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TNA Slammiversary Thread

Tonight, live on the TNA Network, witness:

- Jeff Jarrett returning to main event a PPV in 2015 in a match where he's going to win and then not appear again for at least two months.

- Bob Ryder yelling at internet fans like Abe Simpson going after a cloud.

- A bunch of matches leading up to the title matches that were already taped but don't air until after this show!

Good thing it's only $9.99...oh wait, they want FIFTY BUCKS for this?  Never mind then.  Go with FIFA Women's World cup instead. Plus the governing body there is slightly less stupid and corrupt.  

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  1. It appears the time has finally come where Wrestlemania 17 meets its match.

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  2. But there are no Women's World Cup games tonight, Scott!

    THERE ARE NO WOMEN'S WORLD CUP GAMES!!

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  3. MAH MAH MAH MY WORLD

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  4. $50 for a TNA PPV? Is TNA still even worth $50?

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  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZyTQhEhZY

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  6. WWE network should be running Greed 2001 against this shit.

    I may watch that tonight when I get home anyway.

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  7. LOL, that'd be a great livewatch idea following this.

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  8. They should put the title on Jeff just for shits and giggles

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  9. As a company? It's close.

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  10. Oh, I said it, remember it and write it down -

    "I'M CASHING IN MY KING OF THE MOUNTAIN TITLE SHOT, SLAPNUTS!"

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  11. "Bob Ryder yelling at internet fans like Abe Simpson going after a cloud."

    Legit LOL.

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  12. Hope there's no overlap with the PPV and the Grateful Dead concert.

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  13. One thing the WWE is doing is killing the value of the other pics; I mean I can't imagine paying $50 for this when Wrestlemania only costs $10.

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  14. Is anyone actually watching this atrocity?

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  15. What you're saying is that TNA should start their own network?

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  16. Wikipedia lists Jeff Jarrett as a 16 time world champion.

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  17. TNA shouldn't even start their own YouTube channel.

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  18. (Vince McMahon 1990 voice). Images appear, of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful...Jeff Jarrett and Eric Young. It's the Ultimate Challenge, it's Slammiversary!!!!

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  19. TNA Slammiversary XIII: Holy Shit, There Have Been Thirteen of These? Have They Been Skipping Numbers? Wow, They Haven't! starts next, as your local PPV provider rolls on!

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  20. James Storm look like Jim Neidhart now.
    https://instagram.com/p/3-MDMAiAc4/?taken-by=jamesstormbrand

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  21. I know I shouldn't, but I cannot help reading the posts at TNA Mecca. I suspect they're in a parallel universe where TNA is not terrible and doomed.

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  22. The TNA Network should definitely start every broadcast day with the Local Aurora 10 Access intro that the "Wayne's World" sketches had.

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  23. "Get your tickets now to the next TNA tour of the UK in 2016!" Wow, TNA in 2016...

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  24. "Spirit king • 5 minutes ago
    The GFW/TNA storyline could be one of the best storylines in Pro Wrestling history, if it's done right. The NWO storyline was done slow, but it gotten too fast pace after everyone started to join NWO. I think we should have one company left standing."



    Oh, I think one company left standing is wildly optimistic...

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  25. The only solution is really to bring back the Ace's & Eights

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  26. Anybody have any great Slammaversary memories?


    Off the top of my head..

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  27. Damn. Forgot about the Dead shows. Think they are streaming anywhere?

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  28. Is this an idiot for TNAMecca?

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  29. Yeah... on ustream, I do believe.

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  30. Opening history of TNA video package and it's all Hogan so far, haha.

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  31. Imaybe they'll have a time machine that takes you back to 2006 when the company was actually hot?

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  32. He really thinks he's Ric Flair now.

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  33. I just watched Wayne's World with my 7 year old last night, party on.

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  34. They did have one, not sure if they still do. It was pretty good, actually.

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  35. With it TNA can compete with the WWE and HBO!

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  36. DJ Z is the first wrestler we see, and all I can think of is Hogan yelling "this is why this company's in the damn shape it is, because of bullshit like this."

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  37. Kinda bored. Might start tweeting crap to Bob Ryder

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  38. I see they are on YouTube for $20. I was hoping for something a little less... legitimate.

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  39. I would mark out for a "slapnuts" on this PPV.

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  40. Slamma-jim-jamma-versary

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  41. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/heavythingsopener was the magic link last night.

