Have you ever pondered your retirement from this very blog? Do you have an end date set in mind where you ride off into the sunset? Are you just gonna write and blog and make snarky comments till the day you meet your maker? Will there be a passing of the torch? Perhaps some sort of epic confrontation (with fancy video package of course) putting sole ownership of the Blog Of Doom on the line in a retirement match?
I shudder at the thought that's there's the faintest chance that one day this could become The Fuj's Blog of Doom.....
What's your End Game SK???? Suckas got to know! Ready. Set. Book it!
I don't foresee an end date, but I'm sure if the worst suddenly happened The Princess could run things for me or find someone else who could. And given how I feel about retirement matches in wrestling, there's no way I'd ever pull that stunt. Maybe I'd fail a Wellness test due to concussions after bashing my head into the keyboard after one too many WWE movie plugs?
Don't be surprised if one day you see cWo spray painted on the banner.
ReplyDeleteAnd so the reward for guessing the WM buyrate correctly has finally been revealed, a place in Scott's will.
ReplyDeleteSomething I've wondered for years: who is Princess and how do she and Scott know each other? I've read most of the stuff she's posted and like her work quite a bit but I've always wondered how she started here.
ReplyDeleteWe wish Scott well in his future endeavours.
ReplyDeletelame.
ReplyDeletemeh.
ReplyDeletecWo could be Caliber World Order...
ReplyDeletejust sayin...
*shudders*
The big reveal: IT WAS SCOTSMAN ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!
ReplyDeleteIn order for this place to become the The Blog of Fuj, you would have to accept "The Salt in the eye"
ReplyDelete...nobody is ready for that...
I always assumed that HBK would try to sneak up behind Scott and superkick him into retirement, on orders from Vince.
ReplyDeleteOrders that Vince was desperately trying to call off, but the only messenger available was Bill Goldberg.
But then Goldberg totally intercepts HBK, but somehow kicks Scott so hard in the head during a botched three way high five that Scott has to retire from have cognizant thought.
What?
cracked World order.
ReplyDeletePrincess running this place would be pretty awesome. SK is on autopilot mode most the time these days, he deserves a long well earned rest. Will SK truly ever pass the torch though?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what fucked up the livejournal blog?
ReplyDeleteScott will leave and a mysterious masked man will take over. (Who in true WWE fashion will still dress just like Scott did.)
ReplyDeleteYeah, wonder if those losers are still keeping that up.
ReplyDeleteIf Russo ran this blog, the first thing he'd institute is porn pop-ups...and lots of them.
ReplyDeletePass the torch...to The Fuj!
ReplyDeleteCHURCH!
ReplyDeleteI suspect there would be a lot of reviews on pole matches.
ReplyDeleteThe Fuj of Doom. Has a nice ring to it.
ReplyDeleteVic Venom returns!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I think I'd have a great shot at running the blog if Scott stepped down. I'm a weekly content provider, I'm well known, and hell, it's my graphic header at the top. Nothing would change. I wouldn't turn it into Str8 Gangster or anything. I actually have a lot of great ideas for the blog, but I know Scott doesn't want to invest the time or money since it's more a of a hobby these days. If I ever did get the reigns, I think people would really like what I've done.
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremost would be hiring AJ from 411mania so we can get some "suchandsuch squeezes booty into suchandsuch" pictures going on, and class this joint up.
When the internet runs out of negative things to say I'd imagine. Or when the show goes off the air, it'd be hard to rabidly hate the show every single week if it didn't even exist I'd think. I mean, I guess we could sit around and hate on old clips yeah?
ReplyDeleteIf Russo ran the blog the first thing he'd do is shut it down, and act like he was having server problems. He'd never acknowledge the server deal again. He'd say that he would NEVER, EVER write an article, and instead just run things. A week later he'd be writing 20 articles a day, with 10 of those articles being articles where he reviews his own articles. He'd also probably want to change my name to The Artist Formally Known As Caliber Winfield, with Fuj in drag as my valet.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/fqcn_TPu4qQ
ReplyDeleteSo elvylanda would be equally qualified then?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about the dreaded ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES. That could be the end of the Rants.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal with it? Sometimes when I do a search for a certain article on the BoD, I see a rspwfaq2 thing, with current updates and such. At first I thought Scott was running two blogs
ReplyDeleteScott knows there's only one man fit for the job; me. Although, be warned, as the BoD will from then on be known as Boner of Doom.
ReplyDeleteWell aren't you a little ray of sunshine!
ReplyDeleteI'm not letting you put ANYTHING salty in my eye.
