Howdy Blog O' Doomers!
Obviously it's been a very melancholy sort of week since the last Open Mic with the death of Dusty Rhodes. For me my wrestling fandom came from my dad when I was a little kid growing up in the panhandle of Florida. Usually the Graham's Florida territory didn't make their way up to where I lived back then since Pensacola-through, they tended to stick between Tampa and Orlando and would usually do a Jacksonville show or two during their summer tour each year and maybe once every year they would get to Tallahassee also. But my dad would drive me and my mom to Jacksonville in like the late 70s and early 80s to see my aunt and uncle and he and my uncle would "go to the fights" and he always would bring me back a program. But he loved Dusty Rhodes, Wahoo McDaniel and Harley Race and Blackjack Mulligan and the Funk Brothers and all those guys that would work Florida. So when we'd watch Crockett Promotions or Championship Wrestling from Florida it was always about those guys. I used to love his hair -- that old redneck sort of perm he sported -- and my dad was so into the promos of him and all the guys. He was such a mark....
Anyway as I got older, married and moved to the Tampa Bay area...Once in a while we'd go to the FCW tapings on Dale Mabry in Tampa and after the card Dusty would stick around and meet the fans. I always enjoyed the way he interacted with the younger fans. He'd ask them who their favorite stars were and sign autographs and take pictures. And he had this cowboy he would always put on these kids before the picture so this oversized hat fell over their faces and then he would flash that smile. It was the cutest thing and he just seemed to really be drawn to fans and people in general. As a mom I'm always interested to see how people treat kids and he was just so kind and funny and personable with them.
It was big news in this area when he died. Big in the papers, big on the sports radio and you would hear these stories about him working the armories in Tampa or New Port Richey or Plant City or the Bayfront Center in St. Petersburg (for the really big arena shows) and afterwards he'd see some fans and ask where the party was or where the barbecue was (in those days the big arena show was usually held in the early afternoon on weekends so they could work another house that night or vice versa) and as the stories go he would actually stop by the parties and the barbecues to meet the fans and have a drink or eat a burger or try to find him a nice woman for the evening. The more you hear the stories...the more you realized that Dusty really was a unique figure and a larger-than-life guy here in Florida during that period. I'm looking forward to seeing what they do for him tonight and on the network.
On TV tonight
The Tampa Bay Lightning will attempt to save the world from the evil known as the Chicago Blackhawks in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
College World Series...I think Virginia vs. Florida is the game tonight.
Ray Liotta is narrating "The Making of the Mob" on AMC, it's like 7 or 8 parts.
Apparently there's a new Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives tonight on the Food Network.
Bachelorette and other reality crap
and RAW
Enjoy. Keep it clean.
Obviously it's been a very melancholy sort of week since the last Open Mic with the death of Dusty Rhodes. For me my wrestling fandom came from my dad when I was a little kid growing up in the panhandle of Florida. Usually the Graham's Florida territory didn't make their way up to where I lived back then since Pensacola-through, they tended to stick between Tampa and Orlando and would usually do a Jacksonville show or two during their summer tour each year and maybe once every year they would get to Tallahassee also. But my dad would drive me and my mom to Jacksonville in like the late 70s and early 80s to see my aunt and uncle and he and my uncle would "go to the fights" and he always would bring me back a program. But he loved Dusty Rhodes, Wahoo McDaniel and Harley Race and Blackjack Mulligan and the Funk Brothers and all those guys that would work Florida. So when we'd watch Crockett Promotions or Championship Wrestling from Florida it was always about those guys. I used to love his hair -- that old redneck sort of perm he sported -- and my dad was so into the promos of him and all the guys. He was such a mark....
Anyway as I got older, married and moved to the Tampa Bay area...Once in a while we'd go to the FCW tapings on Dale Mabry in Tampa and after the card Dusty would stick around and meet the fans. I always enjoyed the way he interacted with the younger fans. He'd ask them who their favorite stars were and sign autographs and take pictures. And he had this cowboy he would always put on these kids before the picture so this oversized hat fell over their faces and then he would flash that smile. It was the cutest thing and he just seemed to really be drawn to fans and people in general. As a mom I'm always interested to see how people treat kids and he was just so kind and funny and personable with them.
