Impact
Wrestling
Date:
June 3, 2015
Location:
Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators:
Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We're
finally getting to the build to Slammiversary, which is less than a
month away. Impact is now on Wednesdays as the company's issues with
Destination America continues. There is no reason that this show
shouldn't start getting us towards Ethan Carter III vs. Kurt Angle
for the World Title. Let's get to it.
The
opening video is about Carter's rise to the top of TNA.
A
barbershop quintet sings Carter's theme song because he is FINALLY #1
in the Impact rankings. Quintet: “For he's the #1 contender, for
he's the #1 contender, for he's the #1 contender, which nobody can
deny!” We even get balloons falling to make this feel special.
After denying us a Tyrus dance, Carter says there is only one thing
left for him and that is to become World Champion.
This
brings out Angle, who says Lou Thesz and Verne Gagne would be rolling
over in their graves if they saw this. However, there's someone else
in line before Carter can get his shot and that's X-Division Champion
Rockstar Spud, who can cash in his title for a shot at the World
Title next week. Carter isn't cool with that and says he's got an
offer for Spud. Tyrus and Carter leave and Angle Slams one of the
singers. Carter was awesome here and I can't wait to see him finally
get the title, assuming TNA doesn't screw that up too.
Lashley
vs. Eric Young
Lashley
runs him over to start and hits a nice delayed vertical suplex to
knock some of the sanity back into Young. Eric is able to send him
to the apron though for a middle rope kick to the back of the head to
get a breather. Back in and Eric starts working on the neck and we
hit the chinlock. Pope's great insight on commentary here: if Young
wins he'll move up in the rankings but if Lashley wins, he'll move up
in the rankings. Eric goes up top but dives into a backdrop followed
by some elbows to the jaw. A spinebuster gets two for Lashley and
after easily fighting off the piledriver, the spear pins Young at
5:29.
Rating:
C. It's amazing how much more
tolerable that CRAZY man is when he isn't in the World Title picture
anymore. I'm fine with Young if he's in the right spot on the card
and this is a much better fit for him. I still don't like the
character because it's not what they say he is, but at least they're
getting the booking a bit better.
Chris
Melendez comes after Young post match but Eric escapes. This
is even more like it for Young, though Melendez isn't anything
interesting.
The
Dollhouse giggles about keeping Taryn's title last week and Taryn
offers Kong a shot next week.
Melendez
wants to fight Young. I was thinking he wanted him over for
afternoon tea so thanks for the clarification.
Austin
Aries suggests that Spud doesn't cash in the title for Option C.
Jade
vs. Brooke
Jade
goes right after her before the bell but gets rolled up for two. A
Marti Bell distraction lets Jade take over and Brooke gets kicked in
the face for two. Jade powerslams her down but misses a moonsault,
allowing Brooke to hit a facebuster for two. Marti tries to come in
and eats Jade's boot by mistake, setting up the Tesshocker for the
pin at 3:38.
Rating:
C-. Not bad here as it's nice
to see the Knockouts having a bench to go with the title scene. I'm
not sure why you have Brooke win here but it's hardly a horrible
idea. You don't want the Dollhouse looking inept though as they
looked more like weak heels instead of the sinister group they've
been so far.
Carter
is about to talk about Spud but gets a phone call.
Rebel
and Brooke celebrate the win. Brooke
leaves and the Dollhouse beats Rebel down.
Rising
vs. BDC
Drake
and MVP get things going with a slugout as Josh recaps the feud. It
helps a bit but I still don't get why this feud needs to exist. MVP
wins a slugout and takes Drake down so King can come in with a quick
chinlock. Off to Low Ki for a dropkick to the back of the head and
the fast tags continue with all three members getting their shots in.
Drew finally comes in off
the hot tag and nails a running boot to Ki's face as everything
breaks down. Galloway gets
caught in the Tree of Woe but is able to sit up and counter the
Warrior's Way with a belly to belly superplex. A Doomsday Device of
all things is enough to pin Ki at 5:42.
