WWE.com RAW Preview
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-01-05/five-point-preview-26978977
Sami Zayn Update
NXT officials are looking to do a lengthy singles feud between Zayn and Kevin Owens and at the moment there are not plans for Zayn to be on the main roster in 2015.
http://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37505/News-On-Sami-Zayns-Future/
Rey Mysterio Update
There are rumors within the WWE that the company is close to granting Mysterio his release and that he would be free from the company before WrestleMania 31.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0103/588190/rumors-on-a-wwe-veteran-possibly-being-done-with-the-company/
WWE Network Will be Available in Ireland and the U.K. on January 19th
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork/watch-in-united-kingdom-26927624
And don't forget to vote in the 2nd Round of Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament. Click on the links below to vote in the Group U and V brackets. You can vote for up to four songs in each bracket:
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-two-group-u/
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-two-group-v/
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-01-05/five-point-preview-26978977
Sami Zayn Update
NXT officials are looking to do a lengthy singles feud between Zayn and Kevin Owens and at the moment there are not plans for Zayn to be on the main roster in 2015.
http://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37505/News-On-Sami-Zayns-Future/
Rey Mysterio Update
There are rumors within the WWE that the company is close to granting Mysterio his release and that he would be free from the company before WrestleMania 31.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0103/588190/rumors-on-a-wwe-veteran-possibly-being-done-with-the-company/
WWE Network Will be Available in Ireland and the U.K. on January 19th
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork/watch-in-united-kingdom-26927624
And don't forget to vote in the 2nd Round of Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament. Click on the links below to vote in the Group U and V brackets. You can vote for up to four songs in each bracket:
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-two-group-u/
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-two-group-v/
Rey's 40 but with his injuries is essentially 50. He's been gone so often and for so long i can't imagine he's still a big merch mover at this point. Time to let him move on and injure himself in his first night back in Mexico.
ReplyDelete"There are rumors within the WWE that the company is close to granting Mysterio his release. When Mysterio heard the rumor, he tore his patella. He will be out another 6-8 months before the rumor starts up again."
ReplyDeleteGood news on the Network, although I will refrain from getting too excited until I actually see it on my television. I didn't see any announcement coming given Sky's recent announcement of PPV prices being raised from £14.95 to £19.99.
ReplyDelete"What's Rey Mysterio doing in the Impact Zone, Taz?!"
ReplyDelete"Looks like he's tearing his patella, Mike!"
Given how badly TNA wants big names for their reboot, I'm willing to bet they're deliberately fucking with Rey at this point to keep him from showing up there.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible. By the end of January, they'll have TV all the way through March in the bag I think. So no new entrants until then.
ReplyDeleteMeltzer talked about how Dixie wants Del Rio, who has shown next to no interest.
ReplyDeleteSounds like they're "still negotiating" to me.
ReplyDelete"My Hero" is behind "Waterfalls"? What world are we living in??
ReplyDeleteNew Japan news: Nagata challenged Nakamura to an IC title match and Styles pinned Tanahashi in a six-man match which would suggest he the next challenger for the IWGP title.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I want Zayn to progress in his career, a long feud with Owens will do him as much good as treading water on the main shows. Those 'NXT officials' are doing him a favour keeping him from Vince and Dunn.
So Zayn stays in developmental for another year? I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteThey're both outdoing 1979. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves!
ReplyDeleteKeep him away from Vince & Dunn as long as possible.
ReplyDeleteAs long as it is in the top four it will be OK. Still early though, plenty of time for it to climb.
ReplyDeleteI knew Scenario didn't have much of a chance, but it makes me sad to see it dwelling in the basement.
It's hilarious to me that a publicly traded company worth millions of dollars somehow acts like a 6 year old girl that cries when someone takes her dolly for 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts, exactly.
ReplyDeleteAs talented as Zayn is (one of the best in the world), it'd be heartbreaking to see him just wallow around in the midcard for years.
And how will this change whenever they actually do call him up? Aren't they just delaying the inevitable?
ReplyDeleteYou sound like you could work in the front office (aka the blue van parked at a Quiznos) of TNA.
ReplyDeleteMaybe all these guys should just stay in NXT until Vince retires.
