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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Well another Network special is in the books and...well if that didn't make you miss MitB 2013 I don't know what will. I kind of felt bad for the participants in the main event match last night because they were thrown out there in a match that had no heat. Just the simple action of Ambrose rushing Rollins in the first MitB match gave it that edge that it needed for people to care.

Instead with the second one, the announcers were trying to work in some sort of Reigns-Orton thing but there was nothing to it really. The other guys were just there to be there and even Cena couldn't bring himself to care about another run with a title he probably doesn't want anything to do with right now. Normally seeing Orton bleed like a stuck pig is enough to salvage a match but not last night.

Oh well, we just have to accept that right now the promotion is going through a bit of a cold spell. It was bound to go downhill a little after Wrestlemania and we were lucky to have a pretty hot Shield-Evolution program to carry us through. But you know...Vince had to be Vince...Now hopefully Rollins-Ambrose and the build to Brock-Cena II can carry us through this one.

We got Raw

Yankees-Rays on ESPN

World Cup Wrap ups

Wimbledon wrap ups.

Other random stuff.

Enjoy whatever it is you like, keep the comments flowing and keep them clean. #CENAWINSLOL

Comments

  1. I never used to post in these threads because I always thought you were serious about the "keep it clean" bit. I like to be able to say fuck with impunity.

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  2. Fuck is perfectly acceptable. I love cursing.


    I mean clean like no links to pictures of bestiality or things that might cause Scott to lose ad revenue.

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  3. Sorry, but I'll never take scrawny 178 pound Seth Rollins as a legitimate threat to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, no matter how many colors he dyes his hair.

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  4. It won't surprise me in the slightest if he loses his shot.

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  5. .......talk like that leads to #Cenawinslol

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  6. I have an idea for WWE that they can use for free:

    Adam Rose needs some cred for the fans;
    Zack Ryder has nothing better to do;
    Ryder is still over for some reason;
    It's an inside joke that Ryder plays the man in the rabbit suit in the Exotic Express;
    JBL hates that rabbit.

    It's simple: you have JBL finally confront Rose about how stupid he is and his party is. Rose just shrugs and says, whatever, your opinion, I'm too busy having fun, etc. So JBL attacks the revelers. Rose attacks JBL and has him slumped in the corner, and the bunny does the Broski Boot, confirming Ryder as the first named member of Rose's entourage.

    From now on, you can team Rose and Ryder as the Exotic Express, and JBL now has a reason to hate them.

    Thoughts?

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  7. I said this in another thread but..eh..If Jericho is actually back tonight. Have him heel and feud with Cena. Reasons for this. It is a much fresher matchup than Orton or Kane and it saves the up and comers like Bray, Cesaro and Seth from jobbing to Cena.

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  8. You've put more thought into getting both Rose and Ryder over than the WWE has.

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  9. No talking about Kurt Angle and Sharmell?

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  10. You know...I think I'm at a point where I'd appreciate them just throwing stuff like that against the wall and seeing what sticks.

    Like you said, it can't get any worse.

    I said team up Big E and Titus for the simple reason that two big MFs teaming together and throwing people around like rag dolls might get over.

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  11. That's a bad idea as that would mean Vince would have to give Ryder screen time.

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  12. Cena is vanilla ice cream. Not the most thrilling flavor, but perfectly acceptable in any situation.

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  13. ...at this point there is some serious freezer burn on that ice cream.

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  14. You never caught the irony?

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  15. I'd rather Jericho just not come back at all.

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  16. Ummm...*shrugs* I got nothing.

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  17. really? with them so depleted right now? He is still a solid worker and an entertaining guy. I'd rather watch him than RVD at this point.

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  18. The good thing about Jericho is usually he'll get some new faces more air time and in some decent matches if he's back working.

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  19. TJ: haven't watched NXT in awhile, but I looked up Sami Zayn's theme Worlds Apart on YT last night and I have to say, what was everyone's problem with it again? I thought it was a good theme.

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  20. You know what? As bad as JBL can be on commentary (odds are he has Vince in his ear), I got a legit laugh when he referenced Monty Python as reasons to hate the rabbit.

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  21. Would you have preferred Randy Orton? Batista? Triple H?

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  22. Hopefully the put the only things I'm interested in(Shield guys, HHH, Rusev) in the first hour so I can watch 24 at 9 and not miss anything on Raw I want to see.

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  23. Raw starts in 15 minutes right? cause...there is no one in the arena

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  24. Can't wait to see how they oversell Cena tonight.

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  25. And Edge won the title HOW MANY times with his miniscule frame?

    Just admit it. You dont feel comfortable with a homo-erotic world champion

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  26. What will Be the next move by Mr. Money in the Bank? What a night!