Rating:
C. The match was fine but this
feud just keeps going. I get the idea they're shooting for here but
it's so uninteresting that it's hard to care. The Rising doesn't
need to exist because the BDC is a midcard stable who isn't taking
anything over. Hopefully both teams split soon enough.
Mickie
James is in Nashville for her meetings but only James Storm is there.
This story continues to be one of the best things going on in TNA.
Rockstar
Spud can't make his decision yet but there's no more time. With no
decision coming, here's Kurt Angle to coax him a bit. This is his
thirteenth World Title and he trained harder for this one than the
other twelve combined so there is no way he's losing it. Cue Carter
and Tyrus to say Spud should stay right where he is.
Ethan
just got off the pone with Dixie Carter, who is willing to offer Spud
a lifetime contract as Chief of Staff if he doesn't cash in Option C.
Spud talks about the Carters taking him in when he had nowhere to
go. They were like brothers, but then Ethan slapped him in the face
and shaved his head. This is always about Ethan, because he's had
everything handed to him. Spud has given everything to get here and
he wants no part of the offer. He cashes in for next week
(SHOCKING!) and gets decked in the face. Angle wants a tag match
tonight.
Aries
gives Bobby Roode a shirt for their match.
Back
to Nashville where Mickie wants to know what's going on. Storm says
the big stars are just fashionably late and says he can give her so
much more. The music will always be there, but he wants to talk
about something even bigger: joining him on his journey. He wants
Mickie and her son Donovan to join the Revolution. Mickie
appreciates the offer but turns him down. Storm laughs it off and
Mickie hugs him before they leave. Storm: “There's a lot of
crazies out there.”
Dirty
Heels vs. Wolves
Match
#3 in a best of five series for the Tag Team Titles with the Wolves
up 2-0. Aries takes Davey down with a Last Chancery early on but
it's quickly off to Roode to crank on the arm. The Wolves get in
some double teaming to take over on Roode and then backdrop the legal
Aries into their corner. Roode breaks up a double dive and Aries
takes out the Wolves' knees as we go to a break.
Back
with Davey breaking up a catapult into Aries and diving over for the
tag, only to have Aries pull Eddie to the floor. The hot tag works a
few seconds later and it's Edwards coming in to clean house. Some
rapid fire chops have Roode in trouble and the heels (who aren't
heels) are backdropped to the floor for a double suicide dive into
the barricade. An enziguri into the German suplex into the jackknife
cover gets two on Roode.
Aries
pulls Davey to the floor, leaving Edwards to take the catapult into
the forearm, followed by the slingshot elbow from Roode for a very
close two. Something like Chasing the Dragon (Michinoku Driver
instead of a brainbuster) gets two on Roode but Aries comes back in
with a 450 to Edwards for two more. Aries dives onto Edwards and
it's time for a chair. Roode doesn't want to use it but he'll hit
Eddie low behind the referee's back. A chair shot on top of that is
enough to pin Edwards at 13:13.
Rating:
B-. Well at least they're heels
now. I'm not a fan of the matches where it's all a huge mess after
about five minutes in and the tagging is completely forgotten. It's
fine for a bit but having the majority of the match be a wild brawl
gets annoying after a bit. At least the match was fun though and the
ending gave us some heels in the feud.
Storm
and Mickie walk along the side of a train until James knocks her down
what looked to be a flight of stairs.
Here's
Madison Rayne to complain about not getting any attention around here
because she isn't putting candy in someone's mouth or isn't Gail Kim.
She calls Velvet Sky to the ring because people who don't work here
can come through the crowd and get in the ring. Madison slaps her in
the face and eats a Stunner, so here's Angelina with security to take
Velvet out. Angelina slaps Velvet before the security takes her
away.....and here are more security guards to arrest Love for
slapping a fan. Well played actually.
Taryn
lays on her bed and promises to take care of Kong next week.
