WWE RAW Ratings
RAW had 4.10 million viewers this past Monday, up 15% from last week. Here are the hourly breakdowns:
8pm: 4.10 million viewers
9pm: 4.25 million viewers
10pm: 4.00 million viewers
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/43078-raw-ratings-up-this-week
Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe Tonight on NXT
http://www.wwe.com/videos/samoa-joe-goes-one-on-one-with-kevin-owens-tonight-on-wwe-nxt-27515325
TNA Announces King of the Mountain Match For Slammiversary
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0616/596341/tna-announces-the-return-of-king-of-the-mountain-at-slammiversary/
RAW had 4.10 million viewers this past Monday, up 15% from last week. Here are the hourly breakdowns:
8pm: 4.10 million viewers
9pm: 4.25 million viewers
10pm: 4.00 million viewers
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/43078-raw-ratings-up-this-week
Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe Tonight on NXT
http://www.wwe.com/videos/samoa-joe-goes-one-on-one-with-kevin-owens-tonight-on-wwe-nxt-27515325
TNA Announces King of the Mountain Match For Slammiversary
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0616/596341/tna-announces-the-return-of-king-of-the-mountain-at-slammiversary/
Positive: Brock = ratings.
ReplyDeleteNegative: The Authority was on at the beginning and at the end. So, take that for what it is.
Machine Gun Kelly = Ratings!
ReplyDeleteA segment of people stopped watching after Owens punked him out. Obviously, those viewers were disgusted with those happenings.
ReplyDeleteDamning stat: JR Smith, Delly, Shumpert, and James Jones combined for 0/21 when LeBron was off the floor in the finals.
ReplyDeleteI don't think an unannounced Brock can take credit.
ReplyDeleteSo jobber must be doing backflips down the coast today.
ReplyDeleteYeah, besides his two bigs, James had no help at all.
ReplyDeleteI know, we just like to give him credit so he doesn't hurt any of us.
ReplyDelete1:21:30 into this video, worth a watch: https://vimeo.com/130631155
ReplyDeleteThe OSW Review guys have done a WCW version of the amazing WWF Desire videos.
Playing hooky from work today. Two albums listened to, and about to go play Chrono Trigger because I fucking can.
ReplyDeleteIT Gripe #3
ReplyDelete:: User Requests Change to something he has been using for 2 years ::
Response: "It will be a couple of weeks. I will let you know when it is done"
:: A Day Goes By ::
User: "Is this done yet?"
So the key to decent ratings: day after PPV + Lesnar.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I had to cut out early during a great discussion on the Warriors. I maintain that health is the only thing that could derail them from a repeat.
He must've had so many A's in school.
ReplyDeleteNegate Nancy!
ReplyDeleteI think ratings went up because they FINALLY have two strong, main event heels in Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins.
ReplyDeleteI do wish they would quit rushing into stuff though. No reason for Owens to get pinned by Cena. And it's even stupider to rush into Seth/Brock when there are other reasonable challengers for Seth to deal with.
Which two albums so that I can judge if you have poor taste or not?
ReplyDeleteUsually I got away with responding like this:
ReplyDelete"Why hasn't it been done yet?"
"Because I'm on the phone giving you a status report instead of working on it".
That usually shuts 'em up.
David Byrne and Bran Eno's "Everything that Happens will Happen Today" and Ulver's "Perdition City."
ReplyDeleteJR made a good point on his podcast. If Owens beats Cena again, then the spotlight is on Cena getting beat twice in a row. Doing what they did, and more importantly executing the post-match so well, puts the heat back on Owens.
ReplyDeleteAnything by David Bryne is automatically acceptable, and you will not be ridiculed. *gold star* There ya go.
ReplyDeleteI've used a variation of that before
ReplyDelete"When will it be fixed?"
"It depends on how many more times I have to stop and explain when it will be fixed"
In this case I went with "No. Just keep using it the same way you have been for the last two years and I will let you know when it is done."
This week can't end quickly enough.
That album is fantastic. besides having really good songs, it's mixed REALLY well and is a joy with a decent pair of headphones.
ReplyDeleteEven unannounced he pops a rating! Well, not the hour he appears in, but who needs facts.
ReplyDeleteNope. Owens was BURIED! #CENAWINSLOL /smark
ReplyDeleteOh I don't mind that Cena won the rematch - I think it's dumb it happened 2 weeks later. Could have gotten MONTHS of Cena trying to goad Owens into the rematch. You have 3 hours to kill every Monday, why burn through your hottest angle like that?