ReplyDeleteZayn/Owens in NXT could be an awesome feud and more compelling than whatever he would get on the main roster right now. I am fine with that, although Zayn does not need developmental if that makes sense
ReplyDeleteThe rusted-out van is more like it.
ReplyDeleteIt makes perfect sense. Keep him in NXT, because they'll utilize him correctly, not because he needs to be there.
ReplyDeleteWell, would you have interest in TNA if you could make buckets of more money in AAA?
ReplyDeleteDrat. I was really looking forward to that Sami Zayn vs. Hornswoggle feud that would inevitably happen for Vince's shits and gigs.
ReplyDeleteBut we've seen tons of Steen vs. Generico, I don't see how Zayn/Owens will be any different and it may actually be worse due to the restrictions they'll have.
ReplyDeleteI think Zayn could be a case of Daniel Bryan where the crowd makes him get over at the main level. They are really losing money by leaving that guy down in NXT for years and years.
Problem is Vince will never retire.
ReplyDeleteBut Vince Sr passed at 69 and Jess at 72 so who knows how long Vince has.
I personally think his DNA magically fused with Cocaine & Steroids 25 years ago and he'll live to be 134.
I guess we'll have to settle for Zayn in the Bunny suit for the time being.
ReplyDeleteNo. Del Rio isn't going there. Maybe they can settle for Hunico
ReplyDeleteThey should at least give him one nore 'Mania match
ReplyDeleteThe WWE audience hasn't seen it, or at least the WWE doesn't think we've seen it....and they know how good it was in the indys, so why not run it? Makes sense to me. They aren't thinking about the *MAYBE* 5,000 people who actually saw the feud the first time elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteJust like anybody else, they will make the same amount of money whether he's on the main roster or not.
ReplyDeleteTempted to drop WWE Network for New Japan World. I liked how the NJPW network offers house shows as well as the live PPVs and back library.
ReplyDeleteSo with all the recent TNA re-signing announcements, we haven't heard squat about the Dudleys, and neither is currently under contract and are listed in the "TNA Alumni" section of the website (although Bully Ray is still listed on the website for the UK tour).
ReplyDeleteWho thinks they're going to return to TNA? And who's with me in thinking they'll be surprise entrants in the Rumble in Philly?
I think Bully wants to at least attempt one final proper singles run but i don't see the WWE showing much interest.
ReplyDeleteCould they get a New Age Outlaws type "Remember the Attitude Era" push for a few months? Sure but not much more than that. Not that he isn't able just that i don't believe the WWE wants to bother.
Yeah, that's why I said Rumble appearance and not a full-out WWE return.
ReplyDeleteBut honestly I don't see why they couldn't get the same push the New Age Outlaws got earlier this year. Do a quick "Remember these guys?" run to see some ECW and Dudley DVDs, put them in the Hall of Fame.
Also, Bully/Devon/Spike needs to do the Chikara King of Trios tournament at least once.
It didn't affect the awesomeness of Rey, Benoit, Eddy, Malenko and others in WCW when they just recreated the same matches they'd had in ECW
ReplyDeleteGuess it depends whether Bubba wants to be full time anymore. I guess he can do that Rumble run whenever he wants, so signing a one year deal at this time wouldn't be a bad idea
ReplyDeleteThey don't have English commentary though
ReplyDeleteJust a heads-up, Bayless, you typo'd this as 1986. Love these reviews, thanks for all the continued hard work.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the conspiracy theorist in me, but part of me feels that the WWE has less incentive to promote guys to the main roster now that NXT is on the WWE Network. Why elevate someone when the hardcore fans can watch their favorite Indy guys exclusively on the network?
ReplyDelete"You don't know what happened?"
ReplyDelete"You don't know what this is?"
I <3 Vince. The early Mr. McMahon stuff is easily the greatest wrestling character *ever*.
I never liked the fireball gimmick for Lawler. It didn't fit him at all.
ReplyDeleteKnowing the WWE, it was probably a stall tactic to kept Rey out of action as long as they possibly could... while keeping him away from signing with the "competition".
ReplyDeleteSame here - not paying £10 for it. I never looked into using a US IP address or however it works - is that still a thing I can do to get the American deal?