    How many weeks until they make Goldust make out with Stardust? Will it be the jumping off point of their eventual feud? What a night!

    Will the Uso's do a Samoan chant thing and have a perfectly acceptable match that I don't care about at all? What a night!

    THE DEMON KANE! THE DEMON KANE! THE DEMON KANE! What a night!

    Will Cena have his tiny towel handy? What a night!

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  27. They don't want to see a Cena celebration.

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  28. It's just gonna be the same old shit with him. He comes back for 6 months and goes 0-82.

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  29. I really hope that Cena comes out tonight and says THE CHAMP IS HERE!

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  30. ..right now HHH sure..but I know I say that because he part time probably. The others, no you are correct, Cena is not a disastrous choice just a boring safe choice they have already made 14 times before as opposed to take a chance on someone.

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  31. The only thing I look forward to are the eventual matches vs Rollins, Cesaro, etc.

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  32. Didn't 24 go off the air years ago?

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  33. They're all in line to buy the new "THE 15 TIME CHAMP IS HERE!" t-shirt.

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  34. Enjoy the inevitable Adam Rose/Fandango showdown.

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  35. It came back this year.


    I still don't care.

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  36. Lol they do a RAW preshow? Im way behind

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  37. And that's more than enough reason to welcome him back. Whatever he has to contribute generally leaves the place in a better spot since he doesn't care about laying down for the younger guys to help them build credibility.

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  38. I hope Sandow does some sort of humiliating thing with a costume.

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  39. In other news, Barbora Zahlavova Strycova is on the roll of her life.

    Welcome to the Last 8 Club! Enjoy the strawberries and cream.

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  40. no the lol is they do a smackdown pre and post show! The funniest part to me is they keep all that stuff up on the network as if anyone is going to seek out an april smackdown post show

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  41. Would the main event of Battleground be easier to absorb if Reigns was throw in?

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  42. Idea: Lesnar comes back tonight and beats the piss out of Cena. Rollins runs down to cash, but Ambrose comes out of nowhere and they brawl.


    But instead you'll get jokes and Kane.

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  43. Don't be a lemon. Be a Rosebud!

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  44. Dear god. I havent even watched SD since the Punk/Hardy program

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  45. That's some Abeyance level of commentary there.

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  46. An HHH run probably wouldn't be the worst thing right now.

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  47. Oh, for fuck's sake. Don't explain it.

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  48. That would be pretty solid. The first part.

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  49. CHEER ME OR BOO ME I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION

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  50. This noose feels comfy

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  51. I'm kind of surprised by that.

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  52. My 1st semester is finally coming to a end.

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  53. They are in this dreadful position right now BECAUSE they took a chance on someone.

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  54. we get a new 1/2 season this year. I'm enjoying it.

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  55. They came back with a 12 ep season, pretty good actually.

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  56. If they do go with the Cena/Brock program, they need to really give Brock some promo time. Really he's not THAT BAD.

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  57. In that stupid raised voice he does

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  58. No, but he doesn't sound like he looks. We don't need him to do the Howard Dean scream again.

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  59. Your voice will be heard WWE UNIVERSE!!! And that is why EVERY SINGLE guy in the back works SO HARD! For you, the WWE UNIVERSE!

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  60. He's actually has a good comic timing.When Heyman did his promo after Mania with him he was great,really subtle in his gestures.

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  61. "Acting like a Bo-ner"? Really? Bo-nehead was right there!

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  62. He's not though. He was fine in the limited time he got pre-Mania vs. Taker

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  63. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSE3uAmn7yA



    Because I'm New Japan fan,Here's tribute to the Japanese Brock Lesnar,Minoru Suzuki!

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  64. Does disqus not update automatically on iPads?

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  65. It is just disqus, it has been doing that on a lot of devices as of late

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  66. You have lower promo standards than I do.


    Brock does not need to speak. He can just hurt people and/or things. Paul can talk for him and be infinitely more effective.

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  67. Keep it clean!

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  68. WWE Champs of the past 12 months:


    John Cena
    Daniel Bryan
    Randy Orton
    Daniel Bryan
    Abeyance
    Randy Orton
    Daniel Bryan
    Abeyance
    John Cena


    Kind of says something about the futility and meaningless of life. Or at least about sports entertainment.

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  69. Just DVR one or both?

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  70. RX is less than a year old.


    Maybe you need to step up your game a bit.


    Need a stepladder?


    heh.

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  71. Well I don't see commercials and stuff since I don't have cable so unless I seek it out I don't always know what is on new.

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  72. I feel like I've seen enough

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  73. I agree,Brock's not that bad but he's more effective as silent bad ass.

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  74. Don't have dvr

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  75. His feelings are feeling really good right now and those feelings he's feeling make him ANGRY!