ReplyDeleteWhen they zoomed in on Cena's face though after he couldn't pin him during the match, I thought they were going to go for that Storm/Rood dynamic where Cena begrudgingly has to attempt to cheat to win. That might have been interesting too. I think I would've had them brawl outside to a double countout but it's not like this booking is the worst decision they've made, it was alright I think.
ReplyDeleteWorth mentioning (*small SPOILER*) that Cena wasn't on Smackdown either. So he'll have sold the apron powerbomb for at least a week. Credit where it's due.
ReplyDeleteKeep being positive like this and you are going to be exiled.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming Owens gets 'suspended' because of the MGK attack and then we get the rubber match (rightly) at Summerslam.
ReplyDeleteSome guy supposedly found a deep-fried rat in his KFC. As a guy who had a brother who worked in a KFC, they bread the chicken in store. There is no way someone breaded a damn rat and then served it.
ReplyDeleteSocial media: Give me 15 minutes of notoriety or give me some money to shut my mouth.
I first read this as "They breed the chicken in the store"
ReplyDeleteMaybe some weirdo did it on purpose.
ReplyDeleteUsing only free range chicken fed on organic grass.
ReplyDeleteI'm just a regular ol' Vince Jordan!
ReplyDeleteMGK started it!
ReplyDeleteITs funny because MGK pushed Heath Slater backstage and pushed Owens first. Why should anyone care Owens powerbombed him since he was the instigator?
ReplyDeleteIs Cena on Smackdown much?
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteNow I have a theory... MGK was upset because Owens wouldn't shake his hand... is MGK actually a locker room veteran??????
some of the workers look like they breed with chickens
ReplyDeleteThat's just rude!
ReplyDeleteSo, I clicked on that King of the Mountain link and read the rules of the match. I'm going back to bed now.
ReplyDeleteLAZY!
ReplyDeleteWelp, it's that time of year where the NBA and NHL are done and baseball is still too early in the schedule to really get into yet. Don't care about tennis, NASCAR, or golf, so my sports viewing is basically done until late August.
ReplyDeleteI still confused about why HHH and Steph seem to hate Rollins now. I know that the "I did it all by myself" line was supposed to be the impetus for them bringing Brock back, but even with suspension of disbelief it's hard to buy into the notion that they put this plan in motion in less than three hours. Which means it had to be in the works before Seth's promo, which in turn leads us back to why.
ReplyDeleteHe should complain that the other stuff that's being served might not be chicken.
ReplyDeleteSide note - hit an all-you-can-eat KFC buffet 2x in my lifetime. Regretted both times.
Hardly ever, but people were complaining (in advance) that he wouldn't sell the apron bomb.
ReplyDeleteDONT FUCKIN CORD ME
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvh9FX17YJ8
Goddamn chicken-fuckers deserve it!! I will say though I have never seen a more blazed-up bunch of workers than at my local KFC/Taco Bell. This has nothing to do with chicken sex, just an observation.
ReplyDeleteComplaining in advance is easier as there isn't any pesky evidence to prove you wrong.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures show an obvious rat with a long tail. It doesn't even look like a piece of chicken.
ReplyDeleteSkepticism is something that I hold near and dear to me. It's what has kept me sane.
Is the King of the Mountain match basically a reverse ladder match, where guys try to put the thing or whatever on the top of the ladder?
ReplyDeleteUgh if so.
Maybe the reason they are stuck working at Chickenbell is because they blaze up?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think you have to take the belt and hang it above the ring.
ReplyDeleteYou just put more thought into this than the creative staff.
ReplyDeleteReal life digression:
ReplyDeleteThe bank that handles my workplaces direct deposits for payroll fucked up and didn't pay anyone. Because of my combination of uncaring heartlessness and posi-trollness I've been voted to be the point man for explaining this to all the employees as they call in or drop by accounting. This should be a fun day. Someone called me basic!
KFC: Another restaurant I now avoid for health and various other reasons.
ReplyDeleteI'm basically down to Dukin Donuts, McDonald's and Jimmy John's. And after this morning's fiasco, I may be down to two.
He's been rebelling against them for a while now.Look at how he treats Kane and J&J.
