Is that the Lifetime movie where the woman hooks up with a stranger who starts stalking her, only for the woman to adopt a child that is really from the black market and the real mom is a knife-wielding psycho whose boyfriend raped her on prom night?
My God, that Max Scherzer game was incredible, right down to losing the perfect game with two outs in the 9th on a hit batter. A one hitter and a no hitter back to back, that's beyond video game shit.
I started to type that I was responding to this post because I thought it'd be funny, then bailed halfway through when I realised it wasn't, and I don't care who knows it.
I'm ok with Ghostbusters II...until they make the Statue of Liberty walk. How I can accept the rest of the movie, but not that...I honestly have no idea.
Was just thinking that watching the ending. That should have been set up a hell of a lot more, before that, the slime was weird good vibe/bad vibe acting out, then suddenly they control it's movement
I can't hate on the movie too much because Murray just tries with all his might to carry that movie on his back. he should have won an oscar for effort
Ghosts? No problem. River of Slime? No problem. Bill Murray as a romantic lead in the late 1980s-early 1990s? The same guy being Mayor all those years later? That's FINE. Statue of Liberty walking to the tune of "Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher"? Go fuck yourself!
What I love is that it was all functional. The wammy bar shot the flames, the rig really ran, all those speakers fucking worked, and yeah, there were drummers all up on the back. Doof Warrior has a crazy-ass backstory too that George Miller wrote for him, where he was a blind kid whose mother was murdered and raped by outlaws, and who was found by Immortan Joe when he heard the boy playing guitar and wearing his mother's remains as a mask.
Immortan Joe. More iconic look. Of course, talk of "iconic" is SUPER premature right now, but no more premature than anything we're willing to proclaim the greatest (i.e., Cena/Owens).
Greg Valentine and Dick Slater with Larry Z in the corner vs. Arn and Eaton with Hayes in the corner...in 92....FUCK YOU WCW not only is everyone but Arn over the hill (sorry bobby) but it's such a hodgepodge of people
If anyone is a fan of Avatar The Last Airbender, they'll agree with me that if they ever give the series another shot at a film adaptation, he'd be an awesome Combustion Man
I like that my gf is a legit Giants fan, where she's either watching every game (and shit talking via text) or having me "babysit" on days she's away and text her score updates. Never dated a girl who liked sports, let alone one who liked baseball close to as much as I do
I take back what I said about Simmons winning the title earlier..the biggest problem was (according to the clip they just showed) having Van Hammer as the first person out there celebrating and raising his hand
I realize that this will probably just be my choice, but I fucking loved this song before the end of the first verse for the first time, and it set the perfect tone for the film.
The Future Mrs flew in this morning from Sacramento. She got zero sleep on her overnight flight and did not nap at all. She's out cold and has been for an hour. It's 2015.
I just watched Raw, Smackdown, and NXT all in a row (with liberal use of fast-forward), and right now Kevin Owens seems like the most important person on the planet.
This was more or less when things got completely awful. The idea that pinning Ron Harris had something to do with World Title changes completely confused me. This WCW period was slightly worse than Russo's first booking period (but not as bad as his completely fucking evil 2nd booking run of mid 2000).
I don't think so, but who knows? I think the original plan was Nash proclaiming himself champion 700 times before Sid jobbing to a bucket of water. Of course, Nash instead vanishes and Scott Steiner does his infamous promo that got him "fired" before Russo "rehired" him upon his return.
There was simply nothing good about this era: Norman continues to be booked like a jobber Iaukea's nonsensical push continues Kidman and Vampiro - both guys who should be moving up the card are trading wins ensuring neither guy gets over The whole arm breaking angle was interesting, but a shame it was wasted on Luger who had nothing to offer at this point 3 Count - a new hot act immediately get turned into jobbers
I don't really understand how you can say that the Sullivan era was better than the Russo one. Sure the Russo era was awful, but the Sullivan era was just infuriating.
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ReplyDeleteNow watching the second episode ever on Seinfeld
ReplyDeleteIt's been a little slow here today.
ReplyDeleteBe sure and tell Extant again.
ReplyDeleteSigh another night at home. I'm either too young or too old.
