by Logan Scisco
-Vince McMahon
narrates a video package where he hilariously says that last night’s WWF title
match was fair, that Dude Love lost because of his own incompetent, and Austin
will go down as one of the most “cold hearted” WWF superstars of all-time after
last night. Imagine Vince’s crazy
Survivor Series lead-in packages and that’s what this was all about.
-Jim Ross and
Michael Cole are in the booth and they are live from Chicago, Illinois.
-Mick Foley, still
displaying parts of the Dude Love persona, kicks off the broadcast sitting in a
chair in the middle of the ring and admits that Steve Austin kicked his ass
last night at Over the Edge. He calls
out Vince McMahon and apologies to him for letting him down, but hopes he can
still be the number one contender after the great match he had last night. McMahon demands that Foley get on his knees if
he wants to apologize, but Foley refuses and admits that hitting McMahon with a
chair last night felt good. McMahon
dares Foley hit him with a chair again, but makes clear that doing so will risk
his financial future. After Foley backs
down, McMahon announces that Foley’s services are no longer required because
where Steve Austin makes him money, Foley just makes him sick. The Dude Love theme plays and McMahon dances around
Foley. Segments like this are why the Mr.
McMahon persona has a claim as the greatest heel of all time and this exposes
the Big Show-Authority debacle earlier in the year as awful. 1 for
1
-LOD 2000, Darren
Drozdov, and Sunny are shown waiting backstage for the Disciples of Apocalypse
because they are having a Chicago street fight against them tonight.
-Opening Chicago
Street Fight: LOD 2000 & Darren
Drozdov (w/Sunny) battle The Disciples of Apocalypse to a no contest at 4:04:
This entire match unfolds by the arena entrance and its
lots of mindless garbage brawling. It
devolves into a war of attrition as the LOD and Skull and 8-Ball take each
other out, leaving Chainz and Droz brawling alone. Their brawl causes them to collide with the
Undertaker, who is entering the arena, and he lays them both out. Well, that was a big waste of time. Rating: ¼* (1 for 2)
-The Undertaker is
shown interrogating people in the backstage area about Vince McMahon’s
whereabouts.
-Val Venis pins
Papi Chulo with the Money Shot at 3:36:
Papi Chulo is Aguila without the mask since the light
heavyweight division doesn’t matter anymore.
Chulo gets in a few token moves, but this is a squash to continue
building up Venis. This did a better job
showcasing Venis’s skills than his debut against 2 Cold Scorpio. 2 for 3
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-The Undertaker is
in the ring after the commercial break cuts arguably his best promo about how
Vince McMahon took advantage of his loyalty to the company and made him squash
giants to protect himself and his handpicked champions. He claims that McMahon does not want him
representing the company and demands a WWF title shot. McMahon comes out, riles the Undertaker up,
and books him tonight in a number one contender’s match against Kane.
-The Undertaker’s
chokeslam of Pat Patterson through an announce table at Over the Edge is the
JVC Kaboom! of the Week. Patterson
deserved some type of financial bonus for taking that bump because he
completely laid out for it.
-The announce crew
recaps what happened in the Sable-Marc Mero match last night at Over the Edge.
-King of the Ring
Qualifying Match: “Marvelous” Marc Mero (w/Jacqueline)
beats “The Lethal Weapon” Steve Blackman with the Wild Thing at 2:55:
This is our first qualifying match for the 1998 King of
the Ring Tournament and this year’s tournament, like previous years, will see
the semi-finals showcased on pay-per-view.
Since that’s the case, I’m not sure why they continue to call these
qualifying matches as opposed to first round matches. Anyway, before the match, Mero introduces
Jacqueline, known to USWA fans as Miss Texas, as his new valet. Jacqueline distracts the referee to help Mero
hit his usual low blow, but Mero finishes Blackman with the Wild Thing instead
of the TKO. In a funny spot, Cole yells “TKO!”
after Mero hits a Samoan Drop before the Wild Thing and Ross has to correct
him. Cole also can’t remember whether it
has been years or months since the Wild Thing was last used by Mero. Is this match a sign of a new push for Mero? Time will tell as Mero now moves on to face
either Jeff Jarrett or Faarooq in the first round.
-Steve Austin’s
appearance of Madcow’s radio show is shown.
-Edge’s new
vignette announces that he is both light and dark, nothing and everything, as
well as everywhere and invisibile.
-Jerry “the King”
Lawler joins Ross for hour two.