ReplyDeleteBut with lots of pinfalls, and a penalty box cage, and falls count anywhere.
ReplyDeleteOwens did refuse MGK's handshake though, which in the hip hop community is a drive-by shooting level offence. Owens got lucky.
ReplyDeleteDid they at least give you a stick?
ReplyDeleteHaving won more championships last night than Lebron James did (TRIVIA FOR THE WIN!), I think I've earned an extra 45 minutes of sleep. Then, I have a comic book column to write.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he treats the subordinates badly, but so do HHH and Steph. Unless it's a "hey, only we can do that to our pledges!' deal, but even that's stretching it.
ReplyDeleteMight as well do a "company on a pole" match.
ReplyDeleteI need to try Jimmy John's as an alternative to Subway, which I'm tired of. It's either that or Firehouse.
ReplyDeleteUse this script:
ReplyDelete"Fuck you. You will get paid when you get paid and I hope you don't like it. Going to be late on your rent? Little Joey needs formula and you are out of money? Plan your life better next time."
McDonalds? Why waste a fast food trip on that? Switch to Five Guys, you'll be thankful!
ReplyDeleteMan you have it rough. ROUGH!
ReplyDeleteYou have to explain to people as they come in? Are you not allowed to just send round an email explaining it?
ReplyDelete"STOP LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK AND START INVESTING IN A VALID 401K, MOTHERUCKERS!!"
ReplyDelete"Sorry folks, bank messed up. Nobody got paid. No we can't reimburse overdrafts. Have a great day!"
ReplyDeleteThen follow this up by wiping your ass with a $100 then lighting a cigar with another, not shit stained $100.
ReplyDeletePanicked people have been in and out all day.
ReplyDeleteTell them "sorry about yo damn luck"
ReplyDeleteI have been in a really sunshine way!
ReplyDeleteSaid people also probably bought a car they couldn't afford because "they just couldn't pass it up, man"
ReplyDeleteThe most irritating question will be "When WILL it be in?"
ReplyDeleteBecause it matters. When it is there is when it will be there.
That said they should fire the bank that handles this.
Ah. What's important is that even when you say there's nothing you can do, that they explain all the reasons why they really need the money right now and try and make it seem like your fault.
ReplyDeleteI'm really hoping for a cryer.
ReplyDeleteHi Dixie! LOL
ReplyDeleteJersey Mike's can take both of them, although JJ's isn't bad.
ReplyDeleteIn reality, I do feel sorry for these people. If I ever got in a situation where my life depended on getting a paycheck on an exact day, I'd likely park my car in my garage and fire up the engine.
ReplyDelete1. Convenience: there's a McDonald's less than ten minutes from my house in either direction.
ReplyDelete2. Consistency: it's never great, but I know what I'm getting each time.
3. Cost: self-explanatory.
I don't go every day or even every week. But if I'm on the road and need something to keep my energy up, it's usually where I stop. The nearest Five Guys is a bit of a drive from my house, but if I'm in the area I might give them a try.
When some guy is unable to make the bills or whatever because of this use that opportunity to nail his wife by telling her a real man would be prepared for this and wouldn't let this happen to her.
ReplyDeleteAt least it happened in the middle of the month and not toward the end, where people usually rely on it more to pay rent. Other than that, tough luck.
ReplyDelete^Freebie Pro Tip
ReplyDeleteYou can sign up for my full course to learn my entire wife getting method.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1smn175
ReplyDeleteCompletely agree with Waltman here.TMZ are scumbags.
If it wasn't for TMZ, Waltman would be dead.
ReplyDeleteGood morning blog
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5gTsQbQD44
Ah the life of an office accountant. Nobody ever bothers you unless you fuck up then all hell breaks loose.
ReplyDeleteGod speed.....
Parallax!
ReplyDelete*cue cheesy sitcom music leading into a commercial break*
I've been to two Five Guys in my life, and both times I have been dramatically disappointed. The burgers (one location in my hometown, another in Philadelphia) were nasty, the fries cold and stale, and the prices fucking outrageous. I'm firmly in the Cook Out camp now.
ReplyDeleteSo oes that mean you'll be giving it to her on time from now on?
ReplyDelete*drops mic*
Finn Balor's call-up to the main roster has been indefinitely suspended according to Meltzer.
ReplyDeleteReason?
ReplyDeleteAnd then I would show up, tear the door off the hinges and say 'DON'T DO IT MIKEY! THERE'S SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR!!"