ReplyDeleteSo, who else is watching A Deadly Adoption on Lifetime tonight?
ReplyDeleteAt least I have alcohol!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the story behind it? Ferrell being "wacky and eccentric" like the beer commercial or favor for a friend or???
ReplyDeleteWCW loved their heel in a cage suspended above the ring...did Vince ever do that?
ReplyDeleteIs that the Lifetime movie where the woman hooks up with a stranger who starts stalking her, only for the woman to adopt a child that is really from the black market and the real mom is a knife-wielding psycho whose boyfriend raped her on prom night?
ReplyDeleteIt's over the top campy poking fun at Lifetime movies in general but Ferrel and Wig will be playing it straight from what I hear.
ReplyDeleteSo my assessment is probably not too far off then.
ReplyDeleteMy God, that Max Scherzer game was incredible, right down to losing the perfect game with two outs in the 9th on a hit batter. A one hitter and a no hitter back to back, that's beyond video game shit.
ReplyDeleteI think Lawler and Paul Bearer were in cages.
ReplyDeleteOh man....call the WCW hotline and vote if WCW should get rid of the Top rope rule......Bill Watts knew how to make angles to set the world on fire
ReplyDeleteNo it's not at all, here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cyCuMcU8k
ReplyDeleteWacky and eccentric, I bet they were bullshitting around, thought of it, then were like "why the fuck not?"
ReplyDeleteSince Neck Lips leaned into that last one for Scherzer, Cutch will probably get beaned for it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteComplete this sentence about yourself...
ReplyDelete"____________, and I don't care who knows it."
drunk
ReplyDeleteFor me, I think "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting is a great song, and I don't care who knows it.
ReplyDeleteyou are so brave
ReplyDeleteI also think "How You Remind Me" goes hard as fuck.
ReplyDeleteEw, I kinda miss the early era of Hollywood where people didn't have enough money to fuck around and actually had to earn their next jobs
ReplyDeleteAlso, "Drops of Jupiter" is pretty fantas---oh fuck, I'm a bad music repository, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteI started to type that I was responding to this post because I thought it'd be funny, then bailed halfway through when I realised it wasn't, and I don't care who knows it.
ReplyDeleteI was a fan of that song. it was before the nicklebacklash
ReplyDeleteor was a teenage girl in the early 00's
ReplyDeleteI have the DVR set but don't know if I'll live watch it
ReplyDeleteNo regrets.
ReplyDeleteYeah, didn't Paul Bearer do it at Survivor Series.. 96?
ReplyDeleteStunning Steve had a history of bad tights
ReplyDelete____________, and I don't care who knows it, at all.
ReplyDeleteI think Steve Harvey is funny
ReplyDeleteYou MONSTER! How could you say that in mixed company?
ReplyDeletedrunk
ReplyDeleteAnd bad wives.
ReplyDeleteOkay, he was the problem, but still.
Wasn't so hard to complete that sentence ..
ReplyDeletedrunk.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, I think Steve Harvey is funny too.
ReplyDelete"You ever see the movie Titanic? White people, always runnin' to jump on some bullshit."
I think Kate Upton is ugly
ReplyDeleteI'm ok with Ghostbusters II...until they make the Statue of Liberty walk. How I can accept the rest of the movie, but not that...I honestly have no idea.
ReplyDeleteI have Limp Bizkit in my iTunes and I don't care who knows it.
ReplyDeleteI've never wanted to be anything in life more than I want to be the Doof Warrior (flaming guitar guy) from Mad Max.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFzLXcwbVas
ReplyDeleteA classic.
ReplyDeleteI love that scene
ReplyDeleteI like Kanye West.
ReplyDeleteHe has to become a huge meme for a generation right? I love when they stop and he takes it down to a slow grove waiting for them to get going again
ReplyDeleteWas just thinking that watching the ending. That should have been set up a hell of a lot more, before that, the slime was weird good vibe/bad vibe acting out, then suddenly they control it's movement
ReplyDeleteI'm more bugged by the "let's use music against him!" bit straight out of Final Fantasy X.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know Ghostbusters 2 came first. I don't care.
