Finally saw the 1994 War Games and although it was a bloodless match it was pretty good and the ending was all kinds of fun. It was like the perfect blowoff for Dustin being harassed and bullied by the Stud Stable and the Dangerous Alliance for all those years (with the common denominator being Arn Anderson).
Which begs the question...has Arn Anderson EVER won a War Games? In 1991 he was injured and didn't participate. I'm thinking if you add house shows he's like 0-189 in War Games matches.
Right after the 49ers started granting ten minutes breaks so players could check their smart phones during practice. Is this the point we've reached in this country? Football practice stopped so you can check your social media?
I just got home so this may have already been discussed, but I'm loving the new Sixers unis. Then again, I've always been a "More is less" type of guy when it comes to team uniforms.
Greatest experience of the month just went down this evening. Mrs. Biff hates Chinese food with a passion; she violently rejects the notion of eating Chinese, but it's my favorite type of food (naturally we never go anywhere Chinese-related). Well, tonight her grandmother invited us out for her birthday as a belated gift to a place we've never been called Passion Grill. You'd think, with a name like Passion Grill, that it wouldn't be a Chinese place: Wrong. They had a Chinese and Japanese menu with some amazing sushi that I didn't have to pay for. The kicker is that Mrs. Biff gets to spend so little time with her grandmother that we're going back next weekend again on her grandmother's dime.
I'm know it's not why they've done it, but it'd be cool if the reason they had Seth stop doing the curb stomp was so that it was a bigger deal when he uses it to beat Lesnar.
Boners
ReplyDeleteI GOT ONE!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*RUNS IN CIRCLE UNTIL NAUSEA SETTLES IN****
Who will be King of the Ring!?
ReplyDeleteWarning: Do not get the hot dog stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut. Danimal will tell you all about the horrors here
ReplyDeletehttp://www.danimalcrossing.com/?p=2364
Booker T SUCKA!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like literally the worst thing in the world.
ReplyDeleteMacklin, Man Without Royalty
ReplyDeleteThe pics in that review prove it too.
ReplyDeleteHim and his hot dogs...
ReplyDeleteTonight: 2000-01 Season, Episode 3: King of the Ring 2000 or "Everybody <3's Bikertaker"
ReplyDeleteThe only pizza worth eating at Pizza Hut is the hand-tossed.
ReplyDeletesport peppers, sport peppers, sport peppers
ReplyDeleteHow was Impact last night?
ReplyDeleteWithout the shitty garlic butter rub they put on the crust. The stuff made me vomit.
ReplyDeleteI will still take that over the cardboard pan pizza.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen it yet. From what I've read it is a filler show for next week's Live show and July 1st.
ReplyDeletePerfectly acceptable action to no consequence whatsoever. Joseph Park did return though.
ReplyDeleteDominos did that once when I ordered and I dont think I was even able to eat the next day.
ReplyDeleteThe garlic rub?
ReplyDeleteYeah, the F4W recapper said it was a decent show and that some of the matches, notably DJZ vs. Jesse, overdelivered.
ReplyDeleteIt was on the crust to a pizza I ordered. As usual, they went way overboard on that
ReplyDeleteMan, that stuff is seriously poison.
ReplyDeleteFinally saw the 1994 War Games and although it was a bloodless match it was pretty good and the ending was all kinds of fun. It was like the perfect blowoff for Dustin being harassed and bullied by the Stud Stable and the Dangerous Alliance for all those years (with the common denominator being Arn Anderson).
ReplyDeleteWhich begs the question...has Arn Anderson EVER won a War Games? In 1991 he was injured and didn't participate. I'm thinking if you add house shows he's like 0-189 in War Games matches.
We are currently creating Randy Marsh in The Show '15 and everything about him is preposterous.
ReplyDeleteSo Sandoval was benched today for liking a girls picture on Instagram during a loss last night.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great comedy character, although I dont know how long you can run with that again.
ReplyDeleteSports radio guys are playing that up big today, meaning I shut it off after 20 seconds
ReplyDeleteRight after the 49ers started granting ten minutes breaks so players could check their smart phones during practice. Is this the point we've reached in this country? Football practice stopped so you can check your social media?
ReplyDeleteIt's more hilarious than anything.
ReplyDeleteHe reportedly checked his phone on the way back from the bathroom, which is not uncommon.
ReplyDelete"Hold up coach..I gotta respond to this thread in my Movie Debates group."
ReplyDeleteOr checked it in the bathroom...nomsayin'?
ReplyDeleteI felt like I was going to vomit the next day and felt so all day long
ReplyDeleteAnd the coaches are fine with this. No wonder I can't stand San Francisco.