Ethan
Carter III/Tyrus vs. Kurt Angle/Rockstar Spud
Spud
stomps Carter down at the bell and chops away in the corner. A kick
to the head drops Ethan but Spud would rather hit some running
forearms instead of tagging, which allows Tyrus to grab Spud by the
face. Some backbreakers have Spud in trouble and Carter makes it
worse with a belly to belly. He opts to pose instead of cover though
and the hot tag brings in Angle. Tyrus breaks up the ankle lock and
eats the Angle Slam, allowing Spud to dive in for the pin at 6:48.
Rating:
C-. Just a quick match to set
up the showdown next week. Angle vs. Carter is clearly the big prize
here but we need to get Option C out of the way because where would
we be without that? There wasn't much here but they didn't have the
time to get anything done. The fact that it's for a short term title
shot didn't help things either.
Aries
comes out and says he's cashing in next week to
face the winner of Angle vs. Spud.
Overall
Rating: C+. This was one of
their better shows in a decent while but there are still some issues.
For one thing, there are way too many cash ins going on at the same
time when it's clear they're just killing time until we get to
Carter. Well either that or they're going to do the dumbest thing
they could and go with anything other than Carter getting the belt at
Destination America. Good show, but too much being packed into too
little time.
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EC3's barbershop quartet entrance was better than the entire ROH episode
ReplyDeleteEC3 is fucking awesome, WWE needs to bring him back if TNA folds bc he has improved drastically in all areas, and asking Tyrus to dance than cutting it off was hillarious heeling at its best!
ReplyDelete"a lifetime contract"
ReplyDelete-Sure, but what's he gonna do *next* week?
-The contract will be honored, he just won't be paid.
I couldn't pick, so there's both jokes.
Oh, I know that's why, I was at this taping. They aren't taping new tv until June 20th.
ReplyDeleteI don't think ROH would have done it this way in an ideal world.
ReplyDeleteThis was supposed to be just another episode of tv on the way to the ppv on the 19th. It became the premier on DA weeks after they taped it.
He's a heel because he's the decade's young boy, but he's clearly a sympathy beating.
ReplyDeleteBJ and Page vs Corino and Corino seems like the logical blow off
Yeah, he works the bottom of the card as a nostalgia act in Japan and is primarily a comedy wrestler these days.
ReplyDeleteWhen the deal was announced last week, nothing was said about any plans to produce two separate shows for DA and syndication. Right now, the show was only picked up by DA for 26 weeks.
ReplyDeleteJay Briscoe is such an odd face for ROH. He totally doesn't fit, but he's been so loyal and has progressed so much, it's hard not to like him.
ReplyDelete"Whoa. That's a long way down. You made your decision and I made mine."
ReplyDeleteScrew Ethan Carter, James Storm is the biggest bastard heel in TNA and I want to see him get beaten down SO HARD.
EC3 is awesome and I agree with you a million percent.
ReplyDeleteIt was a nice throw back to the Brodus Clay days.
ReplyDeleteI was going to try recapping this one from Saturday on the DVR, but I got REALLY bored 10 minutes in and never went back to it. They just made zero effort to hook new viewers.
ReplyDeleteWhile the tv deal was good for them, the timing was awful.
ReplyDeleteThey have a month of New Japan cross over TV before they tape anything for a new audience. If you don't know or care who Tanahashi and Nakamura are there's nothing appealing about these shows. They were made for the established audience only.
That's why TNA maddens me to no end.
ReplyDeleteThey do one thing that WWE rarely allows anyone to do (at least any more -- or at least until recently -- they seem to be allowing leeway for Owens) -- let people come up with their own characters and not whatever half-assed shit the "writers" come up with.
EC3, Bully Ray, Daniels and Kazarian, Pope, hell, even Joseph Park (until it got old). ALL of these were great successes screwed by stupid-ass booking.
It's a shame that the people who benefit from this aren't TNA themselves, but TNA only has themselves to blame.
McMahon may always be the "millionaire who should have been the billionaire", but TNA will always be the "wrestling company that should have been a strong #2"
Ugh. Depresses me just thinking about the number of times they've screwed things up for no apparent reason except to do so.
How desperate was DA to sign them?