ReplyDeleteYou see, when Vince decided he wanted to resign Rey, it was a Tuesday, but when he decided to let his contract run out it was a Thursday.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I was thinking, especially if wwe wants to get behind the ascension. Bring in the dudleys, give them a few months with the belt then put the ascension over them huge and then throw the dudleys in the hof in April.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, NXT needs its stars too. Zayn is a big part of it and he'll probably need replacing before he jumps to the main roster.
ReplyDeleteIt's a fair point. If they can find a way to neutralise the haters by giving them NXT, and thus reducing the amount of disruption to the Roman, John & Randy Show, then I'm sure they'd be very happy with that.
ReplyDeleteI could go for that.
ReplyDeleteI actually liked the King in Memphis (from what I was able to watch.)
ReplyDeleteIt would seem that a guy would come in... like say the Sheik... Sheik hits him with a fireball, jobs.
He learns the secret of the fireball technique and uses in Sheik, now Lawler uses the fireball.
Its very MegaMan-esque.
Now everywhere else (WWF) He was good on the mic, but to me he didn't fit working a big man terrirtory.
TJ so current St. Louis Rams ownership is in talks to build a stadium in LA.
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of this region: so long, assholes.
I feel pretty good running off of 2 hour sleep/nap from 10-12, staying up until about 2, going to sleep, can't sleep and giving up, waking up around 3, turning on the TV, watching Total Divas while loathing myself, then surf the net until 4:30 am, sleep again, and then waking up to my alarm at 8:30, and at work by 9:30.
ReplyDeleteI don't usually need a lot of sleep, but less than 3-4 hours for a full work day is usually killer.
The WWE Network stream sucks. I could barely watch the last two PPV's the quality was so bad. Kept freezing up and wouldn't stay in HD. The quality of the stream the past few PPV's has been terrible.
ReplyDeleteOr going back home!
ReplyDeleteI know WWE are supposed to be professionals, but I just can't see them having the ability to think like that.
ReplyDeleteI actually think it's more possible that Triple H wants to protect the next gen from Vince, so he keeps them on NXT so Vince won't tinker with them.
Makes sense on both sides. El Patron wasn't some scrub who got shuffled out of the WWE. I actually liked him and it was a shame how badly the WWE writers handled his character. Especially the Face Turn/Juan Cena boy scout act/hotel room fight with Big Show.
ReplyDeleteIn what...sigh...universe...does that storyline make an ounce of sense?
Every PPV I've watched live except for Payback has been blurry for me.
ReplyDeleteI feel like shit in the morning regardless of the amount of sleep I got.
ReplyDeleteDel Rio's face turn was one of the worst I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteJust ate a pork roll and bacon breakfast sandwich for the 1st time in my life. I am now questioning my last 25 years of life.
ReplyDeleteThey should at least offer subtitles, otherwise fuck that.
ReplyDeletePercentage odds that HHH gets divorced or dies before Vince relinquishes control? About 50%. He's going to be protecting things for a long time.
ReplyDeleteSomebody's got a case of the Mondays.
ReplyDeleteEvery day of my life is a Monday.
ReplyDeleteDid you just abandon vegetarianism, or have you just been neglecting particular sandwiches?
ReplyDeleteWell, also, if they're looking for stars to carry shows in Mexico, the Lucha Dragons are RIGHT THERE. Granted the Sin Cara character was awful before, but now? Hell of a tag team.
ReplyDeleteI'm usually like that, but I also usually am okay once I start my morning routine to get ready for work. I also don't use coffee or another caffeine drinks, so I'm a bit unusual in that sense.
ReplyDelete# Every day is like sunday #
ReplyDelete# Every day is silent and grey #
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Gee3THtb8
I don't do coffee either, but It's not like I'd feel its effects anyway.
ReplyDeleteI have always either gotten a bacon and cheese or pork roll and cheese, I've never thought of combining the 2.
ReplyDeleteYeah man I feel ya. Anything under five and I feel like absolute trash the next day and end up battling the highs and lows of caffeine which I hate.
ReplyDeleteI'm not hating on "Waterfalls", I'm just shocked by the voting judging by the crowd we have here.
ReplyDeleteI think one of my coworkers feels betrayed because I slid over a seat away from him. I've been here an hour and he hasn't said a word to me.
ReplyDeleteI've moved because one of the girls I work with moved over and she usually gives me free food all the time.