I can't hate on the movie too much because Murray just tries with all his might to carry that movie on his back. he should have won an oscar for effort
ReplyDeleteGhosts? No problem. River of Slime? No problem. Bill Murray as a romantic lead in the late 1980s-early 1990s? The same guy being Mayor all those years later? That's FINE. Statue of Liberty walking to the tune of "Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher"? Go fuck yourself!
ReplyDeleteImmortan Joe loves a battle cry in his fights.
ReplyDeleteI love the milk joke surrounding Nathan Jones' character in Mad Max.
ReplyDeleteIf they ever go full on reboot, an origin story with Vigo as the bad guy controlling Stay Puft combine the best of both
ReplyDeleteWhat I love is that it was all functional. The wammy bar shot the flames, the rig really ran, all those speakers fucking worked, and yeah, there were drummers all up on the back. Doof Warrior has a crazy-ass backstory too that George Miller wrote for him, where he was a blind kid whose mother was murdered and raped by outlaws, and who was found by Immortan Joe when he heard the boy playing guitar and wearing his mother's remains as a mask.
ReplyDeleteMadness.
WITNESS ME!
ReplyDeleteAnd not only that, control it with an NES Advantage controller!
ReplyDelete*male tears* You know what part of that movie is.
ReplyDeleteImmortan Joe is swimming in first-rate poon, and I'm at home at a Saturday night. Something must change.
ReplyDelete*Chromes mouth. Dies*
That is amazing
ReplyDeleteSimilar one: I have probably 10-15 wrestling entrances in my iTunes and don't care who knows it.
ReplyDeleteHow else would you control it?
ReplyDeleteBAH
ReplyDeleteMEDIOCRE
Better Mad Max Villain?
ReplyDeleteHumonguos or Immortan Joe.
So, in addition to Kevin Nash, RIC goddamn FLAIR is in Magic Mike XXL?!
ReplyDeleteNot that I was going to see it anyway, but fuck, now I feel like I almost have to.
I just love that he makes his entrance drinking breast milk like Chappelle
ReplyDeleteBREAST MILK YOU MAKE MY DAAAAAYYYYAAAAYYY
Immortan Joe. More iconic look. Of course, talk of "iconic" is SUPER premature right now, but no more premature than anything we're willing to proclaim the greatest (i.e., Cena/Owens).
ReplyDeleteDitto. Some of them are great for working out like real American, Brock lesnar theme, and mark Henry theme
ReplyDeleteoh god.... Spin the Wheel make the deal...I didn't realize I was there yet.....
ReplyDeleteI'm home because if you saw what it was like out in my neck of the woods, you'd stay home too.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, given the technology of the time, it's probably the best bet.
ReplyDeleteI just want to know where they got one. Did they even have an NES at the firehouse? Did they have to run into Kay-Bee Toys and buy one?
The only man so shitty in the ring, that he got written out of his WM match on the pre-show.
ReplyDeleteWas there actually a hospital in Toronto benefited by the Piper-Lawler match at "How Much Does Dis Guy Weigh" 1994, or was that a total fabrication?
ReplyDeleteI love when he's sleeping then as soon as everyone starts gearing up, he immediately gets off his hammock and gets to shredding
ReplyDeleteSPIN THE WHEEL!
ReplyDeleteHe was a monster heel in that movie.
ReplyDeleteDoes the XXL refer to Ric's manboobs?
ReplyDeleteAnd he's arguably a bigger deal now with a decent acting career as an action heavy. Don't tell Vince!
ReplyDeleteNo, it refers to his debt.
ReplyDeleteThe redhead chick was the hottest of Joe's wives in Mad Max.
ReplyDeleteIf Vince saw him ripping out that engine, he'd jizz in his slacks
ReplyDeleteI mostly have newer ones. Finn's is a must-play while working out.
ReplyDeleteThat was Elvis's granddaughter IIRC
ReplyDeleteIf there's a MK reboot someday, Hollywood should call him.
ReplyDeleteNewest ones I have is shield theme and Sami Zane
ReplyDeleteWOW, she's really hot. I can see why the kid turned babyface.