ReplyDeleteThe entire July 4th WWE live event from Tokyo is being aired on the WWE Network live and on VOD immediately after. That should be really fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteAs long as he was in the dugout and not an active part of the game, so what?
ReplyDeleteSeems silly. Who cares? Also why to pitchers who aren't pitching having to sit in the dugout in uniform?
ReplyDeleteJust the thought of it makes me dry heave.
ReplyDeleteYou know...they are starting to get parts of this Network thing right.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a Chicago dog without them.
ReplyDeleteImagine the conflict in the huddle when Colin Kaepernick doesn't immediately respond to Torrey Smith's friend request on Facebook
ReplyDeleteFour minutes Til KotR 2000!
ReplyDeleteThat was one of the few misses in the run of great shows in 2000 right?
ReplyDeleteIt would have been monumentally stupid for them not to do this.
ReplyDeletei cant believe rikishi took dancin all the way to the ic title!
ReplyDeleteI guess it was sort of a miss. No real great matches and the main event was convoluted but I still think it's a fun show. I prefer it to SurSer 2000
ReplyDeleteLoading it now
ReplyDeleteBooting up King of the Ring 2000 right meow....
ReplyDeleteWhat did Undertaker and Kane due to deserve any sort of title shot?
ReplyDeleteTEH BROTHORZ OF DESTRUCTION RULZ!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm gonna do BATB 2000. Of course the first thing I see is Disco Inferno identifying as a Hispanic man.
ReplyDeleteTaker interefered in the Iron Man match and got Rock dq'd costing him the title?
ReplyDeleteim likea few mins ahead but yes chyna IS a mamacita !
ReplyDeleteMasochist.
ReplyDeleteVery true, lol.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will, but Big Kish was over like a mofo.
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly mobile at this point too.
ReplyDeleteThere's a huge boob. And Major Gunns, the huge boob just hates millennials and people questioning his training methods.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, that's the only time I've ever sided with Jarrett.
ReplyDeleteYet another guy ruined by a needless heel turn.
ReplyDeleteOnly took them a year.
ReplyDeleteCurrently reading through Titan Sinking again. The 1996 book needs to come out like yesterday.
ReplyDelete15 years earlier, you just can't escape Chavo.
ReplyDeleteDM account suspended from uploading. There is a channel on DM with over 800 wrestling videos posted to it. I smell a rat on mine being suspended.
ReplyDeleteUndertaker beat Rock on a RAW before KOTR.
ReplyDeleteI'm currently reading the Death of WCW again. Seems like no one is learning from the past.
ReplyDeleteNah I dig the pan and even the thin crusts, just depends on what kind of mood I'm in. But Dominos pan is heavenly.
ReplyDeleteYou really can't do any finish besides that one.
ReplyDeleteWWE is just learning about DM....
ReplyDeleteNew edition?
ReplyDeleteSmackdown opens with a Kane match.
ReplyDeleteWell that was 10 minutes well spent.
Nah, like to get that one day for the TNA section, just reading the original.
ReplyDeleteNo one watches Smackdown, so it's ok.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we just have a Shield reunion again?
ReplyDeleteNice to finally get some resolution to the never ending Too Cool-Radicalz feud.
ReplyDeleteWell, shit...
ReplyDeleteStarting to get paranoid, either I'm losing it or Cole/JBL/Booker are THAT bad that I'm smirking at Mark Madden's commentary.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Serious competitor Val Venis!
ReplyDeleteGah, damn fake thunderstorm. Catching up with KOTR now.
ReplyDeleteLast show with long hair!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like some sort of mutation, like a pizza only Michelangelo would eat.
ReplyDeleteAt this rate, Tom Phillips is starting to look like the best commentator now.
ReplyDeleteHe was good in moderation. The product did him absolutely no favors, so he basically went MST3K from time to time.
ReplyDeleteResolution? What's that? I haven't seen that in a decade!
ReplyDeleteObama.
ReplyDeleteOn the DM multi-part copy of this show, part 8 of BATB 2000 is Russo's face in mid-rant at Hogan...I admit, I can't wait to see that nonsense again.
ReplyDeleteNXT season 3 was a sight to behold.
ReplyDeleteBecause we don't deserve nice things. And, honestly, you trust "Creative" not to fuck it up?
ReplyDeleteI didn't remember Val wearing the black trunks this much. Thought he stuck with the purple for most of the run.
ReplyDeleteIf Caitlyn Jenner ever makes a WWE appearance, she should come out to this...
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/3c6vDxvOXhQ
Hogan walks out for real, except not really, except he really does.
ReplyDeleteHe's actually keeping to his persona, he's not jumping violently from angry heel to jocular comments and back again.
