Well, my wife's car won't run. It'll start, but then it dies immediately. According to the gauge, the gas tank is just under half full. No idea what the problem is, because I'm mechanically reclined. Don't have the money for this right now, which of course, is when these things happen. Guess we'll be making do with one car for awhile.
The bonus discs on this Flair shoot continue to be so bizarre. Flair is now complaining how if wanted to walk down the street naked, he'd be arrested, but if he was gay, it'd be celebrated. Or something.
Last night, I worked for the first time with the new deputy night editor, who felt the need to make an hour's worth of "new guy" jokes at me. Which would be fine, if it wasn't for the fact that I've been there now for two months.
Plus, he's an Asian guy with long hair who talks like Chris Kattan as Jed Mosely in the Wedding Bride on How I Met Your Mother. And he NEVER shuts up.
I love how his parents and sisters are doing the interviews defending this douchenozzle and explaining/excusing his actions, like he's not 27 fucking years old.
I never tire of Fail Army compilations. Watching people attempt unnecessary physical stunts, or stunts involving motor vehicles, and getting proper rekt, never gets old.
Eh. I get a little squishy about a lot of those clips. Kind of like the reason I generally don't enjoy Seinfeld; that show often made me feel uncomfortable because the characters were so fucking stupid.
So would putting the title on Ambrose and then having MiTB winner Reigns turn on him actually work? I mean, it sounds good, but will it actually work when you still have the Authority hovering around? I'm just wondering how Reigns as a non-Authority heel would play in HHH and Steph's World.
Just start utilizing a thousand-yard stare whenever he starts yakking. If done right, it will unnerve him and he'll leave you alone. Of course, he might also think you're hitting on him, but those are the breaks.
Kermit is not a real frog. He is merely a puppet, and so incapable of hopping. If he is portrayed as hopping then that is the fault of his puppeteer and not his own.
Friend of mine was an an indie show in NYC last night. Samoa Joe was there. Friend was taking a piss when Joe came in and went to the urinal next to him. Said nothing weird happened and Joe does wash his hands. Apologies to anyone who thought this was going to be an interesting tale.
So for the first time this season I am intentionally benching David Ortiz on my fantasy team. I was conflicted, thinking that each game was going to be the game where he breaks out, but it looks like he's on his last legs.
Also, while everyone was sleeping, I snagged Joe Ross who looks good in his debut today with the Nationals. I won't get his stats until his next start, but I'm on he look out for all the pitching I can get.
It's different, obviously. Wrestling at its best is fucking amazing and inspirational. I never, ever got that from Seinfeld on any level. Granted, one has to wade through a lot of crap to get to moments like the main event at WM30 or WM6, or Punk's pipe bomb, Savage Steamboat at WM3, etc.
With Seinfeld, it wasn't just the characters. The situations often made me change the channel.
Also, it's my taste. I will like or dislike whatever I choose for my own reasons. Your approval, or that of anyone, really, is not required.
FOX News are the best trolls in the world, and they make big money doing it. I actually lean somewhat conservative at times, but I don't see how anyone can take them seriously.
Watching 30 Rock again has been a revelation. Tina Fey knew what was up at NBC and was telling the world if people had just paid attention: Bill Cosby is a sex criminal, Brian Williams is a goof, nobody likes Ann Curry, etc.
The night guy at my local McDonalds literally never gets the order right. There is always a huge ordeal at the order box, and then the order is always wrong. One hundred percent of the time.
The local Taco Bell has gotten bad lately. They used to be consistently solid, and are the only thing open after 11p. The last few times my wife has gone after work, they have fucked up and taken waaaay too long.
I guess it depends on what your goal is. For example, if I was on the road, spending the night in a cheap motel and heading out in the morning, I'd probably go for a known chain. However, if I was on vacation somewhere new, getting a taste of local cuisine is part of the experience.
My wedding was solid. I wore jeans, told everyone to dress casually, we had bbq chicken and ribs and a bunch of great sides at a place we chose largely for the food, and we had two ice cream cakes, because...well, me.
Watching Survivor Series 2000, and something struck me about the 2000-01 HHH run: he wasn't a cowardly heel. The only time he ever showed any fear was the Cactus Jack reveal. Also, "My Time" is much better as an instrumental.