ReplyDelete....and then show you your own blog. Which Parallax can provide the link for.
Kevin Owens V Cesaro on Smackdown this week - oh shiet
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's some pretty low shit to release those calls.
ReplyDeleteNone given, though house money is on the fact that Owens is now gone, and with Itami and Zayn on the shelf until the Autumn, they need Balor to shore up a suddenly-thin NXT roster.
ReplyDeleteI found out last night that another guy I used to work with at my old job got fired. This morning, said gentleman called me to see if I could help him get a job at my current employer. I have zero connection to the department where he would work and sending in his resume himself would have the same force and effect of me sending it in. I also have no real desire to help him out, since him owing me a favor would mean nothing.
ReplyDeleteI am considering changing my phone number.
Yeah, I think I'm watching.
ReplyDeleteProbably because Owens has been awesome, and NXT needs an anchor.
ReplyDeleteThe Jersey Mikes in NYC is to skimpy for my tastes. 2 slices of turkey on a giant bun does not a sandwich make
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing injuries plus no one expecting Owens to take off like a fat, slovenly rocket.
ReplyDelete"Diversify yo bonds!"
ReplyDeleteOk that got a laugh out of me
ReplyDelete"Knock knock."
ReplyDelete"Who's there?"
"Not your paycheck!"
'MAKE SURE THAT IT'S LOW RISK, YOU STUPID FUCK!"
ReplyDelete"Hey want to buy me lunch? Oh wait you can't because you didn't get your paycheck!"
ReplyDeleteOr you could just say no, I can't help you.
ReplyDeleteAssuming Owens wins the rubber match against cena..wats next for Owens...move on to the world title, fued with kane/big show, nxt is really beneath him now...
ReplyDeleteNever seen this before...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAWtSDSRvMs
Lex Luger vs. Sid WCW Worldwide 1991
It's funny how this could also parlay into a discussion on the financial woes of TNA.
ReplyDeleteSaid the ecw office
ReplyDeleteI actually did say that, and I explained why. His response: Well, I'm going to send you my resume, so you can see what you can do. Some people just don't want to hear reality.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how NXT started touring right around the time Owens was brought up to the main roster and exploded and Zayn and Itami went down with injuries. Not exactly the strongest time to go on the road (though it's not like it's WWE's fault)
ReplyDeleteWins the newly resurrected European title.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... boring feud with face Bray Wyatt?
ReplyDeleteIn Zayn and Itami's case, shit unfortunately happens, but I don't think they expected Owens to catch fore the way he did
ReplyDeleteIf Owens hits a pop up powerbomb on Show, I will shit my pants.
ReplyDeleteSo the Phils get blasted 19-3, and right fielder Jeff Franceour had to pitch two innings (48 pitches!) because the Phils' bullpen phone was off the hook.
ReplyDeleteThis is bad comedy.
While a late paycheck is better than no paycheck, I still wonder why wrestlers would want to keep working for TNA. I assume it has to do with being on TV and being able to up their asking price for indie bookings?
ReplyDeletePhils are bad. I thought the Sox were bad, but the Phils are worse. I would hate to be a Phillies fan right now. Their system is a mess. It will be a long time before they ever cintend again.
ReplyDeleteBetween the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Mike Rotundo, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Seth Rollins, destined to wear the World Heavyweight Title of WWE upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high ratings!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg
"The competitors in the match start out as "ineligible" to win. In order to become "eligible", a wrestler must score a pinfall or submission on an opponent. The opponent who submits or is pinned is forced to spend two minutes in the "penalty box" cage. More than one wrestler can be in the cage. This often results in wrestlers fighting inside the cage or forming some sort of alliance.
ReplyDeleteOnce "eligible", the wrestler may win the match by retrieving the belt and hanging it on the hook suspended above the ring with the aid of the ladders. A TNA official maintains possession of the belt and circles the ring, staying out of the action as much as possible. When a wrestler wishes to hang the belt, he must retrieve it from the official. Once the belt is in play, any other wrestler who is eligible may attempt to steal the belt and hang it. Once the belt has been dropped and no wrestler is attempting to hang it, a referee returns the belt to the official."
If it takes 2 paragraphs to explain how your match works, it will probably suck.
Five Guys was so bad when I ate it for the first time. Not sure why people hype it up so much.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that's the reason. Being on TNA is infinitely better than not being on TV at all.
