I cannot stand Cena's acknowledgement of the hatred anymore; his they paid good money to-this is energy-schtick. It doesn't make it any better, it makes it worse. It's not charming.
Isn't it awesome how this Daniel Bryan-John Cena feud we've been looking forward to is going to turn into a glorified commercial for the new Divas reality show?
So I've put aside my initial feelings about last night and am ready to enjoy the WWE again. So let's get a good show, give me some DBry and some Wyatt's and I'll probably be happy.
Wrestlers often find it tough to think for themselves. See: mullets, the death of mullets, fanny packs, the short hair and short trunks trend the last 5 years
My wife requires me to have a beard because of my baby face (as opposed to looking like a heel?), so I'm not opposed. They just seem far more prevalent than normal in the wrestling (SUPERSTAR) world.
Well, a couple of the guys can't work much, if any, so might as well have the winner (aka guy who has to be protected) work a long match the next day. Sandow's gonna be out there for awhile too.
Well, I like Carlos, but I'm not offended. Actually, it's more accurate to say that I have liked his stand up. Don't really care for his show. First time I saw him was on TV during a Live Aid event...he went on after Robin Williams tore it up for about 20 minutes...and Carlos was better. Had never even heard of the dude before.
Not sure if you're serious or not, but I really dig that show. Probably the best one they got now that the whole Monk/Psyche/Burn Notice group is leaving
Mencia's fame is worth the double episode of Marc Maron's WTF in which he basically grills him on his comedy. It's a relatively civil discussion, but I just loved it. It's the Frost/Nixon of comedy interviews.
Yeah, I've heard Rogan's take that Carlos is a thief. Only thing I personally know about is he used one of Kinison's bits for a sketch on his show...the one about Christ having a wife and having to explain being gone for 3 days and 3 nights.
Has a guy ever debuted that has been eerily close to a CAW you made?
While digging through a pile of old games to sell, I came across Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 and remembered creating a ballroom dancer named Magnifico (maaaag - neeee - feeeee - cooooo).
I'd like to think that qualifies me to be on creative, but then I worry if I won't poison the pool with similarly awful ideas, especially since I've had prolonged exposure to Jesse Baker.
Haven't seen him use it. That kind of cheating used to be common.. I wonder if the powers that be think the people are too stupid to notice the wrestler digging in their trunks or something.
I miss the days of Sting getting screwed over so he was justified in doing things. Here... in terms of pure storyline... his girlfriend of 7 months messed up by hitting his opponent and was sorry afterwards.
Brad Maddox and John Cena! Oh christ.
ReplyDeletePay for WHC match and get a DQ while everyone else gets it for free the next night.
ReplyDeleteSure, no one bought MITB for the WHC match, but it's still an extravagantly shitty business model.
OH, thank God. I was hyperventilating. No one should watch RAW without the Blog of Doom. They should post a warning on the show!
ReplyDeleteIt's a smug-off!
ReplyDeleteThese threads are getting a Loch Ness Monster like work-rate
ReplyDeletePrincess is slippin.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Steve Austin pulled the "Remember this because it's the only time ____________" line and it was actually cool?
ReplyDeleteUgh, this promo again.
ReplyDeleteBayless saves the day yet again! He really deserves a push over those part timers clogging up the main event scene...
ReplyDeleteThose are some polarizing boos.
ReplyDeleteBayless doesn't know how to work main event style.
ReplyDeleteEl Dandy better get to Brooklyn
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand Cena's acknowledgement of the hatred anymore; his they paid good money to-this is energy-schtick. It doesn't make it any better, it makes it worse. It's not charming.
ReplyDeleteThere we go...the crowd has spoken.
ReplyDeleteChanting Yes, must know he'll pick Orton
ReplyDeleteChoose his own Summerslam main event match! SMELL THE BUYRATE at this literal insta-feud bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThank you, crowd. I agree. YES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteWho are you to doubt Brooklyn?
ReplyDeleteWait, I think I got that wrong.
Actually glad to hear Orton's theme.
ReplyDelete...damn snark serves me right
ReplyDeleteHe's got huge upside though.
ReplyDeleteYou know how many people forget to work to the hard camera?
Isn't it awesome how this Daniel Bryan-John Cena feud we've been looking forward to is going to turn into a glorified commercial for the new Divas reality show?
ReplyDeleteHey it's summerslam 2007......or 2009.
ReplyDelete"Careful, Maddox, before I fuck around and make this a trilogy at Summerslam."
ReplyDeleteChoose the Brooklyn Brawler!!!!
ReplyDeleteNumber one contenders in WWE are so 1997.
ReplyDeleteMan, none of those people popped for Orton. At all.