ReplyDelete...bro.
ReplyDeleteYou've had a rough go of it with these things. If you find out who it is I will have them... taken care of for you.
ReplyDeleteDeans like, "We'll talk later."
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it. If it's over, it's over.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's a troll, however.
The fans seem much more concerned with Chyna and Trish.
ReplyDeleteWho is in your avatar?
ReplyDeleteUgh, get the shoulders on the mat if you're doing the cradle, Eddie!
ReplyDeleteDistraction finishes via huge boob glimpses, so popular back then.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't exactly go full Rick Rude there.
ReplyDeleteIts realistic. Boob distraction is an issue in real life.
ReplyDeleteThere's some sort of joke to be made about Val and Chyna being in an angle together...
ReplyDeleteAlbert Belle!
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteAbout ten years too early
ReplyDeleteOh right. Was he one the Indians when they lost the 1995 World Series to the Atlanta Braves?
ReplyDeleteOh fuck, the starring role for Ernest Miller.
ReplyDeleteSuch an oddly booked tournament.
ReplyDeleteGargano worked a NXT dark match. Hopefully he gets signed.
ReplyDeleteOH YEAH! This is Patterson vs Briscoe!!
ReplyDeleteJeff Jarrett: Main Eventer has a literal fat woman with him to sing once he beats Hogan. That COULD be funny, if it didn't involve Jarrett.
ReplyDeleteHe could've been good if the product was worth a damn. Even Tony mailed it in toward the end.
ReplyDeleteI bet by the time the NXT women make it up to the main roster, Give Divas a Chance will be over and women's matches will be around 2 minutes again.
ReplyDeleteAngry screaming woman-hating Jarrett is surprisingly entertaining.
ReplyDeletePatterson fretting over the dress size is hilarious on so many levels.
ReplyDeletewhat rating would u give val vs eddie?
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you guys but I'm looking forward to that Crash Holly vs Bull Buchanan match.
ReplyDeleteCome on JR, you can't say "hanging" on show with Benoit on it.
ReplyDeleteOkay...that Big Kish promo is better than half the current roster could do without a script/cue cards.
ReplyDeleteI missed a good chunk of it so I can't rate it. Finish was pretty strong though.
ReplyDeleteI think Bull has a legit chance to win this entire tournament.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah High Plains Drifter is on.
ReplyDeleteAngle-Jericho would've been a great finals, but they put it in the first round so the winner's obvious from then on. Silly.
ReplyDeleteThey lost to a buncha cheaters
ReplyDeleteIf Rousey ever loses, the Divas division is in trouble.
ReplyDeleteIts almost as if JR didn't know Benoit would hang himself years later. What a PRICK
ReplyDeleteSemi HOLY SHIT moment for me today:
ReplyDeleteSable has been married to two wrestlers.
Each man had the same finishing move in the WWF/E.
http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad37/thebloodofkonstantin/reaction%20gifs/tumblr_mcu5teEsM21ru2k4p.gif
Not really. Rikishi is CRAZY over at this point.
ReplyDeleteAngle-Jericho would've been fine in the first round, if they were having Benoit-Guerrero on the bottom half.
ReplyDeleteThey lost to the Patriots?
ReplyDeleteIgnorance is no excuse for a crime.
ReplyDeleteBoth competed in combat sports outside of the WWE, too.
ReplyDeleteFor all his faults, at least Mero never fucked up the Wild Thing as badly as Brock did at WM XIX.
ReplyDeleteHELL of a top rope legdrop.
ReplyDeleteEverybody's favorite psychopath.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, if booked right, she could bring in a nice buy rate.
ReplyDeleteNow all I can think of is Brock doing a Little Richard impression to complete the trifecta.
ReplyDeleteIs that Bulls actual music he was using or an dubbed in theme? It's fucking terrible.
ReplyDeleteAnd they were both incredibly gay. I will be sure Brock know you think that.
ReplyDeleteSome guys are just too athletic to be unemployed. He always had a good look, too.
ReplyDeletehis headhair is weird
ReplyDeleteGod those Brock and Kurt are friends segments were homoerotic looking back.
ReplyDeleteI'd be more concerned with having Mark Mero's hand me downs than what some fat fuck said on the Interwebs.
ReplyDeleteThis is never not funny.
ReplyDeleteBiggest pop of the night so far, Norman Smiley humping Big Vito. 2000 WCW was a sad place.
ReplyDeleteSpitting milk on each other, kissing on the mouth, serenading each other...
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to add that you called his wife a hand me down.
ReplyDeleteThe bloom is already off of Crash at this point I think.