ReplyDeleteI like amaretto sours
ReplyDeleteGreg Valentine and Dick Slater with Larry Z in the corner vs. Arn and Eaton with Hayes in the corner...in 92....FUCK YOU WCW not only is everyone but Arn over the hill (sorry bobby) but it's such a hodgepodge of people
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is a fan of Avatar The Last Airbender, they'll agree with me that if they ever give the series another shot at a film adaptation, he'd be an awesome Combustion Man
ReplyDeleteThat's what I always take from it lol
ReplyDeleteHe can also play Kratos.
ReplyDeleteI'm still partial to Djimon Hounsou but he'd be good too, at least look wise
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever heard anyone less cut out for radio than Dave Meltzer.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Spin the Wheel. has it ever been decided if they actually picked the dumbest of gimmicks or were to dumb to gimmick the wheel?
ReplyDeleteCo signed
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons. His voice is not for the ears.
ReplyDeleteMale tears falled down when he did the "witness me".
ReplyDeleteSnake Eyes
ReplyDeleteI agree
ReplyDeleteI still think Tom Hardy should be Kratos, just look at him in Warrior. He was anger personafied.
ReplyDeleteUpvote for "turned babyface"
ReplyDeleteA winner are both of you
ReplyDeleteIt's grown on me after listening to so many of his podcasts
ReplyDeleteOne of Nash's four moves, yes.
ReplyDeleteThe shrillness combined with the too cool for school attitude is rough
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered that myself
ReplyDeleteI liked Simmons until he became an insufferable name dropper and too full of his own bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when this was the case?
ReplyDeleteKatherine Schwarzenegger. Arnold's daughter. I would risk it.
ReplyDeletehttp://katherineschwarzenegger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fun.jpg
Don't make me go Arishikage on you
ReplyDeleteThe Ghostbusters song has to be the greatest movie song, ever? Like, I can't think of anything else that's even in the discussion
ReplyDeleteI liked him until all of his articles were nba related or mailbags.
ReplyDelete*GASP* someone who moves to the most vapid city in the history of the world becomes a Hollywood asshole? Amazing.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to PUMP
ReplyDeleteher up!
Risk her turning into Maria Shriver?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely more of the moms side in terms of looks
ReplyDeleteWolf of Wall Street on HBO, 2013's best movie. DAT MARGOT ROBBIE NUDE.
ReplyDeleteDanger Zone from Top Gun
ReplyDeleteI'd like to help her...Let off some steam
ReplyDeleteBetter nude scene: Margot Robbie in wolf of Wall Street or Alexandra daddario in true detective?
ReplyDeleteSterling Archer approves.
ReplyDeleteDaddario, those tits.
ReplyDeleteShould be fine as long as she doesn't drink from the wrong Holy Grail like Shriver
ReplyDeleteIt's like choosing who your favorite child is.
ReplyDeleteRobbie. Full frontal gets the edge
ReplyDeleteI'm alright from Caddyshack
ReplyDeleteThe Lights, Camera, Action robe was no prize either. Double cheeze
ReplyDeleteWas just thinking of that one
ReplyDeleteI like that my gf is a legit Giants fan, where she's either watching every game (and shit talking via text) or having me "babysit" on days she's away and text her score updates. Never dated a girl who liked sports, let alone one who liked baseball close to as much as I do
ReplyDeleteGaston from beauty and the beast
ReplyDeleteI'd want her to GET DOAWN
ReplyDeleteMy latest car review, to anyone who likes random non-sequiturs about fanciness.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5S_iAvnD2g
Theme from Rocky.
ReplyDeleteJoc Pederson with his 18th HR, Puig with a double. I want these guys in the OF for the next seven years.
ReplyDeleteDaddario, and it's not even close.
ReplyDeleteBest Kenny Loggins movie theme: Footloose, I'm Alright, Highway to the Calzone Zone, ER, DAAAANGER ZOOONE
ReplyDeleteShouldn't be too hard with a bottomless wallet.
ReplyDeleteCAUSE THE BILLION DOLLAR MEN ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY NYAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteDecided to say goodbye to Dusty and change the avatar
ReplyDeleteYup, I'll be resigned to watching Cole pitch for the Yanks, Sawks or Dodgers.
ReplyDeleteOFF TO DA MUTHASHIP IN DA SKY DADDEH
ReplyDeleteI liked Zoe Kravitz.