Touched on it last night at the end of the late night thread, but I'll reiterate it; "Spy" was a four-snowflake movie. That was pretty fucking hilarious and yeah, the trailers definitely did not do it justice. McCarthy was great; I liked they didn't make her do the usual Chris Farley schtick or make her the "accidental" bumbling spy; they make her a really likable character who's surprisingly good at being a spy and that offered a lot more funnier scenarios than the exhausted aforementioned character types (she has a pretty nifty fight scene involving a frying pan that leads to some good Jackie Chan-ish gags).
Whole cast was great: Jason Statham did his best job in ages, was even better here than his much-hyped-but-kinda-underused Furious 7 job, he's rrally fucking funny ("I got an idea; I go into the Face/Off machine..."). Alison Janney, Peter Seranoficz(?), Rose Byrne, everyone just crushes it.
It actually reminded me of the Jump St where it winks and subverts a lot of action-comedy without outright spoofing it, and rely a lot more of great lines ("I'm the one who's gonna cut your dick off and super glue it to your forehead, make you look like a limp-dick unicorn!") than slapstick. Seriously, you'll laugh your ass off, if you need a damn good comedy, strongly recommended.
Yeah, it was ruined by the 2002 face run with its terrible Jericho feud, then his Ric Flair impersonation phase with its terrible opponents. After HBK, it was Steiner, then Nash, then he ruined Goldberg instead of sitting out that Elimination Chamber match instead of bowing out with an injury and vacating the belt.
It actually seems like it might be funny. But I haven't been to a movie theater since The Dark Knight Rises, so I'll probably be waiting for the DVD/cable/whatever to see it.
So how is this Sepp Blatter thing playing elsewhere? Here in 'Murica, they're basically painting him as the Dutch version of Boss Hogg, just wheeling and dealing and possibly trying to catch them Duke boys.
Please stop saying no doubt about it, Vampiro.
ReplyDeleteThe Duggar Family are terrible people in just about every way possible. Just thought I'd say that.
ReplyDeleteWell, my wife's car won't run. It'll start, but then it dies immediately. According to the gauge, the gas tank is just under half full. No idea what the problem is, because I'm mechanically reclined. Don't have the money for this right now, which of course, is when these things happen. Guess we'll be making do with one car for awhile.
ReplyDeleteThe bonus discs on this Flair shoot continue to be so bizarre. Flair is now complaining how if wanted to walk down the street naked, he'd be arrested, but if he was gay, it'd be celebrated. Or something.
ReplyDeleteThe streets are full of naked gay men in America?
ReplyDeleteLast night, I worked for the first time with the new deputy night editor, who felt the need to make an hour's worth of "new guy" jokes at me. Which would be fine, if it wasn't for the fact that I've been there now for two months.
ReplyDeletePlus, he's an Asian guy with long hair who talks like Chris Kattan as Jed Mosely in the Wedding Bride on How I Met Your Mother. And he NEVER shuts up.
I think I need to find a new job, you guys.
Alternator?
ReplyDeleteI generally don't consider reality tv people to be "people" in the traditional sense.
ReplyDeleteWait, no more alternators in cars, right? The starter?
ReplyDeleteSPARK PLUGS!
ReplyDeleteNo more alternators in cars?
ReplyDeleteI needed to make a point about no one taking my advise on cars.
ReplyDeleteOh. Ok.
ReplyDeleteNo idea. Not really looking for advice because I wouldn't know how to fix anything anyway.
ReplyDeleteJust go Mickey Rooney a la Breakfast at Tiffany's on him. That'll solve the problem.
ReplyDeleteFor a number of years I thought that Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan were the same guy.
ReplyDeleteThen I was talking to my wife about how I hated Jimmy Fallon because he was in that terrible Night at the Roxbury picture and she set me straight.
One of the few perks they get.
ReplyDeleteI love how his parents and sisters are doing the interviews defending this douchenozzle and explaining/excusing his actions, like he's not 27 fucking years old.
ReplyDeleteIn the gay village here, during pride week, yes.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise typically not. Canada though, not America.
Well, clearly, it's always too cold in Canada.
ReplyDeleteFor reference:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lapak02ct3E
For reference:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/Lapak02ct3E?t=8m37s
I never tire of Fail Army compilations. Watching people attempt unnecessary physical stunts, or stunts involving motor vehicles, and getting proper rekt, never gets old.
ReplyDeleteEh. I get a little squishy about a lot of those clips. Kind of like the reason I generally don't enjoy Seinfeld; that show often made me feel uncomfortable because the characters were so fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteI like the Thug Life ones.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like Asians?
