On tap for tonight:
WWE Smackdown airs at 8pm on Syfy. Matches include: Roman Reigns vs. Kane, Tyson Kidd vs. Kofi Kingston, and Bo Dallas vs. Neville.
The NBA has two games on the schedule, both on ESPN. At 8pm EST the Cleveland Cavaliers take on the Chicago Bulls and at 10:30pm EST the Houston Rockets take on the Los Angeles Clippers.
There are several MLB games tonight. At 7:10pm EST on the MLB Network, depending where you live, you can see either the New York Yankees vs. Tampa Bay Rays or the San Francisco Giants vs. Cincinnati Reds.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
WWE Smackdown airs at 8pm on Syfy. Matches include: Roman Reigns vs. Kane, Tyson Kidd vs. Kofi Kingston, and Bo Dallas vs. Neville.
The NBA has two games on the schedule, both on ESPN. At 8pm EST the Cleveland Cavaliers take on the Chicago Bulls and at 10:30pm EST the Houston Rockets take on the Los Angeles Clippers.
There are several MLB games tonight. At 7:10pm EST on the MLB Network, depending where you live, you can see either the New York Yankees vs. Tampa Bay Rays or the San Francisco Giants vs. Cincinnati Reds.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
Hooked on a feeling in Reservoir Dogs!?! Whaaaaaaaat!
ReplyDeleteCleveland in this motherfucka
ReplyDeleteThink the Cavs close it out tonight?
ReplyDeleteHome.
ReplyDeletePain & Gain and probably a Mariners loss on the docket for the evening.
This is surprising to you?
ReplyDeleteYknow who QT never used that I can recall? Hot Chocolate. Missed the boat, seems like every retro wannabe-QT soundtrack in the 90s had either "You Sexy Thing" or " Everyone's a Winner".
Your avatars continue to impress me. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the video last week of the girl getting tased by Border Patrol agents? I had just gone through the same checkpoint.
ReplyDeleteHaha, this one was all Art, I just slapped the face in
ReplyDeleteReading TripleS's posts is a very exhausting endeavor
ReplyDeletehell to the yes
ReplyDeleteHe's trying too hard.
ReplyDelete95% of posts not made in nightly open threads are exhausting.
ReplyDeleteThink Lebron will let anyone else score tonight?
ReplyDeleteOr get an assist tonight?
Or a steal?
Or a rebound?
Holy fuck that stat line tho
What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteWow, Kane and Reigns? I know what I'm not watching tonight
ReplyDeleteRead some of the non-daily threads. For one thing, dude misinterprets a ton, and for another thing, he types like he just rattled off 1500 coffees and some amphetamines on the side.
ReplyDeleteThat was an impressive Septuple-Double by LeBron in that crushing loss...
ReplyDeleteI rarely open the non-Update/Nightly threads. There may be a thousand posters here I never see.
ReplyDeleteThese conf semi-finals series have been way better than they've had any right to be.
ReplyDeleteSame. A thread devoted strictly to one topic?
ReplyDeleteThat shit ain't for me.
I was hoping I wasn't the only one. Still not sure if he was trolling or if those are his real opinions but regardless I can just smell someone who is gonna rub everyone the wrong way.
ReplyDeleteI hate being a hive minder, but when some people go so hard against the grain you just get exhausted knowing every time they post it's gonna cause stress.
Most of the games have been poorly played but very exciting. Like a Vince Russo Raw.
ReplyDeleteThat new Flash/Arrow spinoff looks pretty awesome. I'm way more into the shows than the DC movies
ReplyDeleteI suspect very much he's another one from That Site.
ReplyDeleteI'll take it. Unlike wrestling, I don't go back and watch old basketball games. Baseball and football? Yes. Basketball is a no. Not sure why (shrug thing Marv does)
ReplyDeleteAfter my recon there, their only seem to be four of them. Plus Fuj and Llax
ReplyDeleteFour of them equals how many accounts here though? A dozen? Two dozen?
ReplyDeleteWill WWE make Smackdown relevant again when it moves to USA next year?
ReplyDeleteThe funny this is the series I was looking forward to the most, Clips/Rockets, has been ass due to the blowouts and hacking
ReplyDeleteSure.
ReplyDeleteI think two. I'm pretty good at recognizing "voices" of posters.