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter? Listen to those BAYLESS BRIAN! chants everytime he comes out!
ReplyDeleteWhat the ffffffffandango?
ReplyDeleteHe'll poop in all their bags.
ReplyDeleteI have a good feeling about this show.
ReplyDeleteSummer Rae.......*drools* I've never lusted for such a generic blonde this much before.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a good crowd.
ReplyDeleteDA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
ReplyDeleteIs Fandango supposed to come off that gay?
ReplyDeleteHow long until Fandango makes it a Four Man Band?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how he doesn't corpse doing this gimmick
ReplyDeleteCole laughing has never not made things funnier, right?
ReplyDeleteJeez. Nice, Orton. Jerk.
ReplyDeleteBrad Maddox looks like a shopkeeper in an old western.
ReplyDeleteSurprised it took him this long to point out Coulter's past gimmick.
ReplyDeleteChoose Ben Richards!
ReplyDeleteIt's a tag match, pla... Wrong guy.
ReplyDeleteI really don't like The Randy Orton Show.
ReplyDeleteHe's the bartender that slowly ducks down when they start shooting.
ReplyDeletewho does?
ReplyDeleteYou know, there have been times when I found Orton to be entertaining. It's been awhile.
ReplyDeleteFoley would have gone for the cheap pop.
ReplyDeleteCena is trying way too hard to be Deadpool.
ReplyDeleteI'm only here to find out who was dressed as Sin Cara on SmackDown, I demand closure.
ReplyDeleteFucking brilliant! Except he's like Iceman trying to.
ReplyDeleteHey, they have a lot in common. Neither has really been edgy or innovative in about a decade.
ReplyDeleteIt was Hunico.
ReplyDeletehe's not that funny if you're over 13.
ReplyDeleteAustin Aries?
ReplyDeleteIt was the hummer driver.
ReplyDeletePretty sure it was Iron Mike Sharpe.
ReplyDeleteSo I've put aside my initial feelings about last night and am ready to enjoy the WWE again. So let's get a good show, give me some DBry and some Wyatt's and I'll probably be happy.
ReplyDeletenah he was too busy taking a shower.
ReplyDeleteT.J. Perkins
ReplyDeleteNo it was C.J. Perkins
ReplyDeleteNo it was Carl Perkins
ReplyDeleteOrton, you dirty dog.
ReplyDeleteDid Randy just pause to eye the girl in the front row? Well, he is divorced in any case.
ReplyDeleteI think I heard "clothesline" over the mics, in which case...
ReplyDeletehttp://i.ytimg.com/vi/mSwSzoFaEcA/0.jpg
He is a predator, after all
ReplyDeleteDean Malenko.
ReplyDeleteWhat up with all the beards lately?
ReplyDeleteNewly single, mr money in the bank...it's all going good for Orton.
ReplyDeleteIt's starting to look like Hollywood marriages up in this ho.
ReplyDeleteThey're chanting "Randy Savage."
ReplyDeleteMr Money in the Bank but less money in the bank now
ReplyDeleteThey're awesome? Well, not these two in particular, but in general.
ReplyDeleteWrestlers often find it tough to think for themselves. See: mullets, the death of mullets, fanny packs, the short hair and short trunks trend the last 5 years
ReplyDeleteSEND FOR THE MAN!
ReplyDeleteOk, that made me laugh and I'm not sure why.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo let me guess, Cena is going to ask the WWE universe to pick his opponent and to the WWE's shock they will pick Brodus Clay over Daniel Bryan.
ReplyDeleteCena is the only one who isn't moving with the times, wish I could say that I was shocked.
ReplyDeletethe chanting the announcers thing is beyond old at this point. get your own material.
ReplyDeleteIf you knew me, it might be funnier, since this couldn't possibly be further from how I actually talk, and I imagine the disconnect might be amusing.
ReplyDeletebetter yet, the brand new debuting BRUTAS CLAY!
ReplyDeleteMy wife requires me to have a beard because of my baby face (as opposed to looking like a heel?), so I'm not opposed. They just seem far more prevalent than normal in the wrestling (SUPERSTAR) world.
ReplyDeleteThey're the Carlos Mencia to the post-WM crowd's George Carlin.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm over the 'random chant' thing.
ReplyDeleteOuch. Damn...
ReplyDeleteOkay, who is the idiot Mencia fan who was offended?
They're certainly giving these guys time. I'm kinda digging it.
ReplyDeleteAgreed But they can still chant for Randy anytime they want though.
ReplyDeleteOh, damn. Ouch. Pretty sure Carlos felt that.
ReplyDeleteWoah...suits is back tomorrow? already?!