It was big news in this area when he died. Big in the papers, big on the sports radio and you would hear these stories about him working the armories in Tampa or New Port Richey or Plant City or the Bayfront Center in St. Petersburg (for the really big arena shows) and afterwards he'd see some fans and ask where the party was or where the barbecue was (in those days the big arena show was usually held in the early afternoon on weekends so they could work another house that night or vice versa) and as the stories go he would actually stop by the parties and the barbecues to meet the fans and have a drink or eat a burger or try to find him a nice woman for the evening. The more you hear the stories...the more you realized that Dusty really was a unique figure and a larger-than-life guy here in Florida during that period. I'm looking forward to seeing what they do for him tonight and on the network.
On TV tonight
The Tampa Bay Lightning will attempt to save the world from the evil known as the Chicago Blackhawks in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
College World Series...I think Virginia vs. Florida is the game tonight.
Ray Liotta is narrating "The Making of the Mob" on AMC, it's like 7 or 8 parts.
Apparently there's a new Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives tonight on the Food Network.
Bachelorette and other reality crap
and RAW
Enjoy. Keep it clean.
So what is Brock going to do to leverage his way back into the company?
ReplyDeleteRip one of Michael Cole's legs off
ReplyDeleteIf only.
ReplyDeletewe will see what they do but I think he should have come in and grabbed the brief case so that he legally has a match they couldn't keep him out of and then if he gets the belt back they have to lift the suspension.
ReplyDeleteSo Ronald Reagan used to carry a gun with him during his Presidency. He said to one of his agents, "I carry it in case you guys can't do your jobs."
ReplyDeleteYeah, Reagan was a fucking clown.
Can he F5 JBL on top of Cole and Booker T?
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time checking out the Preshow. And you thought the Raw announcers ignored the match in the ring!
ReplyDeleteDude with a half-functioning brain with a loaded weapon. I love this country.
ReplyDeleteAnd he still got shot... and failed to shoot the asshole in the process.
ReplyDelete...and BINGO was his name-o.
ReplyDeleteA half-functioning brain would be an improvement for most of the "we love our guns!" population.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should have carried two guns.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes it more ironic since Reagan was the one to sign a lot of gun control laws in the first place, especially after he got shot.
ReplyDeleteBest president in any of our lifetimes.
ReplyDeleteMy lifetime:
ReplyDeleteReagan (Born 1982)
GHW Bush
Clinton
GW Bush
Obama
Tallest midget, indeed.
It's not Opposite Day.
ReplyDeleteWell dude did get paralyzed so I see why he signed the stuff. Guess he just didn't believe it for himself.
ReplyDeleteListened to a lot of Hole today for some reason, I still dig that first album but as time goes on it only becomes more clear that Kurt and Billy wrote it just based on the chord progressions and key changes, so much classic Pumpkins and Nirvana in there.
ReplyDeleteWon the Cold War.
ReplyDeleteTook down crippling inflation.
Made America proud of itself again.
Anyone ever hear Patrice O'Neal talk about the two days he worked for Vince? Found it on the tubes this morning. Funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteYea she probably shouldn't have killed Kurt and she could have had a bigger career
ReplyDeleteSo my beach weekend was a success. I'm still in beach mode, so zero fucks are going to be given for the next couple of days. I may have sex with a coworker or two just because.
ReplyDeleteCorey Graves trying to babble about Bray Wyatt while the crowd around him is going apeshit for Cesaro's finish: "It's rocking in here right now I'm sorry"
ReplyDeleteYet he won't be on the show tonight. again. because Vince.
You weren't missing much with Carter, Ford, and Nixon.
ReplyDeleteBryce Dallas Howard can get it.
ReplyDeleteGave the Taliban weapons, compared them to the Founding Fathers.
ReplyDeleteLet AIDS run rampant in the country.
Destroyed the middle and lower class with trickle down nonsense.
My seats are actually pretty fucking awesome lol
ReplyDeleteIran Contra - Rick Ross
ReplyDeleteJust two?
ReplyDeleteHave a good time man. We'll be watching for your run-in.
ReplyDelete"Let AIDS run rampant?" Did he execute all the doctors and scientists or something?
ReplyDeleteAscension about To be in a Superstars match and they're entrance looks so dumb live.
ReplyDeleteHe said he would have stuck it out longer but he was going to get fired anyway so why bother.
ReplyDeleteYou try coming in again for Day Two!
ReplyDeleteDid they give you a pillow for the pre-show matches?
ReplyDeleteConsidering his agents let a crazy gunman get off six shots, and accidentally pushed Reagan into the line of fire and got him shot, he had a reason to carry the gun.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd take Reagan over any of the asshats we've had since any day.
