Howdy Blog O'Doomers.
Well that was an eventful Summerslam! The good news is that there was a spirited debate between which of the two designated feature matches was better. That's always a good thing. FWIW I think Punk-Lesnar was the best of the WWE style we're used to while Cena-Bryan went a total different direction and the running knee finisher was amazing. Of course it was used because Cena isn't going to submit to the Yes Lock, but it was still miles better than a roll up or a small package.
I give a lot of credit to Cena too. I hate the character, he's boring, he's goofy, but he GETS it. He understands the big event and damn if doesn't deliver the goods as a worker when he knows the spotlight is on him.
Where do we go from here. Who the hell knows to be honest. I think we're all hoping Daniel Bryan gets his chase and gets his reward but in the back of our minds we're also thinking...'this is really set up for Super Cena to return from injury and save the WWE from the HHH-Orton regime'. Be honest, we all have that fear and in reality this whole alignment sets itself up more for Punk or Cena than Bryan. Punk is the established anti-establishment guy and Cena is the superhero. Daniel Bryan is a great wrestler that wants to be respected and appreciated for his wrestling ability. I don't see how he fits going against the McMahon machine in long-term booking. As Bret Hart proved one can only take the 'I've been screwed' stuff so far before people get sick of it.
I'm curious of HHH in this role too. I know he wanted to be a heel for a long time but he will NEVER be Mr. McMahon and him trying to channel that role will look like a cheap imitation of the real thing.
As for Orton, some of you may hate this but I liked his ring work as a face. I think he's a good worker. As a heel I always thought he worked in slow motion. His pacing was horrible. I mean seriously he moved like Andre. So I'm hopeful he'll take the good things he was developing during the last three years working as a face and keep them in his move set.
So with that being said, enjoy the show and come out swinging but, like always, try to keep it clean.
Well that was an eventful Summerslam! The good news is that there was a spirited debate between which of the two designated feature matches was better. That's always a good thing. FWIW I think Punk-Lesnar was the best of the WWE style we're used to while Cena-Bryan went a total different direction and the running knee finisher was amazing. Of course it was used because Cena isn't going to submit to the Yes Lock, but it was still miles better than a roll up or a small package.
I give a lot of credit to Cena too. I hate the character, he's boring, he's goofy, but he GETS it. He understands the big event and damn if doesn't deliver the goods as a worker when he knows the spotlight is on him.
Where do we go from here. Who the hell knows to be honest. I think we're all hoping Daniel Bryan gets his chase and gets his reward but in the back of our minds we're also thinking...'this is really set up for Super Cena to return from injury and save the WWE from the HHH-Orton regime'. Be honest, we all have that fear and in reality this whole alignment sets itself up more for Punk or Cena than Bryan. Punk is the established anti-establishment guy and Cena is the superhero. Daniel Bryan is a great wrestler that wants to be respected and appreciated for his wrestling ability. I don't see how he fits going against the McMahon machine in long-term booking. As Bret Hart proved one can only take the 'I've been screwed' stuff so far before people get sick of it.
I'm curious of HHH in this role too. I know he wanted to be a heel for a long time but he will NEVER be Mr. McMahon and him trying to channel that role will look like a cheap imitation of the real thing.
As for Orton, some of you may hate this but I liked his ring work as a face. I think he's a good worker. As a heel I always thought he worked in slow motion. His pacing was horrible. I mean seriously he moved like Andre. So I'm hopeful he'll take the good things he was developing during the last three years working as a face and keep them in his move set.
So with that being said, enjoy the show and come out swinging but, like always, try to keep it clean.
I'll mark the fuck out if "EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!" kick starts Raw
ReplyDeleteIf past history is any indication, I'll stop watching wrestling for three years if that happens.
ReplyDeleteI'll mark the fuck out if "TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" kick starts Raw. I mark out easily.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm more interested to see where the Punk-Heyman saga goes next.