-Six-Man
Elimination Match: The Rock, Owen Hart
& D-Lo Brown beats Triple H & The New Age Outlaws when Owen Hart
becomes the sole survivor after Ken Shamrock interferes at 7:28 shown:
Previous
Eliminations: Billy Gunn pins D-Lo Brown
with a piledriver at 1:29; The Rock pins The Road Dogg with a Rock Bottom at
2:25; Owen Hart pins Billy Gunn with a spinning heel kick at 3:47; Triple H
pins the Rock with a Pedigree at 6:56
Commissioner Slaughter does his overdone shtick of
sending Chyna, X-Pac, Kama Mustafa, and Mark Henry to the locker room before
this match. Chyna is allowed to come
back down to the ring after Triple H is left against Owen and the Rock, which
makes no sense, and she distracts Owen to facilitate the Rock’s
elimination. However, we don’t get
another chapter of Triple H-Owen as Ken Shamrock attacks Owen for a big pop. Yet another example of how feuds carefully
overlapped during the Attitude Era and made weekly television exciting. I am a mark for elimination matches, but the
eliminations in this happened too quickly for TV time constraints. The crowd was buzzing for the whole match,
though. Rating: **½ (3 for 4)
-After the bell,
the Nation of Domination attacks Shamrock and Dan Severn makes the save. Shamrock and Severn have a brief staredown,
which excites the Chicago crowd, but they do not physically engage. After Severn leaves, Triple H attacks
Shamrock when it is announced that Owen won by disqualification and WWF officials
have to separate them.
-Vince McMahon is
shown shaking hands with Kane in the locker room as Paul Bearer looks on
approvingly.
-Tennessee Lee
introduces his newest tag team, Southern Justice, who are the Godwinns in
suits. Their purpose is to serve as Jeff
Jarrett’s backup.
-King of the Ring
Qualifying Match: “Double J” Jeff
Jarrett (w/Tennessee Lee & Southern Justice) beats Faarooq after hitting
Faarooq with a belt buckle at 3:21:
The Chicago crowd works up a mocking “We want Flair!”
chant at Jarrett early in this bout.
Once Southern Justice were welcomed out this match ceased to have much
suspense. As I said in the Over the Edge
review, Faarooq has very little identity as a face, even more so now that his
feud with the Nation has died off, so Jarrett going over in this bad match is
the right call here. Rating:
* (3 for 5)
-A video package
hypes the charity work of the McMahon family.
This would have made a great campaign commercial for Linda’s Senate
campaign.
-WWF Light
Heavyweight Championship Match: Taka
Michinoku (w/Bradshaw) defeats Funaki (w/Kaientai) with the Michinoku Driver at
3:11:
I bet Dick Togo was angry that he did not get a title
shot after taking Michinoku to the limit on last week’s show. Al Snow makes an appearance at ringside,
dressed in stereotypical Japanese clothing and posing as a ringside photographer,
but he is soon evicted. A fun, fast
paced match between these two that is a breath of fresh air after the last
bout. It’s just a shame that Michinoku
didn’t get to wrestle the members of Kaientai in longer singles matches on RAW. Rating: **¼ (4 for 6)
-Paul Bearer tells
Jim Ross from the backstage area that his son is bound to be WWF champion and
he can defeat the Undertaker on tonight’s show.
-Al Snow yells at
the Head in the parking lot for causing them to get evicted from the show.
-Vince McMahon
comes by to do commentary duties with Ross and Lawler for the rest of the show.
-King of the Ring
Qualifying Match: Mark Henry pins Terry
Funk with a splash at 4:54:
Despite being in the company since 1996, Henry only has a
handful of RAW in-ring appearances to his credit because of injuries. Funk does a fantastic job walking him through
his match, which features Funk using everything he knows, from chairs to an
Asai moonsault to take the bigger Henry down and failing in the end due to age
and Henry’s brute strength. I probably
overrated this, but I enjoyed the story it told, which was better than any
other match that has been on the show tonight.
Rating: *** (5 for 7)
-WWF Champion Steve
Austin comes out to do commentary for the next match with Ross, Lawler, and
McMahon.
