Hi Scott,
Quick question: do you have any insight as to why WWE always refers to a "local medical facility" rather than a hospital? It's a minor thing but always slightly jarring. Thanks!
The explanation(s) I've always heard is that:
1) They don't want people in the local area who are watching the show to be showing up at the local hospital looking for the wrestler
, so they use the more generic "medical facility" because then it could be a whole bunch of places.
b) Alternately, there's apparently some legal mumbo-jumbo involved with claiming that someone is in a real hospital with regards to liability or something, but I've never really understood that one. I think the first one is more feasible and easier to explain anyway.
as to 1, I doubt they care so much - but the hospitals damn sure would, and it wouldn't take long for them to put a stop to it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a lawyer, but 2 sounds pretty reasonable.
"Because it's not a hospital, damnit! It's a local medical facility.
ReplyDeleteIt's not 2, it's b. No wonder you're not a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteTouche, good sir.
ReplyDeleteBecause they call them local medical facilities in Parts Unknown, you bigot.
ReplyDeleteHow can Parts Unknown have local anything?
ReplyDeleteFunny, in all the years I've watched, I never noticed them using that term.
ReplyDeleteWhere to, Stephanie??!
ReplyDelete....Local medical facility, please.
I remember it being explained years ago and the explanation was that it's less violent to say local medical facility.
ReplyDeleteTrue. they could have popped into a local eye doctor or a walk-in clinic for a quick cortizone shot.
ReplyDeleteWho needs to go to a medical facility when there are all those ice packs laying around?
ReplyDeleteCoulda sworn they said Sheamus went to a hospital on Monday (if not then, another time recently). I only noticed it because I'm so used to hearing medical facilia.
ReplyDeleteI just know that it's not quite one of those Wacky WWE Terminology things. They used the same term at the November '92 Clash in regard to the Sting injury/ambulance angle.
ReplyDeleteIn a somewhat related question: where does the ambulance go? Do they just turn the corner and park or really sell it by driving across town with the siren blaring?
ReplyDeleteWhen the horsemen broke Dusty's leg they actually used a legit doctor on camera for Dusty's rehab. That's how you sell it brother
ReplyDeletehttp://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-joseph-estwanik-yx8dc
Running with the lights and siren is illegal when not transporting
ReplyDeletepeople for emergency reasons. OTOH ambulance drivers will use lights
and siren when picking up dinner.
The medical facility thing drives me crazy
ReplyDelete'While we're here Dusty, I meant to give you this pamphlet on healthy eating and - '
ReplyDelete'Who wanth peetha, daddy?'
There are no doctors at the local medical facility. They are medical entertainers.
ReplyDeleteDr. Zoidberg: A Medical Corporation
ReplyDeleteLOL, "less violent." Dear lord.
ReplyDeleteIs that still true in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?
ReplyDeleteThe talent are uninsured, so it's cheaper for them to see a vet.
ReplyDelete"Not a doctor--"
ReplyDelete"Shh!"
Always wondered that one myself.
ReplyDeleteI partially thought since these guys pay their own insurance that they insisted on going to urgent care.
The ACA really helps these guys. The exchanges mean they get to buy based on their age rather than their occupation. Yay rating!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the worst ppv ever to take place at MSG? I say the 2002 Survivor Series.
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania
ReplyDeleteSurvivor Series 2011 and WM1.
ReplyDeleteSeries 02 had at least Elim Chamber which was better than anything on those other cards
"2002 Survivor Series"
ReplyDeleteYOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH
As far as I know, #2 is the truth, but #1 is easier to understand.
ReplyDeleteThe first Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that too. Wrestling is weird.
ReplyDeleteI just re-watched the footage from Jerry Lawler's heart attack, and Michael Cole did say that Jerry Lawler was taken to a local hospital. So they will say it if it actually happens.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's where they sent Batista all the time.
ReplyDeleteSee, because he's The Animal? Eh? Ehhhh? *taps the mic* Hello? Hello, is this thing on?
Survivor Series 2002 is pretty solid. The first Elimination Chamber with poopy pants HBK. A fun table tag. Good smackdown tag match. Plus Brock picking up Big Show for the F-5 for the first time was a huge mark out moment for me.
ReplyDeleteYou joke alone inside this blog of danger.
ReplyDeleteNumber one sounds more plausible to me, and I'm not a lawyer, but I'm the next best thing as it relates to liability knowledge - I work in insurance!
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteI mean they go see someone like Harley Race to fix them up.
If there is no graphic of Eric Bischoff's head superimposed over a map of Georgia, with a little dot that says 'Hospital' on it... no buys.
ReplyDeleteWell he probably did get taken to an actual hospital.
ReplyDeleteSurvivor Series 2002 was a really solid PPV with great matches up and down the card. Apart from the LONG Scott Steiner debut, the rest of the show was really enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteYou can't compare Wrestlemania 1 with current PPVs, they are completely different beasts
ReplyDeleteI always assumed it was due to the fact that in the US medical facilities are all private companies. So if they said a wrestler was at the local hospital or named a particular clinic, it would be classed as advertised it.
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