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  76. Congratulations Abey!

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  77. I love how Booker always relates it to making money

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  78. 2 time 2 time!

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  79. Malcolm in Penny Dreadful... Wow!
    Also what did you think of leftovers?

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  80. Meh.


    I prefer the married women smack, but that has apparently run its course.

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  81. Isn't that some kind of wink to the fact they wanted to give Danielson the name "Lloyd BoƱer" when he first reported to FCW?

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  82. Booker toeing riiiiiight up to the line of "Cena obviously makes them tons of money, they shouldn't be mad."

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  83. Just something to make me feel better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=931jyU4kynU

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  84. Buddy Peacock.

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  85. It does, but yeah, Disqus has been having problems as if late.

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  86. Should we just start calling it the WW championship though? Everyone else on TV does

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  87. I think if they put Booker T on the announce team with Lawler and Cole, the level of suck would create a brand new black hole.

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  88. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    I REALLY hope they go with a decent main event for Battleground and not Cena vs Orton.

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  89. Abeyance held it twice?!

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  90. Well at least Ambrose/Rollins should be really good regardless of the rest of the card.

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  91. Orton owes him some falls right?

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  92. Booker would at least be more humorous.

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  93. Cena/Orton MCLXXXVIII will FINALLY get that Hogan/Warrior feel they want, I'm sure of it.

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  94. Took me forever to set up a league-style WWE Universe this afternoon for WWE 2k14 (since I have lots of time to kill till August). Big John Studd squashed Paul Roma like a bug.

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  95. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    It does a little but for the most part no. Disqus sucks on iPads.

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  96. I'm smelling a triple threat of Kane & Orton vs. Cena. Cena has to overcome some odds!

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  97. Moar like a "step mother* because she's probably married cooze
    #amIriteBoys?

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  98. Come on, show us the good ladder match.

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  99. I HATE that... it is really not that hard

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  100. Booker T + "black hole." Must be some type of racist comment........

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  101. 2 of Daniel Bryan's 3 WWE Title reigns have ended with him being stripped of the title.


    His first reign he lost in 90 seconds.

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  102. I just had to hear Cole say greatest champion in WWE history again

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  103. I remember guaranteeing Jeter would get 3500 hits after he got 3,000...

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  104. Here's the deal: If they insist on doing these pre-game segments they need to at least reflect REAL wins/losses. Having no one say Cena would win last night was freakin' dumb. That'd be like an NBA fan analyst not picking the Heat to go to the ECF this year.

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  105. Stranger in the AlpsJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Gigantic crater in my front yard as I get my plumbing repaired. No RAW for me right now.


    And in case anyone gets smart, YES, the plumbing problem was due to my daily routine of frozen burritos!

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  106. I gotta give Cole credit...how does he not want to punch himself in the face after listening to his voice all day long?

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  107. I was going to go with your tremendous level of douchiness.

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  108. We more of these moments.

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  109. Your voice sounds different in your own head.

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  110. Because it wasn't a slap in the face the first time they said it.

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  111. 1101... that means we have had the shitty 3 hour RAW'S for nearly 2 years. Damn.

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  112. Leftovers was the best pilot I've seen since Lost. Thought the penny ep was the weakest of the season.

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  113. That is true.

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  114. They're smiling because they remembered it makes no sense to be upset Cena's champ, King.

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  115. "I know some of you love me, and some of you hate me, but you're all the loudest fans there is, so let's all enjoy another thrilling episode of Monday Night RAW! The Champ is Here!"

    There, just saved you the eventual Cena promo.

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  116. They really put me in a bind between deciding whether to have the Authority or Cena open the show. It's sad when I default to Triple H.

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  117. I honestly think he hates having to say a lot of the stupid shit he says

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  118. Love the fact I can now reply in the notifications

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  119. I wish I had a dollar for every time JBL referred to the Authority as a "power couple".

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  120. I'm pretty sure Cole hears himself as James Earl Jones.

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  121. That was the first thing I heard when I flicked it on, so we're of to a great start.

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  122. Well, she looks better tonight.

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  123. Hotshot the title onto Starbust tonight. That would be different!

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  124. Punk isn't coming back idiots!

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  125. I'd mark out for that.

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  126. 4 minutes in and there's already a CM Punk chant.

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  127. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    That CM Punk chant died fast...

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  128. I'd like that.

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  129. Stranger in the AlpsJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    WRONG!


    Oh, and fuck you!

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  130. Well, that was a lot quicker than last night for the first Punk chant.

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  131. I can see Stephanie getting more plastic surgery in about 10 years. I bet she looks like Joan Rivers by then.

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  132. Really? We haven't quite let go of CM Punk chants?