To be fair, I barely drink unless I am on vacation mode. Then I binge cocktails left and right, usually vodka Red Bulls or just simple rum n' Cokes.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I feel the effect of caffeine in the morning since I haven't done it in so long. I tried coffee long time ago, but I hated so much that I stopped it really fast in my professional life.
What kind of rum do you usually take in your coke?
ReplyDeleteI like Mondays better than Tuesdays.
ReplyDeletePork and bacon should go well together, really. Ham too.
ReplyDeleteThe weird thing is that, for me, usually Mondays and Tuesdays fly by pretty quickly. It's the rest of the week that drags on and on.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is a Thursday because it's like, one more day til Friday but if I got this day done and it was Friday, it'd be the weekend already. If that makes sense.
I had to quit energy drinks because they were costing me a fortune, but I could never give up coffee. I also take BSN NoXplode before workouts, and that's got a ridiculous level of caffeine in it. Such a wonderful drug.
ReplyDeleteThursdays do suck. I get so bored I end up drinking on Thursday evenings.
ReplyDeleteNothing special. Captain Morgan or Bacardi is fine. I have no preference in alcohol when I mix things. In fact, cheaper the better to save $$$. I drink the good stuff straight as shots or on the rocks. Grey Goose vodka usually, or Zacapa Soleri 13 rum. When I do tequila, I usually do Patron Silver.
ReplyDeleteOh it's glorious. I'm a very plain person when it comes to food. With the exception of Fat Sandwiches and now pork roll and bacon I'm usually just a ham sandwich, turkey sandwich 1 meat kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteI can't understand how anyone can drink this stuff straight up.
ReplyDeleteI hear they come from the same magical animal.
ReplyDeleteRey will be missed. I wish they took his title reigns more seriously but he accomplished a lot in a company that favors size. If anything he came along too soon and was ahead of his time.
ReplyDeleteRandom question - favourite and least-favourite "nickname" for a wrestler that, for whatever reason, never really caught on fully?
ReplyDeleteI always loved when they called Lesnar "The anomaly" - I though it was a brilliant title and wished they'd picked up more on it and ran with it.
Big Red for Rowan has to be a clear runner for worst one.
He's pretty much the only guy his size that managed to do what he did despite it.
ReplyDeleteMore on this as it develops?
ReplyDelete# Monday... humiliation #
ReplyDelete# Tuesday... suffocation #
# Wednesday... condescension #
# Thursday... is pathetic #
# By Friday life has killed me #
# By Friday life has killed me #
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ASok9tBWc
More heartbreaking to see him in a "Mighty Mouse" type role.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he is in some way being put into a trainer kind of role by being kept in NXT to wrestle everyone there and teach them ring psychology and match layout in front of audiences. Not that Owens needs it but the greener guys he'll wrestle at house shows and now and then on the tv tapings sure do.
ReplyDeleteAn ugly Bobby Eaton? Gross man, people are trying to eat breakfast!
ReplyDeleteApex Predator
ReplyDeleteI've been back at work for an hour and I already want to go home and play video games and watch wrestling.
ReplyDeleteThere's probably not going to be any more. I don't really much care as my goal is to get to Colorado and get away from here.
ReplyDeleteYou're a fan of that one?!
ReplyDeleteYeah right, Lisa.
ReplyDeleteVintage Bayless!
ReplyDeleteIts my least favorite
ReplyDeleteIf they can build Zayn/Owens well and make the blowoff match a special NXT attraction at WM this year it could do wonders for both.
ReplyDeleteWe have a tv that we used to share and he's slid it all the way against the wall so that I can't see it. lol
ReplyDeleteAh. Same. I like Viper alright. Apex Predator makes him sound like a rapist.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to continue posting Morrissey lyrics and links until I get all the upvotes.
ReplyDeleteHe goes in the HOF within the next 5 years unless he dogs them when he leaves or something.
ReplyDeleteIt's DELICIOUS!
ReplyDeleteAnother one of my favorites is the one of the Incredible Hulks. This version is Hpnotiq and Hennessy. I prefer about 2/3 Hpnotiq and 1/3 Hennessy, although 2/2 is fine, or even 3/1 if I want more of a sweet taste.
I generally hate beers, but I do like some. Smoothness seems to be what I like, so I drink Coors Light, Heineken, or Guinness Stout.
It's weird that there's a Morrissey song to perfectly fit to these conversations.