We were talking about this at work the other day, but how amazeballs would it have been if, the day Reagan got shot, instead he pushed aside Secret Service and shot his attacker? They'd rename the country after him.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't think it was a big deal because it was mostly homosexuals at the time dying of it. He thought riding horses was more important.
ReplyDeleteMind you, modern day conservatives crucified Obama for three people getting infected with Ebola.
I spotted him in the crowd marking out on an ECW show from like 2000.
ReplyDeleteAt the same time?
ReplyDeleteIt was the Secret Service pushing him into the car that caused Reagan to get hit. Had he stood where he was he would've been fine. It was his agent pushing him into the car that got him struck when a bullet ricocheted off the open car door.
ReplyDeleteHe was a big wrestling fan which is partly why he took the job. He said the place was like a cult and he had to go.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that presidents had the power to obliterate diseases.
ReplyDeleteFrom watching the preshow, no Cesaro, Bo Dallas or Harper/Rowan on Raw tonight. /sad
ReplyDeleteThen again, the stupid has only festered and worsened in those three decades.
ReplyDeleteClippers are on the verge of acquiring Lance Stephenson.
ReplyDeletethey can have him
ReplyDeleteI'm barely paying attention. Rowan and Harper are in the match too but I can see them on Raw too?
ReplyDeleteFlamingo vs. Pillman Beach Bash 92 is pretty good despite some Raven greenness
ReplyDeleteEbola would have killed everyone here with Reagan in charge today.
ReplyDeleteHornets would be trading Hawes and Barnes.
ReplyDeletehe blows
ReplyDeleteYes, I know that. That's what I'm saying.
ReplyDeleteNow you're being ludicrious.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to bother arguing with a Moonbat.
ReplyDeleteConsidering Reagan's been dead for a few years, we'd have a lot more to worry about than Ebola.
ReplyDeleteThey announced on the local news that the Cavs parade would be on Monday if they somehow win the title.
ReplyDeleteZombie Reagan > Obama
ReplyDeleteOne of these days MJ is going to hire someone competent and not his flunkeys. I hope, anyway.
ReplyDeleteMatt Barnes? Why?
Now YOU'RE being ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhatever the fuck he wants, whenever the fuck he wants to.
ReplyDeleteWell that's not a fair fight; Zombie Reagan would scare the fuck out of even the North Koreans, and that's where the evil monkeys in The Wizard of Oz come from.
ReplyDeleteI don't even understand the point of TV if it doesn't feature at least one of a diner, a drive in, or a dive.
ReplyDeleteWhen will they have the parade if they don't win?
ReplyDeleteThose are called "riots".
ReplyDeleteBarnes is in the last year of his deal. Hawes is a beast though.
ReplyDeleteNo, but president usually address a crisis when it happens, not ignore it completely.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant strategy; that never backfires.
ReplyDeleteThe Hornets problem has always been putting pieces together that don't fit. Like Stephenson has talent but he didn't fit the team. I don't see how these dudes do either. Where is the outside shooting?
ReplyDeleteDamn Red Sox have hit into a double play in each of the first three innings tonight.
ReplyDeleteHornets preparing for Tankapalooza 2016 it seems.
ReplyDeleteBaseball is still going?
ReplyDeleteThey should make the NBA and NHL Finals Best of 77, so we have interesting sports all the way up to MLB playoff time.
ReplyDelete4 more months to go!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should tell the Mariners.
ReplyDeleteThis season cannot end fast enough. I don't think I've seen then lead in a single inning that I've been able to watch this year.
ReplyDeleteBrock vs Owens tonight for the NXT title.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to get me out of my pants?
ReplyDeleteBecause it's working.
I keep hoping that today is the day they turn it around.
ReplyDeleteI'd just use chloroform on you if that were the case.
ReplyDeleteRobinson Cano has killed all his branding value by going there. Hard to remember he still exists.
ReplyDeleteMore likely: Brock does absolutely nothing of note except appear
ReplyDeleteThen hit him over the head with a hammer, right?
ReplyDeleteBut then I couldn't consent. I'm not that cheap and easy.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't care, this is about his last contract anyway he just wanted money. I was shocked he ever wanted to come here anyway since it automatically meant halving his HR stats
ReplyDeleteThat's really all I need. If he happens to kill everything in sight, even better.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this "consent" thing you speak of?
ReplyDeleteCherington and Farrell are doing a bang-up job.
ReplyDeleteWe have plenty of interesting sports. We have baseball.
ReplyDeleteI thought his whole point of signing with Roc Nation was to be this big star, but nothing wrong with chasing the money, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI would gladly settle for him knocking off Michael Cole's other shoe.