ReplyDeleteWait...wasn't that Abey's gimmick for awhile?
ReplyDeleteThe best Thug Life.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-vTeszSNs8
Ok, that was fucking funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, hyenas get a bad rap. They're pretty fucking badass.
I've never seen those. But if they involve people jumping things and getting smashed, I'm in.
ReplyDeleteI've never had any tolerance for jumping. I don't even like bunnies. Hoppity little bastards.
The current conservative line of comparing Lena Dunham and Duggar likes it's the same thing is obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteThe Lion King made them look like dopes.
ReplyDeleteIt's best not to learn nature from Disney films. Even the "real-life nature" ones.
ReplyDeleteEven without that.
ReplyDeleteyup. Lemmings say hello.
ReplyDeleteYet...you watch basketball?
ReplyDeleteWhat? No! That's all ABOUT jumping!
ReplyDeleteI've been to a couple of live games when I get company seats and mostly I just frown though it.
Ah. Ok then. I admire consistency.
ReplyDeleteGood game.
ReplyDeleteNot what I meant, but yes.
ReplyDeleteI don't like frogs either.
ReplyDeleteSo would putting the title on Ambrose and then having MiTB winner Reigns turn on him actually work? I mean, it sounds good, but will it actually work when you still have the Authority hovering around? I'm just wondering how Reigns as a non-Authority heel would play in HHH and Steph's World.
ReplyDeletehttp://greenmarketingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Sad-Kermit.jpg
ReplyDeleteWell, clearly, if it happened, he'd join the AUTHORITAY.
ReplyDeleteOh, shut up. I'm not Abey.
ReplyDeleteJust start utilizing a thousand-yard stare whenever he starts yakking. If done right, it will unnerve him and he'll leave you alone. Of course, he might also think you're hitting on him, but those are the breaks.
ReplyDeleteAt least its a better ending than Kane and J & J interfering again.
ReplyDeleteKermit is not a real frog. He is merely a puppet, and so incapable of hopping. If he is portrayed as hopping then that is the fault of his puppeteer and not his own.
ReplyDeleteKermit is ok.
U mad, Vampibro?
ReplyDeleteFriend of mine was an an indie show in NYC last night. Samoa Joe was there. Friend was taking a piss when Joe came in and went to the urinal next to him. Said nothing weird happened and Joe does wash his hands. Apologies to anyone who thought this was going to be an interesting tale.
ReplyDeleteSee, that's what I mean. Wouldn't we just be switching out Rollins for Reigns in that case? And if so, what's the point?
ReplyDeletehttp://media4.giphy.com/media/gpXfKa9xLAR56/200.gif
ReplyDeleteI'm just not sure why his ethnicity is so integral to his description...seems like you're lashing out on it...
ReplyDeleteI bet you HATE when Glen survives on The Walking Dead!
Telling. Stories.
ReplyDeletehttp://emotibot.net/pix/6040.jpg
ReplyDeleteHe didn't utilize the one urinal one? Bad form, Joe.
ReplyDeleteWasn't too impressed with the season premier of Hannibal.
ReplyDeleteI think it had to do with painting a picture about his appearance.
ReplyDeleteGot a marriage tonight. That means one thing, free food.
ReplyDelete:: sigh ::
ReplyDelete...goddammit Slick...
Those characters are stupid so you won't watch. But you will watch wrestling....hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car is it?
ReplyDeleteI assume you mean a wedding? Because if you're getting married, then that means more than food.
ReplyDeleteIt would work and it is a good idea. But Ambrose and Reigns are soooooo good together.
ReplyDeleteI'm not getting married, hell no. That's a contract I won't sign.
ReplyDeleteYou're better off just paying for your own dinner.
ReplyDeleteThey need a tag team reign ASAP.
ReplyDeleteYou know if this was a sitcom or commercial, they'd fast forward to you walking down the aisle at your wedding.
ReplyDeleteSo for the first time this season I am intentionally benching David Ortiz on my fantasy team. I was conflicted, thinking that each game was going to be the game where he breaks out, but it looks like he's on his last legs.
ReplyDeleteAlso, while everyone was sleeping, I snagged Joe Ross who looks good in his debut today with the Nationals. I won't get his stats until his next start, but I'm on he look out for all the pitching I can get.
Marriage is great for my friends and relatives. But I'd rather have cash.
