Hey Scott,
I think you've mentioned before that you're pretty sure that Cena, Punk and the like read the Blog of Doom, it's obvious when Cena references the 5 moves of Doom etc.
But have you ever given consideration to the following question: are any of the BoD commenters really WWE superstars? Is it possible that Fuj is CM Punk? Under what name might Daniel Bryan be posing in the BoD comments? Or Cena? That guy who loves Triple H, YankeesFan or whatever his name is, might just be Triple H. And that Jesse Baker with his long-winded incomprhensible rants is really... Vince Mcmahon?
Food for thought...
Man, if so then Google Adsense should be paying out WAY more...
You're a Batman villain?
ReplyDeleteI had you pegged as Mike Sharpe. He was always my favourite loser.
ReplyDelete..allegedly
ReplyDeleteYou're Who?
ReplyDeleteYou're a jam up guy
ReplyDeleteDESTRUCITY!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a list of, say, 1000 wrestlers to prove this??
ReplyDeleteLita concurs.
ReplyDeleteCheck the avatar.
ReplyDeleteI hope none of your broskis takes my constant defending of Zach Ryder from last year to mean anything more than it did. My love of Britney Spears is just a coincidence.
ReplyDeleteare you serious, bro?
ReplyDeleteHey, 16 is legal in certain states.
ReplyDeleteThat mail was aaawwweeeesoooome. Uh oh.
ReplyDeleteHey wait a minute...
ReplyDelete1. I love Living Colour a lot.
2. Ben Grimm is my favorite Marvel comics character.
3. I have decent facial hair.
4. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
5. I *do* like ice cream bars.
6. And I do dig crazy chicks.
I think I need a therapist. I feel like the main character in Fight Club realizing he's Tyler.
I swear to GOD if any of you give me away as El Torito before I get a shot at Renee...
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to figure out Calibers WWE doppelganger. Need a little help on this one.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Haas.
ReplyDeleteWait, they're onto us! No! No! No! N-
ReplyDeleteAhem...
We all know from that In Your House PPV that HBK doesn't know how to use a computer, so he's out...
ReplyDeleteNo, Who is his name.
ReplyDeleteI'm a member of the vaunted '80s tag team luminaries, the Ding Dongs. I lay in bed at night and ring my bell, if you get what I'm saying. Ring-a-ding-ding.
ReplyDeleteI totally read that with a flamboyant tone of voice and a lisp.
ReplyDeleteI've been known to bite down on condoms filled with fake blood. Oh, and I'm not Ken Shamrock.
ReplyDeleteLol at wm 13 he was typing with his two pointer fingers.
ReplyDeleteThreadjack: I'm Kevin Dunn.
ReplyDeleteShaky camera threadjack: I'm still Kevin Dunn
ReplyDeleteNow stop talking about wrestlers instead of entertainers
ReplyDeleteNevermind. Guess you do find it funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm really aj Lee. I like to read all the posts here white knighting for me. Its a huge turn on. My #1 quality I look for in guys is defending my workrate skills on the internet. Later this year I'll be selecting my favorite white knight and sleeping with him!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone lurking here is in a hiring position at any of the wrestling companies across the country, be aware I work for cheap!
ReplyDeleteI LIKE TO THINK MYSELF AS A BLEND OF VADER/SID/UMAGA/JIMMYHART WITH A LITTLE DOSAGE OF RICK RUDE'S SEXINESS.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY BRAD MADDOX BUT WITHOUT ANY CHARM
ReplyDeleteSome of the angrier folks, like the people that are clearly not just arguing for the pass time of it but are actually vested in changing people's minds, I could see them working for the company. Like I could see Elvy being some low level employee of Panda or Chan being the manic inner monologue of Vince McMahon or something, Baker I can't imagine has any job let alone one in the industry.
ReplyDeleteI can't figure it's that prevalent amongst most of "the boys" though only because it's their career, how many people go home from work and then get on a message board about their work? I'd think that, like most of us, the moment they're done doing their job they want to escape from it. I bet there's way more wrestlers on, say, basketball or football message boards than on wrestling message boards.