ReplyDeleteCan't really say the nickname didn't catch on, right enough!
ReplyDeleteThe Greatest Professional Wrestler of All Time. But it wasn't needed for him, for the name Tony Garea just naturally became synonymous with being the greatest.
ReplyDeleteIf Zayn was on the main roster now, he'd be in a wacky partners tag team with Erick Rowan called The Mean Reds. "I love it when Little Red and Big Red argue, Maggle!"
ReplyDeleteHe fits all situations!
ReplyDeleteAs long as those situations are a bit depressing.
Agreed. As good as the last 5-10 minutes of the main event was, Ibushi/Nakamura stole the show.
ReplyDeleteFor me, that extra 5th hour is key. Less than that, and I'm like a zombie. 5 or more, I can operate just about fine. I can't tell that I'm operating great at 7-9 hours. 5 seems the same as 7 or 9 for me.
ReplyDeleteI don't really mind nicknames. It's whatever to me.
ReplyDeleteThat match will never take place at Mania.
ReplyDeleteWorst:
ReplyDeleteMajor promotion: "The Analyst" Alex Riley. Really he's just an ass.
Minor leagues: "The Candyman" Reggie B. Fine. Creepy.
I didn't really care of Bionic Redneck. I don't hate it but that's one I could have lived without.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is is I like those fucking girly fruity drinks that I can never fucking order without losing my goddamned dignity.
ReplyDeleteIt did feel a little forced, I'll give you that.
ReplyDeleteBig Red, The Great White nothing like using colors as a nickname. Luckily they avoided call Ahmed "The Big Black"
ReplyDeleteYeah, as much as I would like that, doubt it happens.
ReplyDeleteThere were 3500 people just in the arena for the big Steen-Generico match.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to wager more then 5000 have seen it.
Thank you very much and thanks for the heads up. I switched it to the correct date.
ReplyDeleteBest:
ReplyDelete"Above Average" Mike Sanders. Way to set that bar, buddy.
Could maybe be a good shout for the big pre-show match, right enough. Get the crowd warmed up, but still keep some separation.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, they could actually make the pre-show an NXT special - that has potential, panders to the network subscribers AND gives us some good wrasslin.
It looks like shit on the PS3 now and it didn't at the start
ReplyDeleteCan't give the mutants a theme that catchy for Raw after Mania.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they didn't go with King Kong Kiwi.
ReplyDeleteThey can barely get the main guys on the roster a spot on the card and they are using Steen/Zayn matches as the main attraction for the live specials.
ReplyDeleteWhile I agree that Striker is a little purple in his prose at times, I think he is the best commentator in the biz right now. If only he wasn't saddled with Vampiro in LUCHA UNDERGROUND. Strange as it might seem, I think a good combination for commentary would be Striker and Excaliber from PWG, who reminds me of a classier Joey Styles.
ReplyDeleteIronically enough, that is the name of Garea's morbidly obese neighbor.
ReplyDeleteI still think Zayn and Owens can be useful to the tag division. Plus, you can establish their friendship through the team, so that when the inevitable feud comes, you can tell that story without relying on ROH footage to explain why it's so personal between them.
ReplyDeleteThat said, that'd kind of be impossible now since NXT is a very visible developmental, sp it's not like WWE is going to pretend Sami Zayn isn't a former NXT champion, and that he didn't just spend months feuding with Owens, although I guess it wouldn't shock me if they still downplayed it.
That said, I'm not even sure I'd really call NXT "developmental" anymore, in that by virtue of being so highly promoted and televised, they're sort of locked into bringing guys up in their NXT gimmicks, regardless of whether or not that gimmick will work on a larger stage (Emma, Adam Rose, Bo Dallas). So it's not like if Zayn and Owens get called up, they're going to be demonstrably different from their NXT selves. Nor should they be, honestly.
I rarely drink Hpnotiq by itself. It's not the girlyness that turns me off. It's that by itself, it's too sweet generally. It's so overpowering that I want to mix it with Hennessy. I've also experimented with it before, so I know rums can work with Hpnotiq to get Hulk's color and flavor.
ReplyDeleteIncredible Hulk is really strong overall, since it's 2 liquors mixing. So that's manly.
Or just man up and no-sell judgement. My drink, and I couldn't care less about other's opinion on it. It makes me happy, that's all I care about.