ReplyDeleteWell hhh has already done a cheap imitation of ric flair and hbk depending if he's face or heel, so what's cheap Vince knockoff gimmick at this point
ReplyDeleteAt the start of Raw, HHH should come and announce he is instituting a no facial hair policy, like the Yankees have. Shave or be fired. And he can give the heels like Sandow special exemptions for even more heel heat.
ReplyDeletehttp://s8.postimg.org/6bf6odg45/hhh_edit.png
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It's the return of heel Orton, so you know what that means..
ReplyDeleteCHINLOCKS!
YOU GET A CHINLOCK! AND YOU GET A CHINLOCK!
Another headlock, Randy? will be a blog thing again.
ReplyDeleteAll right that was funny.
ReplyDeleteI know this might sound a bit warped bit in a weird sorta way sometimes I prefer the pin o the submission (the latter of which you'd think would be a more emphatic way to put someone over). Look at HHH at Wrestlemania 27 or HBK at Wrestlemania 23--weak little taps can almost say "ok ok, this guy got me", whereas a clean three count after a devastating finisher like last night screams "he took em out!"
ReplyDeleteOf course, null and void if Cena were to tap passionately as if to save his life, but that is DEFINITELY not gonna happen.
You guys are in 9 p.m. form already tonight.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mind the pinfall. I'm glad it was a knockout shot rather than a roll up or some weak sauce like that. He kneed a bitch in the face and pinned him.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the show last night, but interesting angles coming from WWE breed creativity.
ReplyDeleteas a Yankee fan who can't fucking stand the beards on most Red Sox players... shit, I might end up applauding that one.
ReplyDelete(Then again, I fucking hate the Red Sox, even more after last night.)
You win.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind Orton's work as a face, but I can't stand him as a heel. Actually, I can't stand him in general. But his offense is slow, plodding (sorry, "deliberate"), and it's easier to stand when he's a face who takes more of a beating, rather than a heel dominating a match.
ReplyDeleteGONNA PUNT SOME PEOPLE'S DADS TONIGHT
ReplyDeleteI don't know why people hate his offense so much. Maybe it's because I don't watch all the time, but I really dig the RKO, That backbreaker thingy, the middle rope DDT, and him pounding the ground is fun because I know he's gonna pop out another shoulder one of these days.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying I like the guy personally, but I think his offense is the thing I like most about him.
I like his offense too, I think he moves WAY too slow as a heel though. His pacing sucks because he's trying too hard to be methodical and deliberate and it's too much.
ReplyDeleteI hate the "stand over the guy and stomp every limb slowly" thing he does whether he's a face or a heel.
ReplyDeleteWe're(Giants) playing the Red Sox for the next 3 games, so in true Giants form they'll do you a solid and get swept.
ReplyDeleteAre we doing points for grammar slams? I feel that'd be a fun little meta game.
ReplyDelete"I know he's gonna pop out another shoulder one of these days."
ReplyDeleteor you could just get him a motorcycle and problem solved.
Do not mock the Garvin Stomp. Although he's gotten lazy with it and doesn't stomp everything anymore.
ReplyDeleteAfter sleeping on it, as long as Triple H never goes cleanly over Bryan I'll be ok with what happened last night.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the show tonight greatly, almost as much as I look forward to seeing Cesaro vs Zayn again on Wednesday for the third MOTY WWE candidate this week.
LOOK IN MY EEEEEYYYYYES
ReplyDeleteWHAT DO YOU SEE?
A LACK OF PERSONALITY
yuck, that doesn't look like a great pitching lineup (I hope Timmeh has a good day tonight.) Couldn't save Cain and Madbum to play the Sox?
ReplyDelete"EVOLUTION IS A LINT MACHINE!"
ReplyDeleteThis video is amazing.
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT, MATTINGLY, I SAID GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS!
ReplyDeleteReally sells that, if you didn't watch the PPV, you missed some special shit.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I never noticed that Michael Cole's call of that heel turn was pretty damn good. He sounded sick to his stomach.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to play catch up on the DVR, and watching RAW from two weeks ago. Damn, but that D-Bry/Vince beard shaving segment ran 20 freakin' minutes. Even in FF that thing was long.