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  42. I'll ask again. Is there a Tigre Dos or a Tigre Cero?

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  43. Oh yeah, it'll be huge. Two wrestling promotions that are essentially the same thing with talent that works for whichever one is more likely to actually pay them real life money that weekend will battle it out in front of 300 to 500 fans.

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  44. I'm gonna watch GAB 1991 instead for approximately 33 cents today. Negative 4 star scaffold match beats Jeff Jarrett heat spots (in 2015) any day of the week. Oh yeah - and $50? Yeah - sure thing.

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  45. Bring back the Villianos to feud with the Tigres.

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  46. Jonathan Snowden on Twitter "If you're live tweeting TNA wrestling, please think about how your life's path led you to this dismal moment"

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  47. Sharknado 3's subtltle is "Oh Hell No!"?


    Okay.

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  48. I was it was Edward Snowden.

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  49. "Shades of Elijah Burke".

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  50. These guys are blowing spot after spot.

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  51. Well they skip payments, might as well skip numbers.

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  52. Feels extremely indie.

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  53. If we are talking market value, the tape library can't be worth more than $9.99.

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  54. We are at 8.5 indie right now.

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  55. They do, and they upload full matches on it. It's pretty rad at times.

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  56. Tower of Doom. The spot of every multi person women's match. And this match apparently.

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  57. Manages by various Mr. Wrestlings. I love in shoots with old guys they just call them 'Wrestling.' Like 'I had a match with Wrestling 2 in Paducah...'

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  58. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    Fuck it, here's a gif for no reason.

    http://imgur.com/mZinPNV

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  59. Non-impressive frogsplash.

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  60. That certainly was a lot of well coordinated somersaults.

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  61. Wrestling sequence into the corner German was pretty nifty.

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  62. The Great American Bash 91 was not that bad of show. Granted at the time it probably one of the worst. But its just boring but its not bad though.

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  63. Seth Rollins banned from music festival: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11659247_923477544357967_7931188954637374133_n.jpg?oh=b443291f791eaaf6de456f7fb27751f4&oe=5631E829

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  64. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/KVt5uZt.gif

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  65. @brydertna congrats on your last PPV before you go out of business. Meltzer said you guys were through. You think you go to CZW?

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  66. Whoa. Borash has swollen since I last saw him. Man.

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  67. Ewwww, don't widen your eyes like that, JB. Never again.

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  68. Reese Witherspoon guest hosted Raw?

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  69. Definitely rocking the heavy with child look tonight.

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  70. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:21 PM

    Sweet Jesus, I'm not exactly in shape, but Jeremy Borash probably has his own gravitational pull right now.

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  71. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIX3skDUcAEKlNi.png

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  72. The one TNA talent that WWE should actually be interested in... Jeremy Borash.

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  73. @Billy Meltzer is reporting you guys are basically through. Once TNA goes outta business you going to Lucha Underground?

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  74. The MegaDouches ASPLODE

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  75. Lol. can you imagine the rage if one week Renee was gone and Borash was there instead?

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  76. I feel bad for him, sticking to TNA.

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  77. Jeremy Borash or Todd Pettengill..?

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  78. Hey, remember when they promised a big Hollywood guy coming in and it was a Big Brother contestant? That's so TNA.

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  79. Pettengill in a rout.

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  80. They should replace them all with an easel that has a poster board with 'What are your thoughts?' written on it since that's all they are allowed to ask.

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  81. Mitch, The GodfatherJune 28, 2015 at 6:23 PM

    I've always liked Robbie E.

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  82. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:23 PM

    "The Man" is literally the most uninspired nickname I've ever heard.

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  83. He did a lot to improve in the ring though

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  84. I used to hate Pettengill with a vengeance. Mellowed over the years though.

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  85. The Man...somewhere Billy Gunn is cursing himself for not coming up with THAT nickname for Failed Solo Push #37.

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  86. That's a hell of a ring robe.

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  87. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:24 PM

    Why is Jesse's music the theme for a villain from a JRPG?

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  88. Tom Phillips

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  89. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 28, 2015 at 6:24 PM

    They paid that Survivor guy $500,000 for 2 appearances.

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  90. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:25 PM

    They need a caveman gimmick like Tazmaniac again but call it "Billy the Homosapien".

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  91. I can't believe you guys are shitting on TNA so much. Look how many sides that ring has!!!

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  92. He's no Lex Luger.