I just have a feeling HHH will push for NXT to have some presence at WM, and I think giving them the pre-show slot would be a win-win.
ReplyDeleteAlthough it might mean we miss out on a Santino/Fandango/Rowan dance-off, or something, which we'll all just have to live with.
They only give 2 matches a chance to steal the show with the time limits/schedule they impose for the events. Sometimes a 3rd match will get a chance to become a dark horse contender (like Rhodes-Mysterio, Punk-Jericho). I don't think there's any way Vince lets NXT (HHH's baby) have a chance to steal the show at Wrestlemania (Vince's baby).
ReplyDeletePerhaps not the worst but I don't like Ryback's 'The Big Guy' with that fake Razor Ramon-twang in his voice
ReplyDeleteIt'll be the first thing that goes on Mania morning when they're looking at what they can cut for time.
ReplyDeleteAs a Lawler mark (and Native Arkansan), I think that Lawler & Jarrett don't get the credit they deserve for the AWESOME booking they did! They always booked Lawler to look ever so vulnerable, then come back to win. Part of that also was the never-ending pursuit of the world title....he come oh-so-close but stay a fingertip away. And when he got too stale, he always threw in a stretcher job of some sort (burned by Eddie Gilbert, getting his leg broken, the entire Austin Idol/Tommy Rich feud) which also gave a natural top heel. In the meantime, there were tag teams (The Fabulous Ones, Rock & Roll Express, The Rockers, etc.) that would set the territory on fire.
ReplyDeleteOkay, who else had their employer dump a shit-load of work on them this morning?!
ReplyDeleteHow about EASING into it?! I just came back from my happy holidays, you motherfuckers!
Good old HHH. Always looking out for the lil guy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's crazy busy here. Hence why I'm spending my time on this website, rather than face the Ryback sized pile of work in my in-tray. :(
ReplyDeleteI remember Bryan Alvarez going on a really funny rant once about Heath Slater along the lines of "“One Man Band? Really?! How is he a one man band? If he came out and played the piano with his feet and the guitar with his teeth while playing drums with his hands, MAYBE I could see it! But how the fuck is Heath Slater a one man band?”
ReplyDeleteHah, I like it! :D
ReplyDeleteGotta love Big Poppa Pump.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be at work today.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about daiquiris and shit.
ReplyDeleteSome NXT guys will probably be in the Andre Battle Royal. But they barely give enough time for the main roster guys to turn a Mania match into something memorable. I just can't fathom they would give NXT any more than 3-5 minutes (not counting entrances) on the PPV itself. Hell, they're stingy with time on the pre-show. You know, because we have to keep the IC title match to four minutes so we can get back to showing you video packages.
ReplyDeleteI got nothing. Other than if it makes you happy.
ReplyDeleteTrue, that. I wonder which no-mark musical act will get a 20 minute slot to piss the audience off with this year. :(
ReplyDeleteJR trying to get CLB (Creepy Little Bastard) over for Christian was no buys.
ReplyDeleteI forgot all about that!
ReplyDeleteThis. I watched Wrestle Kingdom last night and I'm having withdrawals.
ReplyDelete"It's THE BIG PILE, Maggle!"
ReplyDeleteImagine JBL was your boss in real life?
ReplyDelete"I wonder if that client's going to get back to us about the order today?"
"WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK HIM, MR SERVICE DELIVERY MANAGER?!"
I mean they taste good. I've never ordered one myself, but they fucking taste really good.
ReplyDeleteIt takes a little guy to know a little guy.
ReplyDeleteI've had Clients that all seemed to be pissed off about nothing at the exact same time. I was going to put in a little extra work today but I'm out of here right at seven.
ReplyDeleteI got something like 20+ emails from people on Christmas Day alone, ffs.
ReplyDeleteI mean COME ONNNNNN.
Eesh, Do you work for Santa Claus?
ReplyDeleteThe battle royal is still a thing?
ReplyDeleteGood luck to the winner topping last years winner...
Rey needs to go into solo branding. Create a cereal called Mysteri-O's with marshmallows in the shake of torn ligaments, eroded cartilage and extended contracts.
ReplyDeleteSo I start my new job today and I work from home...Especially nice when there's four inches of snow on the ground.