Great e-mail, it's really fun to ponder the possibility.
I set her up for Edge. Matt Hardy tres stupido.
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence, I too once bit down on a condom filled with a penis!
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
I'm pretty certain Triple H wouldn't be on it.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually Cowboy Bob Orton. I'd post more often, but I can't type real well with my arm in this goddamn cast.
ReplyDeleteCan't be worse than Chan sitting on the compute thinking "oh man, I really got these nerds riled up now!" while his two kids are busy drowning in the deep end of the pool.
ReplyDeleteValid point. Best banning ever.
ReplyDeletePlease like you could ever be in that discussion
ReplyDeleteThat may have been what I was referring to haha, I remember Vince on commentary thought it was the funniest thing
ReplyDeleteJacques Rougeau, because when he got run out of the BoD, he kept yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I YAM DA MOUNTIE!"
ReplyDelete"If anyone lurking here is in a hiring position at any of the wrestling companies across the country, be aware I work for cheap... whores!"
ReplyDeleteFTFY
I view you as a sex object and nothing more
ReplyDeleteNow is that NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT AGAIN like we discussed?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteEl Dandy fucked Lita?
ReplyDeleteIs that why I can't see you?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I live in South Carolina?
ReplyDeleteI like how I get downvoted for saying who I legitimately am.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm here. It's a discussion.
ReplyDeleteSo, clearly, fuck you. :-)
Oh then I guess we're not meeting up next time the wwe goes to your town. I'll only bang dudes that defend skipping and eye rolling as high level acting. I'm just like them you know! I love comics and wrestling (that's true not a gimmick) and I'm model hot and all into fitness so we'll have plenty to talk about. Plus I'll let them fuck with no condom if they tell me how edgy sheep masks are!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ WWE coming to my town... and nope, don't care you are an object and not worth the effort.
ReplyDeleteI was just joking about the aj Lee thing guys. I'm actually 2 cold Scorpio and I type all my posts by slapping my giant dick on the key board!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll mail you my panties to sniff if you'll just make generic posts defending all wwe divas as athletes
ReplyDeleteRick Rude was able to get any woman he wanted and likely thought steroids were ok...
ReplyDeleteHow can you mail anything when doing so would require leaving your place in the kitchen?
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to cook you sexist! I'm always studying tape because im a real student of the game. Haven't you seen any of my four star matches on raw against the two twins?
ReplyDeleteThis conversation is great and all, but how can you be AJ when CLEARLY your avatar suggests you are Barry Horowitz? And don't deny it.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I...I mean, my friend, um, Bert, types to!
ReplyDeleteI once bit down on a condom filled with real blood. It was on my penis at the time. The 80's were crazy.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the closest analogy to what a represent to the workrate community is what Barry Horowitz meant to the Jewish community. So I believe he's a suitable avatar
ReplyDeleteHis match with the Undertaker was boring, I could picture it all before it happened. I know a guy who used to invent new moves in every match. That's 300 new moves per year for 14 years and even after 4200 new moves they screwed him, they screwed him right in the middle of the ring in Mon...tana.
ReplyDeleteWWE *employees* definitely read the blog because I've seen the traffic logs, but I doubt it's any of the wrestlers.
ReplyDeletePlease remove this post before Jesse Baker sees this and writes a thesis on how to "fix" the WWE.
ReplyDeleteLol. Well done well done.
ReplyDeleteI assume it was filled with blood after you finished biting down on it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, ouch.
That's an impressive level of penile dexterity. Well done Mr. Scorpio.
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm a pecker checker, or anything.
Which one were you?
ReplyDeleteYeah, the GOOD states, AMIRITE?
ReplyDeleteBarry Horowitz jobbed to Chris Walker
ReplyDeleteThat's great you can tell me all about while you bring me a drink.
ReplyDeleteWhy? It will be reasonably entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThe worst thing about the Montana Screwjob is that it took place in a place like Montana.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Chris Walker left the business in shame after a not-entirely-unwelcome locker room humbling by The Iron Shiek?
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