ReplyDeleteOne's Dougie, ones VJ, one is YankeesHoganHHHfan and the fourth and fifth don't seem to care enough to do anything.
I'm pretty sure multi-troll is a strict BoD thing.
Tyson Kidd vs. Kofi Kingston
ReplyDeleteThis is my number 1 WWE pet peeve at the moment. The WWE video game booking is just old. I'd take jobber matches over putting guys in every combination possible as a way to build a feud.
Oh and one is BuckDiddy
ReplyDeleteSupergirl and/or Muppets trailers reaction, folks? I'm on board for both of them.
ReplyDeleteMickfoley will periodically show up under some alt. Dude's kind of a nut
ReplyDeleteDidn't bother with Supergirl, Muppets look great though
ReplyDeleteI think the hack-a-stuff cheapens the game. May as well start having ref bumps. That serious has sucked. 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
ReplyDeleteI don't have patience for the Muppets any more
ReplyDeleteNever was much of a Muppets guy. More of a Fraggle Rock dude myself.
ReplyDeleteYeah, lol they seem to dislike him too.
ReplyDeleteThe only ones they really seem to hate over there are WitW and Perri.
That feels like a challenge.
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDeleteFraggles were awesome. I was a Boober and Wembly guy.
ReplyDeleteI totally forgot YankeeHHHogan fan existed.
ReplyDeleteRight?
ReplyDeleteFound an ep on youtube recently and it still holds up for me.
ReplyDeleteHell, they hate VJ even more than we do.
ReplyDeleteIt's amusing how HeisenGuy keeps pretending he's not VJ when it's incredibly obvious that he is. Same smug style, same smilies, he's from Toronto, and conveniently starting showing up in that thread right after he left here.
I don't see whats wrong with this. Tag Team is feuding have the guys in those tag teams wrestle some singles matches to build heat. Out of all the things wrong with the WWE this isn't on the list for me plus it sounds like it might be enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteBut...but...but MUPPETS!
ReplyDeleteThey started making fun of you but it's mostly making fun of WitW's temper tantrums and Perri's reviews.
ReplyDeleteI feel ya
ReplyDeleteIs there a show that you like but you hate every character? For me it's Suits. I love the show, but every character on the show is fucking awful. They're all selfish dicks. Every fucking one of them is a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteI was reading it and just kind of nodding and agreeing most of the time lol.
ReplyDeleteThey HATE VJ lol.
I think, at least if I can read into the mess that is Dougie's mind, I'm to blame for this place not being wrestling focused anymore.
ReplyDeleteI swear I thought that was all of us.
Impact Wrestling.
ReplyDeleteThat's the reason I could never get into it.
ReplyDeleteWatching RoH Bitter Friends, Stiffer Enemies from 2003. These tag scramble matches do not hold up well at all.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like he's their Meekin
ReplyDelete"Why can't you support my jibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid."
ReplyDeleteOh this is easy, Friends. There's something relaxing about the nostalgia of it so I can easily watch but I detest every single person in the show.
ReplyDeleteHe tries to defend the blog but comes off like "Incompetant Country Rooster Lawyer" on Futurama.
ReplyDeleteHe might be the dumbest guy there.
"Will WWE make Smackdown relevant again when ____________?"
ReplyDeleteWe've been filling in that blank since 2004? So I think the answer is no.
I can't love a show if I hate the characters.
ReplyDeleteI used to be public enemy number one but they flamed out. Realizing they had been reposting every other comment I made for YEARS without me knowing kinda weirded me out.
ReplyDeleteExactly, it'll be big shows for 3-6 weeks and then back to normal.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's coming from someone who genuinely enjoys Smackdown over those never ending slogs on Monday Nights.
Wait, most of the characters on Sunny are pieces of shit, but I don't hate them.
ReplyDeleteThe trailer for DC's Legends of Tomorrow is absolutely fucking everything I need from this DC Universe that I'm not getting from the movies. Outrageously good.
ReplyDeleteI really like Sasha Banks music.
ReplyDeleteOrange Is the New Black can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
ReplyDeleteSorry bro from now on I'll talk about how funny Keith is, and make shrug symbols and talk about how the WWE missed the boat not pushing DB and Punk in a four hour iron man match at Wrestlemania. Thanks for the help in learning how to post here man.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they're absolutely horrible people, some of whom are beyond redeeming. That's what makes them so funny.
