoy your Friday boys
ReplyDeleteWho do the M's have tonight
ReplyDeleteA's, probably going to get eaten but whatever
ReplyDeleteThis will be the first time I've been this year where I'll be able to drink a whole beer without pissing four times I'm ficking stoked lol
NFL is just a joke.
ReplyDeleteHa. Sox have Hanley out hurt and Ortiz suspended with a poor pitching staff. Not a good time
ReplyDeleteI got Final Jeopardy right. Woo!
ReplyDeleteI normally don't go to minor league games, but the fact that Hunter Pence is rehabbing this week down here is making me think otherwise.
ReplyDeleteBig fat meaty veiny boners
ReplyDeleteMay/Pac did over 5 mil buys. Holy mother of fuck.
ReplyDelete6-8 games is laughably bad.
ReplyDeleteBut pay-per-view is dead! WWE told me so!
ReplyDeleteRight on. They got nothing on the XFL.
ReplyDeleteGet up
ReplyDeleteA git git, got down
NFL is a joke in yo' town
My jaw fell so hard it crashed through down to hell.
ReplyDeleteat $99.99, thats about $500 million
ReplyDeleteThe previous record was like 2 point something. It fucking doubled that!
ReplyDeleteFun Fact: Randy Savage got kicked out of a casino for counting cards. Lanny Poffo YouShoot is pretty damn good
ReplyDeleteHow much does May get? Half? $250 for 30 minutes work.
ReplyDelete$250 million obviously.
ReplyDeleteRonald Reagan?! THE ACTOR?!
ReplyDeleteBeadle and Nichols must be thrilled.
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone knew that fight would be shit. Jesus
ReplyDeleteBob Arum is laughing like a motherfucker
ReplyDeleteIt's a wild world we live in. "That fight is gonna be boring as hell! Here's my $100 thanks."
ReplyDeleteMinor league games are fun as hell. I went to Dallas Braden getting his number retired by the A's A club last week
ReplyDeleteHe was making 8 million a minute.
ReplyDeleteJesus fuck.
I always enjoy getting FJ right when they all whiff, like the Cubs question the other night
ReplyDeleteI can't remember a scumbag who has been rewarded more than Mayweather.
ReplyDeleteHe's lucky that's all they did to him. Tough or not, some casinos don't fuck around.
ReplyDeleteI finally saw Avengers. #thingsfromeightdaysago?
ReplyDeleteSaw Hanley play A ball years ago
ReplyDeleteI've had fun a minor league games, but when it's bad, it's fucking horrendous.
ReplyDeleteMaybeather will get his in the end
ReplyDeleteBy which I mean he'll get hot pokers up the ass in hell
More like #ThingsFrom3YearsAgo amirite
ReplyDeleteI was one of the few who didn't see it last weekend. I was booked pretty solid. Gotta do it this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if people ever realized some of the clothes racks in stores look like nazi symbols
ReplyDeleteHOLY fucking shit. That pretty much completely annihilates all other records.
ReplyDeleteDoes Tom Brady count as a scumbag?
ReplyDelete"I was booked pretty solid."
ReplyDeleteI guess we can cross "WWE wrestler" off the list of things you do for a living.
Not to that degree, no. And I'm not Pats fan BTW.
ReplyDeleteJeez!
ReplyDeleteI decided to see Clouds of Sils Maria instead last week. Don't like large crowds.
ReplyDeleteTake part in the novelty food. I had dipping dots and this weird drink where they put dry ice in it so you had smoke billowing out of the lid, it was awesome. And chocolate filled churros
ReplyDeleteOh goodness. Don't let the wrong people get hold of that and we'll never heard the end of the "microaggressions" perpetuated by JCPenny!
ReplyDeletePrevious PPV record was 2.4 million for Mayweather/De La Hoya in 2007. And this doubled that!
ReplyDeleteAnd the crazy thing is, it's not like WWE where they count international buys, too. That's all domestic!
USSSSS!!! (/Zandig)
ReplyDeleteThose are the best!!
ReplyDeleteVince: "Well, we're going to smash that record for WrestleMania 32!"
ReplyDeleteHUSSSSSSSSSS /Bezerker
ReplyDeleteOnly one guy got it tonight:
ReplyDeleteHistorical Sites
"In August 1941, a Nazi spy was the last person executed here."
At Sears right now. Me and the missus are taking her niece to get a dress. I was leaning on a rack when I noticed it. I was like "buh?"
ReplyDeleteI always forget the crazy manchild from Ted was also Phoebe's semi-retarded brother on Friends.
ReplyDeleteKinda wished Julio Caesar Chavez was still around so he ca murderize Mayweather
ReplyDelete"Pay to see him lose" poetry in motion.
ReplyDeleteThoughts on that one? Definitely wasn't their target demo, was bored to tears
ReplyDeleteFloyd should consider himself lucky his rise coincided with De La Hoya and Moseley's decline.
ReplyDeleteGiovanni Ribisi is one of those guys who's welcome in anything
ReplyDelete"In five years we'll all either be working for him.....or dead by his hand."
ReplyDeleteJust saw the Itami thing (Possibly out for 6-8 months with shoulder injury).
ReplyDeleteSo now what? I figured it was clear he was winning at Takeover, since Balor was probably moving up after he lost his title shot, and Zayn was the end game. Now what do they do? Zayn is out for possibly up to two months, according to the sheets, and Itami is down too. Keep Balor in NXT for Owens while Zayn rehabs, have Owens keep the belt (which I figured was the original plan anyway), or somewhere completely different (Baron Corbin comes to mind with a shudder)?