ReplyDeleteWhich will come first: The blog with nothing negative to say or Chandango with something original to say? My money's on the blog.
ReplyDeleteFor me, it's like talking about Robert Downey Jr. no longer playing Tony Stark someday; as long as I don't bring it up, I won't jinx it and it will still continue.
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it...
ReplyDelete"some classic Trish Stratus to spice up your WrestleMania weekend." ... ugh.
ReplyDeleteYou sure you wanna say "beat"?
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
ReplyDeleteSean Shannon.
In Googling Sean's name to make sure I had it right, I came across this from '03:
ReplyDeletehttp://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=43554
The photos he post of the wrestling chicks are always these terrible screen caps that are far from sexy. It's weird.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I click the links is to read people's reactions. People hate the kid.
Alright, that's it, I'm keeping track of everyone down-voting this! When I'm in charge Dougie will have his own column, everyday will feature a Jesse Baker Rebooks The ______, and I'll be bringing the now defunct Politics section from 411 to here! Suck it!
ReplyDeleteI would love to read a Baker column. Legit, no troll, love to read it.
ReplyDeleteThe Wellness policy around here is a joke. I show up to work drunk all the time and get a pass because I'm on the booking team.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, once I wrote that out I thought the same thing. I imagine a weekly column from him would be wrestling's own Fear & Loathing at the Blog of Doom.
ReplyDeleteJust recently Current Affair asked me to come on the show and talk about how Scott tried to force me on several occasions to take PEDs. I said it wasn't true, since I take PEDs all on my own. I really wanted a Current Affair hat though, and they wouldn't give me one without a scoop. So, I told'em that Scott's trying to create a KickStarter account so he can remake No Holds Barred with Ryan Murphy as Hulk Hogan, Caliber Winfield as Zeus, and Fuj as the evil TV exec.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Scott could pull an Undertaker and put up his STEAK OF DOOM on the line by offering an up and comer to re-cap Wrestlemania. And the one who does a better job at it will end Scott's STREAK OF DOOM and will be elevated unlikes the which we have never seen.
ReplyDeleteOr tournaments. Because EVERYONE loves tournaments
What an odd reference.
ReplyDeletePrincess is Scott's female identity, it's like an Ed Wood thing.
ReplyDeleteSteak of Doom?
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty delicious.
I'll order one of those.
ReplyDeleteWonder how many stars the restaurant has?
ReplyDelete"What do you know, haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?!"
ReplyDeleteOops, hehe. i meant streak. but steak does sound good right about now
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it ever.
ReplyDeleteBack to lentils for me though, such is the life of a student.
As someone fairly new to the Blog how did everyone here get their "Raw GM" jobs?
ReplyDeleteNow I'm starving...
ReplyDeleteA group of us hated the layout of rspwfaq.com and preferred the LiveJournal format, so we made out own community where we culd talk wrestling/anything without having to wait for Scott to make new posts. But we're losers in flair4dagold's eyes, so we must have done something wrong.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean you specifically, just the guys that ran wild with the CWO nonsense. If you guys have taken that blog to another level, good for you, seriously. Didn't mean any disrespect.
ReplyDeletethorkock
ReplyDeletethorkock?
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThis Just In: Robert Downey Jr. removed from Iron Man role.
ReplyDeleteNow, see what you've done!?!
Princess is a mother, a wife, a dog owner...I love wrestling, raised in the south on Jim Crockett, Bill Watts and CWA promotions. Just a normal person living in Florida. I enjoy the outdoors, I am a former college athlete and an avid bicyclist and runner. I compete in triathlons when I can. I spend time volunteering at the local animal shelter and working with other charitable causes, usually focusing around food drives for the homeless or donating clothes and school supplies and other things for the children of homeless families.
ReplyDeleteI got started here by just asking Scott if I could do a card review here or there and as his sites grew, my responsibility grew. I appreciate all the compliments are criticism.
No way you're only on here 10 minutes a day. Unless your watch is as slow as your wit.
ReplyDelete"The First Lady of the Blog of DOOM"
ReplyDeleteReshad was a WEIRD dude.
ReplyDeleteQuite possibly the only lady, but no less an honour.
ReplyDeleteIt's always an honor to be trailblazer :)
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad there's no weed testing.
ReplyDeleteRumor #16; every other shitty iwc writer will come and go while Scott Keith stays as the top guy for 15 years
ReplyDeleteIf Scott ever retires I would probably stop watching wrestling
ReplyDeleteIts like that line in High Fidelity: "I hired them for two days a week and they just started showing up every day."
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