ReplyDeleteJersey Mikes recently expanded into Texas, I tried them once and it was basically "Blue and Red Subway"
ReplyDeleteHere's what you need to know:
ReplyDelete- The bullpen is bad.
- Buttley and Howard are terribawful (not to mention Carlos Ruiz, who is so bad he's the worst kind of invisible).
- Pitching is atrocious. Let's get nine people here and we could field a better starting rotation.
- Dom Brown is untradeable. Whereas before it was because he was awesome, it's now because he's so NOT awesome.
And the really bad thing? Philly media is ignoring that 1) there's a huge ownership battle brewing, 2) the team's attendance is the lowest it's been in decades, and 3) a lame-duck GM is still in charge, making big decisions when it's almost set in stone he won't be back next year.
I'll say it again - SO glad I got out of Philly.
Because WWE is committed to The Authority angle continuing as one of the worst main event angles in WWE history.
ReplyDeleteName brand thing. Without TV exposure we never hear about guys like Manik or Robbie E.
ReplyDeleteFor Marv...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/FrankSomervilleKTVU/posts/943694729027188?comment_id=943819275681400¬if_t=comment_mention
#TROLOLOL
:)
There was a place over here in Bryan called Lenny's. I never had the chance to try it before they shut down.
ReplyDeleteAlso, make sure to study the Jimmy Johns menu before you go there. They have a bunch of freebie add ons that you have to specifically request to be put on your sub. If you don't, you wind up getting a sandwich that looks like the nasty subs other fast food places use in commercials making fun of Subway
ReplyDeleteYour last sentence cannot get enough upvotes.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I forgot about Ruben Amaro being in charge. I hope they draft better than they trade.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine them succeeding in NYC where you have local deli's that are actually good. But as far as chains go, they're pretty solid everywhere else I've tried them
ReplyDeleteHe's in charge of drafting and he ain't gonna be here! So much wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteHe'd probably become the new ultra-dominant U.S. Champion, leading to someone finally derailing him at WrestleMania 32 in Dallas (Sami Zayn ladder match, anyone? Anyone?)
ReplyDeletehence signing Joe and supposedly reaching out to AJ i guess. Also they could definitely do a Balor/Cesaro tour given Kidd is out.
ReplyDeleteSo will Show
ReplyDeleteSo let's fighting.
ReplyDeleteLet's fighting love.
Why is Frenchy still in the league? Oh, Ruben Amaro, Jr? Okay, nvm.
ReplyDeleteI have decided to get my doctoral in higher education soon. Then I can be Dr. Death Dr Facts!
ReplyDeleteThey made awful decisions when they didn't have to. All of their really stupid blunders came after they won the Series in 08. Is Pat Gillick leaving an organization a curse? The Jays, Orioles, and Phillies have all run into trouble after he left.
ReplyDeleteI think Gillick works for "right now" rather than the future. That's why the teams are a mess after he leaves. He does not have a mindset to set a team up for down the road.
ReplyDeleteFollow Up To Earlier IT Gripe:
ReplyDeleteI have now finished the user request. How do you think I will handle this:
A) Promptly let him know it is finished and consider the matter closed
B) Tell him nothing. Wait for him to test it again and think the issue fixed itself
C) Wait until it has been 2 weeks and 1 day since the original request to tell him it is done to punish him for complaining earlier
That is the only reason isn't it?
ReplyDeleteC.
ReplyDeleteProtect my balls!
ReplyDeletePretty much, yes.
ReplyDeleteNo, the problem is 100% Ruin Tomorrow, Jr. He traded away prospects for guys who could win now, traded away good players for bad (one trade left an opening for a PTBNL, and that guys was one of the Phils top prospects, who was left unprotected because Amaro is a boob) and signed Ryan Howard to a $1 billion contract that the Phils will have to eat about 95% of if they even want to begin talking about trading him.
ReplyDeleteHe is terribawful.
Why do people always tell me to restart my computer? Why can't you just fix it for me so it doesn't happen again?
ReplyDeleteDamn EPA guidelines mean that doesn't work anymore.
ReplyDeleteWe did this conversation yesterday. If you are going to be a Dr. you need to step up your game.
ReplyDeleteJR, Shumpert, Delly, and James Jones were 0-for-21 in the Finals in the few moments LeBron wasnt on court. Damn
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, that is not a talented group. At all.