ReplyDeleteMay need to get a tune up
ReplyDeleteIt's different, obviously. Wrestling at its best is fucking amazing and inspirational. I never, ever got that from Seinfeld on any level. Granted, one has to wade through a lot of crap to get to moments like the main event at WM30 or WM6, or Punk's pipe bomb, Savage Steamboat at WM3, etc.
ReplyDeleteWith Seinfeld, it wasn't just the characters. The situations often made me change the channel.
Also, it's my taste. I will like or dislike whatever I choose for my own reasons. Your approval, or that of anyone, really, is not required.
Love,
Hoss
I'll only marry with Ronda Rousey, but that's never gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteSo, I know no one in this wedding. I don't get along with my folks in years, but we all live in the same house. What a glorious night is gonna be.
ReplyDeleteGet nice and toasted and let everyone know how you really feel. Give the people something to remember.
ReplyDeleteFuck no, I'll stay there for an half hour. Then "bye mom, I got my keys".
ReplyDeleteHonda Accord. Not sure of the year off the top of my head. Low mileage. It generally just gets used to get to her job and back, about 6 miles one way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. It'll be awhile before I can take it anywhere to be diagnosed.
ReplyDeleteHoss gets me!
ReplyDelete"Also, it's my taste. I will like or dislike whatever I choose for my
ReplyDeleteown reasons. Your approval, or that of anyone, really, is not required."
You're breaking the rules of Internet!
Come on dude, did he take a look? We all know the info we want here.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll drink tonight and sing "Too Drunk to Fuck" at the wedding party.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was late. I was totally going to make a joke about having to get married in Brazil in order to get free food.
ReplyDeleteDid he break the urinal on the way out?
ReplyDeleteno.
ReplyDeleteHOSS DANCE TIME!
ReplyDeletePlease do, and provide video.
ReplyDeleteI liked getting married so much, I'm doing it again with the same girl later this month!!
ReplyDelete#HOSSRULES
ReplyDeleteyup.
ReplyDeleteWell, you're happy. My parents hate each other but still get married.
ReplyDeleteno doubt about it
ReplyDeleteFOX News are the best trolls in the world, and they make big money doing it. I actually lean somewhat conservative at times, but I don't see how anyone can take them seriously.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd be scared to take her hand, lest she take my arm.
ReplyDeleteopa!
ReplyDeletehttp://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr04/20/4/anigif_enhanced-3730-1397982930-3.gif
what, it didn't take the first time?
ReplyDeleteno.
ReplyDeleteCity Hall weddings have notoriously low guest lists. Now EVERYBODY can join in!
ReplyDelete#HOSSAPPROVED
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dennys.com/food/breakfast/lumberjack-slam/
ReplyDeleteDamn, this shit is calling my name.
Get the same thing anywhere other than Denny's. You will be happier with your decision.
ReplyDeleteGotcha.
ReplyDeleteno time to lose
ReplyDeleteI'd rather eat breakfast from McDonald's than Denny's. Why? Because McDonald's never gave me food poisoning.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, NYC subway system! Can you just run on time ONCE? No? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI would never cheat her, NEVER!
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteComing out of a Denny's complaining about the food is like coming out of a whorehouse and complaining about not feeling loved.
The Egg McMuffins has never failed me yet
ReplyDeleteWe're three weeks away from the event, we've already pulled in $3700 in cash, with a bunch of gifts.
ReplyDeleteCL Final tonight!
ReplyDeleteFully expect Barcelona to win this one.
That's the worst name I've ever heard.
ReplyDeleteMessi> CR7.
ReplyDeleteThey did fucking irritate me yesterday. I stopped on my way to my unemployment orientation thing. I ordered 3 things.
ReplyDeletesausage burrito
sausage biscuit
large diet coke
I got a sausage mcmuffin instead of a sausage biscuit, and because I ate it second, I was too far down the road to go back.
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
Jerks.
Interviewer: "When are you going to TNA?" Ric Flair: "Never." lololol
ReplyDeleteWatching 30 Rock again has been a revelation. Tina Fey knew what was up at NBC and was telling the world if people had just paid attention: Bill Cosby is a sex criminal, Brian Williams is a goof, nobody likes Ann Curry, etc.