ReplyDeleteTop 5 video package.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaaaand no sympathy for this guy.
ReplyDeleteLOL, how does HE open the show. He's about to get ANGRY about someone using the MITB on someone else again.
ReplyDeleteLoses title 22 hours ago
ReplyDeleteSmilin' on Raw
I was hoping for the Orton/H money promo, instead Cena shows up to laugh it all off.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck is this guy coming out smiling? He LOST last night.
ReplyDeleteYikes, put the wrap back on that elbow, chop quick like
ReplyDeleteThat elbow is not TV PG.
ReplyDeleteCena huh? Think he'll explain why he didn't come help Bryan? Naaaah.
ReplyDeleteI expected Bryan, Trips or Orton to open the show but Cena OVERCAME THE ODDS!!
ReplyDeleteROTFL. "Cena Sucks"
ReplyDeleteThis is big bullshit, he shouldn't even be on this Raw.
ReplyDeleteYou lost -- STOP SMILING! SELL THE LOSS, DOUCHE!
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan does NOT need Cena to protect him.
ReplyDeleteyeah, it was very well done. And on the replay, I liked the foreshadowing with HHH using the King of Kings theme.
ReplyDeleteCena was disgusted with the cash in, but not enough to take the 30 seconds needed to intervene.
ReplyDelete"Daniel Bryan and I had a knock-down, drag-out fight! We fought tooth-and-nail! It was a war! And Daniel Bryan came out the victor! He EARNED the WWE title and I RESPECT that! But what you did, HHH. What YOU did, Randy Orton. That is unforgivable."
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, he now has the largest ARM in the world
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to feel bad for Cena, he can't even get an ironic cheer
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about John Cena, but that son of a bitch is tough.
ReplyDeleteHow did Tensai's head end up on Cena's arm?
ReplyDeleteCHRIST, TAKE ME OUT OF THE HD ERA
ReplyDeleteThere goes your clean win for Bryan.
ReplyDeleteUgh, quit showing closeup of it. I just got done eating.
ReplyDeleteNope, still there.
ReplyDeleteJesus, when did Cena get the Death Star mounted on his elbow?
ReplyDeleteLoudest pop of the night.
ReplyDeleteOkay, kudos on explaining why Cena didn't intervene.
ReplyDeletePoochie's dead!
ReplyDeleteIf tonight doesn't end with Bryan running in from the crowd and beating the shit out of Orton, I'll be very angry.
ReplyDelete4-6 MONTHS?!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit.
Long live PoocHHHie!
ReplyDelete4-6 monhts...crap, your surprise Royal Rumble entrant/winner everyone
ReplyDeleteWow. That was the sound of sheer joy from the crowd there.
ReplyDeleteNo, no...more importantly, a man who has earned my LOVE.
ReplyDeleteI HONESTLY FEEL BAD FOR CENA SOMETIMES
ReplyDeleteI get why Cena gets booed, but this fan could at least show him SOME sympathy. For gods sake he has fluid in his elbow and a torn tricep and he still went 25+ minutes with Daniel Bryan. I might not like Cena's character at all, but he's one hell of a competitor
ReplyDeleteNEED A CREED MY SACRIFICE VID IMO
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan loses title 22 hours ago
ReplyDeleteNo smiles in evidence
That was a pretty somber Cena promo. He sold it.
ReplyDeleteHello BODers! :-)
ReplyDeleteConsidering they spent the better part of a year painting DB as mentally unstable, he should be kicking heads off from now until his rematch
ReplyDeleteCenas promo honestly made me feel bad for him, he did a great job last night and his promo is on the money, theres no Hogan in this man
ReplyDelete"Ugly loss for Daniel Bryan last night, Brain."
ReplyDelete"EVERYTHING is ugly for Daniel Bryan, Monsoon!"
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
good evening.
ReplyDeleteThank christ for that.
ReplyDeleteMy fantasy booked Raw is already better.