ReplyDeleteAs someone with little interest in modern indie wrestling and who hasn't really seen any ROH since attending a show in Dayton in 2007...I really quite enjoyed this, actually. If this is a blah week then this actually seems pretty promising.
ReplyDeleteI think they've said that their next tapings in NYC are going to be the "true" DA premiere. This was almost like a pilot.
ReplyDeleteAll the DA shows are the same shows that were shown the weekend before.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I hear DA signed them pretty much overnight, so they really didn't have time to plan anything out.
ReplyDeleteThink Baron Corbin's name is a reference to Barry Corbin from "Any Which Way You Can?"
ReplyDelete"I'd anticipate John Cena helping to screw Owens out of the title"
ReplyDeleteI think that Hideo Itami (bum shoulder and all) helping his good friend by getting some revenge on Owens would get a far bigger pop from the Tokyo crowd.
File this one under "hindsight is 20/20". Had ROH known about their deal with DA, they probably would've given us a slightly better show. Throw Dalton Castle out there, have the world tag champs of the world actually wrestle, don't give us one green guy squashing another. (nothing against Moose, but he's good weed green)
ReplyDeleteNice to see Silas' Last Real Leg has healed nicely.
Not the Tokyo Dome, the Ryōgoku Kokugikan (aka the Sumo Hall) The 90's are long gone.
ReplyDeleteNot the Tokyo Dome. The Sumo Hall. Bigger than Korakuen, not as big as the Budokan, WAY smaller than the Tokyo Dome.
ReplyDeleteIs that more than a feeling?
ReplyDeleteI was loving the entire storyline until he murdered Mickie James and her baby.
ReplyDeleteHe's basically turned into Bray Wyatt with a group called the Revolution. Then he started acting like his old happy self around Mickie, but there were signs that it was all a big ploy and that he was really still evil and just stringing her along. This was the culmination where he finally was evil and tried to get Mickie to join him.
ReplyDeleteWhy would EC3 try to stop Kurt and Spud wrestling? Surely he should let the match happen and try to help whichever guy he can beat easier?
ReplyDeleteminus the unborn child part.
ReplyDeleteSo is this just the same show they're been showing in syndication on Sinclair owned stations? Thought they would have had done something at the start to actually introduce ROH to people who might be watching for the first time.
ReplyDeleteDude . . . Hawaii is the state with the islands.
ReplyDeleteI love Rock as much as anyone, but that remake can fuck right off.
ReplyDeleteNot seeing every wrestler in a given week has the wonderful effect of making you *want* to see them.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound great. Maybe TNA got a good nights sleep last night for once.
ReplyDeleteWhy they hid it with a skirt during her face run is one of those mysteries that may never be resolved.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would be King Conan, or whatever Ah-nuld is calling that film, but Thulsa be dead. Decapitated and shit. Like he was a fucking vamp or something.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that Big Trouble is Dwayne's favorite film, but who knows? It's like anything else. If they do it right, it could be good. If they fuck it up, it could be a large pile of suck. If it happens, it will probably be somewhere right in the middle.
ReplyDeleteAnd, just for the record, I wouldn't say I love Rock. I'm usually entertained by him on the mic, and while I don't really feel a need to ever see him wrestle again, he as had a body of work that includes great and memorable matches. However, I wouldn't see any film just because he's in it. In fact, I'm not sure there's anyone who gets me into a theater based on name alone.
Why the hell would Brock face Kofi? Why not pick a local popular New Japan guy?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty obscure, unless some writer is a Philo Beddoe mark.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that. Kofi seems like a bizarrely random choice.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess Joe made a good first impression putting Kidd out for months.
ReplyDeleteThat is the most house-showiest line up I've ever seen for that Network show. People have been saying they should put house shows on for a while though
ReplyDeleteShit. Samoa Joe broke Tyson Kidd? That's not good. I thought Joe had a rep for being safe? anyone have any details on what exactly happened?
ReplyDeleteAlso, that's a fucking shit Raw main event. And, while Brock vs Kofi seems weird, I'm looking forward to finding out if Kofi can jump higher, or if Brock can throw him higher.