ReplyDeleteBut Stan Ford says eating at chains is the smart thing to do, especially in new and unexplored locales
ReplyDeleteThe night guy at my local McDonalds literally never gets the order right. There is always a huge ordeal at the order box, and then the order is always wrong. One hundred percent of the time.
ReplyDelete#sarcasm
ReplyDeleteTwo words: hash brownd
ReplyDeleteYes, Yes it is.
ReplyDeleteOn whose part? Because he was serious
ReplyDeleteThe local Taco Bell has gotten bad lately. They used to be consistently solid, and are the only thing open after 11p. The last few times my wife has gone after work, they have fucked up and taken waaaay too long.
ReplyDeleteAlso jerks.
You mean this morning? #BestCoast
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for y'all then, because the denny's here is perfectly fine.
ReplyDeleteSoda is not breakfast appropriate
ReplyDeleteI think I need a new tablet. My first gen Surface RT keeps shutting itself off while I use it.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteI guess it depends on what your goal is. For example, if I was on the road, spending the night in a cheap motel and heading out in the morning, I'd probably go for a known chain. However, if I was on vacation somewhere new, getting a taste of local cuisine is part of the experience.
FORZA JUVE!
ReplyDeleteHe advocated it for the latter
ReplyDeleteGood Weddings I saw
ReplyDeleteMacho Man/Liz
Test/Steph
Eric Young/ODB
THE REST IS GARBAGE.
He advocated it while being on vacation? Bah. I disagree. No idea who the guy is either.
ReplyDeleteThey are very rare up here but one just opened about an hour away and there are lots of ads for it on the radio.
ReplyDeleteThis week's b-movie review is up. I was not disappointed. However, I think a blog rebranding is in order.
ReplyDeletehttp://memoriesat88mph.blogspot.com/2015/06/demonic-toys-1992.html
BARÇA!
ReplyDeleteClearly, this is a lie. Denny's sucks. Always. Everywhere. Their slogan should be, "Hey, we're open, and we're here."
ReplyDeleteHe's one of the lesser antagonists around here
ReplyDeletePretty much all I drink. Tea sometimes. don't like coffee.
ReplyDeleteOh, right. I think I ignored that portion of the thread, but now that you mention it, I recall seeing snippets.
ReplyDeleteOrange juice, baby
ReplyDeleteAnd hot chocolate in the winter
Ric Flair said WCW didn't want Bret Hart in late 1992. I find that hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about Evra. The fucking legend.
ReplyDeleteYou guys have radio up there now?
ReplyDeleteMy wedding was solid. I wore jeans, told everyone to dress casually, we had bbq chicken and ribs and a bunch of great sides at a place we chose largely for the food, and we had two ice cream cakes, because...well, me.
ReplyDeletei also wore a bib, because me.
Also, there is zero chance Bret would have wanted to jump when he was world champ.
ReplyDeleteI've been to a couple of good ones, but usually I don't like weddings.
ReplyDelete#KIDAPPROVED
ReplyDeleteKane/Lita,just for Trish's sluttiness
ReplyDeleteWasnt that one of the rumors for why he dropped the IC title to Mountie?
ReplyDeleteMessi. Suarez and Neymar, the trifecta of doom.
ReplyDeleteThat would probably be a cool wedding.
ReplyDeleteWe put effort into making ours fun for everyone, and we got really good reviews.
The Mountie fuck yeah
ReplyDeleteNo gimmick infringement, please.
ReplyDeleteHe was sick, with a 100 degrees fever!
ReplyDeleteWatching Survivor Series 2000, and something struck me about the 2000-01 HHH run: he wasn't a cowardly heel. The only time he ever showed any fear was the Cactus Jack reveal. Also, "My Time" is much better as an instrumental.
ReplyDeleteThat was late 91. This was late 92. Unless Ric got the date wrong.
ReplyDeleteOooohhh...it's a movie.
ReplyDeleteNo buys.
heh.
In most areas.
ReplyDeleteOh late 92
ReplyDeleteNever mind
Champions League; what's the rooting interest on the blog
ReplyDeleteAll those Argentinians, Psycho I'm disappointed in you!
ReplyDeleteYeah the Denny's here isn't too bad either
ReplyDeleteOh hang on, Suarez is Uruguayan. Still!
ReplyDeleteHot chocolate is acceptable. Orange juice is ok with the right amount of vodka. Maybe a touch of 7up.
ReplyDeleteNeymar is Brazilian.
ReplyDeleteChiellini is injured which has drastically Juve's already slim chances.