ReplyDeleteHe just thinks it's funny to piss the blog off.
ReplyDeleteMy one change? Go total tease on Atom shrinking, when he goes to touch the button, cut to black
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad Batman and Superman can't get the writers from Arrow and The Flash to do a TV series for them.
ReplyDeleteAre you the hip, edgy anti-hero we've been waiting for?
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a cool moment, but agree. It seems to reminiscent of the Ant-Man trailer.
ReplyDeleteStill, I loved it. Also, Wentworth Miller is a fucking revelation as Capt. Cold.
Maybe for a month. As long as it's taped, it's going to be second tier as far as ratings and interest.
ReplyDeleteSmack down has got to be the most irrelevant show on TV. Ok, maybe not. But the point is screw Smackdown
ReplyDeleteHow hard could it POSSIBLY be to get Superman right? Or Batman, for that matter?
ReplyDeleteGianna Michaels needs to come out of retirement.
ReplyDeleteIt's Always Sunny is full of reprehensible psychopaths that wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
ReplyDeleteIt's surprisingly hard with Superman.
ReplyDeleteOne of those things will lead to you being over.
ReplyDeleteThe others not so much.
Superman's a touch nut to crack so I kinda give them a pass on their f ups
ReplyDeleteMuppets looks promising, but the voices seem way off.
ReplyDeleteSupergirl trailer has good action but still has a "corny" factor. I don't how else they could do it though. Why is she the younger cousin of Superman if she's a kid and he's a baby when they leave Krypton?
Wait, Kane gets fired if Seth Rollins doesn't retain the title at Payback now?
ReplyDeleteMust have missed that revelation on Monday.
Marvel is doing a better job making a Superman movie with Capt. America than DC is doing with the Man of Steel himself.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite intentionally bad parody rapper is 3Pac. The concept of a fat white wigger named THREEPAC is so hilariously absurd on a variety of levels that it's gold, Jerry! Gold!
ReplyDeleteHehe.....Boober
ReplyDeleteI don't *hate* them, I feel sorry for them. Sure they're assholes, but they're small time assholes.
ReplyDeleteThe folks on Suits are ruining peoples lives to pad their billion dollar accounts.
She retired?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell happened to Carmella Bing?
ReplyDeleteI used to enjoy Tai Mai Shu.
ReplyDeleteI just mean that the attempt to keep making him this complex figure is a waste. He's not complex outside of the issues over how he should use his powers, and questions of just how much he should interfere. His responsibilities as a sort of demi-god are an interesting character conflict.
ReplyDeleteBut he's not gritty. And he absolutely shouldn't be. Ever. Even a little bit.
Didn't she get turbo-fat?
ReplyDeleteHer spaceship got lost?
ReplyDeleteI think that was the latest explanation circa 2004 or so.
I haven't seen any new material from her in ages. All "new" material is stuff shot years ago that's only coming out now.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, that's why I'm asking.
ReplyDeleteShe got BIG
ReplyDeleteThat's really unfortunate
ReplyDeleteAnd then lost it. She was pregnant, got fat, and is normal again, though bigger than before.
ReplyDeleteYou mean FAT?
ReplyDeleteFired from The Authority, if I understand correctly
ReplyDelete"He's THREEPAC! That's, like, one whole thing better than 2Pac!"
ReplyDeleteWell that's because...HEY! Look over there! (Runs off)
ReplyDeleteI understand this isn't a business for MENSA members but it feels like calling the authority figure The Authority is a bit on the nose.
ReplyDeleteIt's really difficulty to determine what's old and what's current. Yeah, you can tell if something was shot in 1985, but it's hard to tell if something came out yesterday or in 2005
ReplyDeleteSiri took her torch.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to suck, but the trailer totally sucked me in. I'm so glad they are embracing the time travel and alien aspects of their universe fully. Arrow was so grounded in reality, but ever since The Flash came around, they are slowly upping the ante. Only thing they've done wrong is to not tie all of these (Supergirl, Gotham, Arrowverse) together but I have a feeling that they will have a Crisis On Infinite Earths arch in a couple of years that could them all in as parallel universes.
ReplyDeleteI once read an article about Pau Gasol wanting to be a doctor, it made me strongly dislike him.