I'm kinda interested to see it. Brock's been facing nothing but the ultimate top tier of guys for years.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely considering going to that Japan house show, last WWE event I went to was WM28 and the Raw after.
ReplyDeleteAnd Roman Reigns.
ReplyDeleteI'd be in like Flynn for that shit. When I lived in LA for a year, one of the things I really enjoyed was going to WWF house shows at the Sports Arena. Well, a couple were taped and used on Prime Time wrestling. Think I went to 4 shows during that time; had a blast. Yet today, I have no desire to get a cheap ticket and drive for an hour to see who or whatever they're putting on. Go figure. But, I would totally watch on the network.
ReplyDeleteHere is the video of Joe killing him with the muscle buster
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag3U5u1T6Uk
What SHOULD be on the Network: the entire card
ReplyDeleteWhat WILL be on the Network: Just the NXT Title match
Wait...Japan is NOT Down Under, and they don't have kangaroos.
ReplyDeleteStop confusing Hoss.
I'd seen a different clip of the same thing; that what did it?
ReplyDeleteDoes the muscle buster always go to a flat back bump like that? THat's more of a Pittsburgh Plunge, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteKidd supposedly has a spinal cord injury. He's hoping he doesn't need surgery, but the prognosis is not good. No confirmation the muscle buster did him in, but Joe probably has huge heat now.
ReplyDeleteOh...damn.
ReplyDeleteIt's wrestling, accidents happen.
ReplyDeleteSick burn. RIP Roman Reigns.
ReplyDeleteKidd got hurt on a Muscle Buster. I don't know if Joe messed up or if Kidd took the move wrong.
ReplyDeletePoor Joe
ReplyDeleteOf course. But no one likes working with someone who has a rep for hurting guys.
ReplyDeleteHe can bump, he's crazy athletic, and he's a good hand. Kofi's a perfectly cromulent way to get off some ring rust.
ReplyDeleteWell...how about poor Kidd?
ReplyDeleteI half-kid. Brock got a really fun match out of Roman, and I haven't written Reigns off at all. I just think he should be doing Cena's US title gimmick.
ReplyDeleteI C WAT U DID THERE
ReplyDeleteYea, but it sounds like he hurt a guy, singular. Owen and Austin seriously hurt guys.
ReplyDeleteI should really change my name...
ReplyDeleteWell yeah...but I'm just sayin, guy ends up with WWE deal against all odds and freaking injures a dude's neck in his first match.
ReplyDeleteBrock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston
ReplyDeleteWTF?!?! Haha.
True, but Joe doesn't have that rep.
ReplyDeletePart of it is probably who he hurt. Kidd probably has a lot of respect in that locker room. He helped season a lot of NXT guys, and basically fought his way back to relevance from the chopping block and then right when his gimmick and team is starting to come together, this happens to him. It's a shame.
ReplyDeletecromulent - having to do with Crom.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what that has to do with Kofi, but ok.
Poor Joe? Fuck Joe...he gave a smaller guy a pretty massive injury when he should be taking care of him.
ReplyDeleteI for one look forward to Brock launching Kofi into the lower atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteDo we know if Kidd took the move wrong?
ReplyDeleteLet's make a minute on silence in honor of Kofi Kingston.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/2015/06/03/politics/ted-cruz-joe-biden-joke-apology/index.html
ReplyDeleteTed Cruz...kind of a dick
Hard to find another human pinball that will be totally cool with getting Bork Smashed to hell and back and know it won't lead to anything at all. Kofi is a company guy, so he will travel to Suplex City without complaint.
ReplyDeleteUgh, that sucks.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'm saying I thought Joe had a rep for being safe. If he has heat, as Fuj speculated he might, would this be offset by his previous body of work?
ReplyDeleteWho knows...but I'm not feeling bad for "poor Joe".
ReplyDeleteIt will be the greatest three minutes ever.
ReplyDeleteApparently the story behind this is Brock is going to visit someone in Japan and figured he could rope WWE into paying for the whole thing by working a house show squash.