ReplyDeleteA nice sign on your office and a pre-recorded voice mail message would be my play, along with a "Did You Know: the money in your paycheck does not expire if you don't blow all of it by the next payday!"
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what does James Jones have on LeBron to stay on his teams?
ReplyDeleteHow is that being fair? "They sucked because they suck"?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/hulk-hogans-129-million-sex-tape-battle-could-have-lasting-implications-for-privacy-attitudes/story-fno61i58-1227402778077
ReplyDeleteSue these fuckers out of existence.
D) Send him a virus attached to an email stating that the issue has been resolved.
ReplyDeleteI'm not one to believe in curses or anything, but is it possible that Cleveland is simply destined to be an also-ran when it comes to sports?
ReplyDeleteAnyone here familiar with the band Tokyo Police Club? I just listened to an EP by the lead vocalist, Dave Monks. It wasn't too bad at all. Solid listen.
ReplyDeleteNot until next week. I'd probably have to be the one that fixes it this week.
ReplyDeleteOfficially off the singles market. A little crazy since I had only met her once before going into Friday, and that was platonically a year ago
ReplyDeleteShe wore your shirt, didn't she?
ReplyDeleteSmackdown is not yet proof of anything.
ReplyDeleteHe must be a good friend.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't gotten there yet, mainly cause she's a diehard Giants fan and most of my casual wear is Dodgers shirts. But Ill have her turn heel on her team in due time
ReplyDeleteYou have to lower expectations for shitty players like them. Its not against the norm that they stunk.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteMan you got pussy whipped quickly.
That said I suddenly find her very desirable.
*SetHHH Pedigrees you*
ReplyDeleteThat's our Parallax!
ReplyDelete:: Laugh Track ::
ReplyDeleteBefore we married, I gave Mrs. Stranger my Red Sox jersey to wear to bed. Needless to say, there was something about the team lettering on the front suddenly appearing in 3-D and the hem ending at the hips that just told me to let her keep it.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Stranger is an attractive lady.
I hope I start getting massive pops from the live studio audience like Al Bundy did in later seasons.
ReplyDeleteOr Kramer.
ReplyDeleteAnd when Stranger shows up at your door and you immediately slam it in his face, that gets the biggest pop of the show.
ReplyDelete"Mrs. Stranger is an attractive lady."
ReplyDelete:: Vouches for this ::
Wait does that make Mrs. Stranger Marcy?
ReplyDeleteExcept for the not-so-subtle lesbian leanings.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk
ReplyDelete*allows this comment due to the undeniable attractiveness level*
ReplyDeleteThose pops made the show completely unwatchable.
ReplyDeleteYou like how I painted you into that corner?
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? You of all people should know that awesomeness cannot be dneied.
ReplyDeleteThe humidity has not affected my hair at all today BTW
ReplyDelete50 years since a championship in ANY sport.
ReplyDeleteHey those are the guys LeBron wanted. He made his bed and now he has to lie in it. Granted Kyrie and Love were hurt, but you got what you asked for Bron
ReplyDeletehad a date all set up last week w the girl I've been talking to off and on for a few days online, confirm the date 48 hours later, then the night before I get some BS "sorry I have a last minute meeting scheduled with the CEO and need to work late to prepare, let's do next week." Then I see pics of her camping on facebook. Then see she dematches me on Tinder.
ReplyDeleteBottom line--girls are crazy and dont know what the fuck they want.
At this breakneck speed, you'll be married and then divorced by Slammiversary. But congrats!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she found someone better than you?
ReplyDeletePerhaps it was a bear in the woods.
ReplyDeleteMan, the B/CS area is shit for food outside of a few places like Koppe Bridge
ReplyDeleteOr figured out he was Underskill
ReplyDeleteyou gotta keep those balls in the air though.
ReplyDeleteThey held onto their big guns and WS heroes for too long. It would be like if Hogan got a title run right now because of what he did in the 80s. Also, FWIW Frenchy was down in the minors working to be a reliever so it's not the same as if the Yankees sent out A-Rod to pitch
ReplyDeleteShhh. Don't give creative any ideas.
ReplyDeleteThey honestly billed Sid as being from "Wherever he darn well pleases." That's either awesome or really stupid.
ReplyDeleteshe doesn't know I'm a troll on a IWC message board.
ReplyDelete