ReplyDeleteI wanna see Devil's Advocate again, just for the coked up Al Pacino Speech at the end.
ReplyDeleteHe should come to LA. He's a UCLA guy so he knows we have the hottest groupie sluts
ReplyDeleteYou see, I root for the Red Sox, who are facing Edinson Volquez, who is my designated starter tonight in fantasy league action. WHAT DO YOU DO???
ReplyDeleteHe's banging Brandon Crawford's sister.
ReplyDeleteI take back what I said about Simmons winning the title earlier..the biggest problem was (according to the clip they just showed) having Van Hammer as the first person out there celebrating and raising his hand
ReplyDeleteRed Sox are done this year. Go fantasy!
ReplyDeleteGOD IS AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD?! WORSHIP THAT?!
ReplyDeleteIt's crazy how even in 92 when Turner is in charge how sloppy and boring the editing is for these best of the last 20 years highlights
ReplyDeleteThe best movie devil ever.
ReplyDeleteModest hole to dig out of, yes. But not insurmountable in that division. The last few games they have really tightened it up.
ReplyDeleteI'M A FAN OF THE MEN!
ReplyDeleteVan Hammer is always the proverbial turd in the punch bowl.
ReplyDeleteIt is stuff like that that made me quit fantasy sports
ReplyDeleteI vote for the South Park one
ReplyDeleteFor those wondering who Simmons feuded with as champion Cactus is the opponent for this Clash
ReplyDeleteEw, Giants poontang.
ReplyDelete(Remembers I'm dating a Giants fan)
Good for him!
I realize that this will probably just be my choice, but I fucking loved this song before the end of the first verse for the first time, and it set the perfect tone for the film.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grP22coLFhw
Van Hammer was jerkin' the curtain, therefore he was able to see what happened before everyone else.
ReplyDeleteShe's Ah-nuld's kid, and Kennedy.
ReplyDeleteOh, hell no.
How can you deny the overracting of Al Pacino.
ReplyDeleteWhat's crazy his him still in WCW in the late 90's
ReplyDeleteDoes the network have any of The Gambler's matches?
ReplyDeleteOn an even lower level than the first stint.
ReplyDeleteThe Future Mrs flew in this morning from Sacramento. She got zero sleep on her overnight flight and did not nap at all. She's out cold and has been for an hour. It's 2015.
ReplyDeleteLook...but don't touch. Touch!...but don't taste! TASTE!....don't swallow.
ReplyDeleteI just watched Raw, Smackdown, and NXT all in a row (with liberal use of fast-forward), and right now Kevin Owens seems like the most important person on the planet.
ReplyDeleteBut who is the guy that goes....well we better re-sign that guy.
ReplyDeleteIf only Jodie Sweetin was Symphony #HOWRUDE!
ReplyDeleteNash caught another case of I-Don't-Want-To-Job-itis?
ReplyDeleteThis was more or less when things got completely awful. The idea that pinning Ron Harris had something to do with World Title changes completely confused me. This WCW period was slightly worse than Russo's first booking period (but not as bad as his completely fucking evil 2nd booking run of mid 2000).
ReplyDeleteI don't think so, but who knows? I think the original plan was Nash proclaiming himself champion 700 times before Sid jobbing to a bucket of water. Of course, Nash instead vanishes and Scott Steiner does his infamous promo that got him "fired" before Russo "rehired" him upon his return.
ReplyDelete"Would you like to sex my groin?" - El Dandy in broken English.
ReplyDeleteThere was simply nothing good about this era:
ReplyDeleteNorman continues to be booked like a jobber
Iaukea's nonsensical push continues
Kidman and Vampiro - both guys who should be moving up the card are trading wins ensuring neither guy gets over
The whole arm breaking angle was interesting, but a shame it was wasted on Luger who had nothing to offer at this point
3 Count - a new hot act immediately get turned into jobbers
I don't really understand how you can say that the Sullivan era was better than the Russo one. Sure the Russo era was awful, but the Sullivan era was just infuriating.
Hmm I wasn't aware Nash got injured around this time, but actually makes sense because I don't think he was featured on the next few PPV's.
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