You'd have to wonder if Kofi was told and was then absolutely distraught he was visiting Suplex City, Japan. I'm sure he didn't plan it when he first had the trip planned.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was thinking he had found something that was working. Bummer.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpzgXVA8eh0
ReplyDeleteAnd Kidd, whether you like him or not, is a very good and skilled worker.
ReplyDeleteIt was awesome when the MSG Network would air house shows. I think this is a great idea and something they should do more often, especially with overseas tours.
ReplyDeleteThis is all just speculation. Accidents happen.
ReplyDeleteTough to say, but I'd think that they'd have a hard time shrugging off injuring a respected guy in your first match in the company.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, and right when he was finally breaking out.
ReplyDeleteBefore I blame Joe at all, I want to know more about the story and whether it was his fault or not. Because injuries can happen without the other guy's involvement (a high risk top rope move, for example).
yup.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be Brock vs all three of New Day, he'll destroy them and it'll be great.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for Brock's return to be interfering in a big 4 way tag match where Brock just annihilates all 8 guys and then throws the bull like a football.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't need Jon Stewart making funny faces while everyone fawns over his latest takedown, thanks.
ReplyDeleteMy god, Brock is going to throw him up Mount Fuji.
ReplyDeleteReally, the only two I'm even remotely interested in are the NXT title match and Brock/Kofi.
ReplyDeleteOf course it's speculation. It's a discussion board. Part of what we do, aside from cock talk and slamming each other.
ReplyDeleteLOL...that's so Brock.
ReplyDeleteNothing I can find says how he got injured, or who is at fault.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is speculating Muscle Buster, but no one's said that definitively.
Like a Matt Hardy-esque run through the crowd like a fan move where he and Heyman bought tickets.
ReplyDeleteFREEBIRD RU-
ReplyDeleteYou're wrestling who?
Man, fuck that. You on your own.
- Xavier Woods
Brock Lesnar, the man who conquered Vince's bank account. The smartest guy in the room.
ReplyDeleteBooker T injured Austin his first night in
ReplyDeleteWell, that explains WM17, or whenever HHH went over.
ReplyDeleteSomeone on the show better do some old school evil Japanese shit like throwing salts in their opponents eyes or spitting mist or something.
ReplyDeleteMy god that's brilliant.
ReplyDeleteNot only a dick, but possibly the biggest poser in Washington. Hasn't done a single meaningful thing.
ReplyDeleteYes you do.
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 19. HHH also injured Jim Ross as payback for low payoffs.
ReplyDeleteThat's...racist?
ReplyDeleteMy god, I'm not sure!
That's 500k for 3 minutes, any problems Vince?
ReplyDeleteNo.
No, I really don't. Though John Oliver's a much worse offender.
ReplyDeleteThat big and scary with that business acumen? Dude has it made.
ReplyDeleteLLOL I don't know if you meant "off Mt Fuji," but up might be better.
ReplyDeleteEven though he's an asshole, I like the idea of guys finding ways to get around the boring procedurial slog of a senate and make a name for themselves, even if it meant shutting down the government with no end game.
ReplyDeleteYes you do.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sable.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it's not like Joe is going to be fired. It's basically like any other workplace. New guy shows up and (allegedly) fucks up the first day. He probably just made a bad first impression he's going to have to fight against.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure he can work his way out of it. It's just not a good place to be starting out.
Wait, Brock is going to mount Fuji?
ReplyDeleteBut...he's an old man! Brock would kill him!
Is it just me or does Ted Cruz look like a really bad Paul Bearer cosplayer?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't. Does he throw in a few f bombs as well?
ReplyDeleteI definitely meant up Mount Fuji and Kofi will spend the rest of his days on top of the mountain.
ReplyDeleteBrock Lesnar vs. Kofi....HAHAHAHAHA. Talk about a mismatch.
ReplyDeleteGood to see that they are putting up these international/house shows on the Network. That's something they should've had in mind when they launched it, but better late than never.
Yes you do.