Curious as to opinions.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead gets it in Scott Pilgrim, love the blue hair look.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame he is a crazy Scientologist.
ReplyDeleteSome European execution place that I probably don't know, probably not WW2 related in terms of geography...Red Square? *shrug emoticon*
ReplyDeleteHoly shit 30 Rock just made a joke I'm amazed they got away with. Pete said he made love to his wife that morning and she was still asleep so he didn't have to be gentile.
ReplyDeleteShe gets it in everything but yeah, love her look. Her, Aubrey Plaza, Brie Larson, Alison Pill, what a lineup of ladies
ReplyDeleteScarlett Johanson's titties!
ReplyDeleteBrie Larson is also hot in Scott Pilgrim.
ReplyDeleteReal and spectacular
ReplyDeleteBOOBS.
ReplyDeleteThey were also ahead of the Bill Cosby curve
ReplyDeleteExplains a lot
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds switching Scarlett to whoever that-girl-from-Gossip-Girl- is is a helluva downgrade.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies are gonna go apeshit over that Chris Hemsworth scene in the new Vacation.
ReplyDeleteHonestly a little disappointed.
ReplyDeleteBlasphemy!
ReplyDeleteI'm reading Dolph Lundgren's AMA. Sounds like an awesome dude.
ReplyDeleteYeah but really anybody that isn't Hayley Atwell in her Peggy Carter garb is a downgrade from Scarlett.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is a genius.
ReplyDeleteMan, fuck Christine Everheart
ReplyDelete"I heard she did quite the spread on Tony last year."
ReplyDelete"And she did a story, too!"
Did somebody say Hayley Atwell?
ReplyDeletehttp://gfycat.com/DelightfulDigitalChickadee
You're welcome. /Sandow.
QUE DELÍCIA CARA!
ReplyDeleteI will never come to terms with the fact the actress that plays Margaret McPoyle is smoking hot.
ReplyDeleteamfkewmfcsdkcmsdkmrrifmrv,md,m
ReplyDeleteMarry,fuck Killl
ReplyDeleteMary Elizabeth Winstead
Brie Larson
Aubrey Plaza.
Take Plaza Brock Lesnar style. Leave the other two for the bears.
ReplyDeleteWould Lesnar/Mayweather draw?
ReplyDeleteFuck Aubrey Plaza
ReplyDeleteMarry Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Kill Brie Larson
Absolutely. People want to see Mayweather's demise. And Lesnar can deliver.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of this NBA playoff "awesome" theme.
ReplyDeleteIs the NBA Playoffs back from it's summer hiatus finally?
ReplyDelete*KOF announcer voice*
ReplyDeleteLAWWD ONE....LEADYYYY GOOO!
*Lesnar suplexes Mayweather to oblivion*
Scarlett being ravished:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/Pva4KQw.gif
And these are pre-pregnancy boobs too.
Tower of London.
ReplyDeleteHa, yeah. Bulls-Cavs Game 3
ReplyDeleteBrock Lesnar is gonna be the final DLC character for MK X.
ReplyDeleteHey it's Bonzai in this episode of 30 Rock!! Oh wait nope it's just his avatar.
ReplyDeleteIt's been too long since I saw two hours of talking movie. I liked it, but didn't love it. I like Assayas a lot though.
ReplyDeleteChloe Moretz was awesome.
You a tits fan, I can see that.
ReplyDeleteEVERYBODY WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!
ReplyDeleteMight order some 'za while watching some b-ball tonight.
Jeez, looks like Randy The Ram chose an interesting new gimmick
ReplyDeleteTougher boss than 3 Shao Kahns. No sells everything, decapitates you in one hit.
ReplyDeleteFATALITY CITY
MARRY THEM ALL
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this is tougher than Sophie's Choice
Up until this very moment I though Bonzai's avatar was Sheamus.
ReplyDeleteYeah she is. She's a stone cold fox. *lip lick*
ReplyDeleteDon't mind if Tony does!
ReplyDeleteLITERALLY a genius
ReplyDeleteYep, he lost on that one
ReplyDeleteYou are becoming dangerously good at this.
ReplyDeleteBrock's 2 fatalities.
ReplyDelete1: takes the guy down, rips the guy's arm with the kimura, rips the leg with Brock Lock, then hits a german to crush the guys head.
2: rips the guy's head, and from that hole he takes out the heart and eats it.
After he wins, this happens
Heyman: My client, BROOOCK LESNAR, WINS!
FATALITY!
I should hate Ben for saying 'za but that scene is so amazingly funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Hulk would approve of Rocket putting his grubby mitts on her
ReplyDelete3: F5 into the bed of spikes on that one level. Does not know if said level even exists.
ReplyDeleteI'm more of a Scott's Lawn guy, myself
ReplyDeleteDAS JUS A BUNCHA GROAUND AHP PAPAH LAD
Here's your No-Prize.
ReplyDeleteFace forward, true believer. Excelsior!
Speaking of my avatar, that 12 Angry Men sketch on Amy Schumer was funny as hell
ReplyDeleteI still think Under The Skin should've just been called Scarlett Johansson's Tits.
ReplyDeleteTop-10 GOAT full frontal for me. Did not disappoint.
ReplyDeleteHilarious that everyone wants to see her tits and she bares it in a movie no one saw
Best audience ever. Half arthouse snobs and half pervs. I straddled both categories.
ReplyDeleteUm.. mine or someone else's?
ReplyDeleteGive Spader a harem as a reward.
ReplyDeleteI hope that's all you straddled, bub
ReplyDeleteJames Spader was awesome. So was Elizabeth Olsen
ReplyDeleteThe only thing lacking was TITS for Scarlet Witch. And an ass.
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