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  93. TNA goes under, no more pans up Christy Hemme's body. Waaah.

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  94. Looks like a cross of Billy Kidman and Edge.

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  95. It meant more Lisa Marie, so I was in.

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  96. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Don't worry, dancing Stephanie McMahon has your back:

    http://i.imgur.com/EAtvCN3.gif

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  97. His glee in talking about how he got paid an extra year for nothing after they mistakenly allowed his deal to roll over is quite funny.

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  98. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Triple-digit?


    Are we all supposed to weigh under 100 lbs?

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  99. If you're gonna pay a Survivor star a lot of money, you pay the tiny dicked tax evader. Now that dude was a heel.

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  100. Yes. Like he does.

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  101. Nursery Rhymes Roman Reigns was better on the mic than this clown, holy balls.

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  102. I think he meant less than 1,000 people are watching.

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  103. This show is so WCW 2000.

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  104. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    Better presenter too.

    http://imgur.com/xstOhzH

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  105. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    Is DJ Ran up in our area?

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  106. I think he forgot his lines halfway through. There was a definite thinking pause.

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  107. It looks like she dropped some change and is trying to pick it up all around her, then she just says fuck it.

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  108. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    "Line"

    "Nuclear power!"

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  109. Worse freak out over a Z lister moment - "WE GOT JESSE FROM BIG BROTHER!" or "OH MY GOD THAT'S KING MO!"

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  110. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:30 PM

    I love how Pope is listing off teams from other companies as all-time greats. No wonder you're going out of business.

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  111. Speaking of DJ Ran, I just learned this guy existed today. A DJ doing remixes of awful bro country garbage? That calls him self Dee Jay? Jesus people are rubes.


    http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/radio/6049326/dee-jay-silver-brings-the-country-remixes-you-didnt-know-you-wanted

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  112. Let's count how many people on this show WWE would be interested in picking up. So far: 0.

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  113. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    I dunno, Jesse has a crazy body that might have Vince overreacting.

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  114. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    "Remember those teams? Weren't they great". Stares at the hard camera trying not to cry.

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  115. But he can't remember his written lines?

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  116. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    Named himself after a shitty Street Fighter character?

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  117. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    Doesn't prevent Ryback from staring at cue cards for every backstage segment.

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  118. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 28, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    The black Guile!

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  119. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:33 PM

    That dropkick was a "flying two-footed whatever, fuck it".

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  120. NASCAR star Jeff Hammond pinning Frankie Kazarian with The Driving Elbow.

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  121. Ahem. Touché.

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  122. The T-1000 lets the police copper pilot live, but kills the liquid nitrogen truck driver. Never understood that.

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  123. Just tuned into the 1995 Great American Bash on a segment showcasing Kimberly's acting ability which got her a bit part in the 40 Year Old Virgin.

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  124. Pope is awful.

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  125. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:34 PM

    He's a cop. The blue shield extends across generations and species.

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  126. Is that the one where she can't resist the charms of The Booty Man?

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  127. Acting ability had nothing to do with it.

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  128. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:35 PM

    https://historeviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/jesus_facepalm51.jpg

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  129. Except all of the other cops he's killed.


    What he should have said is "I like your copper", because when a Terminator says that, people die.

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  130. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    This isn't great, but it's honestly better than it has any right to be.

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  131. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    So for those watching, how is the show?

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  132. LOL. WTF IS that?!?!

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  133. I tried to watch Dragon Ball Evolution as a joke but I just couldn't handle more than 5 minutes

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  134. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    White girl trying to be black. See: Azalea, Iggy.

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  135. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    I could tell he wasn't the greatest after listening to the first line he uttered on the first night.

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  136. Robbie is a good hand.

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  137. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    Right or left?

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  138. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:38 PM

    It's good in small doses, like the Cinema Sins videos and the Honest Trailer.

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  139. Variation is the key.

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  140. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:38 PM

    "The Stranger". Nice every now and then.

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  141. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:39 PM

    Robbie E's theme song:

    http://i.imgur.com/CaNslTd.gif

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  142. Somewhere between bad and completely irrelevant.

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  143. I can't believe they liked her Tits that much they just HAD to cast her. Wasnt she like 40ish at that point?

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  144. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:40 PM

    So, is HHH the Smithers to Vince's Mr. Burns? Except not gay and in love with him?

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  145. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:40 PM

    Outside of the circus of botchery, it's been mostly inoffensive.