ReplyDelete*tosses bottle*
ReplyDeleteAlright let's shoot this fucker...
I appreciate you holding the same sentiment.
ReplyDeleteNews headline.
ReplyDeletehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHk40gVWcAIk0zc.jpg
They'd be stupid to not re-package Cody tonight.
ReplyDeleteFuck you jerk.
ReplyDeleteBurton's best film.
ReplyDeleteThe death of Cole via F5 is greatly anticipated.
ReplyDeleteHis dad asked him to stop acting like a moron 4 months ago and he ignored. Why would he change now?
ReplyDeleteIn beach mode, everything is up in the air.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT BRAD MADDOX
ReplyDeleteCole needs to sell he fear of Lesnar tonight.
ReplyDeleteAlways get the money up front.
ReplyDeleteI hear death has an effect on people.
ReplyDeleteI'm generally really patient when it comes to these things, but this team is fundamentally flawed. If they trade Bogaerts/Betts/Swihart for Hamels, etc. I'm taking a few years off.
ReplyDeleteYou mean other than his dad you know, dying?
ReplyDeleteNo tears, they just look bored this time lol
ReplyDeleteIf Brock looks at him, I expect Cole to skitter away like a scared little mouse.
ReplyDeleteVince really got into clapping along with Dusty's theme. Sadly, they didn't show it here.
ReplyDeleteIs he even there? He might be taking a few days off.
ReplyDeleteIt was a clip from last night, dork.
ReplyDeleteAlso, fuck you.
Jerk.
Chavo Guerrero stopped being a white guy after Eddie died.
ReplyDeleteI await your tossing of my salad.
ReplyDelete5 more seconds and I'm convinced he would have started dancing.
ReplyDeleteNeither him or Dustin were out there last night.
ReplyDeleteWas it? LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's even more hilarious
NIKKI AND CENA ARE TOOLS FOR BRINGING THEIR TITLES TO THE 10 BELL SALUTE
ReplyDeleteThe scene of Dusty winning the title in Florida and the fans filling the ring will always be awesome.
ReplyDeleteFuck you.
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I tried being latino when my Dad died, but it didn't take.
ReplyDelete"I have been supporting [AIDS funding] for more than four years now. It's been one of the top priorities with us, and over the last four years, and including what we have in the budget for 86, it will amount to over a half billion dollars that we've provided for research on AIDS in addition to what I'm sure other medical groups are doing." - Ronald Reagan, September 17, 1985 press conference
ReplyDeleteOf course, no amount of facts will change your deep rooted beliefs, so by all means carry on hating.
that didn't make sense either. I think you guys overestimate how much death really affects people. People mourn for a few days then they are back to their regular a$$holishness.
ReplyDeleteI can't come up with anything better than VKM singing and dancing "Stand Back."
ReplyDeleteI misread this to say Nikki and Cena are tools for bringing their titties to the 10 bell salute.
ReplyDeleteJust replay this video for the next 3 hours and they have their best show of the year.
ReplyDeleteLife goes on. It's for the best too.
ReplyDeleteI think Dusty would have appreciated some dancing on that stage.
ReplyDeleteWhenever he tries to do something genuine, it always comes off as phony as fuck.
ReplyDeleteJerk chicken? I like jerk chicken.
ReplyDeleteNot at all. We're celebrating a champion.
ReplyDeleteDepends on who dies and who is left behind, and the relationship between the two. If my wife died, you wouldn't hear from me for....shit. Dunno. I'm convinced I'd cease to function for at least two months.
ReplyDeleteWhere is that shot of Dusty walking in the street with the cops from?
ReplyDeleteDamn pollen...
ReplyDeleteEat shit, fig boy.
ReplyDeleteJerk.
:-P
Okay, so maybe not everyone goes through life-altering personality changes in the wake of a loved one's death. But it only needs to be true for one person in order for it to be believable for Cody, and I'm certain death has had a catalyzing effect on people before.
ReplyDeleteConcur.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for a special MGK version of this song.
ReplyDeleteGreat package...then the shitty entrance video! Way to ruin the moment.
ReplyDeleteI was looking at recipes for onion ice cream yesterday. You've really motivated me into this ice cream thing.
ReplyDeleteNot starting with Brock? BOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteLOL U CRAY
ReplyDeleteIT'S THE ASCENSION!
ReplyDeleteOh wait it's Seth Rollins.
Sell it like Heidenreich has returned....