ReplyDeletePhew I thought that was gonna be the Bellas
ReplyDeleteKILL IT WITH FIRE!
ReplyDelete10 MINUTES IS TOO LONG WITHOUT A MCMAHON.
ReplyDeleteWait...new music for Steph o Mac?
ReplyDeleteOh Thank Christ, here's Stephanie, said no one fucking ever.
ReplyDeleteuse the ugly jokes now that Steph is out.
ReplyDeleteIf he kicked her head off tonight, I'd buy $100 in WWE Stock immediately.
ReplyDeleteThis music is horrendous.
ReplyDeleteSteph is turribel
ReplyDeleteConsidering HHH got U2, Cena will have The Beatles.
ReplyDeleteI SAID THAT BACK IN 2000
ReplyDeleteSweet mother of hell, let the guy talk!
ReplyDeleteI will never get use to Steph's new theme.
ReplyDeleteBREAK HER FUCKING ARM DANIEL
ReplyDeleteif he kicked the stump of her neck after that, I'd buy $1000 of WWE stock!
ReplyDeleteIf you feel so bad, abolish MITB.
ReplyDeleteshut up Steph go away
ReplyDeleteHow does Stephanie make it through airports? You'd think being a cyborg would be hell on detectors.
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
ReplyDeleteBet she won't reverse the decision though...
ReplyDeleteDaniel needs to go back to crazy mode, it was money
ReplyDeleteIN THE BANK
ReplyDeleteHHH was Steve Austin, apparently.
ReplyDelete....says the guy dating a Bella twin.
ReplyDeleteOh, snap.
ReplyDeleteOH, damn, DB. Nice.
ReplyDeleteTriple H was The Renegade? News to me.
ReplyDeleteBasically this is the Punk angle done in super fast motion, Cena just didn't beat anyone up
ReplyDeleteChanneling his inner Jericho.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, they could throw the Bellas back in their faces.
ReplyDeleteNo, he was better. Just ask him.
ReplyDeleteYOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN, TRASHBAG HO?
ReplyDeleteThis program is about HHH, logic-be-damned.
ReplyDeleteDamn, son.
ReplyDeleteWhat does Duke "The Dumpster" Drosie have to do with this?
ReplyDeleteFire me? I'm already fired.
ReplyDeleteBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN.
ReplyDeleteyou forgot the skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding...
ReplyDeleteSUMMER OF BRYAN
ReplyDeleteU2 blows.
ReplyDeleteI imagine HHH is like Rick James in the Chappelle's Show sketch.
ReplyDelete"I'm the greatest of all-time! One of the prettiest motherfuckas you've ever seen. Greatest singer, dancer..."
Kick her in the head and Orton could cash in a million briefcases
ReplyDeleteThis is just awesome. Stephanie is being booked perfectly here.
ReplyDeleteThey should just be selfaware at this point and have Punk come out next.
ReplyDeleteShe is not a bad heel. Completely hate-able.
ReplyDeleteThis is really good.
ReplyDeleteHow mannish she has become still fucks with me.
ReplyDeleteShe's the new Vince. It's word for word.
ReplyDeleteI HOPE YOU KNOW THIS STORYLINE IS FOR YOU, IWC. I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW
ReplyDeletePREACH ON BROTHA!
ReplyDeleteYes, Steph...much better to have a face of the company with two strikes.
ReplyDeleteThis is really good stuff.
ReplyDeleteBundy?
ReplyDeleteSnap this bitch in half, man.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I'm still not convinced anything is going to change once Vince steps down. She studied at the altar of Vince in the years after he forgot how to do what he knew how to do.
ReplyDeleteBrakkus?
ReplyDeleteI remember arguing with people here that he could, in fact, be a top dog in this company. Vindication. The man is comfortable and a natural on the stick, and he seems to have about 90% of the audience in the palm of his hand.
ReplyDeleteGood segment so far.
If this was 2001, she'd be in a Yes lock already.
ReplyDeletejesus if Daniel puts her in the YES lock....YES YES YES
ReplyDeleteIt's been for us since the very first Vince troll of the IWC a couple months back talking about Bryan's size.