ReplyDeleteThey'd fuck it up and try to throw the mist. We need a professional to handle this. Which means we need Tajiri.
ReplyDeleteLook at that face he makes. So punchable.
ReplyDeleteThat fucking sucks about Tyson Kidd. Dude finally had a cool thing going after doing nothing for close to five years. And even the Hart Dynasty kinda sucked.
ReplyDeleteWas anyone able to catch ALL 4 wrestling shows last night? I have no way to watch Lucha Underground, but I'd say TNA won the night, NXT got 2nd, and ROH came in dead last
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don't make kamikaze references like Sonny Oono did you're OK.
ReplyDeleteIt could actually be a fun match if Brock gives him some offense and the match has some time. Kind of interesting to see Brock up against someone new.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan, actually.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna see Seth's face when Brock comes back in a random Raw. Hell, give Brock the MITB.
ReplyDeleteYes you do.
ReplyDeleteBad all the way around for both guys.
ReplyDeleteIs there a history of that move fucking guys up, like the one...oh, shit. I don't remember the name of the guy or the move. He was TNA and is now in Japan. It's kind of like a piledriver, but he falls forward instead, and guys are supposed to avoid tucking their head; they don't, and it looks awful.
Do we know if the move Joe used has messed guys up before?
That's fair. Well he's got the other stuff.
ReplyDeleteI know business exposure is barely a thing these days, but I still think they'd be squeamish about showing something on TV that would be exactly the same as the arena the next night and the night after.
ReplyDeletePlus... I'd be less likely to go. I'd watch it on TV too probably. And wouldn't spend a ton of money there like I did at the 3 shows I went to in the past year.
Funny how wrestling logic works (e.g. Japanese wrestlers do the mist)
ReplyDeleteJon Stewart hasn't been funny in years.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea.
ReplyDeleteOr, hopping down it on a chair or something.
ReplyDeleteWinner.
ReplyDeleteThe appeal for me is how far Brock can throw Kofi around. I do agree that it's fun to see Brock matched up against someone different.
ReplyDeleteHe's been using the muscle buster for years and I don't remember any problems
ReplyDeleteHa! Roman better have a BURN HEAL.
ReplyDelete20 germans is my prediction.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. He continues to own Vince.
ReplyDeleteThe Wednesday Night Wars!
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch a second of any show! I'm debating on upgrading my cable for Destination America though
ReplyDeleteMark.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember Ahmed vs. 123 Kid years back? I remember Ahmed threw him to the outside. Only he didn't so much throw him as LAUNCH his ass.
ReplyDeleteNeville VS Jericho could be an interesting matchup too.
ReplyDeleteI've been calling for Brock to get MITB since WrestleMania, but it won't happen
ReplyDeleteNamely, if he gets tired of Sable, he can pretty much get any chick he wants, Juggernaut style.
ReplyDeleteWord around is that Jericho only gives a fuck now in house matches.
ReplyDeleteFor me it's LU -> NXT -> TNA -----> ROH
ReplyDeleteTNA won something!
ReplyDeleteWatched the muscle buster vid posted below..... it's entirely possible that Joe did the move right and Tyson took the move right and he still got hurt. The human body just isn't meant for this shit.
ReplyDelete1-2-3 Kid was great for that kinda stuff. I remember him fighting Yokozuna and it looked like Yoko killed him in a few spots.
ReplyDeleteOnto CHICAGO for a wedding. Haven't been to this city in a decade and I couldn't get into bars then so I'm looking forward to it!
ReplyDeleteI would say someone wearing a partially melted rubber Nixon Halloween mask.
ReplyDeleteLU was better than NXT.
ReplyDeleteHaven't watched TNA or ROH yet, but the talk was TNA was probably a little better than ROH.
So either LU or TNA won the night.
I'm SHOCKED that the WWE let Joe do the muscle buster in the first place
ReplyDeleteSeth is talking about how great he is.
ReplyDelete*cue to Lesnar music*
Seth is in the plane
*cue to Lesnar music*
Owens vs. Balor is the only part of that show confirmed for the Network, still enough for me to check it out. Bought an Owens shirt yesterday, first wrestling shirt I'd bought since 1999.