-#1 Contender’s
Match for the WWF Championship: Kane
(w/Paul Bearer) defeats The Undertaker with a Tombstone after Mankind
interferes at 6:27:
In terms of wins and losses, it is really unfair to make
the Undertaker beat Kane for a third time to get a title show since he beat him
at WrestleMania and in an Inferno Match at Unforgiven. It’s sort of like how it is tough for a
sports team to beat another team three times in the course of a season. It’s funny to hear McMahon question whether
the Undertaker is too old in this match and he and Austin have some
entertaining banter on commentary, although it comes close to overwhelming the
match. Forced to work at a faster pace
for television, this is the best encounter between these two so far and Kane
gets the title shot at the King of the Ring thanks to Mick Foley’s
interference. Rating: **½ (6 for 8)
-After the match,
Kane looks over Austin at the announce table and Austin takes exception to that
and the crowd wants a brawl. However,
Kane just motions that the title will soon be around his waist and his pyro
goes off as he walks to the back. The
Undertaker revives and fights with Mankind and that convinces Vince McMahon to
tell Ross that he might just rehire Foley since he is showing him some guts.
The Final Report Card: This was
Chicago, so a hot crowd could be expected, but the crowd heat for the entire
show was off the charts and the WWE would kill for a crowd like this
today. It’s a testament to how well the entire card has been built from the recently debuted Val Venis all
the way to Austin. Vince McMahon's awesome character also carried the first hour of the show and properly advanced the major angles. The ending was not as
hot as previous RAWs and they would have been better served just having the
Undertaker and Mankind brawl to the back than staging an average brawl around
the ring as the show played out, but that’s a minor complaint. EASY thumbs up this week.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.4 (vs. 3.7 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
I was actually at this show live and yeah, the crowd was hot for this, just after a great PPV and expecting cool stuff. Just remember begging to see Taker take out Vince and the promos were actually great to listen to, not dragging on and such. Just great in this period from the Outlaw introduction (you have not lived until you've taken part in the "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!" cry) to the main event, a sign of how damn awesome WWF was in this time period.
ReplyDeleteOh look, its the WWF telling stories that are awesome. Wish they could do that now. Thanks for the review.
ReplyDeleteAfter Severn leaves, Triple H attacks
ReplyDeleteShamrock when it is announced that Owen won by disqualification and WWF officials
have to separate them.
That's so Russo. Laughing just thinking about it.
There is also a funny part to that segment where agent Tony Garea is face-to-face with Shamrock and Shamrock yells at him "WHO ARE YOU"!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is when WWF starts getting REALLY awesome. Summer of 1998 is one of the best periods in the history of the company.
ReplyDeletethat's funny. It's the details man.
ReplyDeleteI attended this show as well. Mero's SSP was the wrestling highlight of the show for me.
ReplyDeleteThat Vince intro is one of my favorite Raw segments ever. "Dude Love....in a SHEER ACT OF INCOMPETENCE......nailed the valiant McMcahon with a chair."
ReplyDeleteI'll put WWF from April 1998-August 1998 right up there with 1997 and 2000 as the best stretch in WWF history. Fall 1998 was also great too, 1998 didn't go downhill until December, as they hit a high point with Survivor Series.
ReplyDeleteVs. HBK, around *** 1/2 atleast. But anyone can have a good match with him so...
ReplyDeleteYup, Halloween Havoc 92 vs. Chono
ReplyDeleteYeah, c'mon that don't count.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of questionable finish, that cage match rocks
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Scott never bought a "Ranger Ross is a Hoss" shirt.
ReplyDeleteDo you actually have numbers to back either of those up?
ReplyDeleteExactly. I had forgotten this promo, but as I sat there listening to it I was like "this makes perfect sense!"
ReplyDeleteThe ratings went through the roof when Sting powerbombed Bischoff through that table.
ReplyDeleteEven PWI was pretty much openly mocking the idea of Doom's "secret" ID, but then that was during the period when they were starting to get smarkier with PWI Weekly, too. But I can see where younger viewers might not get it.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that have to do with anything?
ReplyDeleteSting was poised to carry the company on his back but that Starrcade match was a disaster. Sting showing up in "CM Punk shape" and getting his ass beat by Hollywood Hogan killed his character dead.
ReplyDelete"Sting showing up in "CM Punk shape""
ReplyDeleteReally dude?
Too bad Tully never made his way back to WCW proper (One random Slamboree match 5 years plus later doesn't count)
ReplyDeleteHe got canned from the WWF for testing positive for Coke and then Jim Herd lowballed him on a return deal so that was that for the true reunion of the Horsemen.
Says the guy who gave Falir vs. Funk ***
ReplyDeleteI've convinced you are in fact Shane Douglas.
ReplyDeleteTHE CROWD CHEERED!