ReplyDeleteThey're like a jock who breaks up with a girl BUT DON'T NOBODY ELSE DATE HER THOUGH I'M SERIOUS GUISE.
ReplyDelete"Just like my knees, they go snap, crackle and pop!"
ReplyDelete...
"What do you mean that slogan's been taken?"
That's awesome congrats!
ReplyDeleteIt's the best. You can actually get stuff done without a bunch of boo hooing from dweebs.
ReplyDeleteThank you sir
ReplyDeleteMake that the pre-show.
ReplyDeleteYou work from home as well?
ReplyDeleteHell the first few weeks are webinars.
Every box comes with a surprise
ReplyDeleteOooh look, a knee brace!!
It's just a rumor at this point, but I'm assuming it's true if only because they usually do some kind of "get everybody on the card" match anyway, so it might as well be a continuing of what they started last year. Make a tradition out of it so everyone gets a Mania match.
ReplyDeleteOf course, this has the negative effect of meaning a second WM streak will probably never happen organically again, since a lot of guys who might be built up for a streak will have a battle royale loss on their record. But realistically, the only guys who could possibly get another streak built are the Shield guys, all of whom are undefeated at Mania.
I should probably specify that I don't think a second streak will ever be built, nor should building one be any sort of priority for WWE. Or for anyone. Ever.
ReplyDeleteA minor streak would be good. Like anywhere from 7-9 wins in a row.
ReplyDeleteDo BR and RR eliminations count as "losses" in streak terms?
ReplyDeleteThey still portray Rusev as undefeated, I'm sure, and he's been eliminated from a couple.
Fine must have been inspired by Brad Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteHard for me to work from home. Way too many distractions.
ReplyDeleteLong live the 3.0!
ReplyDeleteI always loved that his finishing move was called The 3.0. I still think of that backbreaker as the 3.0 even when Orton does it.
ReplyDelete"This is so much better than those no compete clauses in every box of Del Ri-O's."
ReplyDeleteI’d be uber-productive because I’d be
ReplyDeleteparanoid people would think I was spending the day pissing about. But I could
have good music and good TV on in the background while I worked. Sounds pretty
sweet to me.
Oh gross. I go in on Fridays (to deal with said wah wah babies), but other than that it's work from home. I'm just using up the last of my Use or Lose time on the days I'd have to go to the office. I haven't physically been in the office since November. I'm trying to get into auditing, which is all from home save site visits.
ReplyDeleteI just got a $100 gift card as a christmas thing and I have no clue what I want to use it for. Definition of first world problems.
ReplyDeletejesus hulk looked fuggin awesome in this match. lawler looked like a child next to him.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do with it, don't use it to buy WWE2K15.
ReplyDeleteI live in the sticks and in an area where there isn't jack dick to do anyway.
ReplyDeleteWorking 2nd shift years before, I realized that daytime tv is geared to the elderly, jobless or retarded.
A little porn is a dangerous thing.
ReplyDeleteI wish. I hear he has a great elfcare plan.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
"It is my destiny to have a well balanced breakfast"
ReplyDeleteIs it that bad?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about getting a tablet, but I don't know where to start.
ReplyDelete*standing ovation*
ReplyDeleteIt depends. Are you the sort of person who loves Batman and Robin because "it's so bad, it's kinda good, in a hilarious sort of way"?
ReplyDeleteIn which case, maybe it's worth picking up second hand, just to see The Aphex Twin playing the part of Summer Rae alone.
You have to go in once a week to deal with whiners?
ReplyDeleteNexus 7 is probably your best bet for a decent budget tablet. Or an LG G-Pad if they sell those in the US?
ReplyDeleteTV and video games are my major distractions. Or just sleep. If I'm on my bed for whatever reason, I can nap quickly.
ReplyDeleteCan a tablet play roms?
ReplyDeleteGas?
ReplyDeleteI got a $100 CC type gift card, so I'm gonna use it on that.
I see someone else watched that movie on tv last night
ReplyDeleteI've got SuperGNES (it's got a new name now, but I can't remember it!) on my Note 10.1, which plays most SNES roms. I don't see why the Nexus 7 wouldn't be able to.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself an OTG cable and you can plug in a PS3 pad, too, which improves things considerably.
Hookers and/or blow.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same with a guy named "Flex Kavana".
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