ReplyDeleteSomeone else (or maybe you) said on here that it was because of how heavily scripted WWE is now. Jericho wants more freedom than that, so he just does house shows where they give less fucks.
ReplyDeleteI imagine it would be quite an honour for Balor to win a WWE title in Sumo Hall. Good bit of business.
ReplyDeleteI'm Furthest thing from a Republican but Cruz didn't say anything about Beau Biden. Not sure why it's an issue.
ReplyDeleteNo TV time restrictions, more freedom to rile up the crowd, what's not to like?
ReplyDeleteCould understand it. I imagine he gets to do what he wants in the ring and doesn't have to deal with all the crappy storylines and scripted promos.
ReplyDeleteIf the show wasn't centered around the gimmick, I'd make him a surprise entrant, have him destroy everyone via ladder suplex after ladder suplex, and win in about 3 minutes.
ReplyDeleteCody used to do the move.
ReplyDeleteThe second part could be a great comedy sketch if it was just some kid playing WWE 2k15 on his mobile Sony device or something.
ReplyDeletePlus bumping all over the chamber the day before must not have help
ReplyDeleteGreatest city in the world.
ReplyDeleteBecause he was mocking a guy the week his son died. That's just terrible timing.
ReplyDeleteAnd gets to party when the matches end.
ReplyDeleteRemember the guy that broke his neck taking Jannetty's Rocker Dropper all those years back? I read up on that incident and found out what happened.
ReplyDeleteThe idiot tucked his head. It's no wonder he broke his neck.
And even if it was, that'd be worth the $9.99 alone!
ReplyDeleteSeth is Mt.Fuji. Brock shows up carrying Yeti's dead body.
ReplyDeleteI hear good things. I mean I thought it was awesome when I went last time but I was 17
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know Jericho was supposed to be wrestling Balor, but this is a good substitute.
ReplyDeleteBTW someone posts all the full episodes of LU on Dailymotion the next day. At least that was still going on the last time I checked.
ReplyDeleteSet the pizza debate aside (let's face it, all pizza is awesome) and get a legit Chicago hot dog. It's the best in the world, and it's what Chicago SHOULD be known for.
ReplyDeleteThat's how all those people hurt themselves taking the Styles Clash. It's the one move where you DONT tuck your head, cause if you do it messes you up.
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Brock kills everyone at MITB, cashes in the same night to kill Seth. HITC rematch at SS.
ReplyDeleteI'll try one when I get there!
ReplyDeleteBad news about Kidd. What's with WWE not disclosing injuries?
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say poor Sami, they got this great storyline planned out and now with his injury it can't play out with him getting the title back from Owens...but then they directions to go from here are all great on their own. Sami debuting on the main roster to take out Owens and continuing the rivalry would be great, but also I'd really like to see a quick program between him and Balor, too.
ReplyDeleteI have a theory that the GOP has so many presidential candidates so that the press can't just gang up on one of them like Romney in the past and their nominee can get to the general unscathed. Might be a great strategy.
ReplyDeleteCan't win them all.
ReplyDeleteGotta make sure it's not just a fatty deposit first.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it. I think about taking that move and it's really just flopping flat onto your belly. You barely have to do anything. Tucking your head doesn't even make sense in any way, shape, or form.
ReplyDeleteTake a Z-Pak, Tyson.
ReplyDeleteI really hate they are only allowing ten people debate. They need to do two night primaries and mix and match candidates until people drop out
ReplyDeleteIt's basic instinct, most moves you gotta tuck your head.
ReplyDeleteWell, its not like Roger Goodell is around to force them to do an injury report.
ReplyDeleteSeems to be natural instinct most times. Always tuck your head, so it probably becomes second nature in the ring.
ReplyDeleteIt's the perfect way to use a guy who isn't around often, because Rollins would (kayfabe) have zero idea if he were there or not.
ReplyDeleteTo protect Joe, I imagine.
ReplyDeleteJust not an ice pack.
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