ReplyDeleteI just got home so this may have already been discussed, but I'm loving the new Sixers unis. Then again, I've always been a "More is less" type of guy when it comes to team uniforms.
ReplyDeleteWell, they both used the F5 too; Mero called it the TKO. Shit. Two finishing moves then, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWould calling a team cheaters with Joey Belle as your avatar be the definition of irony? I always have to ask for help on that.
ReplyDeleteHe passes the "Would you feel safe in a bar where he was the bouncer?" test.
ReplyDeleteLink?
ReplyDeleteTruth can be a motherfucker.
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13107409/uni-watch-grading-76ers-subtle-uniform-changes
ReplyDeleteI have never seen these.
ReplyDeleteNever will.
but it is 9/10ths of the law
ReplyDeleteSmiley screaming like a woman every time he's smacked with a trash can lid - funny.
ReplyDeletelooooooooool just saw a headline that said we need to arm our priests and pastors. Never change right wing.
ReplyDeleteOh great, now the Bella's have a faction.
ReplyDeleteYup, those are perfectly fine. I like it.
ReplyDeleteShoot interview poll is up
ReplyDeletehttp://vote.pollcode.com/46564588
That little wink to each other before they begin the milk chugging contest.
ReplyDeleteThe milky residue left on each other's lips as knowingly laugh together as the camera fades out.
MOAR attention for Boob Cena.
ReplyDeleteI like them and I like the Bucks new unis
ReplyDeleteBrock coming out to the classic Johnny B Badd theme would rule.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't every man have someone's hand me downs eventually? Unless their name is Jerry Lawler that is.
ReplyDeleteThey look pretty good.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think of the Clippers new uniforms?
ReplyDeleteThat was a match that happened.
ReplyDeleteLinda McMahon on the microphone! I suddenly yearn to hear a Brie Bella interview.
ReplyDeleteAs Owens said to Jojo, "Grow up!"
ReplyDeleteScott Hall's contract, complete with that ugly red block letter logo WCW enacted just before it died.
ReplyDeleteWWE should bring back Saturday Night's Main Event once a month as a Network exclusive.
ReplyDeleteFuture Senator Linda McMahon!
ReplyDeleteWhy? Cause there isn't enough tv time to showcase Dolph vs Sheamus?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, this could be a good match if given the right amount of time.
ReplyDeleteYeah 31 hours a month just ain't enough WWE!
ReplyDeletecan I perhaps interest you in a Melina press conference?
ReplyDeleteI take it Owens-Cesaro is starting?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't planning on watching any Smackdown, but I was flipping through and saw Owens/Cesaro.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan.
ReplyDeleteGreatest experience of the month just went down this evening. Mrs. Biff hates Chinese food with a passion; she violently rejects the notion of eating Chinese, but it's my favorite type of food (naturally we never go anywhere Chinese-related). Well, tonight her grandmother invited us out for her birthday as a belated gift to a place we've never been called Passion Grill. You'd think, with a name like Passion Grill, that it wouldn't be a Chinese place: Wrong. They had a Chinese and Japanese menu with some amazing sushi that I didn't have to pay for. The kicker is that Mrs. Biff gets to spend so little time with her grandmother that we're going back next weekend again on her grandmother's dime.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Ice Cube, today was a good day.
Yep. Just set it up from an interview.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like the home white, but the new logo looks so... off
ReplyDeleteHahaha,,,Kurt is awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh this show is in Boston? No wonder it sucks.
ReplyDeleteIt looks to big for the jersey and it's bland looking.
ReplyDeleteThe LAC in the Box thing is even worse.
Daffney's remark that she'd send Stacy back to "the Hooters they found you slannnnnngin' chicken wings at" was genuinely good.
ReplyDeleteWonderful wedding dress Stacy's sort of wearing. David Flair and George Clooney, Eskimo brothers for life.
A++ cheap heat promo, though.
ReplyDeleteAnother home run by Kurt.
ReplyDeleteI wish we could still make fun of Boston sports teams like Kurt did. :(
ReplyDeleteThey should replace all the non-Big 4 Pay Per View/Specials with SNME's on the Network.
ReplyDeleteKirk Angel is the only mispronunciation that's funny. Well, that and Mitchell Cole.
ReplyDeleteYou still can currently.
ReplyDeleteGene Mean is still the gold standard.
ReplyDeleteDeano Machino?
ReplyDeleteMeh, it loses its luster when the Patriots are champions.
ReplyDeleteI'm know it's not why they've done it, but it'd be cool if the reason they had Seth stop doing the curb stomp was so that it was a bigger deal when he uses it to beat Lesnar.
ReplyDelete