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  133. Lol her script called for to mock yes chants that weren't there

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  134. Hey John we need you to wake up at 4 in the morning to do a radio interview with some dude from New Zealand.


    The champ is here indeed.

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  135. Did he or is he close? Got I hate that fuck.

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  136. It's one of the most non-sensical chants in wrestling.

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  137. Meh. Just award the WHC to Steph.

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  138. If Daniel Bryan gets 20 seconds into a title defense, he's in the clear.

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  139. MikeyMike, King of ClevelandJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Helllllllo everybody!!!!

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  140. Wow, listen to this crowd chant for John Cena!

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  141. Good evening.

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  142. If they had Dusty join Goldust & Stardust, oh man, that'd be like the greatest team in the world.

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  143. This would be epic if it were a heel turn

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  144. Polarizing and controversial, LOL

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  145. Are we at the Hartford Civic Center? The epic site of WrestleMania XI?!?!

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  146. Wow. They really should just turn him, never mind the Make a Wish thing.

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  147. One day he will.

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  148. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    I had to laugh at a guy who phoned in last night on the LAW who said he set his tattoo healing back one week taking his anger out on it due to Cena winning for a 15th time. It's still real to him dammit!

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  149. @cultstatus leftovers was an amazing first episode. Here's the problem with me and HBO, I've gotten emotionally invested in at least 5 HBO shows that were phenomenal and building long term stories that got canceled out of the blue after a season or two. I really hope they let this show run its course

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  150. Can't lie the belts around the neck looks cool

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  151. By the time Cena turns heel, I'm not even going to care.

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  152. Cena!!! yayy!!! I love that guy.. I'm wearing his wristbands on my dick right now!!!

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  153. They should reference the world cup and have Cena bite someone

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  154. Bret would not approve.

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  155. There's a problem when Cena comes up with the most inventive way to carry the belts.

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  156. Time for a mascot to start "rebelling" because he's just such a "rebel."

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  157. Will this be their version of Steve Austin refusing to go corporate the day after Mania XIV?

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  158. I'm still pissed off about Deadwood.

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  159. Like I said last night, I'm afraid they're going to have Cena face off directly against the authority. They are determined to have 52% of fans cheer for him instead of his usual 50%. They've tried so many stupid tricks over the last 2-3 years to do so

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  160. They need to get rid of the big gold belt. Why have two belts? As if this shit wasn't stupid enough already.

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  161. LEECH that heat, John. LEECH IT.

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  162. Leech the DB heat buddy

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  163. Once they cancelled Deadwood, I hesitate to get too involved in any HBO shows.

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  164. Two belts John...and you can't wear one?

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  165. Because Mattel hasn't approved of the change!

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  166. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Happy panderin' Cena!

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  167. HBO have been pretty good about that lately

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  168. Please no talk of ripping off faces and flushing them down the toilet

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  169. Cena leeches somebody else's heat
    *drinks*

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  170. Ah yes. That's a good point.

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  171. intestinal fortitudeJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I hope Cena sends Bryan a "Don't Ever Give Up" hand towel

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  172. MikeyMike, King of ClevelandJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Hopefully were all lucky to see Randy Ortons ass again.

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  173. I'm sorry, but Cena wearing those belts around his neck looks ridiculous.

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  174. "That was....very special."


    Ok, Steph actually made me LOL.

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  175. Why wouldn't John Cena be happy about his 14th videogame cover?

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  176. The whole is beyond stale at this point. It's not even fun to mock it anymore.

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  177. I hope you don't have plans tomorrow if you are going to keep doing that

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  178. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Prayers for an alternate cover like this years.

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  179. Already the new logo is in place.

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  180. I wish Johnny Ace had been on the cover of WWE 2k13. That cover was MONEY.

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  181. Beats last year's stupid cover with Rocky holding a microphone.

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  182. BoD RAW Preview


    With the Heavyweight Championship not defended last night, Cultstatus will have to defend his title but against who?


    After his embarrassment last night, what will GM Bayless have in store for the BoD tonight?


    With the Midcard Mafia victorious last night and back in the BoD, what will they have to say to the crowd?


    Welcome to the BoD is back with Paul Meekin & White Thunder, who will have plenty to say after being left off of the card


    Several weeks after being curb-stomped to the hospital, DavidBonzaiSaldanaMontgomery will have his chance at revenge against Parallax


    After last week's error, Buck Nasty's "Make it Rain Everywhere" video will premiere.


    And the first ever C-List Champion will be crowned in a 20 Man Battle Royal


    And who will prevent Mar Solo from getting a cup of coffee, will Devin Harris get funky, and who will Hoss terrorize this week. All this and more on....................


    BoD RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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