ReplyDeleteThat belt looks like one giant HOF ring around his waist, man that design is terrible
ReplyDeleteCena was a tool long before that.
ReplyDeleteOops, JBL said 'belt'
ReplyDeleteOnion.
ReplyDeleteYou're doing it wrong.
All the WWE titles look awful.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any hard data or facts about this. I'm just doing it empirically. In most cases, people get back to normal as the days pass. There are some cases where people have a hard time adjusting but that's usually the loss of child or spouse.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he's said belt twice in two minutes. He's got to be getting an earful right now.
ReplyDeleteTribute, open, entrance, commercial.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
A camera.....
ReplyDeleteThey make spinach ice cream, it's delicious.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Never mind. Fuck it. Onions. Garlic. Asparagus. Fucking rutabaga. Whatever yanks your crank for ice cream. Embrace it.
ReplyDeleteFreak.
So we're stuck with Byron as the third wheel for the next 2 months or however long it takes to do Tough Enough because we apparently just have to have a 3 man booth.
ReplyDeletethis is that time when the thread is about to get crazy so I'll show myself out.
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I would not try garlic, that's messed up.
ReplyDeleteLOL Garlic is your line? Noted.
ReplyDeleteOnion ice cream? That sounds like the worst thing ever.
ReplyDeleteI hope teenagers understand these not-smoking commercials because I sure as fuck don't.
ReplyDeletePeople get back to normal eventually, but if they were close with the loved one, the pain of their loss is always a twinge in the background. There's no reason this couldn't change Cody, the same way there's no reason the loss of a friend, a teacher/mentor, or a boyfriend/girlfriend couldn't change someone. It doesn't have to be family.
ReplyDeleteHow long before the Raw announce desk looks like the announcing booth from The Naked Gun?
ReplyDelete*dance myself out.
ReplyDeleteFTFY
Okay...that anti-smoking commercial just convinced me. I'm never quitting.
ReplyDeleteBut you'll miss my uncle's memories when she first saw Sapphire! Okay he was surprised she was still alive in 1990.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone wants it, here's a recipe for Bacon & Egg ice cream.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.channel4.com/programmes/how-to-cook-like-heston/articles/all/bacon-and-egg-ice-cream-recipe
FUNKAY
ReplyDeleteMost of them are made by groups funded by cigarette companies per the big lawsuit some years back. They're supposed to be bad.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGybS6TWEM
ReplyDeleteI still think to this day that William Regal and Corey Graves would make an excellent commentary team. I really wish Regal would get a chance on the main roster shows because he's fantastic.
ReplyDeleteFeyonce makes these christmas cookies out of crushed bacon and potato chips, drizzled with maple syrup, they're orgasmic
ReplyDeleteOh that's good. Manziel with a Miz t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteThat makes a shitload of sense now actually.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Manziel getting booed by his home crowd.
ReplyDeleteThat is fucking awesome.
Brick from 'The Middle" is there! Oh, that's Johnny Manziel.
ReplyDeleteHuge WWE Return tonight, Brock Lesnar Vs. Drew Carey?
ReplyDeleteMonday Night Rollins
ReplyDeleteIf someone goes Lawler to Jake on Johnny Football, I will mark out like a little boy.
ReplyDeleteGimmick infringement!
ReplyDeleteMy wife's family is partying today. I guess that Uruguay beat Paraguay in something.
ReplyDeleteThat's guay.
ReplyDeleteNow kiss.
ReplyDeleteThis would be the perfect time for Brock Lesnar to come out and forge a path of destruction on his way to the ring. And F5 Michael Cole again.
ReplyDeleteanytime is a perfect time for that.
ReplyDeleteTruth.com is owned by the company that makes Newports I think.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/Uf76v.gif
ReplyDeleteI would piss myself with laughter if Cole ate a second F5.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone hasn't seen it, they should go and check out Ambrose's after match promo from last night. It's on WWE's youtube channel and it's very good..
ReplyDeleteHe channeled his inner-Dusty and shat promo gold.
ReplyDeleteIt's becoming a running theme where a lot of really good goddamn promos get thrown up on YouTube where no one is going to see them.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally zoning out this interview. Something needs to happen.
ReplyDeleteHis list should just say Seth Rollins.
ReplyDeleteOdd disconnect between his speech and the stills that keep whooshing in.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteThere ya go...
ReplyDeleteAnd Seth Rollins.
ReplyDeletearm - BAR
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what I was hoping for.
ReplyDeleteHEY! THAT SHEET OF PAPER IS BLANK!
ReplyDelete