ReplyDeleteI don't see what my opinion of a Flair match has to do with your statement about Sting's physique.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am from Pittsburgh.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how you drop 16,948 comments while managing Target and teaching match class.
ReplyDeleteThis account is made up of 3 people. Triple Threat baby!
ReplyDeleteSting showed considerably skinnier than he was before the Crow gimmick and was wearing that ridiculous body suit. Hogan was all jacked up and shit and just beat his ass for like 20 minutes. Sting looked terrible.
ReplyDeleteI rep C-Town so I guess we are natural rivals. Although I'm originally from PA.
ReplyDeleteThat is more Eric's fault than Sting's.
ReplyDeleteAbout as much as sting had to do with wcws ratings success.
ReplyDeleteWe can have a weak ass I Quit match that you can overrate!
ReplyDeleteTrue, Eric had no balls to stand up to Hogan and make him do the right thing. That being said I thought Sting looked like shit. The bodysuit was fucking stupid and he looked he hadn't seen the inside of a gym in 6 months. Meanwhile Hogan is jacked as fuck and ready for battle.
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight...you're saying Sting had nothing to do with WCW ratings in 1997?
ReplyDeleteIf Sting destroys him in 5 minutes like it should have happened, it's a moot point.
ReplyDeleteWait, was he the other guy with Nash?
ReplyDeleteThe one time I met Terry Funk I actually asked him about that match. He said he has scars on his chest from Flair chopping him. The match fucking ruled and you would be hard pressed to find many people who would agree with your rating.
ReplyDeleteGo back in look at all the threads we argue about this, there is always a bunch of people that agree with me that the match is overrated.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the camp that like the Bash match better. I don't recall ever arguing with you about it and I don't anyone agreed with you today.
ReplyDelete"Oh NO! Cactus Jack is DEAD!!" was one of the funniest lines I remember COrnette saying.
ReplyDeleteIn his mind everyone did.
ReplyDeleteYou troll more than Douge and Vince Jordan.
ReplyDeleteI agree but that's not what happened.
ReplyDeleteoh snap
ReplyDeletePiper called Adrian Adonis a faggot at a MSG house show.
ReplyDeleteWe've argued about it at least 10 times.
ReplyDeleteJim Ross used to say gay jokes on the air about Patterson all the time.
ReplyDeleteI liked his match with Bubba Rogers for the UWF title.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like he would be a guy they would randomly have on the first hour on Nitro or something.
ReplyDeleteAbeyance is a better poster than you.
ReplyDelete...cuz Cornette don't look like Lana.
ReplyDeleteYou must be confusing Whitey T with someone else homey.
ReplyDeleteIs there another radical Ric Flair fundamentalist on this blog?
ReplyDeleteQuote of the day.
ReplyDeletemany, the IWC is Ric Flair country baby WOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDelete*4*
ReplyDeleteHe is a great poster. Can't wait until he cracks the top 5!
ReplyDeleteBut I thought the IWC hates Flair and are big meanies to him?
ReplyDeleteWell, I was six at the time, and it seemed pretty obvious who it was to me!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteFUCK THAT GUY FROM GRANTLAND
ReplyDeleteI know. Just the other day I was on here trying to tell people the Flair/Funk I quit match was overrated.
ReplyDeleteOh I know that it was WCW that really nudged them into doing it, I just meant more from a viewer perspective. Especially with the benefit of hindsight.
ReplyDeleteFlair didn't save his money so now all his matches get docked a star and we have to act like his promos sucked.
ReplyDeleteI certainly don't subscribe to that theory. Maybe he should have stayed in his hotel and played Atari.
ReplyDeleteRandom thought from watching these Clashes: White boots need to make a comeback ASAP.
ReplyDeleteDustin Harris turns tail and runs like a scalded government mule.
ReplyDeleteThe match was every bit as mediocre as that figure four Lex Luger tried to use.
ReplyDeleteYou're looking at it from a 2014 Sports Entertainment smark perspective. All of my high school friends that I watched that show with agreed that Luger was an idiot for doing that.
ReplyDeleteGet back to me the next year where he's a Satanic Overlord determined to take over the world by dominating pro wrestling, while trying to embalm people alive.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but thankfully that only went on for a few months, by mid-1999 he's back to being 1997-1998 Taker and being an even bigger douche on top of it.
ReplyDeleteI came on here just to see if anyone else noticed that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they'd even been planting the seeds for BikerTaker by the end, with that bizarre promo with Big Show where he talked about riding Harleys in the desert and he was wearing bandanas and shades in backstage segments.
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