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  146. But still... They were SPECTACULAR.

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  147. Fuck me she was only 35-36?!

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  148. http://teamfourstar.com/podcast/tfs-riffs-dragon-ball-evolution


    Try with this on top.

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  149. Weird decision, I thought they were gonna push Jessie as a heel

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  150. Matt looks like he's sweating Crisco.

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  151. I'm sure HHH likes to taste Steph after Vince had her first.

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  152. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:42 PM

    I'M BRAM, MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE A SIDE DISH. RARRRGH. I'M BRAM.

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  153. Matt Hardy's face looks like a pot pie. I bet his brain is made of tender beef chunks in a rich gravy.

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  154. Nice to see Vader again.

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  155. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:42 PM

    Matt Morgan? Seriously?


    Ugh, can we stop trying to make that dude happen?

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  156. Jeff Jarrett AND Matt Hardy in the King of the Mountain match? Maybe Gangrel will be a surprise entrant.

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  157. He really is fetch walking.

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  158. Oh come on, it should happen any day now!

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  159. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:43 PM

    I still get a total Mr. Burns vibe from Vince.

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  160. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    But, but, he sent his DNA into space.

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  161. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    "Bram, they don't want to see us wrestle!"

    I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments.

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  162. Jim Duggan is death to a young guy trying to get over. I'm not sure Craig Pittman would have been anything, but this is definitely the end of it for him.

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  163. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    Well, Bram is slightly entertaining.

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  164. I wonder if The Ascension would have been less dead in the water if Bram had stuck around.

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  165. Still I believe both guys are very proud of that match. So weird.

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  166. Jeff Jarrett is only 47; I thought he was in his mid-30s when he started his WWF run in 93.

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  167. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    I don't know about that, but I guarantee that someone would have been literally dead.

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  168. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    More facial hair to look more Dothraki-esque would prevent The Ascension from looking like two college guys who like Avenged Sevenfold and long walks in the cemetery.

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  169. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    He started wrestling at like 17 or something.

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  170. It's 50 bucks???!!!??? Lol what???

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  171. Hey, "Hail to the King" rocks.

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  172. Serious question; anyone buy it?

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  173. That's my thought. Bram at least looks like a wrestler.

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  174. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:47 PM

    Bram always looked like a crazy hobo version of Gerard Butler to me.

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  175. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    Bruce Campbell is an entertaining fellow.

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  176. The Great American Bash would Have been a perfectly acceptable Clash of Champions but it makes a lousy pay-per-view.

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  177. Is Aries working the show still? I'd actually stream that match if anyone watching let's me know when it starts.

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  178. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    That'd be like buying shoes for a guy who's scheduled to have his foot amputated.

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  179. Hmm good point actually. Only the main feels special. The rest is basically throw-away.

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  180. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    "Gets left foot amputated, friend buys a right shoe".

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  181. Aries vs Daver Ridchards, on paper the better match of the card

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  182. Streaming a tna ppv is like taking a shopping cart full of cans from a homeless guy choking on his own puke.

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  183. cabspaintedyellowJune 28, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    Dave
    Daver
    Davest


    So Richards is almost there.

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  184. Streaming, and it's barely worth THAT.

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  185. O I thought he and roode were tagging vs the wolves?

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  186. Speaking of lousy pay-per-views... how bout this match you are expected to pay $50 to watch betweeen two dudes WWE fired?

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  187. Steve Regal just made my night with his promo: "In 1946 Adolf Hitler was in the bunker and turned to Joseph Gerbels and said, "I think we've blown it." That what those to fat slobs are in their locker room thinking right now..." and it only got better from there.

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  188. They did the job to the tv taping schedule.

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  189. Jonathan MeisnerJune 28, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    "Let's run down tonight's card"

    *uncomfortable silence*

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  190. They are, but since the PPV can't have any important result they are just wrestling to dertermine the Tag Title match stipulation

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  191. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 28, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    Davey and Aries had a pretty amazing match in ROH a few years ago. If this match is half as good it should be MOTN.

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  192. The Clashes used to be pretty awesome for what they were. And the title us cool.

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  193. The Rock showed up unnanounced at WWE's house show in Boston.

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  194. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 28, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    It's pretty sad though, because of TNA's inability to hold onto steady TV deals, both of their prestige PPV's have been reduced to One Night Only shows with little to no meaning.

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