ReplyDeleteSuperman also requires a lot of special effects, which TV shows can't afford.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see how Supergirl handles it.
What's the best James Bond opening theme?
ReplyDeleteFor me, it's a toss-up between "You Only Live Twice" and "Live and Let Die".
Alison Tyler sort of reminds me of Gianna
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend is THICK. And gloriously so. Love her.
ReplyDeleteAngela White is also basically Australian Gianna Michaels for how she just demolishes dick.
Goldeneye N64
ReplyDeleteSkyfall Holmes.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to go through them all again but god damn is Skyfall a great song, Bond relation or not.
ReplyDeleteOctopussy was pretty badass.
ReplyDeleteDiamonds are forever and Cassino Royale.
ReplyDeletesmh
ReplyDeleteGianna Michaels is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sara Jay is the GOAT butterface. She's ugly as hell, but hot, if that makes sense.
There just doesn't seem to be enough difference between Superman and Supergirl. Same origin, same costume/logo, same powers, just different gender.
ReplyDeleteThe only Bond film I've ever seen is Skyfall.
ReplyDeleteSkyfall also has the benefit of having one of the coolest opening sequences to go with it. Granted, the early bonds can't compare with their opening sequences, since they often seem tacky now. But still.
ReplyDeleteQUE DELÍCIA CARA!
ReplyDeleteZuzanna also has the body type.
The Spy Who Lived Me.
ReplyDeleteFor Your Eyes Only.
I love the slow piano intro. That's Bond right there.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend has that body type too.
ReplyDeleteI'm only smh'ing because we posted the same thing at the same goddamn time.
ReplyDeleteI keep looking behind me.
I've gone off the grid with favorite porn stars
ReplyDeleteeven 1995
ReplyDeleteI hated the Bond movies until the Daniel Craig movies came around so any "favorite Bond movie such and such" will inevitably come from the Craig Bonds.
ReplyDeleteguilty
ReplyDeleteOh and here's the best version of it (this guy kinda has the best version of everything he's the kid that got reddit famous for an accoustic cover of I'm Sexy And I Know It)
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/MJlyyqhs_3c?t=19s
Batman V Superman can suck, but the "do you bleed, you will" line is gonna be forever in my mind.
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean that you double posted.( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
ReplyDelete"Nobody Does It Better" is one of my favorite songs. It's also the only Bond song other than "Skyfall" to be nominated for a Best Original Song Oscar, if memory serves.
ReplyDeleteBlasphemy, Sean Connery blows everything Craig has done.
ReplyDeleteWhat bombs bigger?
ReplyDeleteTomorrowland or San Andreas?
San Andreas.
ReplyDeleteHopefully whichever one Rocky isn't in.
ReplyDeleteThose old Bonds were just bad.
ReplyDeleteA View to a Kill.
ReplyDelete"Mad Max" with 99% in RT, what the hell?
ReplyDeleteDoes The Rock not read scripts? I bet his agent doesn't even send him scripts. He's just like, "yeah, he'll do it. You know he will"
ReplyDeleteSan Andreas. Reminds me of the last time Rock was in a movie where CA gets fucked up. People weren't fond of Southland Tales then, and they won't be now, even though the title is different.
ReplyDeleteTake those words out, Macklin.
ReplyDeleteI kinda wanna see both. I just don't wanna pay for either of them though.
ReplyDeleteI say San Andreas bombs worse.
What's up with your man Bruce Irvin?
ReplyDeleteTomorrowland will do well. San Andreas will not.
ReplyDelete"Numbers, not words jabroni"
ReplyDeleteShockingly casting Tom Hardy wasn't the death knell for Maxwell.
ReplyDeleteView To A Kill did too I thought.
ReplyDeleteLol wouldn't bet the house on that.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever been this floored by critical response to a movie. I've never been driven into the theater by reviews, but this was a movie I literally had no interest in before this inexplicable surge of critical enthusiasm for it.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting near flawless reviews.
ReplyDeleteI watched the first Mad Max last night and very much disliked it too.
ReplyDeleteOooooh....damn see yeah I gotta go through them al I'm not even aware what songs were Bond songs but "Nobody Does It Better" is in strong contention for one of The Best Songs forget the Bond thing
ReplyDeleteProbably cause it looks badass as fuck!