ReplyDeleteJust started watching the show. You mentioned beards. Are Kelly Preston and Katie Holmes guest hosting the show?
ReplyDeleteThe Artist Formerly Known As Goldust dressed as Triple H dressed as Sin Cara?
ReplyDeleteComplete with Catelyn Stark! Oughta be good.
ReplyDeleteWell, a couple of the guys can't work much, if any, so might as well have the winner (aka guy who has to be protected) work a long match the next day. Sandow's gonna be out there for awhile too.
ReplyDeleteWe're heading into our third straight Orton segment. It's like they're giving the Home Run Derby a head start or something.
ReplyDeleteWait what now?
ReplyDeleteZing!
ReplyDeleteWell, I like Carlos, but I'm not offended. Actually, it's more accurate to say that I have liked his stand up. Don't really care for his show. First time I saw him was on TV during a Live Aid event...he went on after Robin Williams tore it up for about 20 minutes...and Carlos was better. Had never even heard of the dude before.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you're serious or not, but I really dig that show. Probably the best one they got now that the whole Monk/Psyche/Burn Notice group is leaving
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rickey.org/game-of-thrones-star-michelle-fairley-joins-suits/
ReplyDeleteoh shit, thanks for the reminder.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing we'll see 3MB and Khali tonight as well.. yay.
ReplyDeleteBut then he got owned by Joe Rogan of all people and fell off the map
ReplyDeleteShit just got real.
ReplyDeleteMencia's fame is worth the double episode of Marc Maron's WTF in which he basically grills him on his comedy. It's a relatively civil discussion, but I just loved it. It's the Frost/Nixon of comedy interviews.
ReplyDeleteWhy would i not be serious? It's a good show.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard Rogan's take that Carlos is a thief. Only thing I personally know about is he used one of Kinison's bits for a sketch on his show...the one about Christ having a wife and having to explain being gone for 3 days and 3 nights.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I don't even know who Marc Maron is.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan #1 trend on twitter and he hasn't even shown up yet!
ReplyDeleteI'm officially cheering for Fandango.
ReplyDeleteFandango is certainly going for that main-event tan. He's the same complexion as his giraffe tights.
ReplyDeleteAnd fan interest for Randy is BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK..
ReplyDeleteGONE!
they're doing the wave
ReplyDeleteSo that's TWO Game of Thrones actors on there now?
ReplyDeleteLooked like Giant Baba to me.
ReplyDeleteI just tuned in. Did I miss me some vintage Orton?
ReplyDeleteHas a guy ever debuted that has been eerily close to a CAW you made?
ReplyDeleteWhile digging through a pile of old games to sell, I came across Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 and remembered creating a ballroom dancer named Magnifico (maaaag - neeee - feeeee - cooooo).
I'd like to think that qualifies me to be on creative, but then I worry if I won't poison the pool with similarly awful ideas, especially since I've had prolonged exposure to Jesse Baker.
ok that superplex was badass
ReplyDeleteBecause of USA's over promotion of everything, I thought you were kidding. But, yes, it's a very good show.
ReplyDeleteThat's one reason I kind of like Sheamus. He's the anti fake bake. Of course, he dyes his hair and beard, but nobody's perfect.
ReplyDeleteCreating separation and momentum at the same time from out of nowhere!
ReplyDeleteBut who was paying off Magnifico?
ReplyDeletePeople are actually interested in millionaires hitting underhanded "pitches" for fake home runs? It's like a hockey shootout with no goaltender!
ReplyDeleteTo the skull!
ReplyDeletethere goes that "silent orton ovation" again......
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I'm watching RAW and merely making HRD analogies?
ReplyDelete"So I says to Mabel, I says, 'Fandango is getting back from a concussion, so let's keep dropping him on his head all the time.'"
ReplyDeletedipshits.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why but Orton is cool as fuck again.
ReplyDeleteOk, I've gone from cheering for Fandango to saying fuck Orton. Not sure why.
ReplyDeleteCue the people complaining that the money in the bank winner won a match.
ReplyDeleteyou know that discus has an edit function, right?
ReplyDeleteThey just don't do enough "fall on the top rope and hurt my crotch" spots anymore.. I wonder why.. A lost art.
ReplyDeleteLOL I pretty much just went in the opposite direction.
ReplyDeleteIt was worth the wait.......
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-update-wwe-r-787445495?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
ReplyDeleteHe kinda is, makes me wonder if his marriage was making him not give a fuck.
ReplyDeletedingleturds.
ReplyDelete"Randy Orton is always dangerous. But now, he's even more dangerouser!"