ReplyDeleteI would have gone with letter "C", but thats me.
ReplyDeleteSolid B+ lol...I love the corporate lingo being added. This is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this crowd already
ReplyDeleteputting aside my general hatred of Steph, this is really a good heel promo.
ReplyDeleteits true, its damn true
ReplyDeleteThey're really booking themselves into a corner with this angle. If this ends any way but Bryan becoming the The Guy they're going to turn off so many people. Cena returning to end HHH-Orton's reign of terror isn't going to cut it this time.
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteImagine the pop if Bryan would have said that
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry...this segment is awesome, and Stephanie's killing it.
ReplyDeleteKICK HER HEAD IN!
ReplyDelete...for the first time in years
ReplyDeleteYeah, easily her best performance ever.
ReplyDeleteFrom how he's acting, you'd think he's actually upset about losing the title.
ReplyDeleteOhhh man. This is gonna be fun
ReplyDeleteI take back everything every one of you has ever said about Stephanie. She is doing a GREAT job here.
ReplyDeleteEVER SINCE THAT HBK TWEET
ReplyDeletePUT HER IN THE YES LOCK
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU WHORE
ReplyDeleteThis is the absolute PERFECT role for her...
ReplyDeleteThe arrest! Bring it full circle. The new Austin/McMahon.
ReplyDeleteThis would be a great spot for a Shield face turn.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess they didn't need them for Darren Young's The Bachelor after all.
ReplyDeleteThe crowd should walk out if Bryan is escorted out. That would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteThey are really nailing this . Steph is actually believable and Bryan is a great hero.
ReplyDeleteall my comments were deleted wtf
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen...the PG Stone Cold.
ReplyDeleteYep, ironic that being a bossy bitch thinking she knows what's best for the business but actually being out of touch is the perfect character for her...art imitating life
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
ReplyDeleteSo the show ends with Bryan beating the shit out of Trips, Vince or Orton. Which one do you guys pick?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand WWE has struck gold.
ReplyDeleteHe should go all the way and set up outside and have a rally.
ReplyDeleteIf it's pre-HGH Steph walking naked into my bedroom... I'd say it.
ReplyDeleteThis crowd is killing it
ReplyDeleteTrips
ReplyDeleteThe new two man power trip standing tall.
ReplyDeleteSo far so good.
ReplyDeleteHHH show ass? LOL
ReplyDeleteAre we all in agreement that that was fucking amazing?
ReplyDeleteif they do the zamboni/beer truck/milk truck gimmick, whats DB riding in on?
ReplyDeleteHaha I agree but she ain't acting.
ReplyDeleteNow let's hope HHH doesn't pedigree it.
ReplyDeleteThey should set up a ring in the parking lot for Daniel Bryan to hold his own matches during the show.
ReplyDeleteMove over Punk, we might have a new voice of the voiceless.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE!(gary oldman's style)
ReplyDelete...yeah, I forgot about that
ReplyDeleteBrie Bella.
ReplyDeleteThat was an awesome segment
ReplyDeleteHybrid.
ReplyDeleteIf they can figure out a way to drag this out to WM with Bryan going over a HHH-managed Orton, WWE can have all my money forever...
ReplyDeleteBryan is at least on MITB2011 Punk levels right now.
ReplyDeleteYes, but I need Triple H and Orton to do some old school heelin' before the night is through.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that I would go with amazing; the match last night was. To me, this was pretty good. It gives me hope that they'll do something interesting with DB as the lead babyface.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me
ReplyDeleteThe Normandy
ReplyDeleteMeh, they have a few good songs.
ReplyDelete"Uncouth" = appropriate amount of smug. Vince's fingerprints are on that bad boy. Like his use of "magnanimous"
ReplyDeleteSR1 or SR2?
ReplyDeleteTofu Truck (Vegan)
ReplyDeleteLatter. Had a better kitchen. Best for vegan cooking.
ReplyDelete