ReplyDeleteYes, scripts need more jabroni and smackdowns. You think it's possible for the actual Rock character to carry a movie?
ReplyDeleteNah, just a Golden Globe nod.
ReplyDeleteTomorrowland.
ReplyDeleteClooney in that type of movie is a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh I don't know I'm only a football fan when it needles Brian lol
ReplyDeleteIT'S NOT MAD MAX!
ReplyDeleteNO MEL GIBSON, NO MAD MAX.
I don't get the appeal of Tyler Breeze.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda meanders when he and his girl go on the lam. Picks up when he gets his arm run over and kills everyone. Road Warrior is the best of the Gibson trilogy.
ReplyDeleteWhat GTA game had the best story?
ReplyDeleteFor me, GTAIV and San Andreas are neck-and-neck, although I'm leaning more towards the former, despite the "two different piles of shit" endings.
So who do you guys think is going to end up beating Cean for the U.S. Title? I honestly can't wait for his feud to Rusev to end so he could just focus on the open challenge story full time. Have his opponents at PPV's be suprises. I think a debuting Joe in a super smark city could be a good idea. Maybe Sami gets a second shot and wins or even Kevin Owens.
ReplyDeleteBulls crowd sounds like it's taking a nap.
ReplyDeleteI know, apparently it's Even Better Max.
ReplyDeleteFrom Russia with Love and Thunderball are still 2 of the top 5 Bonds.
ReplyDeleteVice City
ReplyDeleteGTA games have a story?
ReplyDeleteClooney is best in quirky comedies like O, Brother Where Art Thou and Leatherheads.
ReplyDeleteIron Sheik.
ReplyDeleteThey're one of the big appeals of the game, for me. Rockstar Games have some of the best stories in the industry, full-stop. Red Dead Redemption is a masterpiece, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteIV probably is my favorite. I actually cared about Niko whereas those other guys are just instruments of destruction.
ReplyDeleteConsensus seems to be Balor?
ReplyDeleteBalor.
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't have tried Sami if that's the plan and Owens is still developing presence right now so he's not in the plans yet.
GTA IV has Niko, who's the best character of all the franchise. GTASA has a better story and supporting cast (Cesar, Tenpenny, Sweet, Catalina, Ryder, Big Smoke, Toreno.)
ReplyDeleteBasically he said he was going to play for Atlanta in 2016..lol
ReplyDeleteType in "bond son" and youtube's like "Did you want Bond Song Playlist?"
ReplyDeleteGod fucking bless you internet.
I always laugh when people say they only play GTA to kill things and don't play the story. Because they're missing out.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see them have some fun with it every now and again. It doesn't have to be match of the night every time out. Break it up some.
ReplyDeleteto answer the question: Reigns.
Vice City did have an amazing cast though. Then again, so did San Andreas. They got top-shelf talent for that shit.
ReplyDeleteLolwut?
ReplyDeleteIf he wants to he'll go, Carroll is super clear about not wanting anyone that doesn't want to buy into his cult.
Niko story is fucking tragic, I was really sad in the end. I let Kate die. Niko is the only protagonist with an actual conscience.
ReplyDeleteTonight is likely the last game Thibs coaches for the Bulls.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Ray Liotta in Vice City?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Balor could be cool. SummerSlam too soon? Maybe have an Ultimate Warrior thing going.
ReplyDeleteNO!
ReplyDeleteYou will lose the bet.
>Implying Brucie isn't better than all of those San Andreas characters combined.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking night after Summerslam, yeah.
ReplyDeleteNext Pelicans head coach?
ReplyDeleteIn the same subject of Rockstar delivering on story, while LA Noire shit the bed in its back half, I can't even tell you how badly I want another one of those. I know we won't get it due to developer issues, but man, I played through that game so many times.
ReplyDeleteHe voiced Tommy Vercetti.
ReplyDeleteOrton
ReplyDeleteI know they've been around for awhile but seriously the open to Dr. No looks like it was broadcast from the moon.
ReplyDeleteOr something based in real-life. Like Up in the Sky or Michael Clayton. He's fun in things like Ocean's,cthe Men Who Stare at Goats, Three Kings.
ReplyDeleteGet Superstar to commentate.
ReplyDelete"IT'S PANDEMONIUM, COLE!"