ReplyDeleteBarcelona winning.
ReplyDeleteThat makes Jack even more awesome in hindsight.
ReplyDeleteHe was a badass heel in 2000 and it was innovative. But almost fifteen years of the same gimmick is boring as fuck.
ReplyDeleteLET'S GO EVRA
ReplyDeleteAnd lo and behold that kind of booking made him the most over heel wrestler since like... Savage? Andre?
ReplyDeleteI prefer apple juice. Hot chocolate..meh.
ReplyDeleteEvra and Tevez to boss the show, Juve to win 3-2
ReplyDeleteTouched on it last night at the end of the late night thread, but I'll reiterate it; "Spy" was a four-snowflake movie. That was pretty fucking hilarious and yeah, the trailers definitely did not do it justice. McCarthy was great; I liked they didn't make her do the usual Chris Farley schtick or make her the "accidental" bumbling spy; they make her a really likable character who's surprisingly good at being a spy and that offered a lot more funnier scenarios than the exhausted aforementioned character types (she has a pretty nifty fight scene involving a frying pan that leads to some good Jackie Chan-ish gags).
ReplyDeleteWhole cast was great: Jason Statham did his best job in ages, was even better here than his much-hyped-but-kinda-underused Furious 7 job, he's rrally fucking funny ("I got an idea; I go into the Face/Off machine..."). Alison Janney, Peter Seranoficz(?), Rose Byrne, everyone just crushes it.
It actually reminded me of the Jump St where it winks and subverts a lot of action-comedy without outright spoofing it, and rely a lot more of great lines ("I'm the one who's gonna cut your dick off and super glue it to your forehead, make you look like a limp-dick unicorn!") than slapstick. Seriously, you'll laugh your ass off, if you need a damn good comedy, strongly recommended.
3-1 Barça.
ReplyDeleteEvra's been terrible this season.The game against Madrid was one of his few high points.
ReplyDeleteWait...Orange Juice...
ReplyDeleteGodammit, Orenthal...how are online from jail?
Also for Kane's music played on strings.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was ruined by the 2002 face run with its terrible Jericho feud, then his Ric Flair impersonation phase with its terrible opponents. After HBK, it was Steiner, then Nash, then he ruined Goldberg instead of sitting out that Elimination Chamber match instead of bowing out with an injury and vacating the belt.
ReplyDeleteNice review!
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to my heart, which is with the crooked Italian team
ReplyDeleteMovie.
ReplyDeletePogba to be the lynchpin in an unlikely victory in preparation for his summer move to City.
ReplyDeleteIt actually seems like it might be funny. But I haven't been to a movie theater since The Dark Knight Rises, so I'll probably be waiting for the DVD/cable/whatever to see it.
ReplyDeleteIt really looks fucking stupid. But, based on your statement, I may rent it when it hits home video. IT's not a theater movie for me.
ReplyDeleteThe matches were great, too. That helped a lot.
ReplyDelete"Hey, 'In Like Flint' that's my favorite movie!"
ReplyDeleteThe only clubs he'll go to will be Real Madrid and MAYBE PSG.
ReplyDelete95 percent on RT, what the hell. That's Mad Max levels of acclaim.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the picture.
ReplyDeleteThat reveal took me back to 1992, when I was legit scared of Vader and Cactus Jack, but not the Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate it when bitches have machine guns in their titties.
ReplyDeleteComedies are movies I have to watch with people; I feel weird laughing at a movie on my own.
ReplyDeleteMore weird than spending half my day on a wrestling blog. That's weird too
They ain't lying, it's the kind of movie where you're laughing so hard you miss the next lines of dialogue.
ReplyDeleteThe consensus seems to be that the ads don't reflect the type of movie it actually is.
ReplyDelete"Perhaps next time, you should try foreplay!"
ReplyDeleteEh. I have no problem with it.
ReplyDeleteSo how is this Sepp Blatter thing playing elsewhere? Here in 'Murica, they're basically painting him as the Dutch version of Boss Hogg, just wheeling and dealing and possibly trying to catch them Duke boys.
ReplyDeleteBah. I got mine. Get yours - oh shit!"
ReplyDelete:: ducks ::
He's a soccer version of Don Corleone.
ReplyDeleteI remember when Foley cut that promo and revealed his Cactus Jack shirt, right on cue you can someone in the audience pull out Cactus Jack sign
ReplyDelete