ReplyDeleteEveryone bitches about 50/50 booking but Orton is the one guy who always wins.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to the old "foreign object in the trunks" gimmick too??
ReplyDeleteIt's really not that hard to call someone on their bull when months prior they got knocked out by George Lopez for the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDeleteCole: "you can take that to the bank."
ReplyDeleteUgh
Enjoy it, RedditGuy! You've made it now!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's worth bringing back. Is Regal the one to consistently use it the most recently?
ReplyDeleteNeeds a "NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
ReplyDeleteCult's here!
ReplyDeleteSounds like his ride is over. They're gonna swerve him.
ReplyDeleteIt's his own fault for getting a concussion and forcing the company to force him to take time off in the first place.
ReplyDeleteF'd in the head, great in bed. Then they cost you the belt. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteWow, that got a great pop.
ReplyDelete"Yo, dawg. I heard you don't want to see spoilers. So I'm giving you spoilers so that they stop giving you spoilers."
ReplyDeleteLooks like they really are gonna do Dolph vs Big E at Summerslam seeing as we have Ziggler vs Del Rio tonight...
ReplyDeleteI had created a character that had a lot of similarities to the Kane character. fire, red light. interestingly enough, not a mask.
ReplyDeleteThat AJ just can't hold down a man.
ReplyDeleteThe face turn is complete, break the heart of an apologetic love
ReplyDeleteAJ and Dolph never had much chemistry anyway
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Shows they're both over, really.
ReplyDeleteDolph will call her as soon as he's had a drink.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen him use it. That kind of cheating used to be common.. I wonder if the powers that be think the people are too stupid to notice the wrestler digging in their trunks or something.
ReplyDeleteWjhat is the point of those crane shots Dunn? Wait did they just end the Doplh/AJ relationship in a 10 second promo?
ReplyDeleteDamm I want to bang AJ
ReplyDeleteDead man down looks decent, does Noomi Rapace get naked in it?
ReplyDeleteWWE's statement at the end is so bizarre. Kayfabbing it all the way.
ReplyDeleteI've been here. Just nothing worth posting about yet.
ReplyDeleteThe show has been interesting the last few weeks. A renewed Orton push should fix that.
ReplyDeleteThe PTC got upset when Val Venis took it in new direction.
ReplyDeletei would likely let her have sex with me.
ReplyDeleteI miss the days of Sting getting screwed over so he was justified in doing things. Here... in terms of pure storyline... his girlfriend of 7 months messed up by hitting his opponent and was sorry afterwards.
ReplyDeleteDid i get downvoted by her husband or something?
ReplyDeleteI'd not make her feel like a sexual object and just talk to her.
ReplyDeleteNow Dolph and Orton can have a night on the town as bros.
ReplyDeleteShitting in bags and rubbing baby lotion.
I'd play some video games with her because I'd confuse her for a 13 year old boy.
ReplyDeleteNO TOUCHING!
ReplyDelete(sorry, I saw your profile pic and that's all I hear)
I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner....
ReplyDeleteI read that as them giving him fair warning they were going to swerve him/them and damage their wrestling gambling earnings
ReplyDeletehuh?
ReplyDeleteHow about somebody winning a match while their leg was on the top rope, or getting a pin while the heel manager holds the opponent's legs??
ReplyDeleteCan we mix these damn finishes up a little??? Not like they don't have a library of matches to watch..
Oh FUCK this.
ReplyDeleteYou play videogames with 13 year old boys?
ReplyDeleteWas the crowd booing the praise for Cena, or that Henry turned into a bitch with that remark?
ReplyDeleteA foreign concept I know.
ReplyDeleteGotta be a twist.
ReplyDeleteRetirement speech for realsies this time?
ReplyDeleteMark Henry changes his name to Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace?
ReplyDeleteTime for him to fake retiring again.
ReplyDeleteI have the worst fucking attorneys
ReplyDeleteCespedes is murdering baseballs. Good god.
ReplyDeleteShut up, Brooklyn.
ReplyDeletethis crowd is so fucking hip man!
ReplyDeleteHas Mark Henry split his last wig? Tune into Nitro to find out!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, you young folks with your hip references that I don't get. :-)
ReplyDeleteWho would have the balls to interrupt him?? Lesnar? Big Show??
ReplyDeleteIf that crowd pisses Henry off, he will beat the shit out of every last one of them.
ReplyDeleteThis is how you book a monster heel: have him tap out, then beg for a rematch.
ReplyDeleteOutside of my brother, no.
ReplyDeleteEven The Shield's theme is getting depushed.
ReplyDeleteSo who exactly is being punished right now?
ReplyDeleteBusiness is about to pick up...
ReplyDelete